And It Begins Again....
The glittery gays of YouTube have already spread their twinkle jelly all over Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Cock Ring On It)", so they have moved on to Brit Brit's "Circus." The twinkie above made his version extra special with water and light effects. The production value is higher than Brit Brit's video!
I wish I had a defibrillator handy during several moments in this shit. At the 0:42 mark, he changes the mood with the flip of a switch and Diet Rite came pouring out of my ears. At the 2:40 mark, the clothes start coming off and I had to make sure Chris Hansen wasn't standing behind me. I need to see some ID!
The moment that takes the fucking cake and smashes it to the ground is at the 3:30 mark when this ho welcomes a special guest. I needed two fucking defibrillators to bring me back after seeing that fuckery. You know the special guest was pissed!
Thanks Christian
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Sorry, but I can never take a guy seriously who wears eyeglasses while making a dance clip. Same with gay porn: can never get off when I see a dude with his bifocals on trying to bust a nut; but I bet this dude's mom got off though. Squirt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One hyphenated word: Lime-Away.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by heyheybrian on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:26pm.
I actually know this guy!!! how funny.
You do?
DO I know you?
I have to agree with MK one more time and admit I am so damn happy there was no youtube when I was 16. And I realized as I'm typing this that there is no fucking way I will be able to take a shower without dancing now. Somehow I have to work that together with my new catchphrase of "I love how my tail looks in these jeans!"
http://daywithoutagay.org/
angel_i.....LMAO But he never took his jizz pants off! Ewww!
"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg
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Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:24pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:21pm.
OMG I AM so jealous! I WISH I had a glass shower like that. That is the shit. Really.
Angel, I have one. It's a bitch to clean it and I'm always nervous about breaking the glass door. I'm klutzy.
I have to get my own towels.
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Well, that's your problem right there. Cuz whoever does that can clean the glass too.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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I actually know this guy!!! how funny.
Yeah, tiles aren't all they're 'cracked up' to be. hahahaha
They are hard to clean.
"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:24pm.
Wait...Is this kid old enough to be doin the sexeh on the interweb??? Are we going to get busted for pron on the interweb??? MK, have you set all of us bitches up?????
Yes he is old enough
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:23pm.
Well it's no "jizzed in my pants."
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Then again: Maybe that's why he got in the shower.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:21pm.
OMG I AM so jealous! I WISH I had a glass shower like that. That is the shit. Really.
Angel, I have one. It's a bitch to clean it and I'm always nervous about breaking the glass door. I'm klutzy.
I have to get my own towels.
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She's flat and that's that!
Wait...Is this kid old enough to be doin the sexeh on the interweb??? Are we going to get busted for pron on the interweb??? MK, have you set all of us bitches up?????
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Well it's no "jizzed in my pants."
"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg
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Submitted by Samantha.Thomps... on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:09pm.
Hey my guess anyone trashing him is JEALOUS....so shut the hell up...My brother has more talent then any of you
And that isn't his mom
I am sooooo jelous of the nerd with bad dance moves.....gag.....barf.Come back to reality please.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
Submitted by Lory on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:19pm.
Every time I listen to this song I can't help but think Madonna herself took care of this shit
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DIT-TO!
I've been thinking it for days but I was all Britneyed out.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:50pm.
he counts with his fingers like me
LMAO
"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg
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OMG I AM so jealous! I WISH I had a glass shower like that. That is the shit. Really.
And someone to hand me a towel.
Edited for emphasis:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by Samantha.Thomps... on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:19pm.
Nope not me
So, who is it?
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:15pm.
Uh, Samantha - did you give him the towel?
Nope not me
Every time I listen to this song I can't help but think Madonna herself took care of this shit. I bet she had everything thought out: video, music, lyrics, fan tweens, etc...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
i wish i had a shower and webcam
"I felt that it really brought a reality to who i am and my life."
LMFAO!! He's Martin Fuckin Scorgayse!!!
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Submitted by Samantha.Thomps... on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:09pm.
And that isn't his mom
Uh, Samantha - did you give him the towel?
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She's flat and that's that!
@ BB--
I am tres disappointed, Bondage. I never figgered you for a jellis h8ter.
