You Forgot To Wear Pants
While not-dressing for an Art Basel event in Miami last night, Pamela Anderson must have figured that she shouldn't even bother with pants. I mean, she usually has them off by the end of the night anyway, so why not just cut to the chase? She might have the right idea.
Pants really do just get in the way. Whenever you want a quick ass-to-mouth in the back alley way, you always have to worry about zipping down your pants and getting them off. Kills the mood. If you didn't have them on, you could just pull your chonies to the side and there you go! It's also easier to get finger banged through dinner without nosy bitches figuring out what's going on down there. There's many pluses to not wearing pants. Pammy might be a genius.
In all seriousness, I think her hungry, hungry coochie pet ate her pants in the car. Real talk.
Here's Pammy looking like a beat down lot lizard who just crawled out of the gutter last night. And I curse the photographer who took the first picture below. I can see the fields of Colombia when I look up her nose.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:30pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:25pm.
You were prolly 8 at the time, but remember the song "So Into You" by ARS? That just came to me in a flash this evening....
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Ho, my tiger ass is not so young that I don't remember "So Into You"...Hello, my tiger ass is from the ATL 'amember? Yo! Representin...
Yeah,
ARS....brings back memories...
I ram so into ewe,
I can't think of nothing else...
*licking tiger chops...
ram into to me ewe into me...*....
What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
perhaps pammy's pants wouldn't be caught dead on her stanky ass, so it staged a boycott...seriously, this skank is far too old for this shit...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:33pm.
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Angel - *little sock monkey hug & smooch* I clicked on your vid link! *blushing* Me lovey!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
This is so skank I can smell it through the computer!!!
I wonder if she ever thinks about her children when she is acting and dressing like a washed up coke-whore?
Those marks on her shoulder look like bite marks.
Tigerlilly?
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I'm just here for the beer.
@Sheeps...actually she went so far as to mention that it was likely before google...she'd be searching some Newfie with a big break.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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I'm doing it right now, Tigerlil! I'm fixing her:)
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:25pm.
You were prolly 8 at the time, but remember the song "So Into You" by ARS? That just came to me in a flash this evening....
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:53pm.
Actually, some poster posted that they searched it a dog's age ago, out of curiosity, and found that it was, in fact, a birthmark.
I just spent far too much time looking into that (as well as heat loss from head--check that out). I didn't find anything definitive one way or the other. A few people surmised that's what they are. IDK and INLC.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:20pm.
Once again I'm deeply honored to be in your vid.
Pammy is making me feel cold. Nobody in NY would be wearing only panties.
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I'm just here for the beer.
I dunno, I kinda think pants are over-rated...Like, why? You know? I mean you have other options...
Is my tongue numb yet? Cuz I paid for my tongue to be numb?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:16pm.
Who needs pants?
She could have at least worn something like the Bulk Hogan idea of pants:
http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/06/brooke-hogan-perfor...
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Well, I'm making a trio of vids for the holiday, actually - and YOU gets an honourable mention. (Oy. I hate it when I make work for myself like that...I can totally see where this is going...*sigh*) It would be my GREAT pleasure:)(am I speaking French in English again?)
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:46pm.
A bike, a blizzard, 14 degrees Fahrenheit (yep, I did the conversion for the non-metrics in the crowd), 43 mph. gusts of wind and no hat. Cool, babe. Put a hat on!!
What's your avie, kid? I seem to be going blind.
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And thank you for answering the question you couldn't have known I was asking myself! Do I need to fix the contrast here? I do! I will.
Um...It's Sorority Slut Barbie:) She says. "Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!" O yeah - siggy. Dayum. Wanna be my secretary?;p
ONT: PAMELA, YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS! YOU WOULD LOOK RIDICULOUS IF YOU WERE 20! YOU WOULD LOOK RIDICULOUS IF YOU WERE 15! YOU WOULD LOOK RIDICULOUS IF YOU WERE 12! NOT TO MENTION BEING PEDO FODDER. WHAT THE FUCK KINDA TRANNY CLOWN ARE YOU TRYNA BE?!?!
