Tuesday, December 9th 2008
Birthday Sluts
John Malkovich (55)
Jesse Metcalfe (30)
Imogen Heap (32)
Tré Cool (36)
Jakob Dylan (39)
Felicity Huffman (46)
Mario Cantone (49)
Donny Osmond (51)
Joan Armatrading (58)
Michael Nouri (63)
Beau Bridges (67)
Dame Judi Dench (74)
Buck Henry (78)
Dick Van Patten (80)
Kirk Douglas (92)
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Hey, Evil Shoe, it's my birthday, too! Hope you had as good a day as I did.
i think i should celebrate Malkovich's bday by renting that great classic movie "con air"...it should've been nominated for best picture...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Malkovich is a sexy bitch.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
Happy Birthday sluts!I just saw Dick Van Patten on Sarah Silverman on demand last night,he go burned alive by her demon spawn.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Dick Van Patten? From Eight Is Enough?!?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GltQc8L97k
Evil Shoe!! I forgot! *slapping self* I've sent you over a Shia impersonator. (If you drink and squint, it's just like the real thing.)
Anyone ever read Natalie Wood's biography? It allegedly reports that she was raped by Kirk Douglas way back when, so I can't read his name without getting the willies.......yet he still lives on. Sorry to you Kirk fans, if they're still alive. Especially sorry to Natalie fans like myself.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
I love John! This past Saturday's episode of SNL was the funniest in a while. Especially the calculator skit! <3 <3!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Happy Birthday to John and Jakob. Jakob is one sexy mofo. John is amazing and I love his dry humor. Donny Osmond needs to go the f away.
Lots of talent born today. HB.
TRE COOL TRE COOL TRE COOOOLLLLL.
Happy birthday to John, Imogen, and Dame Judi.
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If it's the thought that counts, I'd hate to see what you got me if you didn't have any thoughts.
Jon Malkovich was pure sex in "Dangerous Liaisons".
John Malkovich - A true hot slut. Happy Birfday!
Whether you put on your dancing shoes or opt for a quiet night at home, let's hope it's a shoe-in that your birthday is a good one, Evil Shoe. Could not resist the bad puns.
Happy Birthday EvilShoe!!!
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I'm in no hurry, you go run and tell your friends i'm losing touch...
Happy Birthday, Evil Shoe. Make it a slutty one.
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Malkovich looks about 75, especially in Hollywood. He's like a boomer Wilford Brimley.
Oy, this slut list, it reads like the Bingo sign up at Shady Pines.
Sure, Happy Birfday to them and pass the Polident.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
ComeOn on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:47am.
I have a strange fascination with John Malkovich.
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I think he is magnificent in the oddest way.
O and Happy Birthday Donny Osmond. Someone around here lurves him (teeheee) - don't look at me!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:16am.
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Yeh I used to like her a lot - kinda forgot she existed and ditto on the unusual surname..
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:42am.
Happy Birthday Whores!
It's my birthday today, too.
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Happy Birthday!!
Hope you have a great day....
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Happy B-Day Evil Shoe!!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Mario Cantone is 49?!?! Is that a typo, are you sure it wasn't 39?
Happy Birthday to the Hwatest Slut, Evil Shoe! Nothing but the best to you and yours in the coming year, Sweets! *MuaH w/a pinch to grow an inch*
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"The library is free and soap is cheap. There is no excuse for being dumb or dirty." ~Nitty's Mom
Happy birthday Evil Shoe! I hope you have a great day. ♥
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
HB John Malkovich! He rocks!
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
Happy Birthday Whores!
It's my birthday today, too.
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Dick happens! - MK
Happy B-Day Donny, you Sweet and Innocent Soldier of Love!!
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
I've always loved Joan Armatrading's surname. I'm not sure why.
Yea Dick Van Patten is still kicking. I watched Eight is Enough. Dick now produces a brand of natural dog food.
Malkovich is 55?? Thought he was well into his 60s
Happy Birthday to John, whom I have had the pleasure of meeting in Cambridge. To Dame Judy as well!
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Malkovich, Malkovich, Malkovich. Happy birthday John Malkovich!
HB Imogene Heap and Dame Judi Dench!
Good morning MK and dlisters ♥
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Robert, you shook me all night long.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:04am.
Thanx La Coocaracha, but I was making a joke. A bad one, but a joke nonetheless.
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Oh....well that definately went right over my head...I wonder if thats his real name or not though...hmmmm..
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
Ooooooooey! John Malkovich is looking mighty 75.
Happy Birthday, Donny! All these years later, & I still love you!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Thanx La Coocaracha, but I was making a joke. A bad one, but a joke nonetheless.
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 9:01am.
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Damn! I can never keep those two straight...but..Michael Nouri does have possibilities Ms Nittay.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
ComeOn,
NO! Not just you doll!
"...it's not that I want to have you. All I want is to deserve you."
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:50am.
Tre Cool- isn't that Angelina?
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Tre Cool is in Green Day....I fuckning loved Green Day back in the day, I still love them...I used to stalk this little boy who went to school with me who looked like the lead singer until he finally went out with me. One case where stalking worked!
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SHOCKER!! Bear grylls *hot piece* of man vs. wild has been INJURED while on wilderness trek in Antartica! SHOCKER!!!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 8:59am.
Is Beau Bridges the cute brother? If so, HB to him. If not I rescind.
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Sorry, Joe. That would be Jeff Bridges. But you can wish Michael Nouri a HB! hahaha
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"The library is free and soap is cheap. There is no excuse for being dumb or dirty." ~Nitty's Mom
Oh and forgot to say HB to John M. He was well..dangerously sexy in *Dangerous Liaisons*..
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Is Beau Bridges the cute brother? If so, HB to him. If not I rescind.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
A good B-day sluts list...
HB Malkovich, Dame Judy, Beau, Kirk, and the rest!
Here's a little sumpin for the Donny fans out there (also appropriate because we love da puppehs):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsn4KZkUBeg&feature=related
@devilgirl: St. Angie is Tré Uncool. ;)
(Morning!)
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Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.
Happy Bday to "Teddy KGB"!
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All my friends know the low rider
The low ri-der is a little higher...
Mmmm Jakob...even hotter than his old man was back in the day.
And Dame Judi, one of my faves, especially Cranford.
Happy Birthday to all the old hwat birthday sluts! OMG! I used to be sooo in love with Michael Nouri. And ComeOn, I too am fascinated by JM, but he doesn't give me the tingles...LOL
GM, MK and EV1!
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"The library is free and soap is cheap. There is no excuse for being dumb or dirty." ~Nitty's Mom
Tre Cool- isn't that Angelina?
Malkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich!
LOVE him!
HB Dame Judi!
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Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.