Thursday, December 4th 2008

Dita 3.0

Before Marilyn Manson met his new piece, she was probably a sunny blonde who worked at Hot Dog on a Stick and shopped at Wet Seal. Then Marilyn got his pasty hands on her, took her down to his dungeon and transformed her into the next Dita Von Teese. He's a regular fucking Dr. Frankenstein. Dr. Fugenstein is more like it.

At least Marilyn will save money at the cosmetics counter, because they obviously share the same lipstick. And I really don't want to know how his got smeared.

Here's Marilyn and his newest creation in Miami last night.

Posted by: Michael K


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And another thing.. Manson isn't just finding Dita Lookalikes, this is what he's always dated since becoming Manson.. anyone remember Rose McGowen?

I also remember Courtney love saying, while on tour with this twit in '99, that backstage he had a little army of Black haired, pale skinned, big tittied groupies..

He's beyond pathetic.

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Submitted by Courtney Love on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 8:59pm.

He's not supposed to be hung, and he isn't, I saw "little manson" fall out of his thong while in the pit of a show.. Seriously.. LITTLE.

He's just supposed to be VERY good in bed... he's a capricorn.. I believe it.
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They say the same thing about Leo's, I'm dying to know if its true. Its a fire sign.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:04pm.
I made the mistake of googling:

marilyn manson no makeup

MY EYES! No wonder he puts on the shit.

Ewwww
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Okay, now curiosity is getting the better of me, I have to see that shit.
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EvilShoe's picture

I made the mistake of googling:

marilyn manson no makeup

MY EYES! No wonder he puts on the shit.

Ewwww

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:43pm.
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This whore is good. Sorry it took so long to post, I was off doing whore things.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

crazyinjapan's picture

Marilyn Manson has a WEE-nis.

I'll have a Bluuuuuuue
Valium
without you...

Fucking_Classy's picture

You know, I'm thinking this bitch is probably some random call-girl that Manson dolled up to be photographed with him.

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Courtney Love's picture

He's not supposed to be hung, and he isn't, I saw "little manson" fall out of his thong while in the pit of a show.. Seriously.. LITTLE.

He's just supposed to be VERY good in bed... he's a capricorn.. I believe it.

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Submitted by Kelly Ann on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 8:53pm.

Well, reading all these comments about Manson having a huge package, I had to say something.

I worked for a special effects guru a few months ago and he made the fake boobs and prosthetic vag for MM, and he said "Marilyn Manson? That guy has next to nothing in his pants."
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I'm fucking telling you! No bitch fucks someone like that for the size of their junk. They do it for the CASH, dammit!

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 -

Yeah, the French have a term for it, I think it's 'jolie-laide', basically meaning pretty and ugly at the same time, but sexy-ugly is a better term, cuz they's just some ugly ass ho's that sexy as hell..MM ain't one of them, but hey, let's not judge anyone's ugly crush, cuz don't kid yourself you might just BE someone's ugly crush...Just sayin'...atleast your gettin' laid....:-:-P
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Actually, I think jolie-laide refers to someone unconventionally beautiful. Not exactly some ugly fuck who happens to make you cream your panties, y'know?

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Kelly Ann's picture

Well, reading all these comments about Manson having a huge package, I had to say something.

I worked for a special effects guru a few months ago and he made the fake boobs and prosthetic vag for MM, and he said "Marilyn Manson? That guy has next to nothing in his pants."

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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:24pm.

Fleeting fame and a free ride while it lasts.

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Ok, M.E. mine is Pepaw Jagger...I know, I know...shut up. You whores have worse, I just feel it...

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Jagger wasn't that ugly when he was young.
http://www.last.fm/music/David+Bowie/+images/13385109

I mean, David Bowie is sitting on his lap.

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@angel,

I knooow, but I can't decide which pic I like the most. :0(

~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~

MARILYN MANSON IS A GODDAMN FUCKING PANSY WANNABE AND I WILL TEAR HIM A FUCKING BRAND NEW FUCKING ASSHOLE FROM HIS SPINCTOR THROUGH HIS LARGE AND SMALL INTESTINES ALL THE WAY TO HIS STOMACH. AND HE WILL BE GODDAMN FUCKING ABLE TO EAT OUT OF FUCKING IT. FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING BASTARD. I AM THE REAL MCCOY. LEAVE THOSE GIRLS ALONE YOU FUCKING DIRTY ASS FUCKING OLD MAN.

zinnia's picture

What is she? The new Katie Holmes?