THAT is conviction. In my world anyway.
PS. Yeah, I won't do that hat thing again. That was a mistake:\
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Who needs pants?
She could have at least worn something like the Bulk Hogan idea of pants:
http://www.fresnobeehive.com/archives/upload/2007/06/brooke-hogan-perfor...
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I'm just here for the beer.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:09pm.
Hi, Monkey. Maybe the boobles generate warming friction as she totters about?
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Hmmm...*stroking little sock monkey chin in pondering manner* You might have something there. I would caution the bitch that all that friction could start a fire. Of course, that's how she lights her meth pipe.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:46pm.
A bike, a blizzard, 14 degrees Fahrenheit (yep, I did the conversion for the non-metrics in the crowd), 43 mph. gusts of wind and no hat. Cool, babe. Put a hat on!!
What's your avie, kid? I seem to be going blind.
On topic: Pam, in the above conditions, dressed as she is in the pics. Now, that would be a sight to behold. Shudder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Altho I'm sure Pammy advertises them as her permanent fucky times marks:)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:49pm.
She's dating Fred Durst now? Ewwwww. That explains the pox/bruises/brand/mark of the devil.
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Actually, some poster posted that they searched it a dog's age ago, out of curiosity, and found that it was, in fact, a birthmark.
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She's dating Fred Durst now? Ewwwww. That explains the pox/bruises/brand/mark of the devil.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:37pm.
The basic advice is sound;
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That basically if you expose your skin to the cold it will release heat? That being said, I didn't wear my hat today to ride through a blizzard to the market. Bad idea. Well, it wasn't so much an idea as a lack of one.
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Submitted by chefcammi on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 5:10pm.
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I voted for you (again) :D
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I survived Hurricane Ike!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:37pm.
The basic advice is sound; I think of it like a dog's tongue. But the laws of nature are suspended in Miami, I suppose.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Whatever you do, DO NOT enlarge any of the pics of her ass.
*grabs the bleach bottle*
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 8:56pm.
You know that advice about all the heat lost through the head, so put on a hat if you're cold? That doesn't hold if you're not wearing pants.
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Whew! I was gonna chime in that they conducted those tests on fully dressed people so that D'UH! the only place the heat COULD escape was through the head. Or so I've heard:)
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 7:20pm.
We have a Walk of Fame?!?! Shouldn't we have something more along the lines of a Walk of No, Really It's Ok - Please Don't Make a Fuss About It?
Hahahaha. That's a good one. I've never seen it (Royal Alex area).
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O it's around the corner from me! Well then it makes seeing as I know nothing about it. Good for us!
(I'm lying, I've since remembered hearing something somewhere...I've even seen those stars but I didn't realize there were names on them...I just thought WTF? This isn't Hollywood, you know!)
And yes! Nominate me! My friends and I are on a quest to make this fabulous place...well, first - what it used to be...and THEN famous! YAY!
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Submitted by Gigi-A-GoGo on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 8:41pm.
Her ass looks flat. How sad---a scantily clad aging beauty on drugs.
Where is her dignity?
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In her pants pocket?
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 8:49pm.
Excellent one, joe. I see you're another fan (snark) of the uni-ball wonder from Ottawa.
On topic: I forget. Baywatch - that was her ticket to stardom, right?
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More likely, her many Playboy "spreads". ;)
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 8:49pm.
Excellent one, joe. I see you're another fan (snark) of the uni-ball wonder from Ottawa.
On topic: I forget. Baywatch - that was her ticket to stardom, right?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:07pm.
Hi, Monkey. Maybe the boobles generate warming friction as she totters about?
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 8:56pm.
You know that advice about all the heat lost through the head, so put on a hat if you're cold? That doesn't hold if you're not wearing pants.
