Monday, December 8th 2008
A Face Only A Sickly Peen Could Love
Or maybe a face only a meth pipe could love. Whatever Pamela Anderson is doing, she needs to do the fucking opposite. Looking like the bastard love child of Chucky Doll and the Toxic Avenger is not cute. You could easily slip this picture of Pammy on the Faces of Meth website. It would fit right in.
I know Pammy isn't knowing for being a fresh spring daisy, but it's really time for a joint makeover by Hazmat and the CDC. The bitch is 41! It's time for her to start wearing pants and maybe wash her face (with acid) every other day. She seriously gives my eyeballs the meth shakes.
Here's Pammy once again terrorizing Art Basel in Miami the other night.
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Itsthebritneybitch's Guide to Looking Human:
1) Wash your hair
2) Wash your face
3) Stop going to those damn tanning salons
4) Draw in thicker eyebrows you chola wannabe
5) Whiten those nasty yellowing teeth
6) DO NOT wear that shade of lipstick when your teeth look like they belong on the yellow brick road. Anything other than RED will make your teeth appear yellower than they already are.
7) Get some sleep
8) Keep away from the pot, or at least use some viisine to take that redness away
9)Put on some clothes, YOU'RE A MOTHER AND 41 for Pete's sake!
10)Get yourself a nice Queen to give you clothign advice. YOU NEED IT! Oh, and Stay away from Bobby Trendy!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
She needs some Mom jeans stat!
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Sweet fucking Jesus, it's too early for this level of fuckery and foolishness.
Someone put a bag over MY head.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
Cheesus christ! What is she on? She looks like scary clown Pennywise.
The meat puppet looks fresher.
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I find myself wondering, going; You know, I should really - FUCK IT'S COLD!
Fred Durst may have had Britney when she was fresh and young but he's getting Pam when she's, umm, no longer fresh or young.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
what on earth?!
how coked up is she?
and what has she done to her face?
Gross. She looks like she could sleep for a week. But I'm sure she probably sleeps naked and I'd hate to be the one to clean the sheets after that.
Those meth faces are sad. There was one guy on there who looked like Jim Carrey, especially the after.
Is that an MGD she's drinking? Klassy!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Take a look at what she USED to look like before Hollywierd redid her. SCARY!
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lionbackers.com/images...
I think I'll start calling Pam "Merl", as in "Haggard"!
Nude lipstick is not her friend. She looks straight up skanky.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
There's no way this ho is a year younger than I am. Yikes!
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Well, she's jumped the shark, hasn't she? It's all downhill from here. Summon the plastic surgeons. It's time for her to get shiny and tight!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Jeebus, what the hell is going on with her face? She looks awful! The dame needs to lay off the sauce.
Good Gwad!! I like Pam for all the nice things she does for animals, but she needs to tone it down.
She was so pretty when she first started out. How sad.
Rich and famous people suck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:18am.
Partying like a C-list rock star groupie while infected with The Hep is not working out for her. It looks like she did something to her upper lip; her nose looks really weird too.
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Yeh good point re the hep C. Jesus.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
My generation’s version of Sally Kirkland...don't all you 20-somethings laugh; you got Aubrey O’day.
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:17am.
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hahahahahhaa Sheeps; Good morning.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Partying like a C-list rock star groupie while infected with The Hep is not working out for her. It looks like she did something to her upper lip; her nose looks really weird too.
Horrid lip gloss/lipstick! Leave bubblegum pink lip colors to the under-8 set. Sheesh. She looks like Bubba Gump in the banner pic.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:16am.
A demure rose from Ladysmith. (Mornin'!)
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Someone needs to buy this broad a full length mirror. She is a mess.
Hmmmm...one of Canada's finest exports. Did I mention I'm Australian? *sticking pin in Pierre Trudeau blow-up doll* *inflating life-size kangaroo*
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
She looks really unwell.
"Whatever Pamela Anderson is doing, she needs to do the fucking opposite."
AMEN!
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
HA HA HA MK!
I thought you linked up some god damn Faces of Death Video and i was all like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
But you had said "meth" and yes you already know i cant read!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
She needs to find an off-the-other-shoulder look.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
eeep...pammy, it's over...go hide under the hep rock already...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...