St. Angie Is The Highest Paid Actress In The Universe

At least her forehead moves in this picture. So we know it predates the heavenly twins and the subsequent surgical procedures that had her unphotographed for (gasp!) two or three months!!

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angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 7:37pm

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legs? BAWK BAWKALINA!
She's made out of Pipe Cleaners, felt, silly putty and playdoh.
Skeletina is an Arts & Crafts project, oh hey, there you have it, she is Art'ish.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:43am.

This woman is fucking mental.
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Yes. But WHAT an imagination! Disney should try to harness that shit.

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Wait. Stop. Hold up. Rewind. Put the phone down. Throw the pie away. Choke a kitten. KATHERINE HEEEIGL?!

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So Weird..who's her fan??

First of all, Bitch shouldnt be the highest paid actress for lending her shitty voice to a cartoon character--i saw the movie and she sucked by the way--Did the animators and the people that actually worked on that movie get $15 mill? These people live in a perverse state of delusian!
that whole thing about how they make the movies X amount of dollars and therefore should be entitiled to that rediculous amount is BULLSHIT.
Im a designer. I make my company MILLIONs of dollars a year, because garments i design sell thousands of units= MILLions of dollars.
Does that mean that i should get a million a year? really , if the real world was like HOLLYWOOD, i should be entitled to that!
Angelina is a dumb cunt, and that movie, Kung fu panda wouldve made millions of dollars without her fucking toilet voice.

lizzieb on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 11:43am

omg, I KNOW! Mental and obsessed.
She/He leaves these long winded posts. I can't read passed the first couple of sentences.
The ones I did manage to read all the way through some time back, OMFG.
There is a Jennifer thread now, she/he left yet another long ass post about how horrible Jennifer and yet seemed to know MORE about her than Skeletina.
I'm just relieved they all seem to be sequestered to just a few sites, jizzjared seems to be the only public site and the rest are the fan sites.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

This woman is fucking mental.

CLINIQUA @ 12/08/2008 at 9:22 am Like I said, Brad and angelina could be making love in the middle of Times Square screaming their love and devotion for all and sunder to hear and take videos, and the minute they finished, no, the SECOND they finished…there would be a insane maniacal menopausal Maniston hater troll (much like 4 ?) who said, ‘Oh wait, did you see how Brad ‘withdrew,’ from Angelina, he only kissed her cheek, and not her lips as he rolled off breathing heavily…yeah…hmmm…I’d say there’s trouble.’ Bahahahaha!! How many times will you insane bitter hags have to eat crow? You’ve eaten so much, your turds sprout feathers and fly away. Don’t you hate getting your nose rubbed in it, every. single. solitary. time?? I mean, if I were you, I’d just come on over to Brangelinaville, and have a drink with the JP fans and await the Red Carpet — I’d absolutely refuse the humiliation this time around, and just cave - just give in. How about an amnesty day for trolls??? You have 8 more hours to join the bright side and adore this family as we do, then it’s over, it’s back to us smoking all hell outta you on a daily, hourly basis. Join the fun trolls, we’re having popcorn and twizzlers on hand to watch the live streaming….switch sides, leave Maniston the coked out f-bomb loser alone, join a winner’s team for once in your pathetic lives!! Ahhhhhahahahahaha!!

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Submitted by Keane on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 10:29am.

Amen. I make you right. It must hurt your head to be a loon. Daddy Voight leaving mommy is bad, Brad leaving Jeninfer is good. 2+2=6.

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Ok so I actually twigged this morning why the Brangeloons direct such hatred towards Jennifer Aniston, who got her husband stolen by their idol and really has never done anything else to bother or harm a single other human being on the planet, including a certain Brad and Ange, since then. It is basically this: Aniston has conducted herself with almost superhuman dignity and grace in the aftermath of the humiliation of having her husband so publicly stolen from here. She has commented on it in an absolutely minimal way and has never, repeat never, directed any animosity towards the "other woman". The closest she has ever come to it is to say that the shameless mediawhoring of her relationship conducted by the other woman is "uncool". She has never thrown the dagger most of us in her place would have relished throwing, safe in the knowledge the rest of the world would be on her side. She has maintained a cool, dignified detachment from the circus of the Brangelina romance and child acquiring, making it all look even more ludicrous than it actually is (if such a thing were possible).

