A New Douchebag Anthem!
The Lonely Island (Andy Samberg , Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone) debuted their first single "Jizz In My Pants" on SNL last night and this shit sounds like it could easily be played at any Long Island club without so much as a bitch flinching. I can already see every dude on Hot Chicks with Douchebags seriously bumping and pursing his lips to this. And not in a ironic way either.
While watching it, a few thoughts ran through my hungover head:
1) WTF is Simon Rex doing on SNL?!
2) Oh. That's just Andy Samberg channeling his inner Simon Rex.
3) I really need to brush up on Simon Rex's jack-off porn.
4) I wonder if Samberg's jizz is chunky or smooth?
5) You can say "jizz" on TV? REJOICE!
6) Justin Timberlake should really quit making music and become a full-time janitor. That shit is his calling.
7) Does my jizz face really look like I'm getting tasered while having a seizure? Must check in mirror next time.
8) No, seriously. Is that Simon Rex?!
9) I want to give birth to Andy Samberg's babies and document their lives on a live feed. Samberg Baby Cam!
And I just know I'm going to get an army of side-eyes when I'm singing this song in line at the grocery store today.
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I am so behind on posts. MK needs to whoop my ass.
I can't stop watching this. I think it's the song of the year. I fucking love Samberg.
The best part "I just ate a grape and I ..."
"fuckity fuck fuck!"
"Fuckin a fucker. I should have used the word fuck more..."
"TENNIS CANS AND MOTHER FUCKEN GREEN BEANS!"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:17am.
Still LMAO @ "Last week, I sawr a film. As I recall it was a horror film." hahahaha
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these guys seem like a knock off from flight of the conchords. the lyrics aren't as creative, but the sound is a lot alike. lame.
This is the hottest song of the decade.
Still LMAO @ "Last week, I sawr a film. As I recall it was a horror film." hahahaha
Rich and famous people suck.
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8) No, seriously. Is that Simon Rex?!
lol
I could see Simon Rex but when I scrolled down and saw the player I thought that was that douche Kenny from the Real World/Road Rules challenges. Now that I think of it isn't Kenny from Jersey?
Wow, I hate SNL but that was pretty frackin funny.... Very catchy too heh
Oh, my gawd...checked out Hot Chicks with Douchebags and it was like a flashback to high school in Brooklyn in the 80's. The hair is different but the general sense of douchetude is all there. Stick these guys in a pair of perfectly ironed Jordache jeans and a pair of Capezios and throw on a couple more gold chains and I'm back in high school. Actually, I bet these are the sons of the douchebags I went to school with and that their dads are still wearing their Members Only jackets and stiffly-sprayed Tony Manero haircuts...
new white rapper. aside from Eminem. oh c'mon!
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the angels certainly are crying...
Submitted by LilBusy on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 8:55pm.
Um, this was funny . . . when Flight of the Conchords did it!!!
no shit aye! fotc are kings...plus bonus points for putting bowie touches into alot of their songs!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 3:49am.
just caught my kitchen on fire...
Did you jizz in your pants?
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
LMAO- I hope that makes the Christmas number 1.
That video is so funny and that guy is hot,he can shoot his jizz for me anytime.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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just caught my kitchen on fire....LOL. Pizza anyone?????????????
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Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's fucking hilarious! lol
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Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
I can't stop watching this video!!! I've seriously watched it like 50 times since this morning. Very catchy tune!!
LMMFAO
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
is it just me or is this a really catchy ass tune?
submitted by Harris on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 1:27am.
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==Crap, fuck off will you.
7) Does my jizz face really look like I'm getting tasered while having a seizure? Must check in mirror next time.
hahahahhah my roommate and i laughed at that for so long
Oh my god, this song is so cool.
you have to listen to this one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDKVLyRt0jQ
How is it that JT is the only douche in this video?
Jorma Taccone is DELICIOUS.
Submitted by roxie on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 11:48pm.
I had never even heard of these guys before, haven't watched SNL regularly since the 90's though.
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Yeah I don't think anyone has really watched SNL regularly since the 90s. Tho, they have been on a role lately; with Palin and now this. I might have to start watching again.
this is f'ing funny shit.
best video since lazy sunday. finally !!!
holy shit.
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OMGZ meadow soprano? no one is discussing this?
I had never even heard of these guys before, haven't watched SNL regularly since the 90's though.
I saw this last night, hahahahahaha.
I thought of Triscuit, TI performed.
He's so soft looking.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
These guys are so HOT! They can jizz in my pants anytime.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:51pm.
sic him tigerlilly! the everlovingfucking nerve of the slut eh?
claws out!
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Oh, he think be all that and he can have a life beyond us jacked up ho's too????? Aw, HELL TO THE NAW! He didn't even leave us no extra PURPLE DRANK!!! That shit ain't right...That's like goin' out of town and not feedin' your chile you got lock up in da basement... No PURPLE DRANK for the basement babies? Even Beyonce don't roll like that...Yeah, I said it...Shit, it took me 45 minutes to find MK's stash of Slim Jims....Bitch is trippin'...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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sic him tigerlilly! the everlovingfucking nerve of the slut eh?
claws out!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I don't think my jizz face looks anything like these guys. Of course I never actually watched myself...no definitely not.
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I'm just here for the beer.
omg, that was hilarious! and i sorta think simon rex is hot too.. in an odd way. glad i'm not the only one, haha
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It is pretty funny, I agree. But MK< what's with the Simon Rex stuff? Surely you can tell a Pet Shop Boys rip when you see one! Even the video looks like one of theirs.
Excuse me, I have to go look for Dick in a Box, tis the season, ho, ho, ho.
(Justin should give up music and join SNL, he is wayyyy better on it than on stage singing!)
MK, you leave us with this SHIT on Sunday w/o posting something fun again,and I swear to god, I will punch your gay ass in the kidneys and steal all your Mother's Circus Animal Cookies....THIS SUCKS...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I can't stop watching this shit. I think there something wrong with me. Is there a doctor in the house? Help!
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all in all , it's been a perfect Sunday ; I never changed out of my sweatpants , I watched Dolores Claiborne and my farts still smell faintly of turkey .
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:35pm.
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this is a repost - someone put it up a while ago but it's worth repeating on this gossip-free dlisted sunday!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Between Pam and this.. I've run out of things to say.. except, of course.......
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too. bored. to. continue.
Today on listed:
Constipation caused by boredom to the point of a bowel obsruction due to the mundane....YAWN.... This ain't good shit...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Um, this was funny . . . when Flight of the Conchords did it!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wqfcwgT0Ds
Copycats!
OH MY GOD! THIS BOUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Men put the funniest jizz faces. Hahahaha.
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Submitted by Deb on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 7:20pm.
Meh, I'd rather listen to the Beastie Boys do, "Girls" or "Brass Monkey".
It was cute. What's up with Amy Siegler in the video? She looks great, but she was Meadow Soprano, for chrissakes!
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THANK YOU!!!! MK, if you are going to ABANDON us on Sunday nights, don't do it with shit like this...Pfffft...my niece's girl scout troop can do better...
No, we must be left unattended by either an Angie Jo/Jen A post, a Sienna Miller tidbit, some Scieno hood rat shit, or Brit-Brit on the loose from Daddy Spears...Yeah, this shit don't cut it...Short of that, you can ALWAYS go with ho's having sex with bikes or pic-nic tables, Chola news or mug shots...
Yeah, this shit? *taking loooooong tiger piss on thread...* Naw...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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