These PUPPIES Saved A Boy's Life!
PUPPIES!! are having the best year ever. Not only have they given us a million hours of entertainment on live feeds, but they have also saved the life of a young boy! PUPPIES!!! 4 President of the World!
This past Friday, a 3-year-old boy wandered away from his babysitter (aka the babysitter drank too much Boones Farm and passed out on the sofa) and left home with two family puppies following behind him. The boy walked into the Virginia woods and went missing for 21-hours. Hundreds of family, friends and officers searched in the 17-degree for the boy.
The boy was finally found on Saturday afternoon sitting near a tree with the two puppies nuzzled against him. The puppies' powerful adorableness kept him alive! His mother told the NYDN, "When I first saw him, he was like, 'Momma, I got cold. I slept in the woods last night. The puppies kept me warm.' He told me that ... the dogs slept up against him. And I'm sure the body heat kept him warm."
The boy also said that the puppies refused to leave him. DUH. They were cold as shit too! And puppies love to nuzzle. That's what they do best.
After he was found, the boy was taken to a nearby hospital for observation. The puppies were taken home and rewarded with food.
You can't count on much in this world, but you can count on a puppy friend to help you in your hour of need. If you're ever down in the gutter, just think of PUPPIES!!! and one or two will magically show up to nuzzle you back to happiness. Or they'll just sniff at your crotch. Either or.
PUPPIES R MY BFs 4EVAH!
Thanks Meghan
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:09pm.
here, or oversneeze?
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Oversneeze in Buttfuckinghamshire, please.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:58pm.
My soup looks like baby food. Blargh. Gardennay butternut squash est le bebe fewd.
Hoffalina, let's build a castle.
here, or oversneeze?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Mysmichelle on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:56pm.
Haha, my BF is scared of the dark, too. My parents live in the country and every time we go out there at night he is like "it's sooo dark out here" in a small voice. "How do you see anything?" And I say "Well...I keep my eyes open, mostly."
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:06pm.
Good one Lolo. But the rug in question was made in Armenia, not in Italy. It's a gift that I cherish a lot.
OH NO! you were being for serious!
sowwy about your rug, Dirk Diggler.
No siggie! I smoked it!
kdraco!! MUAH!!! So nice to see you here :D!!!
I can't watch Dogtown. I cry every freakin' time. Like when that Sarah McLaclan ASPCA commercial come on. I cry like a baby and have to hug my furmonsters.
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"Fox News - We swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's strap-on"
~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Submitted by barelybeagle on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:05pm.
YAY PUPPIES! Dogs are the best. It's nice to know that when you come home after a shitty day at work there's gonna be someone there who can't wait to see you.
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Who also might pee a little. Always a winning experience.
Good one Lolo. But the rug in question was made in Armenia, not in Italy. It's a gift that I cherish a lot.
They are so cute! are they dating anynoe? I saw their profile on www.datemypuppy.com *rolling eyes*
"The boy also said that the puppies refused to leave him. DUH. They were cold as shit too! And puppies love to nuzzle. That's what they do best."
MK - you made my Monday.
PS: Boomes Farms? <<<<< AAA SHIT! Piña Colada was the best one....so I've heard
PS 2: Has anyone watch the show: Dogtown (National Geographics)
YAY PUPPIES! Dogs are the best. It's nice to know that when you come home after a shitty day at work there's gonna be someone there who can't wait to see you.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:58pm.
OK, we get it: MK's black heart loves puppies. They are adorable, except when they pee all over your $3000,00 carpet.
Hand made in Italy?
ha ha ha ha I just love on Boogie Nights how all his new shit is "hand made in Italy"
his polyester shirt was "made in italy. Hand made for me"
Im talking about dirk diggler yall
No siggie! I smoked it!
My soup looks like baby food. Blargh. Gardennay butternut squash est le bebe fewd.
Hoffalina, let's build a castle.
OK, we get it: MK's black heart loves puppies. They are adorable, except when they pee all over your $3000,00 carpet.
Seriously, I'm thisclose to buying a puppy right now after I've read this story...
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Linda Hogan...$40,000 a month in temporary alimony, but she's whining that it's not enough and she's going poor. Meanwhile, some broke bitches are trying to make balanced meals out of Top Ramen, popcorn, white rice and ketchup packets from McDonald's.
My dog is the best friend I've had for ages. And I've found I don't need a boyfriend as much.
I know he would at least keep me warm in such a situation. HE B Scared of the dark no way he would leave me in the woods HA!
PUPPIES RULE!!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Awww...what an adorable story. Made my day. :)
My dog is at home right now playing Halo3. We are taking him to his team tournament in Vegas in February.
That's a lovely story...so glad that little one is safe and warm again...and of course those pups are fucking awesome but because I'm angry mom I have to say I hope that babysitter gets her ass kicked for allowing a three year old to even be out of her sight for a moment
boo to bad babysitters!
yay for pups!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:42pm.
Dogs would make better husbands than most men.
PS. I miss you sloots all day long.
Well said and we missed you!
