Monday, December 8th 2008
A Face Only A Sickly Peen Could Love
Or maybe a face only a meth pipe could love. Whatever Pamela Anderson is doing, she needs to do the fucking opposite. Looking like the bastard love child of Chucky Doll and the Toxic Avenger is not cute. You could easily slip this picture of Pammy on the Faces of Meth website. It would fit right in.
I know Pammy isn't knowing for being a fresh spring daisy, but it's really time for a joint makeover by Hazmat and the CDC. The bitch is 41! It's time for her to start wearing pants and maybe wash her face (with acid) every other day. She seriously gives my eyeballs the meth shakes.
Here's Pammy once again terrorizing Art Basel in Miami the other night.
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She's looking a little Carrot Top in the face. Sorry MK!
Hey don't forget-she has hepatitis C-that condition does not go away and worsens over time. It's more devastating to your body than HIV, just because it can progress so quickly. If sh'e not taking care of herself, or just more susceptible to the disease, she will feel the side effects pretty quickly. She looks ill, not meth ill, hep C ill.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:07am.
Like who? Candace Bergen, Diane Keaton, Catherine Deneuve, Mia Farrow... oh wait. They were classy to begin with. Never mind.
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The queen of them all is Sophia Loren. She's 74 and still looks incredible.
Ann-Margaret was one, but she's gone a little different in the last few years.
Clinton and Stacey should have an intervention with her - hahaha!
Submitted by Just Wondering on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:09am.
Thanks! That is so groooss but it makes sense..I always thought the sores were caused by the meth but really its the person picking at their skin right? That is so weird and sad I hope I never have anyone close to me suffer from med addiction
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Happy Holidays
Pam looks like she's been on a slut-binge.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Even if she wasnt wearing these clothes and the messed up eye make up she still has the face that just made my ass hole pucker up and travel all the way up into my stomach.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:07am.
I saw 2 minutes of "Boston Legal" with Candace Bergen playing a dismissive Mrs. Robinson to James Spader. She looked great.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Showing up naked recently to prance around with a cake at Hugh Heffner's party gives an indication of how her career is going. Her boys must be sooo proud.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Mrs. Gosling
I've wondered the same thing about the sores meth addicts get and found this:
http://www.kci.org/meth_info/msg_board_posts/June_2004/formication%20spe...
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Did she get a nose job, it's looks rather wonky here. Maybe it always has been and I just haven't noticed.
She was so pretty years ago when she was much more natural. she just looks, used up these days. Her body is still frigiin awesome though.
OUCH!...Is this how you awaken me to the cruel world MK?! It can only get better from here.
Submitted by mike: "The problem (and a lot of women have this, famous and otherwise) is that she's trying to maintain herself at the height of her beauty, and not taking into account the passage of time. I'm not really defending her, but how many 41 year-olds wouldn't look ludicrous with her clothes/make-up/hair?"
Exactly! Maybe it's just me, but some of the best-looking older women I know dress "maturely" but with some flair. They have a youthful outlook but aren't trying to look young. They might leave their hair gray, but with a good haircut/hairstyle. So you think "She looks good for her age" instead of being embarassed for her.
Like who? Candace Bergen, Diane Keaton, Catherine Deneuve, Mia Farrow... oh wait. They were classy to begin with. Never mind.
Dear Lord. It looks like she's been up for around 6 weeks straight.
She looks horrible for 41. Hell, she looks horrible for 71.
I love to critique and comment on folks while I'm still in my pajamas, it makes me feel superior! Pam reminds me of Bridgette Bardot. The next one who will age overnite like this is Jennifer Aniston.....you ho's need to stay out of the sun!
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"leave the gun, take the cannoli's"
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:58am.
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You're right, it's her choice of trashy age-inappropriate clothes - or lack thereof & make-up etc which is dooming her to look so clownish and pathetic. As other people have pointed out, toning it down a little doesn't necessarily mean becoming sexless and dowdy looking. She could look really good for her age. But ya can't buy taste.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
It may have been said, but she always seems to have a drink in her hand. She has Hep C her liver must be screaming for help.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:34am.
Submitted by Ellie May on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:21am.
Take a look at what she USED to look like before Hollywierd redid her. SCARY!
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Wow, she was so pretty & unspoiled looking before she was *discovered*;
Yeh...*spoiled* is how she looks now. Like mouldy bread, spoiled.
The problem (and a lot of women have this, famous and otherwise) is that she's trying to maintain herself at the height of her beauty, and not taking into account the passage of time. I'm not really defending her, but how many 41 year-olds wouldn't look ludicrous with her clothes/make-up/hair?
Great Scot and Cathouse Tuesday!
I'll be damned if she ISN'T looking like Chucky's offspring, or bride.
