Carl Doesn't Do It For Me
Because I seem to always queef chunks over pictures of these celebwhores eating fast food, some hos think I love everything that is wrapped in paper. Not true. Carl's Jr. was never my shit. There was always something about it. Dumb skanks never understood why I always wanted to kick that stupid yellow star in its face. In high school, one dude even said that I must not have a good palate, because Carl's Jr. is the best-made fast food out there. I think he even called it gourmet. Obviously, the dude's mom free-based when she was pregnant, because his brain was made out of coke ash.
Even looking at these pictures makes my throat feel heavey. That donkey shit can't be good for you like McDonald's or In-N-Out! I mean, look at Jennifer "I'm a Forever Size 2" Love Hewitt! Eating that crap has made her hair look like it's made out of the hairballs Wino's crackhive spits out. Yes, it's all because of Carl's Jr.!
And in the fourth thumbnail below, you know that Victoria's Secret bag is for her fiance. He looks like he enjoys a pair of pink, silky chonies against his nalgas.
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For once I have to diagree with MK! Carl's Guacamole Burger is soooo good! They've recently made it smaller tho. Has anyone noticed the smallness at Wendy's for example? Wendy's will now make you skinny instead of fat!
Ugh..Carl's Jr is LOW RENT horseshit.
At first I thought this was Jen Garner and I got all pissy. I don't hate JLove as much as Jennifer Garbage. Carl's Jr. is way better than Jack in the Box. As much as I love fast food can't stand Jack in the Crack.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Fast food SUCKS, I got lunch at Quiznos and it tasted like flavored cardboard. I hate working downtown, it's the most affordable food around but so NOT at the same time! Maybe I should try Del Taco?
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Carl's Jr tastes like ass (not that i know what ass tastes like, but how i imagine it to at least). I ate half a burger and wanted to hurl afterwards. I like In 'n' Out a lot, but don't eat there very often (it's not close by me at all). I don't know how Jen can eat there, it's totally gross and it really packs on the pounds FAST! EW!
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I hate McDonald's ,I seriously have lost my taste for that awful crap,taco bell too.I just can't eat that stuff anymore,In and Out is awesome goodness but we don't have them here.I always thought it was weird that they had religious quotes and stuff on the bottom of the cups though..
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:04pm.
Have you ever eaten at a 5 Guys? That is the best burger and fries in the bidness.
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Ok, enough with the fast food, everyone! I'm trying to go all week without eating any! (So I say, as I still have a cupcake as my avie!)
KD, we have some fast food places that are only in canada, but not nearly so many.
only ones I can think of are swiss chalet and tim hortons. oh and st hubert. and licks... hmmm
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Um, TITS, I think Mexican Wedding cakes are Mexican. I think Carl's Jr. is kind of like McDonalds, except it doesn't give me diarhea, so it's better. I haven't had it for over 8 years, though. Don't have one around here.
You decadent heathen americans sure have some odd food.
I'm learning a lot about it from reading this site.
mothers cookies?
mexican something cakes?
all these off beat fast food joints.... freaky deaky.
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Seeing Hewitt's nasty, dandruff encrusted scalp while she is wolfing down a Carl's cheeseburger makes me want to blow chunks. She's one of the worst actresses on television, and that "Ghost Whisperer" is an American tragedy.
Sorry MK I'm a CJr's whore, the worst kind, the pineapple teriyaki burger type, love-that-donkey-shit.
I liked their chili cheese fries. They took our Carl's JR away when they remodeled the part of Fred Meyer it was in.
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fast food is evil & i love it, but thankfully i am poor & can hardly ever go out to eat, even for that cheap shit....she has lost weight though...i call bulimia...plus you know that cup is filled with diet coke even though she woofing down a billion calories in food. i just dont see her appeal...i want to slap that stupid grin off her face every time her annoying proactive commercial comes on...
I've never been able to eat at Carl's Jr. since guys from my HS worked there and would brag about spitting on the burgers then covering the lugies up with lettuce. Blech.
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Aw, who gives a shiz? Besides, she really *is* a size two again, after training for that marathon. Also, she cut her hair into a short bob a while ago, but has to wear extensions because of 'Ghost Whisperer'. Bitch is lucky that she looks cute with long or short hair. Srsly, it's really hard to hate on JLove. She's a sweetheart who's never said a bad word about anyone. Except Carson Daly, for which she deserves bonus points. Get your eat on, JLove! *hearts*
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Looks like she was slumming it that day.Good for her.Not gonna hate...EXCEPT to say that girlie needs to lose the extensions.Does'nt look like she needs them.
