Morning Wood

So no one dared click on the Carnie post, right?

About Coldpaly, Wasn't there something on YouTube a while back where some lame emo guy was complaining they stole the same song from him?

I'm not really feeling Lily's new song. She may be a twat but the cool thing about her music was at the time the sound and her voice were fresh (who had ever heard a sng like Alfie before?). There's nothing fresh about her new song and it's slightly hypocritical.

Boy, the chords and melody in the Coldplay and Satriani songs are the same. I award Joe ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Two things.

1) I liked Lily Allen's song and video. She may be a mess, I don't know, but she has a nice voice.

2) I hope Satriani sticks it to Coldplay. Blatant ripoff.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:04pm

So true. I think some of the women who go for cheaters might also just think they aren't worth a real relationship...sometimes they get smart and realize they deserve more. Everyone deserves that.

And I am no fan of satriani at ALL but he certainly has skill. These songs here are the SAME. My god! He will win, he has to. I remember this same song coming up with some young indie band who claimed they saw Chris M at one of their shows and then a short time later he comes out with this song. So... does that mean this indie band also cribbed from Satriani? If so he is only going after Coldplay maybe b/c they are high profile and have the money. I wonder if this will really affect Coldplay though. I think Martin comes across as a sanctimonious ass.

Coldplay are getting sued? GOOD, oh and on behave of the UK - we're so sorry, that they got sso big.

The Bratz dolls are finished - At last!!!

~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~

When I was preggers with my boys, I craved peanut butter and jelly sammies on that really good Hawaiian bread. That with a tall cold glass of milk. I ate sammies for days!!

Put on like 83 lbs with my pregnancy....but i had twins...so there ya go. lol.

Never had the meat aversion....that i noticed anyway. *shrugs*

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

-Ted "Theodore" Logan

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 1:04pm.

I agree I know people that cheat mostly do it for the thrill but why put your spouse through that? Why risk your family for that? It really does boggle my mind of course Ive never been married but there is no way in hell that someone can justify being the other woman (unless they didnt know they were the other woman) Or cheating on a spouse or partner

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Happy Holidays

Jeffro 11 - yes, she did do most the work. LOL

She didn't make you eat your McDonalds outside or in the garage did she?

*evil face*

Submitted by Mrs. Gosling: "...but another thing to go and look for someone to cheat with ...um fucker just get a divorce and find yourself a new girlfriend...."

Yes, Mrs. Gosling. But I think once they're "allowed" to date whomever, it's no fun anymore. And they can't use the wife/husband as an excuse not to commit.

And the same goes for people who deliberately go after married people. They don't want the commitment. And they want the feeling that they are SO SPECIAL that someone would break their vows just to be with them.

Disgusting.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:51pm.
Hoff - isn't it funny how shit like that happens?

When I was pregnant, the hub HATED going out to dinner with me. It would take me like 20 minutes to decided between two things, then once I'd get what I ordered, I wouldn't want it and would switch with him.

LMFAO! God, he hated me.
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My wife was a pain in the ass about food too...and I'm the cook of the house, so it was doubly irritating. Hated the look/smell of meat and pizza. About the only thing she would eat regularly was mashed taters & gravy.

But, she did 99.99999% of the work, so I guess it was a fair trade.

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"Chicks cannot hold de smoke, dat's what it is!"

Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more

services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as ^**^SugarBABYmeeT.co m ^*^*^**^ ..it's the biggest dating site for

sugar daddy and sugar baby........

Hoff - isn't it funny how shit like that happens?

When I was pregnant, the hub HATED going out to dinner with me. It would take me like 20 minutes to decided between two things, then once I'd get what I ordered, I wouldn't want it and would switch with him.

LMFAO! God, he hated me.

M.E.
the smell of meat made me sick, I hear you.
I ate a LOT of salads and sammies.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Hoff - Oh, I totally agree about Carnie and using her pregnancies as excuses to eat like a fucking cow.

