Fantasia Is Losing Her House!
American Idol winner (yup, she won - google it, you dumb fuck) Fantasia is about to get kicked out of one of her Charlotte, North Carolina homes! Real Estalker (via Us Weekly) says Fanny's 6-bedroom mansion has been foreclosed on and will be auctioned off on January 12th, unless she can come up with the cash to save it.
Fantasia bought the place back in 2007 for $1.3 million. She won't be totally homeless since her other house in Charlotte isn't in any kind of trouble.
You know what this calls for? Reality show! Fantasia needs to move to Georgia and join the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She can bond with NeNe, because they both know how it feels to have the evil eviction man knocking on their door to put all their shit on the curb. And Fanny will not sit on her hands when it's time to slap Kim's wig off her head.
Fantasia also needs to join the rest of us and learn how to live off of McDonald's dollar menu, popcorn, Top Ramen and bologna.
In cheerier Fantasia news, it looks like she finally made her last payment and got those 20-year-old braces taken off her teeth. It must have taken two cranes, three tanker trucks and the Shiba Inu 6 to yank those things off. They were on for at least three lifetimes.
Here's Fantasia wearing one of Basement Baby's earlier craft projects at the Cracked Xmas party last night. Even though she put together enough pennies to finally get those braces off, it looks like she didn't have enough for a full pedicure. They didn't put the rest of the polish on her toes!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:23pm.
oh! i get it, you're going after my liver!
be back in a 'lil bit.. gotta get the dlisted essentials for the evening
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE,
Well, not quite where I was aiming for, but we will get there.
Here, have another.
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:14pm.
a free round, 'eh?... aaww, you always know the way to my... what's that thing called again?.. oh yeah, heart!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE!
Ramen or Beef Wellington! I never post at night and you are here! It's kizmet!
Round on me!
*side eyes Farrah and Angel*
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
A 1.3 mil place in Charlotte?! WTF? The realtwhore that sold her that shit, the mortgage broker, and home appraiser all made money off the deal. Stupid beeeyotch!
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:04pm.
fresh lipstick?!?! i feel so special!! hi, Clarisse!
OT: i like Top Ramen... yeah, it's on topic!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:01pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:57pm.
ESE! Am I glad to see you! I just had to break up with Benji Madden and I feel really badly - I don't think he's taking it well.
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Benji??? Funny, I thought you were nuzzling Jimmy Bocca?
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Shhhh! Damn, gurl! You just don't how to keep that mouth shut, do you?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
*boots Benji out da bed*
*puts on fresh lipstick*
ESE!
Love, I have been waiting for you all night!!
*hits ignore on the cellie*
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
sad part is in Charlotte she could have flat out brought 3 2-bedroom homes for less than $100K ea. , can we say rental properties, bitches. Or 2 3-bedrooms, shit, even a whole subdivision! NC is one of the cheapest new home building states around. If my broke ass brother can buy a home and move there, any one can!
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giant gummy bear on a stick! YUM!!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:57pm.
hi, angel!
i'm doin' ggrrreeaatt!(sorry, Tigerlilly) just stoppin' in for a sec before i go out for the life's blood, ya know... booze!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:57pm.
ESE! Am I glad to see you! I just had to break up with Benji Madden and I feel really badly - I don't think he's taking it well.
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Benji??? Funny, I thought you were nuzzling Jimmy Bocca?
Forget about the foreclosed house, I want to know about the poor ostrich that gave its feathers to make that dress...is it homeless?
ESE! Am I glad to see you! I just had to break up with Benji Madden and I feel really badly - I don't think he's taking it well.
How are you, ho?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:41pm.
Oh good, if all you bitchez be chasin' after Benji that means there's less competition for ALL CAPS JIM!!!!
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of course, and don't forget FUCKING CHARLIE MANSON CUZ HE FUCKING LIKES SMIRNOFF!!
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OH NO, YOU DI'NT!!!! I will Roy a bitch for some CHARLIE MANSON...AW, HELLS TO DA NAW...Yo' ass get near my Chuck M, and you better watch yo' back like an obnoxious teenaged zoo goer...I will maul you quicker than Jocelyn Wildenstein's surgeon mauled her face, you get me bitches?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
losing an $1.3 million house, forced to live in her other house and smiling at some bullshit party... oh yeah, i feel so bad for her
geezus, i'm glad i've never watched American Idol
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
@Farrah:
SMOOCH!
I'm SO over Benji. Wanna fuck?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Now she can turn to drugs and get a spot on Celebrity Rehab with Dr.Drew.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:41pm.
Oh good, if all you bitchez be chasin' after Benji that means there's less competition for ALL CAPS JIM!!!!
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of course, and don't forget FUCKING CHARLIE MANSON CUZ HE FUCKING LIKES SMIRNOFF!!
@Angel: you should be hot slut of avies.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Oh 'Tasia. **sigh** Did she have the same manager as Reuben Studdard? WTF? She better switch to Kelly Clarkson's mgmt. Broke? smffh.
