What Vogue Did To Jennifer Aniston Was Really Uncool
Jennifer Aniston might as well tattoo the word "uncool" on her ass because it's going to follow her wherever she goes for the rest of her life. Every reporter will ask her about that whole "uncool" thing she said. Entertainment Weekly did and Jenny answered it by basically saying it was very uncool of Vogue to focus on that comment, "I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next." Anna Wintour is so the new Bonnie Fuller.
Jenny also addresses those rumors that she has two fetuses living in her womb. "Oh my God, it's hysterical. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!"
Jenny finds it so hysterical that she laughs until she realizes that the rumors aren't true and then she cries so hard that she has to laugh again to keep from crying. It's a vicious cycle.
I'll admit that reading Jen say the word "motherfuckers," made me like for two quick seconds. Cursing is the way to my heart. Yup, it's that easy. Say the word "motherfucker" or "cunt" around me and I'll be yours forever.
And since there's a puppy in these pictures, you must click here! Your screen is looking a little dirty.
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I just read Marley and Me couple a couple of weeks ago and it´s a wonderful book. And therefore I might actually see this movie even though it´s the kind of story that Hollywood could very easily make into a cheesy one.
Hi Paris!
great minds!
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:26pm.
so does this mean you aren't giving JIM up without a fight?
my german shepherd will be meeting your dog in a dark alley at the doggy park.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:19pm.
jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback.
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LMMFAOOO christine, can I siggy that??
please do!~"bows"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
... I do like her, though. I consider her pretty and much more put together in the bean than AJ.. but really, there's no comparasion.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:26pm.
so does this mean you aren't giving JIM up without a fight?
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Oh! i love that puppy! Hell yeah, get yur swearin' dawg on, jen. I broke up with a really coot, popular guy eons ago and my family is still giving me SHIT! I Can Relate!
Hug your puppah and live large!
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I still fucking love her.
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son do you know what I was stopping you for? well, you was doing 55 in the 54....
- Jay-Z "99 Problems"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:23pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu,
YOU HAVE MR.KRAVITZ, GREEDY GUTS!
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Pudge looks like Sara the Walrus with a penis!!!!!
Unscrew the light bulbs, save your paper bags, drink.
you know, I say motherfucker to my proper english mum, she tries to act all offended for a few seconds, the she bursts into helpless giggles..
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
UGh whats wrong with Julia Roberts??? I love her...she is my favorite
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Happy Holidays
MRS K!!!
Oh LORD! My head almost e'sploded from cuteness! I love me some puppeh mutts!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
She looks great. I adore the puppie.
Oh, and thanks for the fucking clean screen, motherfucker!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I've kinda been upset with Jen since her role in Derailed. Nothing against her... she was just such a skeezoid in that flick.. I can't seem to get over it.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu,
YOU HAVE MR.KRAVITZ, GREEDY GUTS!
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Pudge looks like Sara the Walrus with a penis!!!!!
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
She has a rockin body and great comedic timing. Her arms don't look like Return of the Zombie Junkie Beast Whore, and she doesn't promote herself as the last humanitarian on Earth. She does a lot of charity with St. Jude (I know, I live in Memphis), and I've seen her a few times on Animal Planet doing promos for endangered species and animal cruelty. I think she's cute and I'd love to have her fabulous life. Minus John Mayer, of course. Ok, I'd still use him for sex.
Beauty is to Jen what pizza is to Beth Ditto. They both wear it well.
Submitted by Im a Princess on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:06pm.
Jealous much?
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Ha ha! Who wouldn't be? She's got the perfect life. She escaped Braaaad who clearly had baby fever, and she's financially secure. Too bad he wasn't the one who had to birf the boo boos.
I just think she's an awful actress who got lucky, like Julia Roberts. Same persona in every movie/tv show.
But she wins in the looks department compared to her Ex and his baby-mommy.
Damn, they had to put a puppy in the pictures because she's so unattractive?!!?!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:19pm.
jim is our Dollar Store version of commingback.
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LMMFAOOO christine, can I siggy that??
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
and why is the dog changing sizes so much?
I needed that, thanks MK
CLARISSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Re: the Wilsons~I saw a movie recently with Luke Wilson and he was trapped in a motel with his wife and they were about to be used in a snuff film. It was really nerve-wracking and a great movie.
*waving to M.E.* Hey girl! No shit eh? The tabloids will never get over The Breakup of the Century >pukes<
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
I think these photos are adorable and lovely, and despite constantly being baited by stupid questions Aniston always keeps it classy, terse, and moves on to other subjects. I've never once seen one of her movies, but I can't help but like her. She's constantly affable, unbothered, and polite in a way that I could never be under her circumstances.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:07pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:05pm.