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LOL! Kind of wonder if she pops her boobles in the microwave, warms 'em up and then inserts 'em back in. Prevents a chest cold, you know.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
You know that advice about all the heat lost through the head, so put on a hat if you're cold? That doesn't hold if you're not wearing pants.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
I thought she was supposed to be dead by now...
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Submitted by modianos on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 8:16pm.
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EEEEK! She was attached by a leach??? She was in Canada then right? Is is possible that Tom Greene latched onto her?
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Aging chocha ain't a pretty sight.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Her ass looks flat. How sad---a scantily clad aging beauty on drugs.
Where is her dignity?
she is starting to remind me of angelyne... you can still be over forty and sexy... pamela is doing it all wrong... try toning down the makeup and getting some classy clothes, instead of showing everything, maybe just a hint of cleavage... she must be really desperate and feeling the aging hit her. i just turned 40, and it sure is no fun... it doesn't mean you have to start wearing mom jeans... but damn, stop trying to look like you are a 22 year old motley crue groupie... age with some class... see catherine zeta jones, julia roberts, sandra bullock, courtney cox, jen aniston.. all in the same age bracket and still looking fierce....
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 7:20pm.
We have a Walk of Fame?!?! Shouldn't we have something more along the lines of a Walk of No, Really It's Ok - Please Don't Make a Fuss About It?
Hahahaha. That's a good one. I've never seen it (Royal Alex area). About 100 people have stars/leafs. You, too, could be walked on because you are famous on Dlisted. I'll nominate you. :)
On topic: Pammy has dual citizenship. From the waist down, she's an American. True.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erEoQH33B70
ew! i looked up the scars on her arm...she was attacked by leeches when she was 9 :/ theres a great joke in there somewhere, but im too freaked out to see it. *shiver* LEECHES!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by . on November 2, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Rashy butted people never look happy and slightly distracted.
Pam Anderson = Road kill cougar -- perfect!!!
And my vote for Queen Cougar for life must go to Grace Jones -- she was at Art Basel with her totally yummy bf -- she is 60 and he is 25. I hope the paps got a shot of them this weekend!
lmao deblgr: she looked totally run over and OLD -- face it Pam, you're past the sex kitten phase now...
more like road-kill cougar!
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 7:18pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 7:00pm.
WHERE ARE HER MOM JEANS???
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She forgot them, Tigerlil! And no one had extras! But what a great photoshop idea you have. I think I'll work on that one!
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What kind of big butt moms with retarded eyes don't have extra mom jeans on hand???? Pammy is hangin' out with some "loosers" for sure....
SOCCER MOM PAMMY = HWAT!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pam, honey. There was a time when you were so cute and hot, that you could roll like this.
This is not that time.
Do I see booger sugar? And last but certainly not least, orange grundies and pink shoes?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
When the fuck is this used-up trollup gonna grow up? 42 years old and still acting and dressing like she's 22, old hoochie beotch needs a reality check pronto! ahahahahaha!!!
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Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 6:53pm.
For the love of god, Pam, you've got a fucking star (o.k., leaf) on Canada's Walk of Fame.
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We have a Walk of Fame?!?! Shouldn't we have something more along the lines of a Walk of No, Really It's Ok - Please Don't Make a Fuss About It?
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 7:00pm.
WHERE ARE HER MOM JEANS???
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She forgot them, Tigerlil! And no one had extras! But what a great photoshop idea you have. I think I'll work on that one!
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sybil, if our dear friend Pam the Skankwhore did the decent thing and wore mom jeans and the rest, we'd be sitting here and making fun of how not hot she is anymore and how she isn't even trying to look hot. Sorry, once you put out a sex tape you are a target of our ridicule... FOREVAH.
So, keep close tabs on those sex tapes.
**Well these are great Christmas gifts, but what did you get for my BIRTHDAY?**
OK -- I was there (working at the Art Basel main exhibition hall) and I saw her in person -- she looked totally run over and OLD -- face it Pam, you're past the sex kitten phase now...
And please, chicken pox scars??? Open sores are herpes!!!