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Meh, dumb bitch deserves it...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:38pm.
angel_i,
Um, hello. I know all the words to Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous!
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*blank stare* What's that?
PS> at Farrah - o, it's supposed to be Barbie but peeps keep asking me what it is. I wanted to see if it was about their eyes or my avvie:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Oh good, if all you bitchez be chasin' after Benji that means there's less competition for ALL CAPS JIM!!!!
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:38pm.
angel_i,
Um, hello. I know all the words to Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous! Pshaw!
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oh, really??
what about "Dance Floor Anthem"?
gotcha beesh! i still claim #1!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Please, maybe if she didn't miss 50+ The Color Purple performances she would have had the $ to maintain "a so much more experienced and successful person than her's" lifestyle. I don't feel bad for her at all. I'm a licensed social worker and was laid off 3 months ago due to the economy. I haven't found decent work since but manage to get by on my savings (from my former lousy 40K/year salary) living here in NYC. Poor Fantasia. NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
angel_i,
Um, hello. I know all the words to Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous! Pshaw!
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:33pm.
I don't think so, hunny! I don't know how you and Benji got so chummy but you stole him RIGHT out from under me. He's mine!
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oh, i didn't know you were a "top" kind of girl, but, HE BE MINE!!!
(did you fix the avie yet? i still see the same barbie)
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:29pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:23pm.
*elbows all deze bitches out da way*
Benji Madden???
I don't post at night, but a lil birdie told me that Benji Madden was here!!
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wtf? comes from out of nowhere to claim Benji Madden? grab a number, beesh. I gots #1!!
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I don't think so, hunny! I don't know how you and Benji got so chummy but you stole him RIGHT out from under me. He's mine!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Well fudge!! (only, I didn't say fudge!) Farrah is here too. No chance at Benji now.
*sigh*
Farrah, you siren you!
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:23pm.
*elbows all deze bitches out da way*
Benji Madden???
I don't post at night, but a lil birdie told me that Benji Madden was here!!
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wtf? comes from out of nowhere to claim Benji Madden? grab a number, beesh. I gots #1!!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:22pm.
Hey Farrah Benji Madden Stealer!
Can you just tell me if you can see my avvie...? I'm curious now
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WTF? i got mah shankin' jeans on... I claimed Benji first!!
i can see the same avie, the barbie, on the bed. I think it's the same. Keep on refreshing.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
DAYUM! Can't a bitch get a moment alone with Benji Madden?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:20pm.
welll im not sleepy but i do have a meeting to goto! haha
laeter sweet thang
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you better come back tomorrow. I'll wait for you on step 2.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
*elbows all deze bitches out da way*
Benji Madden???
I don't post at night, but a lil birdie told me that Benji Madden was here!!
So....um....do you come here often?
(shooosh angel!)
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Hey Farrah Benji Madden Stealer!
Can you just tell me if you can see my avvie...? I'm curious now...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Farrah on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:17pm.
farrah, ive made up a 12 step program just for you sweetheart.
1st step, step a little closer. . . .
xxoxxx
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fuck that! let's move straight to step 12!!!
lol lol
welll im not sleepy but i do have a meeting to goto! haha
laeter sweet thang
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@Benji!
It's my vid! Did you break up with Paris or what?
=)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:17pm.
farrah, ive made up a 12 step program just for you sweetheart.
1st step, step a little closer. . . .
xxoxxx
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fuck that! let's move straight to step 12!!!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:13pm.
Benji! How are you? Are you ok? Do you need a hug?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I would never say never.
what's your link?
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b
farrah, ive made up a 12 step program just for you sweetheart.
1st step, step a little closer. . . .
xxoxxx
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b
I have never seen Fanny look so nice, but she still looks pretty ghetto. Horrid shoes, dress, and for gwad's sakes, get a full mani-pedi. Teeth look good, however.
Bitch should sell her clit ring to pay for the house.
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My wife won't get home till a quarter to four, can you give me a ride to the liquor store?
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Benji! How are you? Are you ok? Do you need a hug?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Benji_Madden on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:10pm.
hey hey hey, you guys are cracking me up again!!!
love that look, but the toes not so mcuh.
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WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN???
i'm addicted to you, dammit!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Whats with her busted Payless BOGO shoes?
xoxoxo The Real Empress of Lucite
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This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K
hey hey hey, you guys are cracking me up again!!!
love that look, but the toes not so mcuh.
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I guess her mortgage was with WaMu?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:55pm.
The dress isn't bad but she's kinda hairy.
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I thought that was just my astigmatism making my wonky eye blurr..but now I must agree, she is a bit on the hairy side.
Submitted by mslewis on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:53pm.
(Sorry, I was one of the fans who flew to NY, paid $100 for a ticket and bitch didn't show. I was HOT!! But the stand-in was brilliant.)
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And you're apologizing why? Shouldn't she be apologizing to you?! I'm glad she had a good understudy tho!
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