The problem then is this, by her inaction, her refusal to lower herself to the standards of the other woman, she remains a glowing example of moral integrity and uprgihtness - everything Angelina isn't. This example burns through the hopeless and shameless posturing of Angelina, desperately trying to be Mother Theresa and Maria Von Trapp and every other iconic female who might garner her a bit of positive publicity, and exposes her for exactly what she is. The Brangeloons know this, and they know that no matter how high they sing their idol's praises, the "x" constantly occupies a position on the moral higher ground which is a constant slight on Angelina. By magnanimously turning the other cheek and not lowering herself to the standards of the other woman, she constantly reminds the world that Angelina can never be perceived as the saint she aspires to be. She is the dreaded thorn in the side that constantly problematizes the Brangeloons' desire to anoint her as global figurehead of charity, beauty and motherhood. Jennifer will never go away so the loons have to keep attacking her every word, move and image; the ludicrous attacks on who she chooses to date and every harmless comment she's ever made to the press. With Jen around Angelina will never be perfect, she can never be worshipped absolutely, and this is troubling for all concerned.

Me again. On JJ they are running a thing about Jennifer Anniston's new film and the bile directed at this woman is horrible. That daft cunt Clinequi, or whatever her name is has reaced an all time low by suggesting Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide because he had to work with her. I so want to post something- maybe- why the hatred at Brad's ex? Shouldnt you be hating on St Ange's dead mother for not holding on to her man? I need a brain bleach. I 'm not going there anymore, it's too shuddery.

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Inspired by Love Anderson I took my life in my hands and bring you this from JJ:

plez @ 12/08/2008 at 2:26 am Ashley Banks @ 12/08/2008 at 1:32 am

One more thing to Debbie. Angie jolie may have more coverage now but it’s definitely not POSITIVE coverage. it’s about 75 % more negative

Please 75 % is not negative. I actually think it’s close to 70% positive 40%. negative The only thing is people tend to talk over and over about negative things and just comment on positive things once or twice. But even the negative is better than it use to be in 2005. Normal people who aren’t necessarily fans have started questions those who write negative stories ( NYTimes article) and even Aniston whining.

Now, call me a fat jellus jen hen but isn't 100% minus 70% closer to 30% than 40%? Ah well what would I know, with St Ange everything is bigger. Except her limbs. Cluck, cluck.
I wish I could post he contradiction between her Dad 'falling on love' on film and madam doing the same on JJ. I would love to see the knots they got into over that one. But I can't, I am banned. Sad really.
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angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 7:37pm

Chicken legs? BAWK BAWKALINA!
She's made out of Pipe Cleaners, felt, silly putty and playdoh.
Skeletina is an Arts & Crafts project, oh hey, there you have it, she is Art'ish.

These threads crack me up. I visited jizzjared today, they are posting articles from 2005 and still trying to nail down a time line about her and The Brad.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 7:04pm.

Oh, I imagine I'll be far too uppity then to even speak to my "old" friends. I'll probably be living in a big house in Cordon Bleu or something.

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Haha! You really do rock, don't you? I never knew that.
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I used to rock, but then after the concussion I decided I'd better just rwack instead.

shit. it's dark out already and it's not even 5pm.

ah yes i remember, it was in the dark December... when each dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor...

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 8:01pm.

By the by, didn’t Saint Ange say that she couldn’t watch the film that her Dad acted in with the woman he left her mother for? Didn’t she think it was sweet to watch them ‘fall in love’?
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chortle. guffaw.

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By the by, didn’t Saint Ange say that she couldn’t watch the film that her Dad acted in with the woman he left her mother for? Didn’t she think it was sweet to watch them ‘fall in love’?
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chortle. guffaw.

what goes around comes around baby.

