Fantasia Is Losing Her House!
American Idol winner (yup, she won - google it, you dumb fuck) Fantasia is about to get kicked out of one of her Charlotte, North Carolina homes! Real Estalker (via Us Weekly) says Fanny's 6-bedroom mansion has been foreclosed on and will be auctioned off on January 12th, unless she can come up with the cash to save it.
Fantasia bought the place back in 2007 for $1.3 million. She won't be totally homeless since her other house in Charlotte isn't in any kind of trouble.
You know what this calls for? Reality show! Fantasia needs to move to Georgia and join the cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. She can bond with NeNe, because they both know how it feels to have the evil eviction man knocking on their door to put all their shit on the curb. And Fanny will not sit on her hands when it's time to slap Kim's wig off her head.
Fantasia also needs to join the rest of us and learn how to live off of McDonald's dollar menu, popcorn, Top Ramen and bologna.
In cheerier Fantasia news, it looks like she finally made her last payment and got those 20-year-old braces taken off her teeth. It must have taken two cranes, three tanker trucks and the Shiba Inu 6 to yank those things off. They were on for at least three lifetimes.
Here's Fantasia wearing one of Basement Baby's earlier craft projects at the Cracked Xmas party last night. Even though she put together enough pennies to finally get those braces off, it looks like she didn't have enough for a full pedicure. They didn't put the rest of the polish on her toes!
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I like the fanny pack purse in front - condoms, car keys and cash.
The dumbasses that gave this no talent triple bagger fame should be shot.
Yeeeesh
At least she has nice teef.
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Dang, stop buying shit you cannot afford people. And for those like Fantasia and Rueben (who filed for bankruptcy, funny how he is named after a sandwich), don't think that you will be as big of a star as American Idol makes you believe. You'll be lucky to squeak out one song that people will buy and then your cash flow will dry up like Madonna's vagina.
Breakdown ~ LMAO!! You nailed it!
Why is it so damn hard for ANYONE to live within their means??
Fanny, more work, less partying. No buying million dollar homes until you have three times that amount in the bank. You can get a nice home in a gated community for a lot less in NC. No Fanny, there isn't a Santa Claus and no, that wasn't a money tree your boyfriend Young Dro planted in the backyard. It was a marijuana bush. Now get real and get it together!
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Fantasia = Shrek in a cheap wig
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"Fantasia also needs to join the rest of us and learn how to live off of McDonald's dollar menu, popcorn, Top Ramen and bologna".
Sorry Michael K I don't believe you for a second.
You got money. he's right behind that perez bitch with the number of visitors he has...I still love ya tho.
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If you can't fuckign afford the second house, DON'T BUY IT.
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MK, I Love you a lot, but you are kinda wrong here, babe. Although Fantasia looks sortof ghetto fabulous, she is sporting here a coloured french manicure, which she (most likely) paid a fortune for. So her toes are ok here.
From the neck up and the hair down I think she looks cute, but girlfriend needs another stylist and she needs to stop going to the salon in da hood. This girl has so much potential, but her ghetto mind is keeping her down.
I can see that she had her toenails done like that deliberately but can't imagine why anyone thinks that's a good look. Did someone say "I need a pedicure that will make people say 'Hey, did her old pedicure grow out or are her toenails just caked with crud?'?"
I don't care if she paid $100 for it...it looks ugly to me.
And don't get me started on shoes with big thick ankle straps (they flatter no one) or those damn tats running up her leg. Ick.
WOW! She actually looks normalish... Fanny, Baby- I do think, however, that you need to adjust your hemline to at LEAST slightly below the knee...
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Blanche and I wanna know how she got that maribou to crawl into her boobie's and stay in place? Oh, and being dead and all, were not looking for fantastic partners so the spammer sister's can bite me! Love, Jane Hudson
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wow, i never realized braces could make someone so much uglier...she actually looks better...but that outfit is so ghetto ugly!
@Lizzieb- You make a good point. Maybe they should try their hand at takers over at JJ. Those folks could use a date, or something!
I agree with people on here that Charlotte is one of the cheapest metropolitan areas in the country where you don't need to be wealthy to buy a nice home. A $1.3 million dollar home in Charlotte? Does that place look like Buckingham Palace? Talk about being greedy and expecting that her career would actually take off after American Idol. Only Carrie Underwood can be deemed a success. Even Kelly Clarkson and Clay Gaiken aren't successful enough to buy two homes. Fame is fleeting for AI stars. I always knew that Fantasia's voice would never make it in mainstream pop culture and she isn't beautiful enough nor does she have the management or record company willing to invest millions to make her into the next Beyonce or Rihanna. I'm sure this will be one of the last times we here from her again.
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Give it a rest Sexy Girl, it's a little early to be starting your spammer shit!
