We Can Still See You
We see a lot of celebwhores trying to cover up their faces from the paps for whatever reason. Honestly, it makes them look stupider, but let's not tell them that. Instead, let's cash in on it.
These dumb dumbs will buy anything designer that's really expensive, so we should sell some kind of cardboard box that they put over their head so their face doesn't get papped. Of course, we'll cover the cardboard box in Louis Vuitton leather or some shit so it looks fancy. We'll also personalize the boxes by stitching it with phrases like: "Hi. It's Jennifer Aniston underneath here. Please leave me alone." Because celebwhores still want us to know it's them, but want us to think they want privacy. And if the phrase isn't enough for them, we'll super glue their head shot on the box too. We'll be rich!
And if you're not already asleep from looking at these pictures of Jenny Aniston in L.A., you will be soon, so below I've provided you a lovely lullaby video tribute of our beloved Live Feed Puppies. The video is beautiful, but the song is all wrong. It should be "Goodbye" by the Spice Girls instead.
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NOT happy she's started wearing Rick Owens.
LOL! I HAD to come back and see. Too funny.
*I*'m bordering on antagonistic? First you called me a liar and then you said I need to get my eyes checked. Waddyacall THAT?!
Secondly - all that takes five seconds. Really.*eyeroll* I just wasn't gonna do it becuz, sure, I'll look and laugh but I'm shady like that - I don't wanna be the culprit:)
PS. Relax! I'm just kidding around over here.
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Wow. Are you guys all on the same team
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New thread. See ya there. xoxoxo
Submitted by K2 on Mon, 12/08/2008 - 8:12am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 6:16pm.
PS. If *I* can see it and you can't then who needs to get their eyes checked? Hmmm...?
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Now you're bordering on antagonistic.
Maybe you're seeing what you WANT to see. I don't see it because it's NOT there. You zoomed and brightened just to prove a point? really, you did all that to get a glimpse at a camel toe? yikes.
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LOL! I HAD to come back and see. Too funny.
*I*'m bordering on antagonistic? First you called me a liar and then you said I need to get my eyes checked. Waddyacall THAT?!
Secondly - all that takes five seconds. Really.*eyeroll* I just wasn't gonna do it becuz, sure, I'll look and laugh but I'm shady like that - I don't wanna be the culprit:)
PS. Relax! I'm just kidding around over here.
♥ ThreadKilla!
Wow. Are you guys all on the same team?!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 6:16pm.
PS. If *I* can see it and you can't then who needs to get their eyes checked? Hmmm...?
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Now you're bordering on antagonistic.
Maybe you're seeing what you WANT to see. I don't see it because it's NOT there. You zoomed and brightened just to prove a point? really, you did all that to get a glimpse at a camel toe? yikes.
Maybe it's time for a new thread when the topic of conversation is regarding Jen's imaginary camel toe. hmmmmm?
PS. If *I* can see it and you can't then who needs to get their eyes checked? Hmmm...?
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 5:45pm.
K2 - Angel!
a lot depends upon your monitor settings. brightness, contrast, size etc.
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Exactly. That's why I zoomed and brightened for all y'all. Even tho I SAID (to myself) I wasn't gonna do that.
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OMG. I use exclamations with everything. It was hardly conviction. Yeesh.
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K2 - Angel!
a lot depends upon your monitor settings. brightness, contrast, size etc.
I have no doubt that a detail of a fold on a pair of black pants could be visible on one monitor and not another.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 3:26pm.
Seriously, K2:
You're gonna call me a liar over this? LOL
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OK, maybe liar was too harsh a word. Maybe I should just suggest you get your eyes checked:-)
Also, I'm over the camel toe topic but you're the one that kept saying she had one (with such conviction) that I felt I needed to point out that you were wrong. I still don't even see a half a toe, but you believe what you want.
To be fair, it's more like half a camel toe.
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@K2:
There you go:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=...
It's not perfect, mind.
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Seriously, K2:
You're gonna call me a liar over this? LOL!
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:59am.
Submitted by K2 on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:57am.
Please. You couldn't find a camel toe even if you were looking for it
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I see it in that first pic:) But no one made a close up
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I'm gonna disagree on that. Almost all low rise jeans show the outline of the va-ja-jay, however, there are NO lips being shown (which is a TRUE camel toe). If you tell me there is, you're lying. The lighting is so bad in that picture that you can hardly see the button or zipper on the jeans let alone CAMEL TOE. Just pointing out the obvious.
Submitted by Reverend Green on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 7:03pm.
omg, has anyone said anything about that camal toe??!?!
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I did! I was miffed we were talking about the non-existent triangle when we could have been talking about the camel toe!
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Submitted by K2 on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 9:57am.
Please. You couldn't find a camel toe even if you were looking for it
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I see it in that first pic:) But no one made a close up!
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Please. You couldn't find a camel toe even if you were looking for it. The photos are too dark and so are her jeans. Plus the bag helps to cover her up. Jen with a camel toe? Come on people, she doesn't wear mom jeans like most of you! I think it's safe to say she can afford jeans that fit her.
Submitted by Reverend Green on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 7:03pm.
We're all trying to be polite and pretend we don't see it.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
omg, has anyone said anything about that camal toe??!?!
"Are you allergic to the sun, terrified of being outside or so fat you can't leave your homes without removing a wall?
Do you happen to live in the suburbs of Greenville, SC?"
I don't know who originally posted this, but...the fuck is this about? It's okay to make fun of agoraphobics, people with pale skin, or Southerners?
Sigh, who am I kidding...it is always okay to make fun of Southerners. I'm not touching the morbidly obese implication.
