And It Begins Again....
The glittery gays of YouTube have already spread their twinkle jelly all over Beyonce's "Single Ladies (Put a Cock Ring On It)", so they have moved on to Brit Brit's "Circus." The twinkie above made his version extra special with water and light effects. The production value is higher than Brit Brit's video!
I wish I had a defibrillator handy during several moments in this shit. At the 0:42 mark, he changes the mood with the flip of a switch and Diet Rite came pouring out of my ears. At the 2:40 mark, the clothes start coming off and I had to make sure Chris Hansen wasn't standing behind me. I need to see some ID!
The moment that takes the fucking cake and smashes it to the ground is at the 3:30 mark when this ho welcomes a special guest. I needed two fucking defibrillators to bring me back after seeing that fuckery. You know the special guest was pissed!
Thanks Christian
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:18pm.
Damn! No one can see it, can they! I gotta fix that shit again.
It's Sorority slut Barbie!
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oooohhh! i meant to ask you earlier.
I watched the vid. LOVED IT. Beesh's got talent. If we could only put a couple of Comingback's rants it would be perfect.
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
@Benji_Madden:
Damn! No one can see it, can they! I gotta fix that shit again.
It's Sorority slut Barbie!
Hey - did you really break up with Paris cuz if you did - you're in my new video! (click below in my siggy) But if you din't you might just wanna skip it:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Shower guy, you are hot!
If you're ever in the UK, call me up! We can go clubbing or something, I could use a dance partner to look fierce with!
this stie is too much fun. i'm dying laughing here. gret vid!!!!
HEY ANGEL!! hwat's your avie?
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Damn, I wouldn't kick him outta my shower.
he's ex military ;)
OMG. His mom was there?! He should get paid for that! It was better than Brit's. To all you JELIS H8RS - that kid is talented.
Some people are SO into the TRUTH!
I just don't get it.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:46pm.
@ Samantha...
Submitted by Samantha.Thomps... on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:41pm.
And I say again
THAT IS NOT HIS MOM!
Was that you Samantha?
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Have you ever felt like a deaf mute trying to yell bingo?
Awwwhhh this kid deleted my comment off of his youtube video. Geeze, all I said is that I hope MY son doesn't post embarrasing & retarded videos of himself on the internet when he's a teenager.
Someone's PMSing!
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:46pm.
You know you jizzed in your pants!!! (I could hear it from here.)
:-)
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
@ jiggywiddit - I will go on, Jellis H8r that I am, LOL!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
you have got to love the shirt clogging up the drain and causing a pool of water!! HA HA! i was waiting for this bitch to eat it. too bad he didn't, but his mom at the end made up for it. classic! either way, shane mercado he is not! poser.
@ Samantha...
Submitted by Samantha.Thomps... on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:41pm.
And I say again
THAT IS NOT HIS MOM!
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Uh, we're trying to save your little brother's reputation here.
How creepy is it that she's his memaw landlady, in the bathroom with him, handing him a towel after his homemade video performance??
Much less oogy just to say IT'S HIS MOM!!!
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Why is Harry Potter dancing in the shower to a Brit Brit song? And why is Professor McGonagall handing him his towel?
Submitted by cadebra1961 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:34pm.
Jellis.
H8ter.
You're never gonna get introduced to his momma now.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Chicken Little here doing his 'erotic performance' had to be about the most lame & pathetic shit I've ever seen. Ice melting would be more sexy than this craptastic calamity. The only thing that would've made it more interesting, was if this asshole slipped in the shower doing his insane Beyonce moves, hahaha!!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
I love how he had to look at the light to make sure he was turning the right one off and on. Homeboy gots the moves, though.
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~M.K.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:15pm
And I was just about to say the best part was when his mom handed him the towel...lol.
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It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Samantha.Thomps... on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 6:41pm.
And I say again
THAT IS NOT HIS MOM!
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x-nay! it's a MUCH better story if it's his mother.
sheesh.
you're new so we'll let it pass....
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I haven't seen Brit's video but she cannot be nearly as entertaining as he is!
this is tooo damn funny
I kept waiting for him to slip and break his ass.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
OMG
MK - You remain my hero ... thank you for bestowing such precious, spawwwwkling jewels upon us each day.
