God Is Going To Be A Pepaw Again
The daughter of God and half-sister of Jesus, Celestia (aka Anne Heche), is knocked up with James Tupper's baby. It's their first child together. The crazy fauxmosexual already has a 6-year-old son named Homer with her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon.
Anne and James met on the set of Men in Trees when they were both still married. Sluts! Their spokesbitch issued this extremely wordy statement to People: "They are really thrilled."
Anne better name her kid God Jr. or Lil' Celestia. She won't, though. Since the kid will be Homer's sibling, she'll probably name it something predictable like Marge or Illiad.
P.S. - Anne got that dress at the Flavor of Love stoop sale. She forgot to read the label that clearly states the dress should only be worn by bitch's with plastic titty sacks.
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I can see how someone would be attracted to her in the beginning. She probably throws off all this energy that at first seems exciting & thrilling but then doesn't it sink in that really it's crazy energy & you better stay far away? Having a kid with her seems really stupid.
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Damn, he's hot.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 7:21am.
Morning Sluts!
Smart Move, Celestina, or whatever. You lose custody of one kid, so have another kid to replace the one a Family Court Judge decided you were too goddamn crazy to care for.
I know. You'd think she would have wised up and adopted overseas wouldn't you? It had better be twins or she won't be able to hold her head up in Hollywood.
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Smart Move, Celestina, or whatever. You lose custody of one kid, so have another kid to replace the one a Family Court Judge decided you were too goddamn crazy to care for.
celestia's new manwhore is sort of hot
How is this crazy trick baggin' hot sluts?!
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...that or Zeus, Cleopatra, Athena, Aris..anything from Greek mythology.
Wasn't she having trouble coming up with the child support for the kid she already has?
Don't care for this woman,she seems so fake and just uses whoever can benefit her at the moment or help her sagging career.I also think she has the dress on backwards,what an idiot.
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I bet she's wearing that dress backwards.
This is one crazy bitch, and this dude gets everything he deserves from her cuz he had to know this ho is a crazy bitch. I just feel bad for the kids...
Anywho, this bitch was AWESOME in this movie with Eric Roberts (who unlike his sister can actually act) as a conniving WHORE...yeah, it was kinda like Angelina Jolie playing a narcissistic bisexual junkie in 'Gia' (what a stretch), BUT, it was entertaining as hell to watch...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
James Tupper has to regret shacking up with this crazy ho about now. Bitch has more issues than National Geographic.
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I wish I could be happy for this nutjob having a baby but I am not. She has issues and does not even have custody of her first child. We need mentally unstable people having kids like we need a hole in the head.
Who are these people?
Oh, nm.... Wikipedia taught me this crazy ho was an Ellen's fling once?
Gotta stay in the headlines and a pregnancy always gets people to talk about, right?
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Isn't she another bi-polar scientologist?
If I wasn't allowed to have custody of the kid i already had I would go out of my mind trying to do whatever I could to change that. I couldn't live with a part time arrangement (I'm extremely attached to my lil' one) so... yeahhhh. Poor Homer will probably feel replaced now.
I don't like her she has a smarmy smugness that seeps into every character she has played. She WAS good on Another WOrld (Angel i I thought I was the only one who remembered her on there:) but after this Celestia delusional breakdown she freaks me out. I need to read that book to get the full effect. Anyone read it?
And @ Sheeps- re: announcing the pregnancy- I know announced mine to all of my friends, family and coworkers the day I found out myself b/c I was so excited (ha) but maybe they make the announcements to get it over with and avoid the annoying endless speculation. Kind of stealing the tabloids thunder maybe. It's weird but for some reason the last few years it seems every celebrity is pregnant now.
So I guess twats really doesn't do it for her anymore. She's all about the peen now...
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for a boy BART
for a girl SAPPHO (trust this; it's Anne Heche)
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Submitted by Sheeps: "Why does everyone have to announce they're pregnant? What's wrong with just being pregnant, then confirming it if anyone else asks?"
Well, I see what you're saying, but I like to announce when I'm showing. Otherwise people think I'm getting fat and I hate that. Or you have to blurt it out when they ask to you get on a stepladder or move a box of paper at work.
No more GODDAMNED BABIES, please. Can't we just hold off for a generation or so? I'm pretty sure the human race is assured to continue at this point. Ok, it's not the babies I have a problem with, per se, it's just the disgusting selfish quantities of them that drives me nuts.
