You Forgot To Wear Pants
While not-dressing for an Art Basel event in Miami last night, Pamela Anderson must have figured that she shouldn't even bother with pants. I mean, she usually has them off by the end of the night anyway, so why not just cut to the chase? She might have the right idea.
Pants really do just get in the way. Whenever you want a quick ass-to-mouth in the back alley way, you always have to worry about zipping down your pants and getting them off. Kills the mood. If you didn't have them on, you could just pull your chonies to the side and there you go! It's also easier to get finger banged through dinner without nosy bitches figuring out what's going on down there. There's many pluses to not wearing pants. Pammy might be a genius.
In all seriousness, I think her hungry, hungry coochie pet ate her pants in the car. Real talk.
Here's Pammy looking like a beat down lot lizard who just crawled out of the gutter last night. And I curse the photographer who took the first picture below. I can see the fields of Colombia when I look up her nose.
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 2:15pm.
I know why she's not wearing pants! Because she jizzed in them!
I thought that was funny--and undeniably topical.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
No Pants, No Shirt, No Shoes, No--oh, come right in, Ms. Anderson.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Poor silly lizardbits;p
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I know why she's not wearing pants! Because she jizzed in them!
BWAHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHA Ha ha cause of the SNL song and the fact she's not wearing....
*stops to listen to the crickets*
DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!
*runs crying*
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Ass to mouth... no no NO!
I like the behind grind and I like the luxury having an all day sucker with my man but the two Do Not Mix.
Ever.
Still in love with you Michael. Don't worry, I'm too broke and cheap to stalk you, so I'll just love you from afar.
She has some serious coke bloat going on too..... bleh.
her face has lost any padding, and she's kinda bloated everywhere else. Bleh.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 1:11pm.
If Pam would take OUT the stupid implants,a nd start wearing softer makeup, she could look good. But noooooooo, she has to take this route. Now she'll get ragged on by everyone.
Her boys have got to be so embarrassed.
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If Pam took out her implants her boobs would sag straight down to her knees. Once you have stretched the tissues and skin THAT much, they do not just snap back to perky little Hershey's kisses. They look deformed without additional surgery (often including implants). Pammy is stuck with those things unless she wants a road map of scars on her smaller fake boobs. Plus I doubt that she's a real condidate for elective surgery considering the hep C.
Everything else from the hair to the make up and clothing choices being toned down and softened would, however, go a long way in making her look so much sexier and prettier in a classier way...It's just apparently NOT going to happen.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Oh, so that's what a sex hooker looks like.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
@joe schmoe:
Ca, c'est chaude! (Wow, that doesn't translate well, does it?) I'm gonna look at that control panel thing - C'est cool. (I think they say "cool", actually, as opposed to frais;p....which actually comes across as "fresh", yeah? So eighties tho.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 1:01pm
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Il s'agit d'une citation de la litérature érotique. Ça veut dire: He bound me.
To get French or other accents, go into your control panel, then *administrative tools* then *regional and language*
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 1:43pm.
Tee hee, they probably are. SOMEBODY GET THE FRENCH FLOUR BITCH ON THIS TRAVESTY!!! Hypocritical ho.
Besides, I don't care if they're made from trash that was recycled from St. Angie's place. They are UGLY.
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
she's only 40 but from the boozing looks all busted, what happened to her ass, it's gone now. Look how the pants are all gathered where there should be booty filling them out. Those marks on her arm are permanent scars, she's had them a long time, on Baywatch they were covered up.
Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 1:00pm.
FUCKING HATE THOSE SHOES THOUGH.
Aren't they leather? (IDK)
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
heh, remember that time she was actually relevant?
yeah, me either...
I wonder, is Pamela Anderson going to be the US's version of Bridgitte Bardot?
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
ugh. perimenopausal sag & bloat.
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Really? A Campbell's SOUP wallet? Really?
I've always loved her, but this is embarrassing and she needs to stop and put on a nice cardigan sweater and call it a life.
Damn bitch is looking nasty. She defines the word skank.
Sometimes I wonder about this woman.
She needs to take better care of herself if she has hep C its a very serious and eventually fatal virus. It doesnt seem to phase her, she is always out partying and drinking and God only knows what else. If hep C isn't enough of a wake up call to get her to grow up, then I don't know what will. I feel sorry for her kids.
in the last 3 thumbnails where she's shot from behind walking...looking 100% like a man!
gross gross gross
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
She has lovely... veneers!
That's all I've got.
Her poor boys. Kids are so cruel. The torment they must face has to be awful. I wouldn't want to be then on Monday once their classmates see THOSE pictures!
angel_i: Gee thanks. I do have acute ESPN
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by Parker on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:48pm.
Wow, somebody's in denial. Seriously, Pammie, for an event? She dresses more tastelessly than Kath&Kim. And they're just going to the fucking mall.
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Kath and Kim TASTELESS??? *shriek*! Take that back or we'll have to meet at dawn with pistols drawn.
(hee hee, kiddin')
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Kidding? Fuck, I'm not.