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Submitted by putas
BLACK CHRISTMAS RULED!!! Olivia Hussey was so pretty. STILL is. No freak ass surgery either.

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TOTALLY agree with you on both issues, beauty and excellent movie. The new version sucked ass. Somethings they just need to leave the fuck alone, you dont remake certain movies.

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Submitted by starsign

Oh and I did read somewhere (yonks ago) that he hs a big schlong. Maybe Jenna Jameson said it, I'm not completely sure, so don't quote me on it lol. Apparently Mr Marilyn was one of ONLY three men who put is long schlong into Ms Jameson's poop-shute. Oh what a lovely image that is...PUKE!
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@STARSIGN, do you actually believe that only 3 schlongs have searched her anal cavity/rectum area??

haris pilton's picture

"Submitted by mike on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 8:15pm.

3.0 looks to be a retread."

The Irony.

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Submitted by KelleyB. on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:58pm.

I guess...
It's just that, ewwwww....
But another explanation is the "ugly crush"...You know, a chick or dude, you'd fuck in a New York minute even though they fug cuz you're inexplicably attracted to them even though yu know they fug? Most people have at least one....
Ok, M.E. mine is Pepaw Jagger...I know, I know...shut up. You whores have worse, I just feel it...
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Isn't that known as "sexy ugly". Thankfully I don't feel that way about MM
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Yeah, the French have a term for it, I think it's 'jolie-laide', basically meaning pretty and ugly at the same time, but sexy-ugly is a better term, cuz they's just some ugly ass ho's that sexy as hell..MM ain't one of them, but hey, let's not judge anyone's ugly crush, cuz don't kid yourself you might just BE someone's ugly crush...Just sayin'...atleast your gettin' laid....:-:-P

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

angel_i's picture

@DAE:

I'm shocked you're not carrying one of those very nice Grammy pics in your avvie!

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starsign's picture

Oh and I did read somewhere (yonks ago) that he hs a big schlong. Maybe Jenna Jameson said it, I'm not completely sure, so don't quote me on it lol. Apparently Mr Marilyn was one of ONLY three men who put is long schlong into Ms Jameson's poop-shute. Oh what a lovely image that is...PUKE!

Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

@Nova,

lmao, would it help if I said I was looking Christina bikini pics? *re adjusts halo* ;0)

~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:58pm.

I guess...
It's just that, ewwwww....
But another explanation is the "ugly crush"...You know, a chick or dude, you'd fuck in a New York minute even though they fug cuz you're inexplicably attracted to them even though yu know they fug? Most people have at least one....
Ok, M.E. mine is Pepaw Jagger...I know, I know...shut up. You whores have worse, I just feel it...
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Isn't that known as "sexy ugly". Thankfully I don't feel that way about MM

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:58pm.

haha tigerlilly, funny... I've thought about that before. My ugly crush is Jim Gandolfini. YUM!
lol
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Mr. Mercury's picture

Missy Manson ceased to be relevant about the time he released "Mechanical Animals". He probably has an uncut three inch peen that doesn't function properly and he lies on the bed with Dita lookalike # 354 and discusses art and china patterns. Hasn't he gotten pinkeye yet from those stupid 90s special effect contacts? He's a mess.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 8:21pm.

@Nova,

Lol, makes a change from naked fat women, yes? :0)

I was looking (innocently!) for a bikini pic when I found that.
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Well, thats true and all...but I question you INNOCENTLY searching for bikini pics in the WINTER!!!! dun dun DUNNNNNN!!! lmao

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

-Ted "Theodore" Logan

She looks cute....Someone saw her personal space with hot & sexy photos on !!!.sugar baby myinterracialmatch.com, a dating site for sucessful men and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!

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@angel,

thanks, always thanks! lol

~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

@Nova,

Lol, makes a change from naked fat women, yes? :0)

I was looking (innocently!) for a bikini pic when I found that.

~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~

angel_i's picture

Ugh, DAE.

Or thanks. I'm not sure which.

