You Forgot To Wear Pants
While not-dressing for an Art Basel event in Miami last night, Pamela Anderson must have figured that she shouldn't even bother with pants. I mean, she usually has them off by the end of the night anyway, so why not just cut to the chase? She might have the right idea.
Pants really do just get in the way. Whenever you want a quick ass-to-mouth in the back alley way, you always have to worry about zipping down your pants and getting them off. Kills the mood. If you didn't have them on, you could just pull your chonies to the side and there you go! It's also easier to get finger banged through dinner without nosy bitches figuring out what's going on down there. There's many pluses to not wearing pants. Pammy might be a genius.
In all seriousness, I think her hungry, hungry coochie pet ate her pants in the car. Real talk.
Here's Pammy looking like a beat down lot lizard who just crawled out of the gutter last night. And I curse the photographer who took the first picture below. I can see the fields of Colombia when I look up her nose.
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Pfft..spfxxt..fff..WTF???
Are those BITES on her shoulder?
Flabbergasting.
She is built like fucking brick shit house, but those tits, hair, haggard face......
Pammy it is time to take your tits and toque and retire to Ladysmith.
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The whole get up is nasty. Is her shoulder rotting away? And how chic...the tomato soup can purse. A more appropriate purse would be a Puss & Boots cat food can.
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From the back she looks like a straight-up crackhead.
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Wow. It can't be that she's aged. I know a lot of women her age that look young still.
Pam used to be hot shit. Now she's a hot messy shit. Jesus? what happened her?
Sad sack..poor Pam. She needs to lay off the coke.
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Ok so walking the streets in Miami in your suits is normal but this broad aint going swimming! An wtf with the hat? And the bloat? Oh, yeah, how could I forget the obvious- HER FACE IS BUSTED!
Time to give it up, Pammy!
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The sad thing is that I think she might actually look half decent if she would just surrender herself to some stylist that could knock some sense into her. Lose the overly bleached hair, the spraytan, the war paint and just wear some nice sexy clothes instead of this trashy crackwhore getup.
Submitted by theblacktights on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:27pm.
seriously! WHAT THE FUX about her shoulder?!
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i dunno but she wants to make damn sure we see it. i know this is probably a moot point but not one thing she has on matches anything else. wtf?
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Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
Its such a shame what's happened to Pammy. I've always really liked her, she comes across as smart, self-deprecating and funny and when she was younger she was absolutely gorgeous. She's the sort of woman who manages to balance being a sex symbol with being liked by other women - unlike the likes of you-know-who. She's obviously been a crackhead for some years now and it's completely fucked up her head and career. Such a shame what drugs do to otherwise switched on people. And what was with that naked birthday cake stunt with Hugh Hefner? Wrong, wrong, wrong!
attention seeker slut. has problems with getting old. :)
seriously! WHAT THE FUX about her shoulder?!
Its so sad what some ageing "ex-sex" kittens will do for attention. She reeks of desperation!
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Fifteen years ago that would have been hot. I wonder how many hazmat teams it took to disinfect the back seat of that car.
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Aphid, Paris really needs to STFU. When she was with Benji, she was talking about how bored she was with going out....now she is back on the scene every fucking night.
I hope she overdoses in 2009. That would make me so happy!
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wtf is that shit on her shoulder????
PSL I just checked it out. BWAHAHAHA!!!
She's way too fucking old for this bullshit. And she has kids that are almost teens.. How do she explain this to them.. It's over.. give up the sex kitten act..It was cute in 1986..She's like 41. How embarrassing
Hey Aphid!
TMZ has a great pic of Paris being carried out of a club, with her flat ass hanging out, b/c her dress is up over her shoulders! heehee
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Not wearing pants is normal in Miami. People walk the streets there in their bathing suits.
Art Basel sounds like a very serious international art expo. Why is she there? To serve drinks?
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She looks like she'd smell like a combination of piss and Paris Hilton's perfume.
For fuck´s sakes Pammy, I saw some article where you were talking about that your boys get teased because of you so wouldn´t it be appropriate for you to maybe ease down a bit...?
When fresh faced time travelling Pammy in thumbnail 8 get's back to the 80's there's gonna be some biiig changes.
That outfit HAS to be a drug-fueled decision, there is no other explanation.
wtf
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Pammy, grow up already. You're 40 years old. Now you look like a desperate attention whore, which is so not attractive.
uh ah.. no she di'ant!
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She's too old for this. And basically, when you start looking really bad--that's when you know you're too old for it. Like I always say about Pammie....she's hit the wall so hard, it has started hitting her back.
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her legs are the only part of her body that is holding up anymore.
Her face is busted now.
Oh Pam, put on some fucking clothes!
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I will say she has amazing legs, but wtf up with that get up? And Pammy's face is beat! This ho is NOT taking care of herself. That's really sad for her boys since they will probably lose their mother earlier than necessary cuz of her partying with a bum liver...
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Is she on crack? Of course she is.
Hard to imagine a more mismatched ensemble. It could be worse: she's wearing undies.
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Why bother with the winter cap if you're not going to wear pants? WTF?! Attention whore much?
Somewhere a homeless beach bum lays beaten & confused.
Good thing she loves animals, because she's a downright PIG.
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She's a dirty, filthy mess..
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