YOU HAVE MR.KRAVITZ, GREEDY GUTS!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:15pm.
She speaks like teenager. She strikes me as so vapid and immature.
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I'd say just a stoner.
I miss molotov cocktease!
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Booty Butt!
She looks great> in yellow!
oh.. thats the wha-?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:15pm.
I know who you are. You post on JJ and vapid is the big word you know.
The book is good. I don't know if I'll see the movie. With an exception to Lord of the Rings, Hollywood usually screws up a good book.
OMG! Have some of you kids NOT read "Marley and Me"????
Do yourself a favor and pick it up!!! TRUST ME!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
either they photoshopped some of the puppy away or she is holding the poor thing in a very odd way.
are you really allowed to say motherfucker in american mainstream mags?
team her anyway
Best role for Owen Wilson was his short one in "Armaggedon".
She speaks like teenager. She strikes me as so vapid and immature.
Off topic:
Did anyone see Heather Locklear on Leno last night? She looked really good and like she was having fun. I'm rooting for her.
I have a soft spot in my heart for Jennifer. I know there are many who dislike her but, not me. My sister went to High School with Luke and Owen. They were taken out and put in to an all boy's private school due to the fact that they were so damn wild! Owen was very nerdy and is a prime candidate for a nose job.
These are great pictures! Love the Lab's! Speaking of puppies, they are all sleeping and some will be leaving this weekend. :((
Can all three of them just please SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!!?!?!?!??!!?
Fuck. I'm so sick of hearing about something that happened 4 years ago.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:07pm.
I dont give a rats ass what JJ loonies say,
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well, we should hope not!
Those people are crazy.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:04pm.
Well, I'm glad SOMEBODY said it! Thanks Jim.
Is this what's going to be in my mailbox tommorrow? I can't stand Maniston. She's plays the same character (Rachel) in every movie she does. Even "Office Space", which was hilarious despite her appearance.
BTW, in this upcoming movie the DOG is supposed to be the star. That would be the one on four legs who's actually likable, and a natural blond.
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Jim is all about the psycho babble.
Its interesting that you associate your ideas in the same way.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:04pm.
Actually, I didn't really like WC to be honest.
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I lost interest about halfway through and just turned it off.
However, I have the attention span of a gnat.
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Submitted by jim on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:50pm.
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Well, I'm glad SOMEBODY said it! Thanks Jim.
Is this what's going to be in my mailbox tommorrow? I can't stand Maniston. She's plays the same character (Rachel) in every movie she does. Even "Office Space", which was hilarious despite her appearance.
BTW, in this upcoming movie the DOG is supposed to be the star. That would be the one on four legs who's actually likable, and a natural blond.
EDIT: But she is less annoying than Skeletina and her phony bullshit.
Mrs. K
"that other person" has alien hands too.
and I agree with everything you just said about that "other person" who I do not like very much.
Funny, I kind of started liking Jen in the last month or so.
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Cursing is the way to my heart. Yup, it's that easy. Say the word "motherfucker" or "cunt" around me and I'll be yours forever.
MichaelK - this is so perfect since my middle name is Cunt. Can we be BFF's?????
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:58pm.
I love your avatar and sig line. "Bad Santa" rocks!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:05pm.
jim
you never answered my marriage proposal.
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god help the sister that comes between me and my mister
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
I dont give a rats ass what JJ loonies say, i like Jen in ways that i dont for most celebrities.
From what i gather men(my boyfriend and his friends) find her quite attractive. She seems active,upbeat and hopeful.Not miserable like the tabloids portray her to be and she seems really good at keeping her mouth away from married dick..
I dunno, i dont have anything against her other than shit shitshow 'Friends'
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:57pm.
God I really hope her movie does well and makes a shit ton of money, maybe this will shut eveybody up. I liked her Vogue pictures I thought she looked really pretty.
yeah, she looked really beautiful in those photos.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:04pm.
Well, I'm glad SOMEBODY said it! Thanks Jim.
Is this what's going to be in my mailbox tommorrow? I can't stand Maniston. She's plays the same character (Rachel) in every movie she does. Even "Office Space", which was hilarious despite her appearance.
BTW, in this upcoming movie the DOG is supposed to be the star. That would be the one on four legs who's actually likable, and a natural blond.
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Jealous much?
At the very least Jen comes across as being more geniune than "you know who."
I have never seen or read or heard an interview with "that other person" in which she sounded even remotely genuine or real or NOT full of guile, which is funny cuz the loons lurve her for her, ahem, "honesty."
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