Kimmy Gibbler Better Be The Star Of This Shit
John Stamos must be hard up for a paycheck, because he's working on a remake of Full House. Candace Cameron Bure, who played DJ Tanner, told OK! Magazine (via SFGate), "John has been working on a semi-remake of Full House. I know it would involve me and Jodie Sweetin. We would revive our characters, but today as young women."
Fuck DJ. Fuck Stephanie. Fuck them all. This must star Kimmy Gibbler! She was the only reason I watched that oatmeal mess of a show. I always wondered whatever happened to Kimmy and her truly hot clothes.
Part of me thinks Kimmy ran off to DC and got a job in the mail room of the White House. After a few months, she unwittingly becomes President of the United States! Hey, it can happen. Then she brings back the whole gang to be her cabinet members. They can call it Full White House!
Or maybe Kimmy ran away to NYC to become a fashion designer. After many failures, she's forced to take a job as a day-shift stripper. That's when she gets addicted to crack. They can call it Full Crack House! The Olsen trolls would fit perfectly into that plot.
P.S. - When I was googling Kimmy Gibbler, I found this on Urban Dictionary:
1.kimmy gibbler: When you refuse to leave after you have a one night stand, even when they ask you nicely.
"Last night I met some whore at the bar....we came back to my place and she gave me the Kimmy Gibbler....she fucked the hell out of me and then refused to go home when I asked her nicely."
HOW RUDE!
Thanks Shanta
Kimmy Gibbler is actually the smart one. She went on earn her college degree before pursuing a (short but successful) career in international education. She's now a full time mom and lives off her royalties from Full House.
he was on Entourage & basically made fun of himself
he hasn't done anything since Full House
Maybe the Duggar's will be on the show and it will be a Full Vagina.
This bitch lives in the north orange county area. Like, Rowland Heights or something. She always ate where I worked.
Total mom haircut, mini backpack.
The Kimmy Gibbler, that's lame. Who came up with that crap slang?
Ms. Barber as the original Carrie, DOOL. Love her. Go Kimmy Gibbler.
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Ms. Barber as the original Carrie, DOOL. Love her. Go Kimmy Gibbler.
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Stamos needs to make it a porno. "Full Cathouse."
Now THAT I would watch. Imagine the possibilities.
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
Kimmie Gibbler-ed isn't in the Urban Dictionary. I totally tried to look it up. You guys should totally make an entry for it.
My BF is Kimmie Gibblering me right now. He won't leave! I finally told him that if he's going to be there, he has to pay half for all the utilities.
Oh. My. God. I just got finished watching the last episode of Full House on ABC Family like 12 minutes ago and I thought to myself, "Why did they cancel this? It was a great show! They should do a remake." Then I click on fucking Dlisted and I see this shit. You got me all tripped out and shit MK. I need to go take a Klonipin.
Please like the olsens will do this. They have better things to do.
I did a Kimmie Gilbert on my late husband.The night I met him I never left, moved right in.Sometimes the Kimmie Gilbert works!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Kimmy Gibbler got married to Dwayne. 4 year later, they develop a crystal meth addiction together. They both run out of money, so Kimmy starts selling her body to her drug dealer so she and Dwayne can score some more junk. Kimmy wants to get clean, but can't get off the shit. She ends up overdosing on heroin on what she promised would be her "last hit". Dwayne watches his wife go into cardiac arrest. "Whatever." That's how I always imagined it would happen.
Yo F Gibler and Full House - when is the remake of Small Wonder coming out starring not Vicki the robot but that evil redheaded shithead neighbor (Harriet???). Thats something Id stand on line for.
I always wondered how those ugly kids got on tv. Kimmy was atrocious and that Jodie Sweetin thing was
ridic. I always thought they must be related to the producers. It's mean but I still think that when I see some hideous looking kid on tv- like that kid Star, Todd Manning and BLAIR's kid on what the hell was the soap name? Lol. I used to watch 'stories' I'll admit it.
"And hee-eee-ere's Daaaave Coooooool-yaaaaay!"
Anyone else ever see that show of Dave Coulier's???? haha, I loved it so much way back when... It was called Out of Control or something like that.
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"You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get the say."
HOLLA BITCHES, I HAVE ARRIVED!!!!
Well pin a rose on your nose!
I hope Kimmy comes out in the reunion. She certainly Kimmy Gibblered the hell out of that closet.
Lmao oh o.k that not bad at all i was imagining some very nasty things!
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Happy Holidays
It means that you get a hot piece for a night and want them to leave but they are pulling a Kimmy Gibbler and wont get the eff out. Maybe you fight them for a while to leave, then you just screw again since they wont leave anyway. Maybe it's good enough that you end up more than just Kimmy Gibbler. Got it? :)
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
I'm gonna Kimmy Gibbler the hell out of someone tonight, just so I can use that phrase. Do you know how many relationships probably began because of someone Kimmy Gibbler-ing?
Omg wth does that mean?