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Submitted by K2 on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:10am.
How is this related to the loss of work and houses in the USA for your (American)habit to spend more than you earn

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Babie (note to self: remove head from ass): Please don't even begin to compare the state of the US economy to the salaries that are being given to these overrated actors/actresses. It's apparent that you've missed the point. If you need a recap then you're gonna have to read through the comments, but I'll give you a clue:

People that work on a set for 2 or 3 months at most should not be entitled to this kind of wealth. They entertain but most do a poor job at it. It would be nice to pay teachers, police, firemen, EMT workers, the kind of money that shows them the appreciation for helping mankind! We have people that put their life on the line every day for other people and certainly don't get rewarded handsomely like these idiots!

And there you have it. That's EXACTLY why I hate Aniston. Because she does an extremely poor job at 'entertaining' me, and doesn't deserve anywhere near the money she makes.

Rich and famous people suck.

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Well, you're more philosophical than me. I didn't even think about her ass! But now that I have - how about those chicken legs?

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lizzieb on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 7:31pm.

I don't like all this bickering. Let's all agree that St Ange has no degrees and an abnormally large fivehead.

- And no ass.
Not very philosophical, am I.

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@lizzieb:

Agreed!

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I don't like all this bickering. Let's all agree that St Ange has no degrees and an abnormally large fivehead.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 12:33pm.
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lol I heard that you excelled in that program and no one has been able to come close to your g.p.a.

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:43am.
I'm still 12 credits shy of an Associate of Arts at Redlands Community College but I know someone on Dlisted with a degree from University of Phoenix.
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I understand your jealously, not everyone can get into University of Phoenix; those who can't usually apply to one of less academically challenging schools: Oxford, Cambridge, Redlands CC, Harvard, or MIT. I'm excited that in 3 more years, you'll be graduating with an Arts Degree; I have been saving so when that day comes, I am splurging and hosting your graduation party at the Olive Garden.
*keeping fingers crossed*

@Muska:

It took me a LONG time to watch it. I walked in on some friends in the middle of the infamous scene and was like: "Hoooooooookay! I guess I'm not hanging out with you guys tonight." And I left. It was a good 6 months later and ONLY because some people I really respect said I might find it interesting in a deep way. It's not just to show ugliness. But it is competing in an industry FULL of hard-core violence. SO maybe the director thought that was the way to go.

But like I said - I'd pay more attention to how everyone takes everything for granted - you see what happens?...or what could happen? Appreciate your life. Like that.

And here's why I'd stick up for that movie cuz there's really so much more than that even.

Now I'm gonna read more about it, actually.

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I must confess that I've never actually seen the movie, but I love Bellucci and Cassel and I've read a lot of reviews and seen stills from the movie. The thing is.. something like that unspeakable deed done to Monica in the movie happened to a girl (only MUCH worse, many men involved) in Sweden and without warning I saw a picture of her right after it had happened. I understand how art is supposed to stir things within us, it's supposed to be painful and brutal, distill aspects of human experience, make us think like you mentioned. But I've always had a strong dislike to when it's too close to the real horrors of reality.

Maybe it's just me being a wuss.

Muska seems to be jizzing their pants a lot.
Too much Philosophy with out eating first seems to do that to the depth challenged.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Ha ha ha!!!! Yes better watch what you say Muska, terrible to be accused of something that isn't true isn't it? Perhaps you should take your own advice. Plus you can say what you like, I really don't give a fuck if you want to talk about what authors you've read till your blue in the face if you want. I was the one who had a little chat with you about it if you remember rightly, rather than the others who thought you were a pompous arse. I only took exception to your utterly arrogant and stupid comment that I was "obviously extremely ignorant of philosphy" and then all your dumb shit about how terribly insecure and pathetic I am to be bragging about my knowledge on Dlisted when thats exactly what you do yourself. I know you're just a tweener now so I'm gonna let it go, but do yourself a favour and try to mature in your attitude. You aren't winning too many fans here at the moment.

Maybe it’s all the loons buying up endless copies of her films and very especially the one where they can freeze frame and guess- is this the scene where they fell in love? By the by, didn’t Saint Ange say that she couldn’t watch the film that her Dad acted in with the woman he left her mother for? Didn’t she think it was sweet to watch them ‘fall in love’?

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ANSWER THIS.....Why is everyone saying Angelina movies made more than 1 billion dollars in 2008??? I am seriously confused, what movies were these and were they any that were truly her movies besides Wanted I guess? Panda didn't mane money because of her right?