I was distracted the entire time waiting for the life-threatening head injury to come from him whipping his head back and forth and then into tiled soap holder ... I had to watch it again once I realized he was safe to dance another day.
And Mom - she sure has her hands full, no?
There but for the grace of God - and a few years - go you and I Michael...
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
- - - Mark Twain
those pants are awful. take your glasses off in the shower. britney sucks. other than that, next.
Samantha - Congrats to your hot brother on his engagement! :)
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I 2nd dancer's mum or Hot Slut of the Month! tehee
Samantha,
Aww, congratz on that. Your brother's fiancé is one lucky dude. :(
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:38pm.
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That's cos ah am a funnied bitch...;p
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Let me dirty up your mind.
AHAHAAHAHAAHA! This HAS to make it to The Soup!!! You couldn't write it any better than that with mom coming in at the end. God I love Youtube. And that hot little piece in the video.
Submitted by D on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:34pm.
You would be correct he is happily engaged to an awesome guy
what would i do with myself if i didn't get to see twinkle toed shower dancing like this on a regular basis...brit wishes her shit was this hot...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by Diego on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:25pm.
LOL.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
Submitted by Lory on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:35pm.
Well, say hello to yo brodda fo me.
Hahahaha, you made a funny.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Samantha.Thomps... on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:27pm.
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Well, say hello to yo brodda fo me. He has the same amount of comments Aniston has and 3 times the comments Hohan's thread made.
That at least makes him more interesting than those two hors. That's gotta mean something here in dlisted, right?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Samantha,
Your brother is super hot, too bad he's probably not into women. *sad face*
Submitted by Samantha.Thomps... on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:14pm.
Tell your brother that I thought his video was very hot! Britney's got nothing on that boy!
The ending had me LMAO, too.
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Submitted by Diego on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:25pm.
When it goes on Youtube, your loyal DL family will rock the house with good feedback.
I can personally guarantee you my 5 stars.
And if you win the chance to meet MK, take me with you!!!!
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
His Mother for Hot Slut of the Day! :D
Submitted by Samantha.Thomps... on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:27pm.
And he is loving this every minute :)
You have to tell him he has 175+ comments. Have him sign up.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Lory on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:24pm.
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He's your brother??? Stop the presses, we got a celebrity in da house!!!
Yup he is.
And he is loving this every minute :)
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:21pm.
One day, my boy will give me the perfect opportunity to say that. And I will. I've been dying to actually speak those words. My day will come. Maybe I'll put that on youtube.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by Samantha.Thomps... on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:14pm.
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He's your brother??? Stop the presses, we got a celebrity in da house!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Diego on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:06pm.
I bet we'd ALL love your tail in those jeans! In fact, deep breath, we'd
JIZZ. in. our. PANTS.
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What is the meaning of this?! He looks like a lezzie memaw who just finished eating a whole lemon without her dentures on. HIS FACE! --MK
ATTENTION!!!!
Just got word I told my brother about this and he is uber excited that people are talking about wether it be good or bad..he's still excited
Hey MK that was sweet. Fucking funny!
(a) after i got done laughing I must say that's given me ideas. Look out for MY shower scene .... psycho aint got nuttin on me biiiiitch.
(b) is that a postal worker???
(c) the shower drain's stopped up.
(d) looks like mum's bathroom
(e) looks like mum came into the bathroom to find out what the fuck he's up to and tore him out a new one
(f) I'd rather watch this "postal worker" than Shitters
(g) turning off the bathroom light and turning on the shower light ... fucking priceless.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:05pm.
@Flatsy: UGH! I can't even handle bars or soap and the mess they make. It's all about the reusable dispensers in this house;)
I have the liquid hand soap dispensers at all sinks, but in the shower we use bar soaps. I have these neat soap holders which, come to think of it, I have to clean all the time.
It never ends.
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She's flat and that's that!
Stewie, Jane and I agree, it was his Mom handing him the towel....giggle......(Blanche Hudson)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Phew! Thank you Angel and Samantha. I will sleep with a clean conscience tonight... Knowing my ass is staying out of jail and that I won't be molested by a 7 feet inmate that finds me attractive...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 7:02pm.
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ROFLMAOOOO! How'd we get here from this funny video? But as long as we're here...LOL.. Ixnay on the bar soap. It leaves residue.. *flail* Liquid soap is cheaper than bar soap these days as well!
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.