What Vogue Did To Jennifer Aniston Was Really Uncool
Jennifer Aniston might as well tattoo the word "uncool" on her ass because it's going to follow her wherever she goes for the rest of her life. Every reporter will ask her about that whole "uncool" thing she said. Entertainment Weekly did and Jenny answered it by basically saying it was very uncool of Vogue to focus on that comment, "I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next." Anna Wintour is so the new Bonnie Fuller.
Jenny also addresses those rumors that she has two fetuses living in her womb. "Oh my God, it's hysterical. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!"
Jenny finds it so hysterical that she laughs until she realizes that the rumors aren't true and then she cries so hard that she has to laugh again to keep from crying. It's a vicious cycle.
I'll admit that reading Jen say the word "motherfuckers," made me like for two quick seconds. Cursing is the way to my heart. Yup, it's that easy. Say the word "motherfucker" or "cunt" around me and I'll be yours forever.
And since there's a puppy in these pictures, you must click here! Your screen is looking a little dirty.
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you never answered my marriage proposal.
she looks good! way better than angie lately.
angie's got the drug look on her boot moves.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:01pm.
I'm just kind of upset that Owen Wilson is going to be in the movie. I can deal with JA, but it's really hard to put up with that retard for a whole hour and a half. I'll have to watch it anyway, though, because I love dogggies.
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hahaha. Penis nose! God he made Wedding Crashers so GD unbearable for me. Actually, I didn't really like WC to be honest.
I like his brother LUKE tho =)
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Submitted by peaches on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:02pm.
She really looks good these days! She's become prettier than Angelina!! Anyone else find it funny how Brad is in a movie playing someone who ages backwards, and in reality, Jen seems like she's aging backwards? Love the puppy in these pics!
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I have to agree, I thinks she is looking better now that ever before. She seems to really be taking care of herself and enjoying life...it shows.
I want that doggie!
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i will drive on down to the sinaplex and see this picture show she looks preety now that the pitt guy shacked up with the misses smith lady he made a mistake cause this lady is helthy sexy the othur lady is not so helthy sexy i like this lady she reel preety nippels
I like Jenny too. "Friends w/ money".
I wanna see "he's not that into you" or whatever too
Marley and Me seems funny
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:00pm.
At least Jen seems less fame-whory and holier than thou than that man-stealing, heroin using, skeletal, adoptaholic.
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HAHAHA, love it, adoptaholic!
She really looks good these days! She's become prettier than Angelina!! Anyone else find it funny how Brad is in a movie playing someone who ages backwards, and in reality, Jen seems like she's aging backwards? Love the puppy in these pics!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Well, I like me some JA. She is cute, great body and seems pretty down to earth. I'm not sure what's not to like.
I will be seeing this movie, possibly even on Christmas Day we'll take the kidos.
I'm just kind of upset that Owen Wilson is going to be in the movie. I can deal with JA, but it's really hard to put up with that retard for a whole hour and a half. I'll have to watch it anyway, though, because I love dogggies.
Hey MK...Angelina is a motherfucking cunt! Did that do it for you? :)
At least Jen seems less fame-whory and holier than thou than that man-stealing, heroin using, skeletal, adoptaholic.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
i keep seeing things about her new movie--i heard its about a dog--is that the plot or what? i'm undecided about owen wilson, i like luke wilson but he needs better movies! the loons might be too busy on the jj board--he has the same pictures.
Awww it's a puggie!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
I truly dislike that word 'uncool' its so fucking polite. I am polite until someone fucks with me then I go apeshit. If I were Jen Jen..I would have ripped Angelina Fuckerella a new ass and called her a cunt. Oh my! I think I have exceeded my limit on caffinated beverages for the day.
And that is the word.
Still think she's a classy woman who has walked away from this whole debacle with any modicum of character.
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"Things are fucked up at the North Pole. Mrs. Claus caught me fucking her sister, now I'm out on my ass."
Aw shit, here come the Saint Angie congregation. Thanks a fuckin lot MK!!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
God I really hope her movie does well and makes a shit ton of money, maybe this will shut eveybody up. I liked her Vogue pictures I thought she looked really pretty.
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I say this everytime theres a jen/Brangelina post but i love me some Jen Aniston....Everytime i see the commercial for St. Judes cancer research...I love her a little more..And i am definatly seeing Marley and Me!
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Oh god no...this will bring the loonies from JJ. I really don't have feelings of like or dislike for Jen, but it is amusing the loonies call angelina haters 'jenhens'. The loonies are now posting threats of legal action against angie haters.
Nothing wrong with the Aniston. Great body. Decent movies. The new one looks pretty funny.
What's wrong little jimmy? Got some mommy issues.
Aww the puppeh is licking mah screen! heheheh
oh, MK, CUNT! FUCK! MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
you be mine now?
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
I hate that I will have to see this movie! I cannot help myself!!! I loves me some Marley!!!
That book made me cry like a 4 year old that just had her cookies taken away!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
HAS THIS PATHETIC CUNT DONE ANYTHING IN THE LAST 10 FUCKING YEARS?? JUST GO GET KNOCKED UP YOU FUCKHEAD AND MOVE TO LOUISIANNA AND LIVE OFF YOUR STUPID 'FRIENDS' MONEY AND TAKE THAT NO TALENT HILLBILLY FUCKING RETARD BRIT BRIT WITH YOU!!
My screen is clean.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!