You Forgot To Wear Pants
While not-dressing for an Art Basel event in Miami last night, Pamela Anderson must have figured that she shouldn't even bother with pants. I mean, she usually has them off by the end of the night anyway, so why not just cut to the chase? She might have the right idea.
Pants really do just get in the way. Whenever you want a quick ass-to-mouth in the back alley way, you always have to worry about zipping down your pants and getting them off. Kills the mood. If you didn't have them on, you could just pull your chonies to the side and there you go! It's also easier to get finger banged through dinner without nosy bitches figuring out what's going on down there. There's many pluses to not wearing pants. Pammy might be a genius.
In all seriousness, I think her hungry, hungry coochie pet ate her pants in the car. Real talk.
Here's Pammy looking like a beat down lot lizard who just crawled out of the gutter last night. And I curse the photographer who took the first picture below. I can see the fields of Colombia when I look up her nose.
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Hey, hey!! Shut-up and finish your vegetables! If Pammy had on a Laura Ashley dress, she wouldn't be on here....entertaining us! It's the holidays, be charitable you filthy assholes!
WHERE ARE HER MOM JEANS??? Someone gifted in Photoshop needs to give Pammy a soccer mom makeover, cuz I'm bored, and MK is obviously out doing hood rat stuff since that whore won't post anything new to entertain my tiger ass....:-/
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Ladysmith's finest!
For the love of god, Pam, you've got a fucking star (o.k., leaf) on Canada's Walk of Fame. Now, put some pants on, you ridiculous skag!
...running away and hiding my Canuck head in shame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site ****** W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m*****- last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site。☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
You folks have got Pam all wrong. This misunderstood woman has a heart of gold, I tell you. The outfit and posing are simply a way to raise awareness for mentally ill homeless people. Give to your local shelter! It's cold out there.
Wow. I just feel badly for her.
Damn straight, OP. Preach it.
Submitted by original putas on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 5:49pm.
Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes?
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Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? (original putas)
Yes Pammy we know you are Canadian but nobody wears a fucking toque in Miami.
Wasn't Monroe getting close to 40 when she decided to turn her face to the wall and die?
Living takes courage. So what if we look a hot mess sometimes? Go Pammy! I still love her crazy ass.
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Submitted by sushi on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 2:47pm.
It's sad because had she cleaned herself up, given herself a new more demure look, she could have been quite lovely.
I wonder if this is what Marilyn Monroe would've looked like if she hadn't killed herself. Would she have been some 40 year-old hag clinging to the look that made her famous?
Ah, chicken pox scars. I have a few around one of my eyebrows :(
I feel like she's so needy for people to think she's hot, she's trying to show up her best parts and tone down the parts she doesn't like so much. Like covering her forehead, always making sure her face is thrust forward to get rid of any extra lines, but still showing off her body in the hardest way possible.
Also, are her boobs smaller?
FIRST!!!!
Shes wearing leather. Her cooter flaps!
Submitted by ginger_t on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 5:21pm.
For chrissakes - it's the holidays. Can this woman dress appropriately ONE season, week, day of the year?
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That answer would be NO!
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Pammies scars: I read or saw an interview where she said her scars were from chickenpox or something. Don't quote me on it though!
For chrissakes - it's the holidays. Can this woman dress appropriately ONE season, week, day of the year? I'm sure she'll be happy once her teenage sons and his friends start jacking off to porn sites and come across her photos (so to speak) ... although they probably already have. Can't wait to see who they marry ... and divorce, then marry, then divorce ...
Submitted by ruby_lucite_slippers on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:11pm.
When fresh faced time travelling Pammy in thumbnail 8 get's back to the 80's there's gonna be some biiig changes
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That was too funny! =D
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by chefcammi on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 5:10pm.
I just voted for you. Can we vote more than once?
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wonder if that nice little purse is made of LEATHER?!?!?!
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O.K., what in fuck's name is she doing in picture number 2? The expression on her face, the arm scars, the way she's doggy-style posing, the colouring of her skin, everything - EVERYthing about hat photograph screams aging junkie hooker, she looks EXACTLY like an aging junkie hooker in that photograph. It's painful to even look at that damn picture.
Something's seriously wrong with Pamela Anderson's mind, that she is running around in saggy dirty-looking chonies looking straight-up like an old, desperate prostitute on drugs who doesn't care if she lives or dies.
As usual, she looks like a haggard tramp on the Monday after Fleet Week.
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Classy!
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Ummm, none of it matches. The hat belongs on a soccer hooligan, the t-shirt on a stoned metal-head dude and the knickers on a four year old. What was she thinking? Oh that's right she doesn't think.
Pam has lost the plot big time. She just doesn't give a rats arse anymore. But funnily enough I can't and don't hate her. There is something very childlike about her personality. She is like a big, goofy (albeit slutty) teenager. Oh, I don't know! I just kinda like old Pammy.
Submitted by yoboo on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 4:29pm.
Why is everyone always calling her "smart"? I've never once heard her say anything intelligent. I read her first book and there wasn't a single word longer than six letters in it.
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I think it might be because people have so low expectations for her that anything she says that makes some kind of sense is such a surprise, she's given more credit for it than she deserves.
I do think that when she's frank and honest and making fun of herself, she can be likeable. The sad part is by wearing that horrendous get-up in public, it just proves she's no longer self-aware. It's not just that she looks skanky, and over the hill, it's also that she looks like a coked up mess craving attention just as much if not more than her next line...all while her liver is taking a major hit.