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WIth a name like LAFFOON I would have never even gone out with that other guy in the first place,
but perhaps maybe all that time with Ellen must have tightened up her V hole and now she has some kind of power vortex puss going on.
It seems guys can't resist the pull from that one and are always getting her impregnated.
Otherwise, I don't get it...
Does anyone else like the word Pepaw???
I giggle like I know a hillbilly secret every time I see it!
James, you've earned whatever you've got coming, dude. Unfortunately, it ain't gonna be good. Who knowingly hooks up with a crazy, tri-sexual who lost custody of her kid??? Let's work on those decision making skills, James.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
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Men in Trees was a well written show. Oh Anne, sigh, heavy sign.
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Submitted by SICKITTEN on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:58pm.
Her being in 'the business' means that anyone could. I never understood how she got hired by anyone.
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She was on my soap (Another World) ages and ages ago. Without her, those twins would have been all good girl Marlee but she came along and put the vixen in Victoria and made them worth watching. I don't think I've seen anything she's done since then. Outside of the Ellen fiasco I still love her;p
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:44pm.
LOL! This screwball can't dress herself! I wonder if she put poor little Homer's clothes on backwards.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Anne better name her kid God Jr. or Lil' Celestia. She won't, though. Since the kid will be Homer's sibling, she'll probably name it something predictable like Marge or Illiad.
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Well, at least that would clear some shit up because I'm curious!
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Her being in 'the business' means that anyone could. I never understood how she got hired by anyone. She's that non-attractive girlfriend you always worry about.
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i know she is an opportunistic kooky bitch & i dont like her at all, but i cant help but find her really pretty most of the time...there is just something about the way she looks that i really find attractive...
Im confused I dont know who she is! How do you sluts no so much about so many people...I cant keep up it makes my head hurt...wait she has herpes?
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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:41pm.
That dress is on backwards.
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HAHAHAHAHA I think you're right!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:36pm.
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:19pm.
That dress is fucking horrendous
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that dress is from hunger
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That dress is on backwards.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
How in the hell does this woman maintain gainful employment? Why in the hell aren't weirdo fucks like her subject to mandatory sterilization? Gah, poor Homer.
Submitted by madam ex on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:19pm.
That dress is fucking horrendous
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that dress is from hunger
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Anne Heche is a crazy bitch but you can't deny that she lives large and in this day and age I respect the honesty/motivated combo, LMAO!! Wasn't she with main media lesbo Ellen for awhile? Bitch gets around!! Didn't she also write a book with more nutty shit?? Her current dude is kinda hot. I mean compared to Ellen... I can't remember the Laffoon dude!
Naming your kids Marge and Homer would be funny as fuck, and so very very mean.
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Keerist on a krutch...somebody put a dry cleaner bag over this bitch's head and keep her from polluting the gene pool any further. I don't know her, but I hate her from afar.
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That dress is fucking horrendous. She's a mess.
She's an alien.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:45pm.
Why does everyone have to announce they're pregnant? What's wrong with just being pregnant, then confirming it if anyone else asks?
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Mmmmm, let's see. Anne Heche is an attention whore, so you do the math.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:45pm.
Bacause its a "joyous" event and every little detail should be shared with the world. Stop being racist towards babies/mothers.
O/T: who cares?
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You know...I don't care if these miscreants in Hollywood sit in a giant circle-jerk then switch partners, but quit fucking breeding!
There is going to be a generation of actor-spawn out there that will rival the neanderthals!
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:55pm.
Well, I for one, don't like asking women if they are pregnant.
Yes, agreed, though the rules for slebs are different. I'd say don't ask and don't tell.
1. What the fuck kind of name is Coley Lafoon?
2. God, Jr.? Hahaha
3. "Men in Trees" sounds like a get high movie.
I'm still pissed they took Men in Trees off the air. I thought it was a decent show, so few of them out there. I don't think they give audiances enough time to get into programs before they yank them these days.
A few of us girls would actually get together on Friday nights to watch this.
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Any woman who marries a guy named Coley Lafoon has got to be batshit crazy.
How unfortunate that her unstable ass is reproducing again.
Edit. I just think of of Coolie or coulito or as my nana said "gooly". And it's so fitting. The guy has a supreme case of the "icks".
He gives me the creepies, but so does Anne.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:45pm.
Why does everyone have to announce they're pregnant? What's wrong with just being pregnant, then confirming it if anyone else asks?
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Well, I for one, don't like asking women if they are pregnant. But I guess if they aren't, I can be pretty confident that I can run faster than their fat ass can.