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SICKITTEN's picture

At least this girl is prettier than Evan and so much prettier than Dita. He's moving up in the world. I'm sorry, but Dita is just not pretty. She's okay but not a beauty.

starsign's picture

Another middle-aged douche bag who needs to have his ego inflated by dating prepubescent girls. He really is a creepy, old hasbeen.

He is ugly as sin without that makeup on. I shudder to think of those poor young girls waking up beside him in the early morning light...yikes!

Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.

putas's picture

BLACK CHRISTMAS RULED!!! Olivia Hussey was so pretty. STILL is. No freak ass surgery either.

God Margo played the drunk so well. Sad maybe that was at the beginning of her decline.

I suggest you hot bitches netflix that. It is truly worth it.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 8:12pm.
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When I was a teenager ('80's ish), I had a crush on Bill Murray....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

mike's picture

3.0 looks to be a retread.

Fucking_Classy's picture

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:58pm.

I guess...
It's just that, ewwwww....
But another explanation is the "ugly crush"...You know, a chick or dude, you'd fuck in a New York minute even though they fug cuz you're inexplicably attracted to them even though yu know they fug? Most people have at least one....
Ok, M.E. mine is Pepaw Jagger...I know, I know...shut up. You whores have worse, I just feel it...
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Yeah, I hear ya. Mine is Courtney Love, even with all the plastic surgery. Don't judge, people!

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Pudge hates it when his lipstick gets smeared.

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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.

Marilyn Manson scares the shit out of me. Maybe these girls think he'll at them if they don't comply.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

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DAE that was VERY naughty of you!!!

lmao. Cant imagine how you came across that gem!

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

-Ted "Theodore" Logan

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Why does he always want to girlfirends to look the fucking same?

Looking at his gross face remimded me that I wanted to share this with you guys

(NSFW)

http://images.heaven666.org/images/nasty-cameltoe-bikini.jpg

*goes back to writing essay*

~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~

joe shmoe's picture

How weird to kiss a guy and get *his* lipstick all over your face.

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luckycharms's picture

He must be majic in bed. How else is he getting all these young, hot chicks. How the hell did Dita hook up with him. But she is a freak herself, so that may explain it.

I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin

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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:24pm.

Fleeting fame and a free ride while it lasts.

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I guess...
It's just that, ewwwww....
But another explanation is the "ugly crush"...You know, a chick or dude, you'd fuck in a New York minute even though they fug cuz you're inexplicably attracted to them even though yu know they fug? Most people have at least one....
Ok, M.E. mine is Pepaw Jagger...I know, I know...shut up. You whores have worse, I just feel it...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Mrs. F.'s picture

I always think of that Onion headline: "Marilyn Manson going door to door to shock people."
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28771

NovaNightly's picture

This one looks pretty damn young. FUCK! Marilyn is in his FORTIES and he is pulling these little young chicks?!? Makes you wonder where he goes to meet women....or do they just show up at his door dressed like Dita??

I have black/red hair and pale skin myself....and I even have a penchant for wearing red lipstick...on a very rare occasion. Maybe I should find out where he lives and see if he'll date me?? Then I'll find out if his dick is big....dump him...and come back to DListed to tell everyone about it. lol.

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

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Zappy's picture

@Triscuit..I guess it's just wanting to identify with someone so desperately.

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Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:41pm.

Why do women(girls is a better word)change their
looks/style for a dumb ass dude?
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CA$H.

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Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:36pm.
Doesn't Marilyn Manson have tits or did I imagine that? I did hear about how he had a couple of his ribs taken out so he could suck his own dick.
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FRITO IN DA HOUSE! What up, whore? Long time no see...
Yeah, I'm totally confused about his boobs. Does he have fake girly tits or not? And if yes, then why? I don't get it. Who or what is that supposed to attract?
I mean, I like dick, but I don't like it enough to surgically attach one to my body...wait, could it be inverted in my coochie and in thrusting mode? No? Pssht...then what's the point?

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Triscuit's picture

Why do women(girls is a better word)change their
looks/style for a dumb ass dude?

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:21pm

That's right!..I always get the name of that movie confused with 'Stranger in the House' with Olivia Hussey. The name of that movie was changed to Black Christmas and also costarred the ever so effervescent nutjob, Margot Kidder. Very scary movie..

Agnes! Agnes?...it's me..Billy