MiserAlba Before & After
These before & after airbrushing pictures are always interesting to look at to see just exactly how the Photoshop artistes turn a normal looking person into a robot mannequin. These are similar-looking pictures are from MiserAlba's Campari campaign and there really wasn't anything wrong with the original picture. But the Campari hos figured that nobody wanted to see the real MiserAlba, so they removed a few ribs, gave her bigger titty sacks and washed away her hungry coochie. They even erased the slight grin from her face! It's a good thing they did that shit, because I probably wouldn't have recognized her grouchy ass if she was smiling a little bit.
They should have done the same thing in the picture below. They shaved like 10-inches off her waist, so while they were tinkering with that shit, they should've painted a scowl on her face. And it would've looked more authentic if her fingers were flipping us off.
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Cripes...Why the fuck even have models and actresses participate in photoshoots anymore...just photoshop every fucking thing in! This is one of the many things that bothers me about our computer age.
Does it taste good with kool-aid is all I need to know........
Don't care to see this bitches face. You know she doesn't drink this shit...
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-Ted "Theodore" Logan
It's interesting to see the the before and after shots. But it really is no wonder females have skewed body image issues! I even feel kinda bad for JA because she look just fine as her original self.
Guess I'll just keep being my non-photoshopped self while ET flashes those photoshopped pics with the headline of "Look at Miseralba! She gave birth just 5 minutes ago and she's already slim and gorgeous with a 20 inch waist! While you fat cows are just sitting here watching this stupid show ;)"
Submitted by NovaNightly on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 12:07pm.
Girl i dont even need them to photo shop a penis in the bottle like one of those fancy tiny ships in the bottle either ya know?
Just give us a nice drink recipe....
dang man! People need to start thinking! ha ha
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They have lengthened the legs in the second picture. Look how much taller.
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Do they tack on other head shots? I don't get how they can change the head position and facial expression ... or is that from the "Advanced Photoshop: Creating Anorexics and Low Self Esteem Among Girls and Women Worldwide" tool? Tools ...
These pics weren't photoshopped. Sheeps got to the negatives and licked away a few inches on either side.
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Yeah...seriously Lolo!! I don't need to look at some dumb bitches face...just let me see the BOOZE!!!!
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-Ted "Theodore" Logan
They even un-fattened her knee cap in the top photos. lol....she has FAT knees!!!! Don't know why that makes me happy....lmao
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-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Ya see, I dont like this bitch. Shes a rude asshole. I would have liked any of the shot had they replaced her idiot face with oh I dunno, a bottle of the god damn liquor she was selling.
I dont need a celebrity or even a model to sell my ass booze. Just show me a picture of what the booze bottle looks like and a description of how it tastes and your done!
And you save money too!
AND you eliminate having to look at this bitch and many other worthless bitches.
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She looks better in the before pic.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Most of these bitches look just like common folk. After makeup artists and photoshop get their hands on them. They turn into a store manikin.
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She didn't need too much help. Not like some stars.
Wow! Those photo's are heavily edited. Shame on them!
Wow, no wonder so many young girls have a skewed sense of self/how they should look.
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I think she looks better in the before pic too. And it's not even good photoshop, you can tell her body in the 2nd photos is fake because it's all out of proportion. Wasted effort.
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In the black dress photo, they even made her arms thinner.
-Einah
If they wanted a tall, super-skinny model, that is what they should've hired. Instead, these morons hire actresses who are NOT 6-feet tall and NOT 110 pounds and try to make them look that way. Total bullshit.
Blanche and I are pissed that they didn't have photoshop in OUR day!!!
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Submitted by miss.anthrope on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:37am.
Aw that sucks! Thats what happens when you get some cash in and you think you can go and buy an effin mansion and then realize you dont have the money to pay for taxes, maintenance, interests etc.
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WTF? The first pic was fine. They didn't need to make her skinnier. Jeebus...
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:33am.
Submitted by lizzieb: "Why bother having a real model? I think she looks perfectly OK in the first pics in any event. .."
Just what I was thinking, lizzieb! Why not just get a good illustrator or artist and create exactly what they want? It'd be cheaper, too.
And if they wanted the waiter to be visible behind her, they could have asked him to stand a little more to the left or right, or whatever. If they wanted the lighting to be different, they could have moved the lights.
Really, I think more than deluding the public, the greatest crime of Photoshop is that it makes photographers lazy, or at best cheapens their art.
HA HA HA NOVA!
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All I can say is FUCK YOU PHOTOSHOP!!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
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She looks fine in the before- pics. From pics I've seen of her, she tends to look "washed-out" without any makeup, especially lipstick. No matter, though, as her bod's better than her face.
Yeah, I wondered about that "bangin' bod" as you could tell under those frumpy clothes she wears from her new movie that she didn't look like the "calendar girl" type.
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I think she looks better pre-photoshop. And personally, I don't think she's that hot to begin with.
Submitted by lizzieb: "Why bother having a real model? I think she looks perfectly OK in the first pics in any event. .."
Just what I was thinking, lizzieb! Why not just get a good illustrator or artist and create exactly what they want? It'd be cheaper, too.
And if they wanted the waiter to be visible behind her, they could have asked him to stand a little more to the left or right, or whatever. If they wanted the lighting to be different, they could have moved the lights.
She didn't need the photoshopping.
lol, yeah, i noticed the pool too. haha
she looked beautiful (and thin enough) to begin with. ridiculous.
I do the same thing to all me Myspace pics lmao..now I dont feel so guilty...
My BF LOVES this chick so even though I think she is pretty(shhhh dont tell him) everytime I see her all I feel is hate!!!! o.k not really hate but I really dont like her lol
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Aww lawd they even photoshoped the fucken pool naw! Deer Jeebus!
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Should the Truth in Advertizing laws require that there be a notice that photographs have been (heavily) retouched?
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Why bother having a real model? I think she looks perfectly OK in the first pics in any event. No wonder little girls think they are fat when these people are photoshopping thin women til they are almost transparent.
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Damn I need the people who do that shit to retouch my photos. Magic!
Remind me again why she has a career?
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Love this child MK.Won't listen to your hacks...bastard.
Wow, photoshop is like Magic! I wonder how long it takes for a pro to doctor up a photo like that.