Wonky Wants To Play Tinkerbell
Disney is known for producing whores, but maybe that's become too much work for them, so they've decided to hire already established whores instead. Page Six says that Wonky McValtrex is lobbying to play the title role in the live-action version of Tinkerbell. And by "lobbying" I mean sucking as many dicks as possible to get the role. Even the night janitors at Disneyland!
Some source said that Disney is actually considering it. "Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president. Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential."
If they want Walt Disney to rise from the dead to shut down the company for eternity, then they should cast Wonky. Although, I think it's more appropriate if they cast this skank in the pee pee porn version called TINKLEbell.
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CankerBelle...the fucking whore. Walt Disney is rolling over in his grave for crimmus sakes. Her potentional in the YouTube thingie? WTF..any dumb whore can do that shit. She has quite a potentional..yeah,for vacuuming up dick..with her mouth and sleezy greezy ass. Lobbying? Is that what they call it now? The bitch is bobbing for dick..
Worked on her acting chops lately, eh ..wtf..that means pulling her labia lips over a tree stump and calling it a tablecloth..the dumb bitch is a whore..and her mother is proud..
This is a great country and I am proud to be an American
Why can't a highly trained sniper do the right thing and take this skeezin' skank out? Are there no snipers with a conscience left in the world?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"Acting. Chops." ?? hehe
"Tinklebell". ?? snicker
Someone wake up the old fart in the corner office at Disney and tell him/her *(a) Penis is pushing 30 and way the fuck too old to play cute, and (b) Disney rearranged is Snidey or Sidney or Yinsed and Walt has washed his hands of the whole whorey mess and wants his name back.
Now imagine that creature with the leering plastic face, enormous cloppers, perpetually wonky eyes and old-lady hands flittering around in a miniskirt. Frightening, ain't it?
Seriously, I doubt those little wings could lift her giant feet off the ground, never mind her ego.
I betcha Disney and/or Paris is just putting this out for publicity. Then again, they do love their skanks -- the only decent actor/singer to come out of the whole mess in the last umpteen years is Ryan Gosling.
"Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential"
no.. whats she's developing is a case of herpes.
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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:39pm.
I hope he is reading this right now.
If I win, I'll take you and Latke Lady with me, 'K?
You win, you do the same.
*pinky swears*
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Right Leona and Mrs. K? I'd seriously die if he ever decided to do it!
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Dirty Harry
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:36pm.
Oh god...It's the beginning of the end.
I was starting to think this twat, Shitney, Chestica, Hohan, and all the other skank hobags were finally going to disappear. Now, Shitney is back with a vengeance, this ho wants to fuck up a perfectly cute character, and the other sluts don't seem to want to go the fuck away. AGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
It's one of the signs from the book of Revelations
"The unleashing of the whore"
" And they shall rise up in arms and pepper the lands with sugar booger residue and panty crust."
Oh god...It's the beginning of the end.
I was starting to think this twat, Shitney, Chestica, Hohan, and all the other skank hobags were finally going to disappear. Now, Shitney is back with a vengeance, this ho wants to fuck up a perfectly cute character, and the other sluts don't seem to want to go the fuck away. AGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
TinkerBELCH.
TinkerHELL.
Twinkerbell.
Take yer pick. She's just gross. If she can get an acting job, then so can the booger I just wiped on my pants.
I'll go get some mucus headshots & send them in.
Hmph.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Tickle my bell!? Is that what these kids are calling it nowadays?
Off with her head!
Mrs. K and DeeDee--I am willing to sign a petition to that effect.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:26pm.
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:21pm.
BUT, I would love if MK sponsered a super cool ultimate winner prize and one of us lucky bitches gets to meet MK!
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Her?
She made porn boring, fer f*cks sakes.
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Sweetas! ♥ I miss you too! Your job in interfering with your Dlisting. Quit immediately and I'll support you. You like to eat Ramen and Mother's Animal cookies right?
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Dirty Harry
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:21pm.
BUT, I would love if MK sponsered a super cool ultimate winner prize and one of us lucky bitches gets to meet MK! That would be the awesomest!
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I'd wet myself
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Nice bulimia scars up on the knuckles there...looks real good...
Submitted by Vanz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:19pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Vanz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:12pm.
Tell me this is a joke?! I'm black and I would make a more suitable Tinkerbell than this walking infestation of roaches, crabs and all things STANK!!
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Well said. I like you.
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Awesome! I'm actually quite smitten with this place.... I think I'll fit in just swell. :)
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Bwahahaha. We love snarky people.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
The wicked old crone from Snow White would be better role.
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:19pm.
MANHANDS MANHANDS MANHANDS!!!!
(I am too distracted by the hands to contribute anything meaningful here)
I believe the proper term is "COKEHANDS COKEHANDS"
Damn, that's a huge bitch!
DeeDee♥♥!! How are ya gf? :) Miss you guys so much!
I think The Claw would have been a better choice.
Dlisters XOXOXOXO
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:14pm.
