And It Begins Again....
The glittery gays of YouTube have already spread their twinkle jelly all over Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Cock Ring On It)", so they have moved on to Brit Brit's "Circus." The twinkie above made his version extra special with water and light effects. The production value is higher than Brit Brit's video!
I wish I had a defibrillator handy during several moments in this shit. At the 0:42 mark, he changes the mood with the flip of a switch and Diet Rite came pouring out of my ears. At the 2:40 mark, the clothes start coming off and I had to make sure Chris Hansen wasn't standing behind me. I need to see some ID!
The moment that takes the fucking cake and smashes it to the ground is at the 3:30 mark when this ho welcomes a special guest. I needed two fucking defibrillators to bring me back after seeing that fuckery. You know the special guest was pissed!
Thanks Christian
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:08pm.
So, THAT's what Jimmy Bocca looks like!
*tiny, nervous titters*
You said "titters"....
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:26pm.
I wouldn't be adverse to my sons dancing around like sluts in the shower stall if they'd clean a little while they're in there.
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Exactly, he could have still done the stripper moves with a sponge and some Scrubbing Bubbles.
It's pretty telling when I've only watched about 30 seconds of this nonsense, and can emphatically state: THIS DUDE GOT WAAAAY MORE MOJO THAN SHITNEY.
Poor guy isn't even quite sure how to count down properly.
3,1,2,1??
Huh. What makes you guys think he's gay?
I laughed so hard at this shit that I Jizzed in My Pants a little bit! Do you think his mom believes she's got a lil' Timberlake on her hands? Or does she just like to watch!?
Rule #1 for video taping oneself ... take a close look at your background.
I'm obsessed with the bath products visible on the right ... is that a bottle of extra strength head'n'shoulders?
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Dude, the part where he was a thrusting like a stripper on his back was a bit disturbing!
This kid will be on an airplane this week to go on a little vaca w/an older rich dude. This is his 15 minutes.
Dahmer, you were gay.
That was the funniest thing I have seen all day! Loves it!
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"All Those Who Wander Are Not Lost."
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:27pm.
You can tase the bro and cuff all you like, but I still don't think it's happening.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:08pm.
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AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHaaaaaaaaaaaahhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry,MK♥
That made Jeffrey Dahmer feel gay.
I totally kept waiting for him to bash his flailing head on the shower wall.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:26pm.
Slutty,
He's not that into you.
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Note to Clarisse & Sheeps, I doesn't want him for sex. I just want the ability to wind him up like a music box ballerina and watch his ass dance until he cries.
Too bad he forgot to remove the mildew off the shower glass and remove the blue rag from the tiles. That lowers the production values a lot!
Am I the only one who doesn't find these overly-feminine, underage twinks not hot at all? I guess he is trying to get hired as a back up dancer...wait? isn't that what KFED was before he got the jackpot?
Love the grumpy mom or grandma that brings a towel at the end. You can tell she must be tired of her kid's nonsense. But kudos to her for being supportive of her gay boy in spite of it all. LOL
I wonder how many packs of size 13 and above sock he had to buy to stuff his pants? Methinks like five.
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
I simply do not understand why these folks do not have their own reality show on network television. Such wasted talent.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:24pm.
Oh, I'm pretty sure he's not into women.
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Sheeps...all my prison....err....all my dates say that in the beginning, that's why handcuffs were made.
Slutty,
He's not that into you. Wait, disregard, that's Aniston.
LoLo!
The brave little titters that could!!!! Wooooh-Woooooh!
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Submitted by yiooooooo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:24pm.
I dont care how low my self esteem is im not making a video so everyone can mock me and make me feel worse about myself.
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And that, my dear, is why he, and not you, is the focus of ridicule on Dlisted.com.
I wouldn't be adverse to my sons dancing around like sluts in the shower stall if they'd clean a little while they're in there.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Clarisse and Sheeps
They are real and they are spectacles.
ha ha ha
the little titters that could yall!
EDIT TO SAY GOOD NIGHT!
No siggie! I smoked it!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:21pm
I dont care how low my self esteem is im not making a video so everyone can mock me and make me feel worse about myself.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Well, as least he didn't drop the soap.
keep making these videos and we will never get gay rights
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:15pm.
Hahahahaha.....I might have to bring that happy little thing home with me to keep me entertained.
Oh, I'm pretty sure he's not into women.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Geez- I want that bathroom, who has a bathroom big emough to make a high quality music video in? Not me. Jealous I am. I didnt think the special quest looks that pissed myself. You know she has to do that shit all the time. This is definitly not the first time she has walked in while he's making his "music" in the bathroom.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:17pm.
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hahahahaha Slitty, I knew that little poppet would entice you outta your lair.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
I kept looking for the 3:30 mark, he started taking his pants off.....I was fearful that his one eyed snake was the secret guest.
THANK YOU FOR SPARING MY EYES LORD!
why oh why oh why wouldn't he have edited out the ending?
i didn't see him clean behind his ears, no wonder mommy is angry!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by yiooooooo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:19pm.
I dont understand why people would put videos of themself out there doing things that you usually do when you are bored or drunk whit your friends.
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Self esteem issues. Looking for validation. Blah blah blah. Someone should probably give the poor boy a heads up not to read these comments.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:19pm.
Haven't you ever seen LoLo's "Brave Little Titters"????
No. Should I?
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
I dont understand why people would put videos of themself out there doing things that you usually do when you are bored or drunk whit your friends. I had a really hard time deciding if I should put a picture of myself on Myspace.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Sheeps,
Haven't you ever seen LoLo's "Brave Little Titters"????
LoLo,
I siggied you biatch.
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
And TY, LCT:
*bows deeply*
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
I'll have to watch this later as it doesn't seem safe for work. Which saddens me because I feel not seeing this masterpiece is going to make me cry.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
It took me a little bit to realize that the water was indeed on. LOL.
Was his mom sitting there watching?
Jesus, how embarassing.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:15pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:08pm.
So, THAT's what Jimmy Bocca looks like!
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*biting lip*
*trying. no. to. laugh*
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:08pm.
So, THAT's what Jimmy Bocca looks like!
*tiny, nervous titters*
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Well, *I* was curious! Weren't you?;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
LOL..this brought a tear to my left eye...
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:08pm.
So, THAT's what Jimmy Bocca looks like!
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Ho. Lee. Fuck.
BRAVO!
Stop laughing, he could be the next meat puppet.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:14pm.
yeah he was slippin on that towel wasnt he?
No siggie! I smoked it!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:08pm.
So, THAT's what Jimmy Bocca looks like!
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*biting lip*
*trying. no. to. laugh*
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!
Hahahahaha.....I might have to bring that happy little thing home with me to keep me entertained.
*tiny, nervous titters*
Oh thanks a LOT Sheepers!
My titters are tiny, but nervous they are NOT, sir!
No siggie! I smoked it!
Umm yeah the audio isn't working for part of it.
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If it's the thought that counts, I'd hate to see what you got me if you didn't have any thoughts.
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:10pm.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
You know when i was little my momma told me to stop dancin my five year old ass around in the bath tub while it was draining
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I was TOTALLY thinking that. That looks like something I would snap at my kid for doing...or have, perhaps...
PS. I was, in fact, worried about his head in there...
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:08pm.
So, THAT's what Jimmy Bocca looks like!
*tiny, nervous titters*
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
He looked like a Geek on Call computer fixer in the beginning.
Rich and famous people suck.
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