And It Begins Again....
The glittery gays of YouTube have already spread their twinkle jelly all over Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Cock Ring On It)", so they have moved on to Brit Brit's "Circus." The twinkie above made his version extra special with water and light effects. The production value is higher than Brit Brit's video!
I wish I had a defibrillator handy during several moments in this shit. At the 0:42 mark, he changes the mood with the flip of a switch and Diet Rite came pouring out of my ears. At the 2:40 mark, the clothes start coming off and I had to make sure Chris Hansen wasn't standing behind me. I need to see some ID!
The moment that takes the fucking cake and smashes it to the ground is at the 3:30 mark when this ho welcomes a special guest. I needed two fucking defibrillators to bring me back after seeing that fuckery. You know the special guest was pissed!
Thanks Christian
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:05pm.
Angel and NitWitty: Watch "How Clean Is Your House" and you will...
Jizz in Your Pants.
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Cha! LOL!
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Submitted by Leona on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:59pm.
You say that now, but in two days when my sig reads, I love my tail in these jeans! you might think differently.
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@Flatsy: UGH! I can't even handle bars of soap and the mess they make. It's all about the reusable dispensers in this house;)
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yuk, these youtube moes need to give it a rest. Mimicking the pop mess du jour is not hot...his mother at the end was so totally hot though, and she didn't even have to bust any moves.
Angel and NitWitty: Watch "How Clean Is Your House" and you will...
Jizz in Your Pants.
I love that show. Kim and Aggie rock.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:58pm.
Angle and Flatsy, I swear it really is the little things! I don't need a new car, just squeegy the damn glass shower down and pick up your towels and it's all good! LOL
Can I add this to the list-
when your soap is paper thin and breaks and winds up on the drain, please get a new bar out of the box because the soap gnomes really don't exist!
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Diego on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:47pm.
I like that tagline "Fight the H8 with love." We should all be doing that--gay, straight, whatever.
Love is the irresistible force.
Diego, you always seem to have your head on..er, straight. ;-)
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Angle and Flatsy, I swear it really is the little things! I don't need a new car, just squeegy the damn glass shower down and pick up your towels and it's all good! LOL
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Submitted by Lory on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:55pm.
Ok I just saw the vid and I have to say this: shower dancing dude is kinda hot.
Now, please someone tell me Harry Potter here is legal. Kthnxbai...
Yes he is legal he is 22 almost 23
@Lory.
22:)
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Ok I just saw the vid and I have to say this: shower dancing dude is kinda hot.
Now, please someone tell me Harry Potter here is legal. Kthnxbai...
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:48pm
I heart my squeegees. I can't do the control-alt-3 thingy.
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She's flat and that's that!
'Nite, Clarrise! And Burney would get walloped upside the head in this house, since I'm the only one who'a allowed to fold the towels!
Angel! You gotta' see the movie!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
I'm with you, Nitty!
My peeve is the taps. Is it SO hard to just wipe them down a little? No, it is not. And then they're always shiny. I have these special towels that are supposed to make your hair dry fast. They don't. But hey shine up a tap like nobodies bidness! ;p *giggles at self*
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Mother fucker pulled a fist pounding the chair Flash Dance move. That dude has been working a pole in some shady den of iniquity.
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S. Thompson
ANGEL!
You have never seen Sleeping With The Enemy??? OMG! Even Julia Roberts couldn't ruin that flick!!
Diego,
Ok. I'll give you two more days then.
I'm out kids! Peace.
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
I'm hoping for an encore where the mom/surrogate mom character gets choreographed in more heavily. Maybe loofah him up? Or shampoo his hair but leave the soap in and make those little devil horns.
All I'm saying is: Where Shane Mercado will be touring as a backup dancer or near Broadway, I hope this lad makes sure to go to college. At least a two year business program.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:45pm.
angel_i,
Oh! Sorry! It's the crack-pot husband from "Sleeping With The Enemy"!
Whenever they show that scene in her new house with the towels all perfect, i get chills!!! CHILLSS!!!!
Wicked scary!!!
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She's flat and that's that!
Really. She would have been much better off handing him a squeegy at the end of this video. THE GLASS! THE GLASS! That annoys me to NO end. I know, it's the little things in life that appeal to me.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:42pm.
I'm just waiting for Day Without a Gay to be over so I can change my signature. And I'm still looking for ways to work it into my everyday life. The timing is critical for delivering a line like that.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:45pm.
angel_i,
Oh! Sorry! It's the crack-pot husband from "Sleeping With The Enemy"!