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
What kills me here is that she apparently did what so many lottery winners do: try to buy into a lifestyle they can't possibly maintain without actually winning the lottery again.
Someone wins ten million bucks, gets five million after taxes and buys a four million dollar home and a $100,000 car and somehow assume that the modest job they held before winning is going to be enough to maintain that lifestyle (and that's assuming they didn't quit their job the instant they won).
Submitted by the amazing fido on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 3:43am.
@cunty:
where can i get a sequined fannypack?
Here; behold the bling sequin fanny pack
wow-wee fido!
thanks! that made me laugh really hard.
i was inspired to get a sequined beaded fannypack when i looked at the dress fantasia has on there.
Oooops, she forgot to shave her pits.
two things i've always liked about fantashia: she's ghetto and proud and can sing her ass off.
ha ghetto girl beyonce, take a few notes from fantashia on being ghetto and proud and stop trying to be something your not ah?
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@cunty:
where can i get a sequined fannypack?
Here; behold the bling sequin fanny pack
http://www.patriciafield.com/blingsequinfannypack.aspx
or here:
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or here:
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Now I feel dirty.
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Cuntylicious, I just don't know if such a thing exists. This may be a job only Santa can do.
where can i get a sequined fannypack?
i need a christmas present for somebody.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:20am.
Anthrax scare?! Did I miss something? Joking. I never opened posted letters at my job for the gov't. I'd make the expendable interns do it.
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Submitted by RJII on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:04am.
I'm not saying shit-- not is this economy. I don't need any bad karma. She's one of millions in the pipeline.
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say, whatever happened to that whole terrorism scare.
i'm still waiting to receive my anthrax in the mail.
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I'm not saying shit-- not is this economy. I don't need any bad karma. She's one of millions in the pipeline.
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That's the most elegant I've ever seen Fantasia look, if you pretend you can't see the tats she looks quite purdy.
*rubs eyes* *makes sure dey workin properly*
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:08am.
Anyone ever seen the documentary about her that runs 24/7 on BET....that shit is hillarious. Talk about doing some hoodrat shit, I know some hoodrats but cant none of em compare to the type of hoodratyness that fantasia brought to the table.
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like what? juicy details please.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
A has been that could have had it and will probably end up a crack mess.Her hair looks better than that rooster crap she had going on before though.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Anyone ever seen the documentary about her that runs 24/7 on BET....that shit is hillarious. Talk about doing some hoodrat shit, I know some hoodrats but cant none of em compare to the type of hoodratyness that fantasia brought to the table. This bitch is dumb....missing all those broadway preformances, actin all crazy on stage...in a way its kinda sad how shes had every opportunity to lift herself up and it still seem like it so hard for her to overcome still....
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Submitted by dailygrind on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:01am.
HOUSE in the house!!!
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Submitted by GuerrillaAl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:56pm.
WHERE is the American Dream.
It was bought by Disney in a corporate takeover in '85.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
At least she still has her upcoming role as sarcastic little sister Dee in the big screen version of What's Happenin to fall back on.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Who cares about this skank. Somebody shot Mark Ruffalo's brother!
Did anybody else know about this?
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
apologies for the double post...damn laptop! :-)
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I know this thread is kinda doing it's own thing now, but OT: I knew this bitch was on a sinking ship when she was the "Grand Marshall" at my local spring festival thingie. MK posted on it back when it happened. I laughed b/c my town made dlisted because of the ghetto Grand Marshall. yay!
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Foreman: "You're addicted to conflict."
House: "[looking at his Vicodin] They changed the name?"
I know this thread is kinda doing it's own thing now, but OT: I knew this bitch was on a sinking ship when she was the "Grand Marshall" at my local spring festival thingie. MK posted on it back when it happened. I laughed b/c my town made dlisted because of the ghetto Grand Marshall. yay!
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Foreman: "You're addicted to conflict."
House: "[looking at his Vicodin] They changed the name?"
Poor thing. I know what it's like to be po', and trust, it is not fun. Plus, to be a homeless American Idol on top of it all? WHERE is the American Dream.
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She looks like a black Ms. Pacman.
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say something nice: i like her shoes
Fantasia's only 24. Most people are in their forties before they lose it all.
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Submitted by paulapoo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:07pm.
A 1.3 mil place in Charlotte?! WTF? The realtwhore that sold her that shit, the mortgage broker, and home appraiser all made money off the deal. Stupid beeeyotch!
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You're trying to make Charlotte seem like some dumpy place! It's not. It's larger than Raleigh and nearly as nice. At the very least, there are some 1000+ homes in the Charlotte area that are worth $850,000 and up.
ANyhoo, still can't stand Fantasia. What a name. Surprised the parents spelt it correctly, honestly.
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