You Forgot To Wear Pants
While not-dressing for an Art Basel event in Miami last night, Pamela Anderson must have figured that she shouldn't even bother with pants. I mean, she usually has them off by the end of the night anyway, so why not just cut to the chase? She might have the right idea.
Pants really do just get in the way. Whenever you want a quick ass-to-mouth in the back alley way, you always have to worry about zipping down your pants and getting them off. Kills the mood. If you didn't have them on, you could just pull your chonies to the side and there you go! It's also easier to get finger banged through dinner without nosy bitches figuring out what's going on down there. There's many pluses to not wearing pants. Pammy might be a genius.
In all seriousness, I think her hungry, hungry coochie pet ate her pants in the car. Real talk.
Here's Pammy looking like a beat down lot lizard who just crawled out of the gutter last night. And I curse the photographer who took the first picture below. I can see the fields of Colombia when I look up her nose.
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WtF are those marks on her arm, good god Im so embarassed for her poor sons. What a sad sad state she is in, she was naturally beautiful without makeup. In her sex tape she is really stunningly gorgeous au naturale.
It's a great way to distract from her badly-aging face. What face, you ask? See how well it works.
She is just two donuts away from needing lipo on that ass!
This is so sad. That poor thing needs to hang it up and take a nice long nap. Will someone please tell her that that's not sexy anymore.
thats a damn shame a middle age woman should make a spectacle of herself like that
her poor kids
She's a natural beauty.
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I find myself wondering, going; You know, I should really - FUCK IT'S COLD!
What a classy woman.
PS: "I can see the fields of Colombia when I look up her nose"
How racist of you slut. LOL
Elegant as ever.
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Deck the halls with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆
This is what the combination of tequila, Hep-C, and Daddy-issues looks like. Parents warn your children.
oh pamela. cost-cutting or something?!
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major douche points. Not slutty just a douche.HAS BEEN, HAS BEEN, HAS BEEN!!!!!! YOU'RE NOT HOT ANYMORE!
She looks like someone from the 90's grunge era who is so effed up on the teen spirit she forgot her pants.
Now how will she sing "Jizz in My Pants" without sounding like a fool??
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
This woman needs to give it up and stop thinking that she is hot.She is nothing like she looked in her Baywatch days and she just looks embarrassing.I feel for her kids.Maybe this ho has dementia.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Hmm ... I could say something ... BUT ... the pics say it all!
An over the hill sperm sponge just trying to hang on to fame just a little longer. No I am not bitter
@TITS: Ugh. Maybe.
I gotta go back to photobucket. But I gets overwhelmed, you know? SOOOOOOOO many pics! Um...you can send me pics, btw. I said don't but I meant send any you got - THAT would be the awesomest.
WAIT! I can get them off that link, right?
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 12:51am.
OMG that took forever and it's not even good! Ugh.
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broked. private or deleted. never could get at your last myspace link either. do you need an account to view stuff?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Congratulations, chefcammi!
I'm vote #517 ;)
WOMEN- you can probably relate.. I know we've all, at some point, made comments like, "Yeah, she's pretty but it's only because she has long hair- cut her hair off and she's (ugly, plain, just like everyone else, nothing special, etc)"
I use to say something like this about Pam. Take away her makeup and you got yourself one certified D.O.G.! But man, slap some color and eyebrows on her face and DAMN!
Now, the makeup isnt even helping her anymore! She is really, really harsh looking- like a hooker that's seen better days.
You would *THINK* someone who is sooo into herself would realize this and SOFTEN it up and tone it down.
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Woah. Someone's had some work done!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:44pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:33pm.
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Angel - *little sock monkey hug & smooch* I clicked on your vid link! *blushing* Me lovey!
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O dear! I missed everyone! I was so obsessed with dressing Pammy:(
Thank you, Socky! I smooch you right back! And, of course, you will be honoured in my next vids as well! I had to do 3. There is SO much material. The only song long enough is Stairway to Heaven and I don't think any of us want that!
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
it looks like somebody left a full on handprint on her shoulder. that's like a man hand hickey print. girlfriend, somebody rode you like a horse.
i am so sorry.
really, i am so sorry.
That fashion statement is called TWEAKER CHIC.