I'm not a fast food eater, but during my pregnancies, the smell of fast food made me sick to my stomach.

With the first, I craved steak and potatos (nevermind that entire jar of pickles I ate in one sitting near the end) and with the second, fish and veggies and fruit.

Gained 48lbs with the first (damned potatos) and 35 with the 2nd.

And even gaining as much as I did with the first, I din't look fat, just very pregnant.

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:15pm.

BondageBarbie: I wouldn't say that. Do you remember the link MK posted to Clay's fansite after he came out? The message boards were rife w/ middle-aged women who were devastated that he'd lied & wanted to get rid of all their shit.

Yea but those were just the claymates or claymaniacs,whatever they are called.Anyone with even a little gaydar new he was a queen.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

Cheating bastards piss me off....

One thing is to one day kind of fall for a girl at work or an unexpected romance with someone you met at the coffee shop but another thing to go and look for someone to cheat with ...um fucker just get a divorce and find yourself a new girlfriend....Cheating is wrong anyway that you look at it but when you go on a website to find a mistress...thats is just all kinds of wrong

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Happy Holidays

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:24pm.

that was so touching!
"wipes my tears"

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

If the judge doesn't hand Joe every penny from the sales of that total ripoff from coldplay then he's deaf and needs to be slapped.
It's the SAME FUCKING SONG!!! Holy talentless song-stealing douchebags batman!

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Surfing the apocalypse.

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:24pm.

LCT/CTH,
For you, from me.

Get your motor poohing
Head out on the back deck
Lookin' for toilet paper
In a faux poo daddies way...
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Let's bring back an oldie but a goody:
In your life you have some trouble,
When you eat cheese you make it double
Don't worry, make poopy

What the F? there is a website for people looking to cheat? OH My God..

Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:26pm.
OH! CTH, in the Brit thread, Stocky needs a favor. *wink*wink*

A nice blow job, perhaps?
"brushes off knees."

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:23pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:18pm.

OHHHH baby, you are getting good!

Yup, it's bullshit! you are pregnant, you need lean meat, fruit, vegatables, salads, yogurt.

you know something? breastfeeding is WORSE.
you have to eat like a rabid pig to mantain milk flow. but good food! eggs and toast, milk, soup, sandwiches, you get the drift.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

OH! CTH, in the Brit thread, Stocky needs a favor. *wink*wink*

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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)

share this news with my friends at sugarbabymeet.com then i will get more popular

also- heck yes joe satriani! I dont mind Coldplay so much for a band, but I cant stand Chris Martin!

LCT/CTH,
For you, from me.

Get your motor poohing
Head out on the back deck
Lookin' for toilet paper
In a faux poo daddies way...

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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)

Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:18pm.

MOTORBOAT POO TIMES!
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BRBPRBPRPRBPRPRBPRBPRBPRBPRBPRBPRBRBRP! How was that one? I've been practicing.

Re: Your last post;
Yes, I agree, it's bullshit when women use pregnancy as an excuse to eat like cows. Granted, you have to eat more, but whatever happened to moderation? 10,000 to 15,000 calories a day is NOT moderation.

They will TOTALLY remake Bill and Ted within the next few years. They will star some of the Jonas Brothers and feature a rock show scene in France with Napoleon.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:17pm.
Hooooooooooffalina where the wind comes sweeping through my gonchies!

MOTORBOAT POO TIMES!

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Blanche and I just finished putting up the Christmas Tree, and we agree.....he's a panty creamer all right.......

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

M.E.
she's using the pregnancy as an excuse to live on macdonald's and god knows what else.
when I was preg, I mostly craved salads in pita bread with tuna.
well, and the two weeks I had to have a corn dog every day, but I still managed to only gain forty pounds and my daughter was huge.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Gastric bypass is not a very good solution, IMO. There is no easy answer.

Hooooooooooffalina where the wind comes sweeping through my gonchies!

Love Lily...love the video!