@Muska:

It was SO hard to watch. But it left me with a lot of philosophy, actually. I loved it.

The way her BF comes off like a complete ass at first. And then you see how happy he is at the news at the end (beginning), how loving he is, how together they are...the choices everyone makes and the flip way they handle their relationships. The calm guy - all the way through he's saying calm down, calm down...and then he's the one that flips out, finally....lots of good thinking in that movie.
The gay porn stuff and the way it's so riveting and disgusting at the same time (made me think about my own humanity - how I can be base and spiritual at the same time) and the way you see that it's not about sex but power for some people...

Some movies like...what's it called Murder-set-point or some shit - complete fodder for serial killers and nothing else. But not irreversable. That was a thinking movie.

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It's a strange thing to compare Angelina Jolie and Monica Bellucci.
I don't understand why Irréversible was ever made. It's so unspeakably brutal, so perverse... Things like that happen in real life, only in much worse ways. Why replicate it cinematically? To 'cleave that frozen lake within'? (I won't write which wonderful author said that because a certain someone will claim I'm showing of).

Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:43am.
I'm still 12 credits shy of an Associate of Arts at Redlands Community College but I know someone on Dlisted with a degree from University of Phoenix.
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Yes Muska - you got me pegged, I'm desperately insecure and spend my time pathetically boasting on gossip blogs about my achievements. If you analysed your own behaviour a little more closely you would see that it is you, not I, who have repeatedly bragged about your intellectual prowess, listing all the authors you have read to try to impress other posters here, which had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with Angelina Jolie.

However, rather than impressing anyone your showing off has just irritated the shit out of us (please look back over responses to your earlier posts). You are still doing it on this thread - please see the requests from other posters to stop pontificating about a subject which really doesn't require intellectual analysis. I've been posting on this site for years and have never felt the need to bring up any thing about my education, reading etc. I come here for a laugh and a good old gossip, which is what I would imagine everyone else comes here for.

The only reason I mentioned my education and intellectual achievements was because you had the arrogance and nerve to accuse me of being "ignorant" of philosophy which - if you'd bothered to ask - you'd have found I definitely am not. I certainly did not make such an arrogant assumption about you.

The fact that you are so young completely explains your attitude to me now: the desire to impress others; not thinking before you accuse others of ignorance; and the fact that you think you know everything because you have read some books without ever having intellectual equals/superiors question and test your theories. Good luck with your applications to Princeton and Yale, you will need it. And as for not applying to Oxford - I'm sure the poor little academic institution will be devastated at the loss, but I've no doubt it will recover. And I hate to say it Muska, but they see through pretentious little academic upstarts like you in seconds. You would be made a fool of. But good luck with the other applications and I hope that if you do get accepted by one, you'll come out with a bit more maturity and humility. Finding that you're no longer the biggest fish in the sea does wonders for those of over-reaching ego. Plus you'll find that nobody likes a show off. My degree was the making of me intellectully and personally, and hopefully yours will do the same for you.

Well, I'm off to sing about giving Christ all my silver and gold - have fun y'all!

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kikichanelconspiracy - thanks for the support! I thought she was a bit less offensive than the standard loon e.g. mslewis so could perhaps be engaged with. My bad!

I'm still 12 credits shy of an Associate of Arts at Redlands Community College but I know someone on Dlisted with a degree from University of Phoenix.

jiggywiddit - thanks for the grammatical tips and I did look back over it as I never particularly bother about my grammar on a celeb blog, but the comma goes right where I put it, thanks anyway.

Keane, stop confusing Muska with your calm, rational response. You know a loon can't hear frequencies that are spoken in a normal tone of voice ;)
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Joe Shmoe - sorry, but Muska made the mistake of calling me "ignorant", without knowing a thing about me or my background. Not the best way to endear yourself to someone in my book. But now I've found out how old she is it makes sense. I thought I was talking to a grown-up, obviously I wasn't.

Submitted by babie on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:30am.

How is the US taxes system? Aren't you taxed proportionally to incomes? I mean, the more you earn the higher is the percentage?