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Poor Jennifer...Does she not understand that the paps are the only thing standing between her and a blessed lapse into obscurity?
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You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
that Christmas spirit is not what you drink.
--Jethro Tull
Submitted by meeeee on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 10:07am.
Are you allergic to the sun, terrified of being outside or so fat you can't leave your homes without removing a wall?
Do you happen to live in the suburbs of Greenville, SC?
I didn't know you weren't too well health wise lately >< sorry to hear, but glad to hear it is gone!
Submitted by Sibsi on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 9:39am.
oooh, Angel~
I am glad to see the Gollum in drag avatar is back.
And da-y-mn the spamming/shilling is getting worse every day, or is it my impression?
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It is! I have all the power I need now (ie - my bronchial cough is gone!)
....and the spamming - it comes and goes - I think we get them under control every now and then and then they hire someone new...but really, it's a puter blaster - it just picks types of blogs to hit. I guess people who like celebrities are known to be skanky cheaters, which maybe explains the crazy love at JJ.
And meeeeee...I think she woke up this morning with an intense need to find someone more loserly than herself. I wish her well in her endeavors.
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Submitted by meeeee on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 10:07am.
Stop spying on me!
Submitted by meeeee on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 10:07am.
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Complaining about people commenting on a comments area of a blog, while sitting at home, complaining about said people sounds pretty retarded to me. Have YOU NO LIFE?
oooh, Angel~
I am glad to see the Gollum in drag avatar is back.
And da-y-mn the spamming/shilling is getting worse every day, or is it my impression?
@TV:
Hey now! There's a human bitch on this page too. I know she's easy to ignore (if you're sane) but she's there nonetheless.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:22am.
They're just innocent puppies! You shouldn't even be looking there. perv!
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Y'all realize we're so distracted by NOTHING we're missing a totally right-on camel toe close up. WTF is DListed coming to, I ask you!?
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One more time, with feeling:
"Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail."
LOL!
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O no! Not Socky! She'll kick your ass!
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:12am.
I don't make my bed, but I once fucked an ottoman.
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hah! that reminds me of jan in the pans spelling rant. Happily I emailed it to someone, so still have it handy:
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on Fri, 11/14/2008 - 12:19am.
Who in the holy fuck feeds at a "troth"??? Sometimes I just want to go buy a dixinerry and beet pepple aronde the fucken hayde wid it.
It's a trough. Trough. Say it with me, fuckwits. If you're going to make snide remarks about people who eat at a cheap all-you-can-eat type restaurant, at least spell your insults correctly, eh? (And, no, I don't eat there. Mostly because I'm too cheap to eat in restaurants and, when I do part with a few bucks, I'm not rustling up my own grub.)
I swear I try not to be the spelling police or the typo police. Hell, I'm hopelessly in the grips of a comma addiction from which I may never be freed. I even try to convince myself that most mispellings I see here are typos and not just painful reminders that our school systems are letting us down. But some things I read just make me cringe.
If you can't spell a word, you can't use that word. It's not the law, but it should be.
And don't get me started on people advertising things for sale on CraigsList when they've obviously spent hundreds or thousands of dollars on items for which they don't even know the proper name. Recent favorite was someone selling their leather "alderman"... I seriously doubt they've been resting their ignorant feet on a leather "alderman"...If you're going to spend hundreds of dollars on a leather ottoman, learn the name of the item you're buying/selling. It's not too much to ask.
Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:09am.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:01am.
in my defense it's been over 30 years since i've made my bed.
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Well, maybe if you spent less time talking about it...
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I'm verging on a tantrum here.
*bites head off sock puppet, slams door, runs away crying*
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:12am.
I don't make my bed, but I once fucked an ottoman.
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Pics, please!
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I don't make my bed, but I once fucked an ottoman.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 1:01am.
in my defense it's been over 30 years since i've made my bed.
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Well, maybe if you spent less time talking about it...
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Does anybody make their bed? :) I mean, assuming you're not trying to sell your house or something.
all of you just... just... just... fuck off!
:)
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 12/06/2008 - 12:59am.
TITS broke the internets. I'm telling.
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cheezus h kerist i'm embarrassed!
(slinks away)
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
TITS, its like some kind of commenting tourettes without the swearing!
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My pee smells like bananas! -- LOVE CARROTTOP
in my defense it's been over 30 years since i've made my bed.
TITS broke the internets. I'm telling.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
fuck! how many times did this get posted?
sigh
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
refresh hell part 1
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 11:58pm.
@Angel - hell I don't even make my bed!
It's not an obsessive compulsion?
O no! I was hoping if we were very quiet here it might stop! Ack!
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Ok, someone made a nasty comment so I must diffuse with porn. I'm a sweetheart.
Check out this NSFW site. At least the clips are more than 60 secs that you get with other sites.
WARNING: Porno site. NSFW.
http://www.shockingtube.com/
Really living up to my name on here.
It's like, um...the end of a record....? LOL!
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Submitted by Keane on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 6:42pm.
mslewis you are such a twat - can you fuck off back to JJ please and never darken Dlisted's door again sweetie pie? You don't know Angelina, you don't know Jen and you don't have a fucking clue about any thing to do with the media industry. If you think Jen is so ugly let's see what a beauty you are shall we? If I hear the words "fugly Maniston" from another woman one more time I swear I'm going to track them down and kill them. Whether you're the most beautiful woman on the earth or not really isn't worth 2 shits to me or anyone with half a brain. So please fuck off back to where you came from!
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FINALLY! the voice of reason. thank you!!