Nuzzling Is Not The New Canoodling
HoHan was on the hunt last week and set her cokey eyes on the raggedy piece of chewed-up man meat known as Sean Penn. According to Fox News' Roger Friedman, HoHan showed up solo to a private dinner for the movie "Milk" at NYC's John Dory restaurant last week. Some witness type said HoHan slid next to Sean and they "nuzzled." I wish the witness type would've said "canoodling." The word "nuzzled" should not be allowed anywhere near HoHan or Sean Penn. The word "nuzzled" was only meant for the Shina Ibu Live Cam Puppies and nothing else!
Besides, Sean and HoHan weren't really nuzzling. HoHan probably sniffed out some of the white shit and her nose led her directly to Sean. She got close so that she could snort the booger sugar directly from his nose. The ho thinks she's slick.
In other fauxmosexual news, HoHan once again wrote on her MySpace blog that she has not broken up with SamRo. YES, we get it. You two are still playing clit hockey. No need to say it ten million times. HoHan also declared her love for writing! Here's a little bit of her post:
i say everything here on myspace. okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it's not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong... wow- the people that make shit up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk'd, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what's really going on. which is so much more fun!
Writing? Is that what she calls it? The ho abuses commas more than I do and that's saying a lot. Seriously, coke blogging is not the way to go.
And here's this generation's Virginia Woolf at the Farmer's Market in L.A. yesterday.
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I think Lindsey Lohan is bipolar....
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stupid girl. but sean penn is known to be an asshole anyway so they deserve each other. still love sean though.
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lilo sure spends alot of her time defending her relationship with samro and cruising for cocks...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
And she calls that writing?
What's that song by Boy George?
Comma comma comma comma comma chameleon
You come and go........
I guess she's not ready to suck cock yet...yet.
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Have you ever felt like a deaf mute trying to yell bingo?
Writing?? Does anyone remember the letter she wrote to Robert Altman's wife after he died? That was one of the wrost examples of coherent writing I have ever seen!
Dear Lindsey,
So you love writing, eh? Well, I love Paul Bettany, but that doesn't mean I can do him.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
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Well, it doesn't come as a shock to me that Penn would nuzzle HoHan, he married Madonna for christ's sake.
I see her daddy issues are back in full.
Sean Penn is seperated from his wife at the moment or something, or in the middle of a divorce. He's an asshole I hear, just how Hohan likes her dudes I suppose. What a slutwhore!(as expected), what's this about her writing on myspace...I so wish she wouldn't, she never shares anything of worth. Maybe she should start a diary and keep it to her own damn self! For the sake of all of us!
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And here's this generation's Virginia Woolf
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MK, I pissed myself, absoluely PISSED myself, at that line!
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"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Hohan is hopeless. MK is priceless! LOL, spitting-on-my-screen hilarious, love you!
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This bitch is so close to fulfilling her Home Depot membership requirements.
Rich and famous people suck.
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I would be all up on Sean Penn too,this man is so hot!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Isn't this giant nose married? I guess hohan went from lesbo's to peepaws who's next?
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I really believe HoHan is doing the college years with SamRo. Later, SamRo will still like girls, HoHan not so sure.
Religion is the stick they beat people with...lsmith07
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20081208/en_top_eo/72161
WTF?! I mean REALLY Yahoo!?! I just KNOW its a slow news day when one of the top stories is about THIS bullshit
*hits head against keyboard*
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Sean is a whore! He always cheats on Robin. Just a few weeks ago he "had drinks" with Madonna at some hotel in Manhattan.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
I was blindsided by the puppycam reference. got a little veklempt!
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Ha ha ha ha. He looks like white trash. I know he can act and all, but he just has that LOOK. Besides, I'm 99% sure he is a grade A asshole.
Poor SamRo.
Maybe Penn likes vaginas that look like chewed up bacon.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 1:43pm.
4- Stop smoking. She sounds like Slappy the Squirrel from "Animaniacs". Not an attractive voice for woman who's allegedly 22 year-old.
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Do you watch "The Soup"? Their Lohan update, "It's Lindsey," had me crying from laughing the first time I heard it.
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louise, I love "The Soup"! I keep forgetting to tape it. I'm hitting Youtube. I have to see that mess!.
She probably thought that the Penn's white temples were dusted with coke.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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I do not get the appeal of SP. He remindsme of my jerk uncle. Just ugh.
As for Lezlo why does she still exist? When will the mags and the paps begin to ignore her?
Submitted by ocd can be good on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 1:42pm.
I think Redpoint Blackdot is half right. She's nuzzing with Spicoli alright, but it wasn't to get at James Franco. She was probably confused about reality and thought Spicoli was holding.
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Mah bad, mah bad. I seem to have forgotten that this bitch is not good friends with reality.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 1:43pm.