;-)
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Submitted by Samantha.Thomps... on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:09pm.
Hey my guess anyone trashing him is JEALOUS....so shut the hell up...My brother has more talent then any of you
And that isn't his mom
That's your real name, isn't it?
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Samantha.Thomps...I think he's a great dancer. Way better than Britney. And yes, he does have more talent than me, but I can honestly say I'm not really that jealous. :)
Rich and famous people suck.
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"Actually i left the end of the video in. I felt that it really brought a reality to who i am and my life. It's not just a cute boy dancing, it's THIS boy dancing. I'm here to be real."
WTF does that mean?? hahahaha
http://www.myspace.com/hes_so_blind
Hey my guess anyone trashing him is JEALOUS....so shut the hell up...My brother has more talent then any of you
And that isn't his mom
If that was me my mom would not be giving me a towel she would be screaming her head of telling to turn off the shower because I dont pay the fucking bills on the house. LOL
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I've heard of coming out of the closet to your Mom, but coming out of the shower to your Mom? On video?
She's probably thinking....I get it, you're gay, just don't get any water on the floor.
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O.M.G!
I too was looking around for Chris Hansen, MK.
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Dick happens! - MK
I have 4 words for this,Hell To The NO!
Harry Potter nerd needs to go back in the closet and lock the door.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
LCT,
*hands carrottop the beach towel*
Hurry with that! I have to get it back to Hoff before she notices I took it!
On topic: How did this little twinkie broach this subject with him mom??
"Sooooooo, Mom, um, I totalllllly need a favor."
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
A fagulous way of getting into the shower and coming out of the closet.
Submitted by NaNoop on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:39pm.
It's pretty telling when I've only watched about 30 seconds of this nonsense, and can emphatically state: THIS DUDE GOT WAAAAY MORE MOJO THAN SHITNEY
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Yes, he does! LMAO!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:49pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:46pm.
It's Phoebe Price as a teen twink. Or Chrissy Crocker - there you go;p
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Every time I see Chrissy Crocker I feel like someone's smacking me in the face with a set of shaved man-junk. *Hoik*
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My, what an apt description. LOL!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Interesting way to do laundry, but he could have used tide with extra bleach.
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Have you ever felt like a deaf mute trying to yell bingo?
he counts with his fingers like me
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:46pm.
It's Phoebe Price as a teen twink. Or Chrissy Crocker - there you go;p
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Every time I see Chrissy Crocker I feel like someone's smacking me in the face with a set of shaved man-junk. *Hoik*
Submitted by Triscuit on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:08pm.
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AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHaaaaaaaaaaaahhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Yeah, I said it.
:D
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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alknowingone i was thinking the same exact thing!
what was with all the violent head swinging?? that is a head injury waiting to happen & i am sure he doesnt have enough brain activity to spare...overall he wasnt a horrible dancer though...his mom must have been pissed...i can just hear her in that mom voice asking what the hell he is doing & that he better clean up after himself.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:46pm.
LCT,
Oh! That was me. My bad!!
*hands Carrottop a hankie*
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Hanky? Damn, Clarissalina. I'm going to need a beach towel for that big dollop.
That made me happy in my heart. Thanks MK.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
Submitted by yiooooooo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:24pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:21pm
I dont care how low my self esteem is im not making a video so everyone can mock me and make me feel worse about myself.
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But I tend to think that's more the cockiness of youth. He thinks he looks good...and that he has good ideas. I think he's looking for a contract, myself. It's Phoebe Price as a teen twink. Or Chrissy Crocker - there you go;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
LCT,
Oh! That was me. My bad!!
*hands Carrottop a hankie*
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 5:33pm.
Dahmer, you were gay.
That gets a "TOUCHE!" with a tee-hee!!!
I was afraid the whole time that he would hit his head against the tile wall.
Yessssssssssssssss!
Jizzzzz... in my pohtns.
It's your fault, you were rubbin' my butt.
Slutty,
OH! Like the dolls that performed at Baron Bomburst's birthday!!! Gottcha!
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
You know how you know you're gay?
CALL THE COUNTY ON THE IMPOSTER MAKING THE BOOT MOVES IN THE POO FLASH ROOM, OKAY, WOW.
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