We'll meet at dawn in a misty forest and toss fruit from hats at each other (after methodically picking off the little fruit labels)
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
The older she gets, the more desperate for attention she gets. I'm really terrified about her hitting 50.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
wow, should have renamed this post what happens to skanks when they become old & irrelevant. Not that this h.o. was ever relevant but at least you could say there was a time she didn't have to resort to this *sh to get her picture taken. Oh well, next step, cooch shot and an accidental leak of a Parasite/Pammie se.x video.
If Pam would take OUT the stupid implants,a nd start wearing softer makeup, she could look good. But noooooooo, she has to take this route. Now she'll get ragged on by everyone.
Her boys have got to be so embarrassed.
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when she gets weary, try a little tenderness....
-Otis Redding
Those marks on her shoulder aren't bruises; they are birthmarks. I'm sorta embarrassed that I know that, but I saw them years ago and googled them (probably, I altavista'd them; it was the cro-magnon days before google.) I thought Tommy Lee had beat her, and although he might have, he didn't cause those marks.
I have faith, lizarbits, I have faith.
(in what you're saying, that is)
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:57pm.
Nah... Britbrit will be in a lithium induced coma in about 10 years. Daddy ScaryClown will pull out the defibulator paddles from time to time when he needs rent money.
Trust.
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:59pm
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Absolutely agree angel! There was another occasion recently where she appeared in a *winter white* coat, with upswept hair and looked surprisingly good too. It *is* possible!
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
“Il m’a liée
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Quest-ce que c'est, ici? Je'n comprend pas.
And how do you make those accents, dude?!?
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Ok, yeah, her legs are good. They're a little too bony for me, but neh, gotta appease the karma gods somehow...
FUCKING HATE THOSE SHOES THOUGH.
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:57pm.
She's making the mistake a lot of aging sex symbols make; They're stuck in a time warp and won't accept that they're not 20 anymore.
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Ha! Or 17. I know everyone hated those pants (I didn't so much) but Britney never looked better than when she was fully dressed for Madonna's concert. For an ever-so-subtle fluttering moment, I had hope for her.
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Submitted by Parker on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:48pm.
Wow, somebody's in denial. Seriously, Pammie, for an event? She dresses more tastelessly than Kath&Kim. And they're just going to the fucking mall.
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Kath and Kim TASTELESS??? *shriek*! Take that back or we'll have to meet at dawn with pistols drawn.
(hee hee, kiddin')
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:45pm.
How embarrassing. I hate when I forget to wear my pants.
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I know, right? And then you get to the event and no one's got extras!
I hate that.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally
Paris really needs to STFU. When she was with Benji, she was talking about how bored she was with going out....now she is back on the scene every fucking night.
I hope she overdoses in 2009. That would make me so happy!
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There's still 24 more days left in 2008. I'm hoping it'll happen this year!
She's making the mistake a lot of aging sex symbols make; They're stuck in a time warp and won't accept that they're not 20 anymore. Pammy could still be sexy, if she'd cover up and leave something to the imagination. She never had any other talent other than *looking hot* and so she's clinging to that. It's all she knows how to do. Or used to know how to do.
This is Britney in 10 years or so. Trust.
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“Il m’a liée et il a pris son plaisir lentement. Et son plaisir était le mien”
love how she's sporting the fuckeytimes fingerprint bruises on her shoulder, for all the world to see... accentuating them actually. she wants everyone to look anywhere BUT her face, because it's so busted. And God-FORBID they ponder her character or brain. That is what she really fears. She's all about trying to distract.. and now it's only causing a scene of sleezy gore.
gloria swanson on crack.
I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live.
A question: Was she a victim of plastic surgery? I mean she has no structure to her face anymore. Is that just the Tommy Lee getting to her and riding her hard in the 90s or is it self inflicted? (I suppose going out with TL is self inflicted, but you know what I mean... dickmatizing is a horrible horrible thing)
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:47pm.
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Hey, Mani. For you it's accepted, if not downright expected. *MuaH*
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
She's a middle-aged woman trying to act like she's still got it...leave the short shorts for the early twenty set. I can almost smell the desperation oozing from her used up chocha.
Wow, somebody's in denial. Seriously, Pammie, for an event? She dresses more tastelessly than Kath&Kim. And they're just going to the fucking mall.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
She reeks of desperation. That hat does nothing for her; I doubt she was having a bad hair day.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:45pm.
How embarrassing. I hate when I forget to wear my pants.
Sure Pammy gets away with it. Now if I forgot to wear pants...Hi Nitty!
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I'm just here for the beer.
Hideous, just hideous!
How embarrassing. I hate when I forget to wear my pants.
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Vampire Bill is mine! But don't tell Viggo I said that.
She is a mess. She needs a friend that will tell her the damn truth.
When will this ridiculous woman realize she's AGING - and NOT WELL. Have some dignity Pammy, there's a new generation of hotties. Your time has passed, shut it down.
In the 3rd pic, is that what you have to do to get the waiter now?
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I'm just here for the beer.