OH PLEASE..IM PRETTY SURE EATING HEALTHY ALL THE TIME EVERYTIME GETS REALLY ANNOYING..SO ITS NOTHING WRONG WITH ENJOYING SOME JUNK FOOD EVERY NOW AND THEN..JUST LEAVE HER ALONE.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:57am.
Definitely extensions, you can see the attachment point.
My dumb question: Why? Why doesn't she just grow out her hair? Are actresses always shifting between short and long hair for their roles?
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Was the guy taking these aerial pics in a tree?
Definitely extensions, you can see the attachment point. I had them years ago and I know that look.
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Submitted by HollyG on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:52am.
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Ooo, the combo, wet, with hot peppers. YUM.
Ok, I'm from the Midwest and I don't eat at places like this unless it's late as shit. And even then it's only because Portillo's doesn't have enough foresight to be open late. Mmmm.... Portillo's.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:54am.
Back when I ate meat, we used to raid White Castle. That place was the SHIT. Literally.
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Don't be hating on the Castle. I made the White Castle stuffing (the recipe is on their website) one Thanksgiving and it was DELICIOUS. Everyone was shocked when I told them what it was made of. Shocked and appalled.
I don't know why, but I have a soft spot for JLoHew...I think she's adorable.
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Whataburger was the bomb!
After a late night of slinging drinks to drunks whataburger was always there for me whith hot chicken strips and white gravy mmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Coincidentally I also ate at Carl Jr's yesterday for the very first time. BLAH! Everything was dry, dry, dry. Never again.
I want a Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger NOW. All we have here is Hardees. Same fucking star, not the same cheeseburger awesomeness.
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It is fucking raining ice here and I have to go to the dentist later. What a shitty day.
Ricki Lake- I thought it was Jennifer Garner at first, too! I think Jloves been beating her man with an ugly stick because he's looking mighty unappealing here. Then again, I don't think I've ever consider him to be any degree of attractive.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Pooh! I like JLove.
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I find myself wondering, going; You know, I should really - FUCK IT'S COLD!
No, no Carl Jr for me either... or even worst Jack in the crack..yuck!
Does everyone in LA wear extensions? Where I live no one does well i guess a few do but not many
You think she wears extensions? I always thought her hair was natural
yes Mel, they do....my family lives in NJ....I used to see one off one of the Routes by my sister's house down the Shore...
be back in a couple of hours, I have to go to work now- how the fuck do people work this early? UGH.
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In-N-Out > Carl's Jr.
Upon seeing the top view of this ho's head, I was immediately convinced that it was Jennifer Garner, thus filling me with the most violent rage I have ever known. Had I actually been there, above her head, I most assuredly would have dropped an anvil or a piano onto that dull bitch.
Alas, it was J. Love, who, while also kind of an annoying ho, does not inspire nearly as much enmity. I believe this to be because of "Heartbreakers," my guiltiest pleasure.
I don't care for chick fi l a except for their tea and lemonade and also they have these new peppermint milkshakes for christmas that are really good.
Mmmmmm "Chick File`" ha ha ha!
Thats how the rouge necks be saying it!
I love that place! Always get creeped out by all that christian rock in the ones near Mobile and Baton Rouge.
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yeah their tea is good too Lo lo, but I want that sauce really bad. I live in Ga so I can find good sweet tea a lot but that sauce i cant find. But their tea is extra good. I think I can buy their sauce online though, i'm not sure of that. But I wish they would build a Milos other places besides in alabama. It's successful there, so why not?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:00am.
PSL, they do??
That's where I grew up.
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They look so different there. I can't hate on JLH. Her and I have similar body types. It's so hard to find pants that fit right because they don't seem to make them for woman with hips and ass anymore..
Creemy I did not get to watch that the entire season so I watched all of them that I had missed yesterday and let me tell you.... I didnt know to laugh or be scared so i was laughing scared.
It left me with an odd feeling of being homesick and disgusted. JUST LIKE THANKSGIVING!!!!!
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She's just engaged to that guy, for over a year. Better pull the trigger.
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Well, the Burger King stacker is my shit.
and she may not be a size two, but she sure is thin.
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jlove should talk to brit or jessica simpson on how to wear extensions...
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I like Chik Fil A. This lady at my local mall stands in front of Chik Fil with a tray of chiken and she says: Would you like to try some of our delicious Chiken?
Submitted by Rosemary on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 9:58am.
There's a good fast food place in alabama called Milos.
OH SHIT THEIR SWEET TEA!!!!! mmmmmmm reminds me of Tuscaloosa...
SOWWY MEL TANG!!!!!! lmfao!
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Never understood people who just like Mcdonalds and eat ther e cause they like it, not cause they have to. I get a craving for it twice a year maybe.
I want to try the Burger Lafayette at Merlotte's on True Blood.