Dear Pamela,
we all know that you are a total tweaker. lmao
Next time, don't dress so conservately. Grandma doesn't need to know if the carpet matches the drapes.
Love,
Cuntylicious LeScrew
i feel bad for her.
she is not handling aging well at all
OMG that took forever and it's not even good! Ugh.
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♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
I Know Your Girlfriend Hates Me
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MK, gurl.... something tells me that "real talk" is the new "trust."
gurrrrrl, i hope so!
for a 40ish yr old she looks good.
however, she is white trash & always has been so she probably doesnt even know just how bad it is.
also - she still makes lots of money from acting like a cheap call girl.
@ LA
Thems some hot pants you got....;-)
Nite whores, may you dream of scary clowns, horny midgets, drunken angry CHOLAS...and dare I say it...hehehe...PRISCILLA PRESLEY! ahahahahaha! sleep well, sluts....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 11:41pm.
Night, TL.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
G'night, Tiger!
PLEASE tell me that t-shirt + underwear and no pants is NOT going to become the next fashion trend! Please!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Ok, I gotta quit you bitches, but I want you to know I love you more than Pammy loves her some pants...and that's some true love right there...Yeah, and can I borrow like 200 bucks? I'll totally pay you back...hey, where are you whores going????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 11:31pm
I'll have you know my pants worship me like a loon on Skeletina's birthday, like Shitney at a Truck Stop 2 for 1 sale, like Sally Mack working her retarded slot stacks on WIG TAX DAY OKAY!
Now my rayon pleated pants and their matching vest, well they are just rude.
*gives Tiger a Purple Nurple*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Stupid dumb ass bitch. Bret Michaels in high heels would be more palatable than this stale twat.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 11:22pm.
Pants are not her friend.
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Yeah, but can you blame her??? How many times have YOUR pants so totally screwed you over that you just said "fuck it, I quit that bitch"....C'mon fess up....Pants is finicky like that, they do shady ass shit. Ask Lindsay Lohan. Pants is no good....Quit those bitches and fire a ho...Yeah, Pammy's got the right idea is all I'm sayin....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pants are not her friend.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 12/07/2008 -
Tigerlilly, you kill me. Um, not an invitation.
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TEASE!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 11:10pm.
Sheeps won't talk to me (because I'm so old) - I remember (no dementia, yet) and loved that ARS song but, hey, weren't there sheep in some manger, somewhere?
Whaaa? Au contraire, ma jeune fille. Yes, I recall reading about sheep in a manger, long ago. Looking for the ARS song sent me even further back, to Classics IV (Spooky, Traces). hahahaha
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
Submitted by Mustang Sally on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 11:10pm.
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Nite. Nite. Mustang Sally! *little sock monkey smooch*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Maybe she just jizzed in her pants. Or maybe she just got back from a Pants-Off Dance-Off.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:20pm.
I checked out your latest vid and left a comment -you'll be able to figure out who 'tis. I adore Sock Monkey (although I've never 'spoken' to her). I think she deserves a part in one of your holiday vids - because she seems to be what holidays should be about - love and peace (except when she kicks or bites :).
Sheeps won't talk to me (because I'm so old) - I remember (no dementia, yet) and loved that ARS song but, hey, weren't there sheep in some manger, somewhere?
Mustang cars don't fit into a holiday video but, if you could use one of Pam's pics from above, I'd be thrilled.
Working on the nomination.
Tigerlilly, you kill me. Um, not an invitation.
Love and good-night to all. Pam's probably just getting up. Sleaze.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:38pm.
Those marks on her shoulder look like bite marks.
Tigerlilly?
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Why do I get blamed for everything??? Huh?...*downcast tiger eyes*...Ok, Ok, I tried to carve a little skank steak out of her a few years ago and zoo officials caught me in the act...I WAS HUNGRY!!! Jesus, are you satisfied now???
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:50pm.
hahahaha. Yes, that one. I must have heard it in utero. I knew you're from Atlanta, too.
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"The world -- or at least people in it -- looks better after a couple of drinks." (M. Munafo, Univ. Bristol)
What kind of crack whore logic decides that a cool day requires a hat but no pants? Surely she has enough $$ now...maybe she could stop embarrasing her kids...