Whenever they show that scene in her new house with the towels all perfect, i get chills!!! CHILLSS!!!!
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Ooooh...I've never seen that...another one for the list!
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O that hot slut. Nevamind.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:42pm.
Samantha, we need to know who the hot slut is!!!
LOL...I think he is working right now otherwise I would ask LOL...but my guess would be the owner of the house. she owns it but others live with her :D
angel_i,
Oh! Sorry! It's the crack-pot husband from "Sleeping With The Enemy"!
Whenever they show that scene in her new house with the towels all perfect, i get chills!!! CHILLSS!!!!
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
I can't stop fucking laughing! Special guest. It was his fucking mother! Yea, that drove it all home.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:35pm.
Angel / Flatsy,
Or Martin Burney!!!
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Ok, you got me. Who is that?
Google won't even tell me! Not really...
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Diego!
Toffee Puppini!!! OH! An opening act too!! Sign me up!
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Samantha, we need to know who the hot slut is!!!
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Submitted by RaTaTaTit on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:38pm
LMAO I keep trying to hit cancel on your av!
"Last week, I sawr a film, as I recall it was a horror film."- Andy Samberg
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:39pm.
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Ewwww! LMAO! Just laughed and shuddered at the same time.
@Angel..So true, so true! LOL
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
And I say again
THAT IS NOT HIS MOM! He doesn't live with his mother :)
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:32pm.
Just be warned it might have the ability to outgay this and Shane at the same time because Toffee Puppini will be making a guest appearance.
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Submitted by RaTaTaTit on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:38pm.
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LMAO@ your avvie!!!
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@Nitty:
No *self-respecting* mother, that is;)
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Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:37pm.
That's a caked-on deposit, but it's not hard water.
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OMFG!
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:31pm.
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It's not that his mother brought him a towel at the end. It's that no true self-respecting mother would ever allow her shower stall to be video-taped with that hard water deposit on the glass.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:33pm.
meltang you has an open inveetation to my rv for som nuts n hony i like you
tee hee! Thanks BJ. I heart you too. You're a funny beesh.
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Angel / Flatsy,
Or Martin Burney!!!
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:29pm.
One hyphenated word: Lime-Away.
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Groovy;p And how are you at handling towels?
Got any experience there? =)
Noodles, towels: Nittay handles them all.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Lets see now:
In the bathroom for an hour (check!)
Shirtless, wet and wearing pleather gloves (check!)
Britney Spears CD on repeat (check!)
Videocamera (check!)
Well, he sure skipped past that awkward "Mom, can you please pass the the potatoes to your gay son?" comment he was going to use at Christmas dinner now...
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:32pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:26pm.
I guess I need a Fonzworth Bentley for my bathroom.
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*sigh* Don't we all?:(
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:31pm.
Brian / Samantha..Do you know each other??? Is this a love connection??? Michael K is Cupid!!!
Love connection nope..
I am a happily married woman:) I might know him and I might not....but the person in the video is my brother so there is a chance I know him...or he's just a fan of my brother LOL
meltang you has an open inveetation to my rv for som nuts n hony i like you
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:26pm.
I guess I need a Fonzworth Bentley for my bathroom.
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She's flat and that's that!
Diego,
You could post one now. We won't judge! We loves you!!
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:29pm.
One hyphenated word: Lime-Away.
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Groovy;p And how are you at handling towels?
Got any experience there? =)
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Brian / Samantha..Do you know each other??? Is this a love connection??? Michael K is Cupid!!!
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But i said NO BITCH! Im Dancin like a princess STFU! ~ LoLo
Holy shit, that was awesome.
Is there anyone who's seen Robert DeNiro's comedic opus, "The King of Comedy"? It was made in '82 and directed by Martin Scorsese.
In the movie he is Rupert Pupkin, an aspiring comic and stalker/fan of Jerry Lewis' character, Jerry Langdon, (a Johnny Carson-esque talk-show host).
He lives in his mom's basement, where he has set up a cardboard mock-up of Jerry's desk, (where Rupert sits), and celebs of the day, whom he interviews.
One of the funniest parts of the movie is when Rupert's down there interviewing a cardboard cut-out of Liza Minelli, (in 1982). In the middle of it, you hear his off-camera mom yell from upstairs,
"Rupert! You're gonna miss your bus!".
Rupert looks over at "Liza" and says, "Liza, I gotta go. I gotta catch a bus."
It's brilliant. If you haven't seen it, rent it!
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