LOL, I forgot to tell you guys, my dog will school you in manners. now it's cold out, any of my male friends come over with their hoods up, or a hat on, my dog won't let them out of the foyer until they bare their heads.. haahahha
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:47pm
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Hahahahahahha! Never thought of it that way, angel.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Puppies know how to stick together.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
My Dumb Lab Puppeh makes me laugh every time I see her silly face, and my Big Ass Shepherd keeps me safe from the undesirables. Dogs RAWK!!
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"Fox News - We swing to the right more than Ann Coulter's strap-on"
~Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
I love all the PUPPIES!!! this story has made my day, esp since the shiba inus are leaving us
AW!!! Glad the kid is ok.
Sweet puppahz!
LOLO TIMES! I want one... I want a hot one that smells like fantasies and loves me like I'm delicious pizza. Alas, no doggehs allowed.
High five. Make for to have special one with one times in back of move seat.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:42pm.
I *love* heroic dog stories and it kills me that my dog is not very intelligent and not brave.
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Well, it's better than not very intelligent and extremely brave like my old dog. Trust.
PS. Your dog knew you weren't sick, silly;p
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
*slides over sliced lemon and tonic*
No siggie! I smoked it!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:42pm.
ha ha ha ha! That made me spit a little laughing at that!
Green Is Good! Comere! I hugs you!!!!!
CARROT! Girl you should get a doggie! You have no idea!
No siggie! I smoked it!
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:40pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:36pm.
Joe, I just love puppehs and babehs!
*pours you a glass of gin and shows you slideshow of Pac Man
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Thanks Hun. Got any tonic? Sliced lemon?
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Additonal:
*Sniffle* *Sob* Whaaaaaaa!!!!
Where's my box of kleenex, dammit?
Edit for additonal comment:
Submitted by Gry on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:38pm.
From your comment to the legislator's ears.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
I *love* heroic dog stories and it kills me that my dog is not very intelligent and not brave. Once when I was walking her (in an unpopulated area) I lay down on the sidewalk, LAY DOWN and whimpered & thrashed as though I was hurt to see what she'd do. She licked herself for a few seconds and then ran away! I had to get up and chase her all over the neigbourhood.
*sigh* I guess doggy love is unconditional.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Dogs would make better husbands than most men.
PS. I miss you sloots all day long.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:37pm.
A dog's loyalty is boundless. (Our dogs rarely let my son out of their sight.)
poor guy who lives next door can't even pop his head over my fence and say hi to my son, my shepherd gives him holy hell.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:36pm.
Joe, I just love puppehs and babehs!
*pours you a glass of gin and shows you slideshow of Pac Man*
Awwwwwww
No siggie! I smoked it!
Did the same thing not happen a while back? India?
*runs to google*
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I find myself wondering, going; You know, I should really - FUCK IT'S COLD!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:35pm.
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Hey, joe! I know what you mean, sometimes it's a toss up. At least they don't talk back! :)
The story did make mt day MK. I was leaning towards getting a pound mutt for Christmas.This may have pushed me in.
It's time for an Animal Bill of Rights already, with harsher punishments for abuse and special protections put into place. No more animal fighting rings, "performing" slavery in circuses, breeding mills, illegal trafficking, slaughterhouses, superfarms, fur and leather industries, et al. If you judge a society by how it treats its weakest (and arguably, kindest) members, than ours is deeply lacking in the empathy that these two little guys exhibit instinctively while asking for nothing in return.
*dials my dog's cell phone*
Herro Pac Man! Herro Pac man! youissuchagooooooodboy (all one word)
Who dis a gooooooooood boy?
Who dis a gooooooooood booooooooooy?
Gooooood boy?
*pac man hang up on me for baby talking himin public again*
HE IS A GOOD BOY DAMN IT!
No siggie! I smoked it!
Reason # 1,491 that animals are cooler than people.
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I find myself wondering, going; You know, I should really - FUCK IT'S COLD!
These puppeez are so cute I just....jizzed in my pants!
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
A dog's loyalty is boundless. (Our dogs rarely let my son out of their sight.)
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Deck the halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
Angel Dogs! MK, thanks for posting.
Submitted by LoLo on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:34pm.
*still crying*
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Awww c'mon LoLo it's not so bad *handing LoLo kleenex*.
Would a 40 ouncer of gin help?
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
That is the awesomest thing EVAR!
Good thing I'm not a puppy. I don't like to be touched when I'm sleeping. Give me my space!
nothing dogs do surprises me, I've lived with dogs my whole adult life.
shit, remember the german shepherd who saw a woman crash her car, and he jumped his yard fence and dragged her to safety?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 2:27pm.
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Hi IG! When my kids accuse me loving the dog more then them I agree that yes I do. Kiddin'. Sort of.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
My black cold heart is officially MELTED!
Damn you, MK. Sob-Fest Du Jour.
They would make a lovely coat! Bwah-ha-ha!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
The puppies' powerful adorableness kept him alive!
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MK, you write the best news EVAH:)
PS. I like people. They do cool things like this too, sometimes.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me