Ugh, even Shitney in full speed crazy train mode put together better and classier ensembles than this. Pammy is not in a good way...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I love the "SOUP" purse. ;)
Why is everyone always calling her "smart"? I've never once heard her say anything intelligent. I read her first book and there wasn't a single word longer than six letters in it.
Aw, the poor thing...
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Submitted by lizardbits1 on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:28pm.
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Thanks for the website on the high heeled Crocs! I had never seen them before. The high heeled Crocs are MUCH cuter than the clog-things! I refused to wear the clog-Crocs they were so ugly. However, I would wear the high heeled ones in the summer time, just to hang out on the weekends going to the grocery store and such.
By the way....you are absolutely right, the high heeled Crocs are MUCH cuter than what Pam in wearing the pic!
Y'know the term 'bottom of the barrel'? That's what it looks like.
wut wut wuuuut! what the fuck's up with the coral shoes & the charlie brown orange draws?! hell naw!
She's not even fucking trying to look good, it's like "oh whatever I wear is sexy, i don't give a fuck!" EW! Pammy is the official poster girl for desperate sexy look. I almost feel sorry for her, ALMOST! It's the whole deliberately forgetting my pants schtick that's getting old, plus the whole I'm 40 years old and dressing like a 22 year old slut whore...it's getting as tired as her face looks. (She probably needs better face cream + needs to put some cucumbers on those eyelids...whew!)...
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Submitted by Shelley on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:10pm.
No... these actually are sorta *looks around to make sure nobody but you is listening* decent looking compared to what Pammy is wearing.
http://www.surfanddirt.com/nofear/product.asp?prod_name=CROCS+HIGH+HEEL+-+CYPRUS+SCARLET+(CYPRUS-RD)&pf_id=PAAAAANBIHLLBDFE&dept_id=6405&s_id=0&
I MEAN CROCS ARE FUGLY!!!
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
Submitted by la coocaracha on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:18pm.
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I caught the 2 interviews I'm referencing while channel surfing about 2 or 3 years ago, so it was pretty shocking to hear her sound somewhat self-aware and sober. All the other times, yes, she unfortunately sounds ridiculous. So maybe I caught a couple of moments when she was just out of rehab and sticking to the program, who knows.
Pam use to be a hot looking girl, and unfortunately, she still think she's 18 years old. It's time for her to wake up, get real, and start acting her age. Try to gracefully grow old with charm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:08pm.
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I've seen her interviewed where she's wearing classy but still sexy suits and dresses
and the studio probably did her make-up so she looked soft and about 10 years younger, esp with the studio lighting. She was also very articulate and funny.
So now I'm afraid she's probably back on coke or abusing alcohol, most likely both, so she doesn't give a fuck because she's under the druggie delusion that she's "hawt".
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I dont keep tabs on Pammy Whammy, but ive never seen her look, sound or at anything other than absolutely nuts. I ve never once heard her make a cohesive sentence or effectively make a point on any subject. Go to her myspace and read her letter to Obama to see what I mean....
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:08pm.
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I've seen her interviewed where she's wearing classy but still sexy suits and dresses and the studio probably did her make-up so she looked soft and about 10 years younger, esp with the studio lighting. She was also very articulate and funny.
So now I'm afraid she's probably back on coke or abusing alcohol, most likely both, so she doesn't give a fuck because she's under the druggie delusion that she's "hawt".
Has anyone seen her boobs lately? they're darker than flava flavas nuts....shes just disgusting. She definately needs to give this shit a rest she just becomes a bigger joke everyday that goes by. And shes fucking delusional, you know she tried to give advice to Obama on how he should run the country, like she was serious about it, like she dosent realize she barely has two brain cells to run together much less a stable platform to be dispensing advice from....shes fucking crazy!
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Booty Butt!
Those shoes are awful! What the heck are they? High heeled Crocs??
OK, "birth marks" or not, she doesn't need to be adding to the Meopausal Crack Hooker vibe of her, um, ensemble.
I wouldn't want to see anybody in that outfit, whether they were 21 or 81.
All these bitches need a good dose of 'What Not to Wear'. I've always thought Stacy looked amazing and it definitely has a lot to do with the clothes she wears.
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
It's sad because had she cleaned herself up, given herself a new more demure look, she could have been quite lovely.
I wonder if this is what Marilyn Monroe would've looked like if she hadn't killed herself. Would she have been some 40 year-old hag clinging to the look that made her famous?
It's sad because had she cleaned herself up, given herself a new more demure look, she could have been quite lovely.
I wonder if this is what Marilyn Monroe would've looked like if she hadn't killed herself. Would she have been some 40 year-old hag clinging to the look that made her famous?
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 2:28pm.
Are those skin-popping scars on the back of her left shoulder? Grosssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
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OMFG for real :(~
..why'd I click on that anyway eeww
Ugh I just threw up in my mouth ... this shit is NASTY!! So sick of her and "old" whore body!!
She looks like the cracked-up, $10 hookers that work the streets near my place.
Jesus H... I'm no prude by a long shot, and I understand that her showbiz schtick is "blonde bombshell" but forfucksake, lady, you're pushing 40, look rode hard from 20 years of hard partying and too many herpified dicks, AND your children are of internet-surfing age! damn.
(I think they say "cool", actually, as opposed to frais;p
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cool sounds cooler with a snotty french accent. like they KNOW it's cool, whereas you're just guessing.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Are those skin-popping scars on the back of her left shoulder? Grosssssssssss!!!!!!!!!