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Happy Holidays
I love Urban Dictionary. Remember that goofy guy "It" on I Love New York? When he thought the house was haunted I'm pretty sure he used the word "Haint" to which my 18-year old son replied, "That's not a real word!" To prove that it was, I did a search online and came up with the following from Urban Dictionary:
Haint
Chiefly Southern U.S. var of haunt, originally, but the meaning has since morephed to mean more than a ghost. It can also mean a scary bitch or mean person, usually a woman.
I tried to kill her with kindness, but that haint is just full up with meanness.
My Current BF of almost 2 years Kimmy Gibblered my ass and i totaly fell in love.
Only we didnt do it on the first date...
we just made out like teenagers ha ha ha!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I'm gonna Kimmy Gibbler the hell out of someone tonight, just so I can use that phrase. Do you know how many relationships probably began because of someone Kimmy Gibbler-ing? Speaking of Stamos, the fat kid from Stand by Me probably pulled a Kimmy Gibbler on his ex. Guarantee Coulier would be all over this remake so he could revive his fucking Rocky and Bullwinkle impression mess.
Let's have an official Kimmy Gibbler day!!!!!There's enough sluts on DListed that we could make this happen if we all did our part.
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When you're driving down the street with your hook hand and its shininess reflects off the sun and temporarily blinds you, causing you to crash into a tree, you'll think of Monifa.
~M.K.
This would only work if Stephanie was the former druggie, DJ was a born again stepford wife, Michelle was a grubby college student and the twins were emo. Uncle Joey was killed by a heckler in 1999.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
This could work with a little tweaking. Have Jennifer Keaton (aka Tina Yothers) as Stephanie's lesbian roommate. DJ is married to Ben Seaver (Jeremy Miller)and has a dozen brats, I mean kids.
There next door neighbors are Cory and Topanga Matthews. Stephanie's obnoxious boss, Brad Taylor, is always hitting on her. And little sister Michelle is never seen on camera because she is always in the basement/Meth lab.
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
evrytime i herd the music to ful house i got so mad i wood move my rv to a new states i never liked the sing with the kids drivin on the brige in san fronsisco
i bet candace agreed to do this gig only if she can work the lord into this crapfest...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I fucking hate Full House with the fury of a thousand burning suns.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I think the episode should be all of them sitting around, smoking a bowl. All of a sudden, Michelle hallucinates that Comet the dog is back and raiding the refrigerator. All hell breaks loose and the house catches on fire. The end.
Rich and famous people suck.
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If they made a show with Stephanie and Kimmy from "Full House" and Blossom and Six from "Blossom" that shit might be the best thing to happen to television since Bob Ross and his happy trees.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:57pm.
Tis the last season of ER. He's gonna need a new gig.
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and I knew that, too...DUH. I lost touch with ER a couple seasons ago, have seen a couple this year...just not the same.
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
I ♥ Kimmy Gibler!!!!!
Update on Kimmy Gibbler:
My friend went to Whittier College down in Orange County and said Kimmy Gibbler from "Full House" worked in the International Studies department as some kind of study abroad counselor. Granted this must have been three or four years ago. But who knows...maybe she's still there...
I'd be all about a Kimmy Gibbler come back.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:53pm.
I thought Stamos had a regular gig on ER?
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Tis the last season of ER. He's gonna need a new gig.
i love that she was on an episode of growing pains titled ben's sure thing lol
So I guess plan "Jennifer Aniston + John Stamos = Stamiston" has not gone well.
Rude How!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Jeffro, ER is in it's final season......but Stamos has so much cash from the Full House syndication, he never needs to work again.
....and I thought he hated being on that show? that it ruined his "cool" rep?
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you should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped, so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps.....
- Amy Winehouse
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:53pm.
wasnt ER cancelled?
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theres a video on youtube..i sent youa n email
its called cheetos pet
watch it!!!
ally
I thought Stamos had a regular gig on ER?
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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"
I'm going to cook you pancakes then Kimmy Gibbler the shit out of you.
you ladys can kimmy gibbler at my trailer any time
P.S. Candace Cameron, another whackjob religious nut. I'm shocked she'd actually do it.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
OH.EM.GEE.
I would watch this piece of shit in a second. Not only imagine backstage catfights between the self-righteous St. Candace and ex-methhead single mommy Jodie, but also for Kimmy Gibbler, who completely made that show. I have never seen her featured on a "Where are they now?" type of program, yet everyone my age who sorta grew up on Full House knows who she is, and many even consider her somewhat of a cultural touchstone. I demand a "Searching for Andrea Barber," in the style of "Searching for Debra Winger," lol.
this is the greatest news ever.
Comet the retriever was the real star of this clusterfuck. Ban all remakes & reunions!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback." -christine the hoff 12/04/2008
she is such a cuttie.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as ___S u g a r b a b y M e e t . c o m___it's the biggest dating site for sugar daddy and sugar baby........
WHAT?!!!!!
in other idiot news, Katy Perry is COMPLAINING that she wasn't nominated for Best New Artist Grammy. STFU you one hit wonder- your song sucks anyway.
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you should have known from the jump, that you'd always get dumped, so dust off your Fuck Me Pumps.....
- Amy Winehouse