MK use to offer prizes for the weiners. But I imagine it gets expensive and I don't see MK whoring himself out just so a Dlister can have a prize. BUT, I would love if MK sponsered a super cool ultimate winner prize and one of us lucky bitches gets to meet MK! That would be the awesomest!
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Dirty Harry
MANHANDS MANHANDS MANHANDS!!!!
(I am too distracted by the hand to contribute anything meaningful here)
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:14pm.
Submitted by Vanz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:12pm.
Tell me this is a joke?! I'm black and I would make a more suitable Tinkerbell than this walking infestation of roaches, crabs and all things STANK!!
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Well said. I like you.
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Awesome! I'm actually quite smitten with this place.... I think I'll fit in just swell. :)
Isn't Wonky the opposite of what Disney symbolizes?
Oh wait, they got Miley Cyrus...nevermind...it's a match made in Disney Heaven!
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At nearly thirty she is way to old for that role! Yikes!
Well, if some dumbass casts Paris as Tinkerbell they're gonna have a hell of a lot of work to do post-production. No wants to see a oversized, praying mantis with size 12 skis and the herp flailing around forever tarnishing the image Tinkerbell.
What version of Peter Pan is Tinkerbell a big-footed hook-nosed aging gutter snipe with no excuse to live?
Slightly off topic, but what the FUCK is up with these ubiquitous, stupid headbands?!
You mean to tell me that Chicken Cutlets started a legitimate trend?
I agree==her bigass feet would look even stupider in a Tinkerbell outfit. She already looks like a tranny clown.
Not to take any traffic away from Michael, but The Superficial has his own imitative "caption this" contest (with a real prize, dammit!), using another pic from this series with Ms. Hilton. The winning caption was damn good, but you have to see the other pic for it to mean anything.
Disney can go to hell! Ugh, and I'm gonna have nightmares about those 80 year old dying man hands. Like I'm not terrorized enough by the rest of that skank's putrid self.
Submitted by Vanz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:12pm.
Tell me this is a joke?! I'm black and I would make a more suitable Tinkerbell than this walking infestation of roaches, crabs and all things STANK!!
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Well said. I like you.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Her hands look busted! They are pretty worn looking considering she is only 27.
Tell me this is a joke?! I'm black and I would make a more suitable Tinkerbell than this walking infestation of roaches, crabs and all things STANK!!
Sick of the headband look. It worked in the 70s and 80s. leave it there. Wonky is such fiercely no talent, attention whore.
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Her dog is making a biopic? Tinkerbell should be honored that Mommy wants that role!
I can imagine the director yelling on the first day of filming: "No Paris! Not *that* kind of wand!"
Tinkerbell???? firstly she is too damn old for the part and if she does get it it is because she delivers a mean blow job....eeeewwwww the people she blows will all have the herp that that children will need HAZMAT suits to go to DisneyLand/World.....that is so gross.....I need to leave now!!!
SOMEBODY STOP THE FUCKERY!!!!
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Why be difficult when my S.A.T.'s said I'm impossible!
All the acting "potential" in the world doesn't change the fact that America finds her loathsome. Tinkerbell is not a villainess for fuck's sake!!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
CankerBelle...the fucking whore. Walt Disney is rolling over in his grave for crimmus sakes. Her potentional in the YouTube thingie? WTF..any dumb whore can do that shit. She has quite a potentional..yeah,for vacuuming up dick..with her mouth and sleezy greezy ass. Lobbying? Is that what they call it? The bitch is bobbing for dick..
Worked on her acting chops lately? ..wtf..that means pulling her labia lips over a tree stump and calling it a tablecloth..the dumb bitch is a whore..and her mother is proud..
This is a great country and I am proud to be an American!
Aside from the obvious ugliness that she is, why would she draw attention to her hideous hands by wearing glitter nail polish? oopsie, I forgot, she's an attention whore and any attention she gets she loves.
skank.
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I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Wait, that headband....this pictures is looking awfully familiar.....oh yeah, the Caption This photo.
I always had a feeling that Walt Disney was the Anti-Christ. And now, case closed.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Paris, your hands are a THOUSAND years old. It's really time to stop drawing attention to them.
PS. how does a pampered bitch have hands that look like that. I wash dishes BY HAND every day and my hands don't look that busted! (They have their days, mind you, but generally...)
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*pulls headbead down around neck*
*puts stick in back*
*twists and twists*
POP!!
Ah, that's better.
IM sure this is all a lie it wouldnt even make sense to cast her as tinkerbell with her size 11 feet she looks like a tranny..Tinkerbell is tiny and cute
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i hav a hed band just like hers but i put my hedbands around my balls
They are all whore worshipers over there at Disney
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
The fact that they are even considering her for this leads me to believe that Disney is totally in the SHITTER!!! Miley Cyrus???? Shitney?? All the damn little pop-twats that came out of the Mouseketeers?? WTF has happened to Disney???
*crosses arms and stomps foot in outrage*
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