Her mom and kids must be so proud.
Too early for this shit.
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Submitted by reinvention on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:50am.
That's kinda cute and wholesome (other than the missing top). She def let out her inner slut after that.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
all the same, yes, she used to be very pretty. she still has nice legs now though.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:45am.
I have no expertise. But the IMDb trivia on her gives her measurements thru the ages.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:44am.
Well, the "Before" is not perhaps the most flattering photo, as it was apparently taken in a tanning booth with the lights on.
i swear i was supposed to have posted this one as well: http://www.healthandbeauty.net.au/images/pamela-anderson-surgery1.JPG
Loving the razzis link. Thank you!!!!
She could and should look better than that at 41, imo. but then again, maybe I'm thinking too much of her partying and her clothes/make-up aren't helping.
She looks like Queen of the Elf-Trolls.
Submitted by Deb: "I think I'll start calling Pam "Merl", as in "Haggard"!"
AH HA HA HA HA. I'm a-stealing that!
She used to be gorgeous, However given that she is 41 she still looks really good for her age and for having two kids and for having hep. c. What's your excuse MK? Hmm.
Did she plump up her upper lip or get smacked?
She really went downhill fast (and smashed into the wall, lol). It's sad because in the picture link that was posted, she looked so much better and if she hadn't messed with her boobs and face, she could still look good today. Proof that lifestyle choices really do effect your looks. Sadness for her kids, if she really is as skanky as she seems (messing around, partying, etc.).
@Sheeps: did you click on the link that Ellie May posted?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.lionbackers.com/images...
I'd say that she was definitely at least a B cup..but I defer to your expertise in this area (tee hee)
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Submitted by reinvention on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:36am.
Well, the "Before" is not perhaps the most flattering photo, as it was apparently taken in a tanning booth with the lights on.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
EWWWWW, What the hell has happened to her? She's going down hill very fast. Looks to me like she did some lip 'enhancement' and it is not good. Also, her eye brows are much thinner than years past. Don't these people have mirrors AND friends who tell them how badly they look?
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i honestly think she is probably prettier without the makeup and botox... she has always been known to dress a little on the skimpy side but my lord, her face! pam is a pretty woman whom loves animals and is a pledged member to peta. she should seriously calm down the makeup though. too much makeup can be a BAD thing.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:30am.
Wow, she so pretty & unspoiled looking before she was *discovered*
I think she was like a 34A when she was discovered. I wonder if she could have been as big a star without the bolt-ons?
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Wow pam used to be HOT!!!!
Those Meth faces were sad and gross
why does meth make you get those gross ass sores?
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Happy Holidays
Submitted by Ellie May on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:21am.
Take a look at what she USED to look like before Hollywierd redid her. SCARY!
actually no - that was after she came to hollyweird
try these ones: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9793/pamelaandersonbadlipjobyn3.jpg
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9793/pamelaandersonbadlipjobyn3.jpg
I bet Pammy smells like a public toilet in Calcutta.
What lovely fabric used to make Pam's fetching gown...is it Frederick of Hollywood's aquasparkle polyester? I've seen bargain-basement, low-end, department store prom dresses made with better material.
Submitted by Ellie May on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:21am.
Take a look at what she USED to look like before Hollywierd redid her. SCARY!
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Wow, she was so pretty & unspoiled looking before she was *discovered*;
Yeh...*spoiled* is how she looks now. Like mouldy bread, spoiled.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
woah its too early for this pic--need more caffeine to process--and i'm in new england and its cold y'all!! maybe pam could come to the east coast so she would have to put some clothes on. i feel like i write this a lot on posts--"her poor kids"
I guess poor hygiene is the new black.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Now I understand why she went for huge breast implants, it was to distract the eyes from her mess of a face.
Aside from the fact that she looks very unhealthy she really isn't helping herself with that make up. Those eyes! She looks like she went for the smokey eye look in 1991 and has just kept topping it up ever since. That lippy is doing her no favours either. Have a wash Pam. Look in your bathroom and you'll notice a pale coloured bar- it is called soap and it is you friend.
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The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Bitch needs to GIVE IT UP!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Well in the first thumbnail of yesterday's post you can see coke in her nostrils.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Can somebody please take Swamp Thing back to her peat bog? She will surely dehydrate in the Miami Sun. Look, her face is already melting off...
Her teeth are freaking me out. It's like they're trying to escape from her face.
holy shit, that's enough to even scare off Tommy Lee!
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I'm beginning to think she has a Suri-like fear of pants. Good morning all!
In other news, Icanhascheezburger has a celeb site that I thought you may enjoy. I'm sure you already found it....
http://roflrazzi.com/
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
OOPS i did it again....
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