Chupa Is Not Shutting It Down
Earlier in the fall, I sort of fell in like with Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe and her reality show. I KNOW! I tried so hard not to like her. Every time I started to feel a little warmness for her, I'd change the channel, but I'd always go back. As someone who doesn't completely despise her, I feel it's my duty to tell her: DRINK SOME VIRGIN BLOOD! Seriously! Chupacabra looks like she's been without the nectar of her victims for some time now. Chupa is only thirty seven and she looks about eleventy thirty seven!
On her show, she regularly tells people they are "shutting it down" when they look hot. Well, Chupa is not shutting it down here. It looks like some of her internal organs might be shutting it down, but that's about it. Chupa also describes things as "bananas." Well, Chupa needs to eat a few banana trees....whole.
People usually want washboard abs, not a washboard chest! Somebody please sacrifice one of those Disney whores to Chupa. We could do without them, but I can't do without season 2 of her shit show!
Below is Chupa with her assistant Brad at The Cracked Xmas Fundraiser in Los Angeles last night.
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o.k in what dimension is this woman in her 30's?
She had some slight work done, but it ain't enough!
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:22am.
isn't there a law against that?! no "fashion" people smile... wait, i think i'm thinking of rappers
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:21am.
You get that a lot? That reminds me of xmas as a kid, when daddy drank his xmas bonus.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:18am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:16am.
he's gotta be the dummy.. a hand up her would've split her
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At least it might've put a smile on her sad mug.
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wait a sec.. didn't that guy sing that annoying "I would walk 500 miles" song?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
TV! New avi! Awesome, nothing says 'celebrate baby Jesus's birthday' like a clown calling me a ho and a bitch.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:17am.
If you picked her up by her hair, she would sound like a wind chime.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:16am.
he's gotta be the dummy.. a hand up her would've split her
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:12am.
LOL! I thought this chick could afford to eat. You could sharpen knives on those bones.
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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:14am.
I'm still trying to figure out which is the ventriloquist and which is the dummy.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
well, if she isn't gonna eat.. at least she found Waldo
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Aw I love Brad!
And after watching the show I also like Rachel. She can be annoying but she isn't so bad.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 2:06am.
Why aren't there pirates searching for that sunken chest?
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Why is that leather bag wearing a dress and a wig?
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I can't trust people named Zoe. It's as though their parents knew the child should always be called last.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:12am.
For everyone who advised me on what to do in case I ever wake up looking as old and tired as this piece...thanks! I know I really shouldnt value myself on how many men I can pull, but I love fucking...lots of different men...and I dont think I can do that as much if I ever look like her....its good to know that I can still fuck when im old if I just act cool like you biotches....
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erm...
that's a beautiful dress. did you make it yourself?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:02am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:58am.
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True! Just in case you didn't know, I love Little Britain. :0)
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all wrong thinking people do!
vicky rules!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I think she listed her weight as 37.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I just caught angel i's post. thanks for that. I just went straight down to comment to say she is not 37, then caught your comment. She's in her mid-40's, so obvious even if she gains 50 lbs. She could of least said 41. Geesh.
She is NOT 37!
She looks like a recently deceased bobblehead doll.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 1:02am.
I see! Is that the same one with the old biddies having tea and one confronts someone at another table (hilarity ensues)? It's very--you know--British.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Isn't this preying mantis supposed to be married? God, you've really hit rock bottom if this thing is the only thing that would marry you.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
For everyone who advised me on what to do in case I ever wake up looking as old and tired as this piece...thanks! I know I really shouldnt value myself on how many men I can pull, but I love fucking...lots of different men...and I dont think I can do that as much if I ever look like her....its good to know that I can still fuck when im old if I just act cool like you biotches....
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
Submitted by rubysue on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:39pm.
Submitted by rubysue on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:39pm.
Weird - a couple months ago Wikipedia listed Zoe's birth year as 1962, and now it says '71...wonder which is correct. She certainly looks more like she was born in '62.
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Edited to add your most SCANDALOUS post!
I know which one I think is correct!
Aw! my friend used to have that pic up on her profile. For those who might not be able to see it, it says: How 'bout a nice cup of shut the fuck up? I luvs it:)
But the winner, today is TOTALLY Rit a tit tat or whateverthefuck for "Damn not given". I've been laughing about that shit all day. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:58am.
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True! Just in case you didn't know, I love Little Britain. :0)
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:54am.
I'd say something about a big pussy, but I'm too much of a lay-dee.
First time I've seen them. It's very Monty Python, non?
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:52am.
True and she can audition to be a stop sign in a movie. Why am I suddenly hungry for spare ribs?
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Bones are sexy.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:49am.
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I'd say something about a big pussy, but I'm too much of a lay-dee.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxLBpa7g5fg
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:49am.
Of course she's skinny, she has to sneak up on cheeseburgers.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:44am.
My, what big ears you have.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
I don't know everybody thinks she's too skinny.
Just cause a few bones are showing *scrubs dirty socks on her chest* doesn't mean anything.
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I.G, I knew who you meant!
She is scary fucking skinny. That is just disgusting.
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you had your turn, and now you're gonna learn, what it really feels like to miss me...
- Beyonce "Single Ladies"
I heard that. Big Pussy happens to be a character on the Sopranos, thankyouverymuch. :P
Which you already knew. :0
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:39am.
Or at least keep her away from the sauce.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:36am.
I think it might be time to put her in a home.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:34am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:32am.
Big Pussy?
She thought she was on the Rock of Love thread. Yes, IG, very big pussy.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by im mom on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:23am.
Mom! Stop it! You're always buggin' us. Grrrrrr
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:32am.
Big Pussy?
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No thanks. Trying to cut back.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by im mom on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:23am.
Am i missing something, none of the comments have anything to do with this post...or am i just not getting it?
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It looks pretty on topic to me....
In fact, it looks like we got all the topics up in here:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 12:28am.
I thought it was that ugly chick from the Sopranos at first, but she didn't look manly enough.
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Big Pussy?
I thought it was that ugly chick from the Sopranos at first, but she didn't look manly enough.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Am i missing something, none of the comments have anything to do with this post...or am i just not getting it? and i am surprised you are not more into brad. i loved him on the show.
I think it's attractive when you can play the xylophone on a woman's ribcage.
OMFG!!
She needs to be force-fed milkshakes for about a week!
Holy crap...how old is she, a hundred and 10???
I think I like being overweight now.....
FUG FACE - FUGGER TITS!!
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:49pm.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:40pm.
The move is finally over. Thank god!!
I, um, kind of kicked out the slutty gold digger, so I'd like some props.
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Props to you, hunny!
(sorry, I been busy with the boys. you know how it is;p)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:16pm.
Farrah!!!!
Puppy for Benji?? DONE! (sorry Benji, but if you have never had puppy bref in your face, you wouldn't understand!)
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oh, poor baby! i always had puppies growing up, and now, those damn wiener dogs. Not fair! you MUST have a puppy!!
But, for the record... ANYTHING for Benji!!
Nite, sluts!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Ok, first of all, TITS, and you only have TWO of them???...WTF, FREAK!!!...I DO NOT have false fangs, I simply had veneers put in to 'enhance' my dental sexay....
And second of all, I AM wearing panties, I just choose to wear them in an unconventional manner which happens to leave my genitals exposed....
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tigerflower, i have just two words to say to you. yo mama.
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aww come ere kitty, i'll rub you all wrong, then i'll rub you all right. just the way you like it. and if you don't nip, a quick spanking at the base of your tail.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.