The Bratz dolls always looked so stupid to me....those big ass heads like the old strawberry shortcake dolls. Looks too strange!

Do not love Coldplay...or anything related to Fishsticks Paltrow.

CARNIE????...Just say NO to food!!! What am I saying??...This is what she gets for having a name that is related to food. CARNIE ASADA!!! lmao

I would LOVE to see another Bill and Ted!!!....(see my quote below..lol)

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

-Ted "Theodore" Logan

Submitted by Kp on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:11pm.

Carnie is full of crap in this instance. Yes, she may be expecting but she was on the cover of some magazine looking pretty good when about a month later she ballooned. I dont know if its possible to gain so much weight in ONE month.
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It's amazing, isn't it? You'd have to be eating 10,000 calories a day and not move except to take a dump the entire month.

BondageBarbie: I wouldn't say that. Do you remember the link MK posted to Clay's fansite after he came out? The message boards were rife w/ middle-aged women who were devastated that he'd lied & wanted to get rid of all their shit.

I'm surprised he's acting the way he is toward Kathy Griffin. I've heard him make a tasteless joke or 2.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

Let me clairfy - she gained a lot of weight with her first pregnancy, didn't lose it, went on Celebrity Fit club, lost some, now she's preggers again. Getting fatter by the day.

Food addicts can gain ten pounds a week.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 12:08pm.
Carnie is full of crap in this instance. Yes, she may be expecting but she was on the cover of some magazine looking pretty good when about a month later she ballooned. I dont know if its possible to gain so much weight in ONE month.

http://deceiver.com/2008/12/04/good-god-carnie-wilson/#more-4288

LCT - Carnie gained the weight back during her pregnancy. She never lost the baby weight, and continued to pile it all back on.

Carnie weighs two fifty, it not more.

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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."

Lolo- my boss is gone, and whenever that happens, it's not fun times. The other guy I work with was on the phone for about an hour giving financial advice to his brother AND it was related to his other business. GAH.

Oh and next time you are supposed to say "forget about that hag, he's not good enough for you. There's shirley, someone better for you." And tell him to go back to his desk and day dream about it.

It's got to be humiliating to lose a bunch of weight, get cover stories for it, gloat about how it's changed your life and that you'll never go back, only to gain it all back and then some within a few years.
Sigh.
Power to them for trying, but trying once doesn't cut the mustard.

Carnie has absolutely no self control. After all she put herself through, she's going to hit 300 lbs again.

Hahahaha, prostitot. Nice.
You really blow my mind sometimes MK.

Gayken is an idiot,everyone knew he was gay,he was fooling no one.

Lily Allen looks great in her video,love the wig.

Keanu Reeves has a good idea but what does the other dude look like now?

Amanda Bynes looks like a chipmunk

Coldplay totally rip offed Satriani.I hope he cleans them out.

Bratz dolls are so ugly and look like ho's.My six year old loves them though.

Carnie Wilson is addicted to food and needs therapy not surgery.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

http://www.myspace.com/384080529

Why don't we like Coldplay again?

I'm so glad those god forsaken Bratz dolls got discontinued. Now if they can just discontinue real-life Disney sluts, we'd be way better off. Why don't parents buy their kids books and puzzles instead of mini-whores? When I was young, my parents never bought me trashy toys. They only bought me books, puzzles, and tea sets. Look how well I tur- hmmmm, on second thought, keep buying them the skank dolls.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

Am I a bad person because I find that Lily Allen single and video really catchy and cute?

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Halloween Jack is a real cool cat.

Hekki: I agree. Cheating (especially while married) is disrespectful to everyone involved -- the one being cheated upon, the union, & the 3rd wheel (I mean, do you have that little respect for yourself that you're happy to remain a secret? When you're in a relationship, you want to show off the other person, not hide them away.)

I detest Carnie Wilson.

Ever since I saw James Franco w/ Sienna Miller, he is dead to me.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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