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You'd think. But the states are very lawyerly. There are lots of legal loopholes for stashing your cash so it's not taxed. Like charities. Or big business. You could look into it - but the biggest business keep their tax money back from year to year for "development" funding.

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:14am.

The argument that these people generate money and so they should therefore be entitled to possess a personal fucking bank doesn't wash with me. Nobody on this earth needs the money that these people have.
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That's right. And if there was no money - all the things we have would still be here. People would still want to advance technology and make movies etc, etc. It's not money driven - we just like it. Humans are creative and active.

MONEY is what makes the discrepancies. Money is the only thing that puts these people apart from others. It's a game that we can't even decide not to play for the poverty that befalls us. How is that fair?

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How is the US taxes system? Aren't you taxed proportionally to incomes? I mean, the more you earn the higher is the percentage?

ZiggyStardust,
they generete money. Think about magazines, tabloids, calendars, books, photographers, newspapers, journalists, paparazzis, air companies, tour operators (for the end of the year I'm going to Bruge because I saw it in In Bruge with Colin Farrel and I fell in love with that town), theatres, Dlisted and Just Jared (I mean blogs)and the people behind them

Babie,

These fuckers should be taxed infinitely more than anybody posting here.

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Submitted by babie on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:19am.

K2,
they sell more than they are paid. As simple as that.

Teachers police and fireman are paid by our taxes (in Italy even doctors, and we don't pay to go to hospitals). If you want to give more to these people, pay more taxes
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Why can't these people get multi-million dollar contracts then? You can't just pay more taxes - you have to fight for where that money goes.*cough*military*cough*

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Submitted by babie on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 10:10am.
You have to consider the whole world where the movie is displayed and the the amounts of money earned by dvd sales afterwardIf Hollywood gives them that money is because Hollywood erans more than that.
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Um...no. They get what they get because they have a contract. Regardless of how much money the film makes.

You're also forgetting all the additional costs that go with putting out DVDs. When a movie - like WANTED - goes to DVD very quickly because it tanks at the box office it becomes WAY more expensive.

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K2,
they sell more than they are paid. As simple as that.

Teachers police and fireman are paid by our taxes (in Italy even doctors, and we don't pay to go to hospitals). If you want to give more to these people, pay more taxes

The Thatcherite notion that the free market can run rampant while regulating itself will be the death of us all.

In no universe should actors be allowed to amass the wealth that they command. I would hope that humility and decency would be enough motivation for these people to relinquish their undeserved fortunes, but I guess that greed trumps all.

By the way, when these people jet around the world (at great cost to the environment) for photoshoots or offer a million dollars - accompanied by a press release - to whatever organisation is making the news, they are not doing much more than most charitable people do.

Relative to their swollen incomes, a million dollars is nothing. When we offer time or money to charity, we don't get magazines heralding us as the modern day Christ. We're never on the news. We are never claimed to be an inspiration, even though we probably make more sacrifices to these organisations than people who only do a couple of months of work in a year.

I understand that many people have been indoctrinated into thinking that regulation of wealth distribution is the equivalent to having Stalin driving tanks through their front doors, but something must be done.

The argument that these people generate money and so they should therefore be entitled to possess a personal fucking bank doesn't wash with me. Nobody on this earth needs the money that these people have. They waste obscene amounts on multiple homes, private travel, designer dresses, et cetera. The fact that these idiots are able to live lives of complete luxury without having to worry about the economic downturn that the rest of us are facing, getting up in the morning to work some shit 9-to-5 so that we can afford to put the heating on for long enough to avoid freezing to death should be enough.

The world is literally insane.

Oh, and with the exception of Kung Fu Panda, all of Brangelina's movies flop.

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Why do they have to donate to those that made loan they couldn't afford because they chose to spend money in amenities they couldn't afford as well? Stop spending.

No Word,
in my town (where Monica Bellucci was born, and we don't consider her an actress beause her face doesn't move and she can't talk) the rooms where Changeling was on were crowded. You have to consider the whole world where the movie is displayed and the the amounts of money earned by dvd sales afterwardIf Hollywood gives them that money is because Hollywood erans more than that. It's an industry. And it's not crashing like banks and insurances(sorry for my English).