4- Stop smoking. She sounds like Slappy the Squirrel from "Animaniacs". Not an attractive voice for woman who's allegedly 22 year-old.
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Do you watch "The Soup"? Their Lohan update, "It's Lindsey," had me crying from laughing the first time I heard it.
Submitted by peaches on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 1:07pm.
I always thought Sean Penn is a low life, but not this low, to nuzzle with hohan!!! He must have some standards!!!
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Dude was MARRIED to Madonna, what the hell did you expect?!
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What the fuck is this? "Men with penis-shaped noses day" here at Dlisted??
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Things Blowhan needs to do:
1- Finish High school.
2- Go to a community college, (BWHAA HA HA HA,)assuming she has ANY intelligence to actually get into any college. Get a degree in the easiest major possible.
3- Go back to rehab, because the THREE times she already went are epic fails.
4- Stop smoking. She sounds like Slappy the Squirrel from "Animaniacs". Not an attractive voice for woman who's allegedly 22 year-old.
5- Wears a bra and underpants. At all times.
6- Fire her Momager. Dinasaurus doesn't give a crap about her kids, unless their bringing in the cash.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 1:38pm.
As for Sean Penn, he'd fuck a brick wall if it showed interest.
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Which I'm assuming it would do just by ...being there, really.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Where the fresh hell does Hohan get the money to do nothing all the time? It's obvious no one wants to hire her in Hollywood, her TV stint tanked, and I'm sure SamRo won't agree to a joint checking account....so....where does her cashola come from? I want to be paid to do nothing all day! Me! Me! Me! Not Hohan!! Me!!!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I think Redpoint Blackdot is half right. She's nuzzing with Spicoli alright, but it wasn't to get at James Franco. She was probably confused about reality and thought Spicoli was holding.
I'd still nuzzle the fuck out of her funbags.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Her career is in the toilet and she'll anything to get going again. She is notorious for latching onto the prominent people in order to forward her career.
She needs to give up on show biz and become SamRo's hausfrau.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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The only person who blogs worse than her is Courtney Love
she may be turning into Courtney, now that I think of it.
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The first time I heard canoodle I was sooooo turned off and immediately ended my phone call with a guy that I'd gone on a few dates with.
I found out later that he lied about his age and was 15 years older than my 23. Not old enough to be my dad but certainly not the damned age that he told me he was. So yes, that grossed me out.
So I think a perv came up with the word.
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She loves WRITING? Bitch, you couldn't even pass English 101 in community college. Get a fuckin clue! As for Sean Penn, he'd fuck a brick wall if it showed interest.
Isn't he old enough to be her grandpappy? And calling what she vomits onto paper "writing" is a grave and serious insult to the entire history of literature. Blake and Burns are turning in their graves at this dumb slut associating herself with writing.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 1:25pm.
Tapping the keyboard so letters come out is not writing.
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ITA. She something akin to a monkey, a typewriter, and a thousand years. Her drivel isn't Shakespeare ... or Woolf.
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Writing? Is that what she calls it? The ho abuses commas more than I do and that's saying a lot. Seriously, coke blogging is not the way to go.
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Well, I guess since this is your blog it makes sense that you ALWAYS beat me to the punch.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 1:16pm.
Where is Robin Wright Penn do give this gayelle the proper "get the fuck away from my man" speach?
She's long gone. I wonder why- he seems like such an unassuming guy and so attractive.
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Gross. Nuzzling is for animals. Oh, nevermind, I guess it applies. Either way, I absolutely HATE the word Canoodling. Where the H3LL did that word come from? That is a rhetorical question because I don't really want to know.
I guess she finally got somebody to "un-disable" her blog? Wasn't that her problem last week? Or maybe that was Facebook. So hard to keep up with all the problems Lilo seems to have.
Sam, CONTROL YO' HO!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Sean Penn? I thought she already found a father figure when she hooked up with SamRo.
Pasty, puffy, bloated face. Blowhan is on the booze, coke and 3AM peen diet. Again.
vindicated via myspace
I am now done with her!
I refuse to even speak of her
and I'm posting that fact on my myspace!
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The only thing different between her MS writing and that of a million others her age is that people read her stuff because of her notoriety. Tapping the keyboard so letters come out is not writing.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
she looks like a used up Kiss groupie.
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I call caca on this one unless HoHan was "nuzzling" with Spicoli so she can get that much closer to James Franco. Cant really put anything past that lowlife skeezer.
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Some people call it a Kaiser Blade, I call it a Sling Blade.
I too love dressing up in my finest flannel threads and going to the Farmer's Market and having a coke and a fag. CLASSICO!
Where are all of her freckles in that main pic? Oh, Penn must have snorted them off when they were canuzzling.
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