What Vogue Did To Jennifer Aniston Was Really Uncool
Jennifer Aniston might as well tattoo the word "uncool" on her ass because it's going to follow her wherever she goes for the rest of her life. Every reporter will ask her about that whole "uncool" thing she said. Entertainment Weekly did and Jenny answered it by basically saying it was very uncool of Vogue to focus on that comment, "I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next." Anna Wintour is so the new Bonnie Fuller.
Jenny also addresses those rumors that she has two fetuses living in her womb. "Oh my God, it's hysterical. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!"
Jenny finds it so hysterical that she laughs until she realizes that the rumors aren't true and then she cries so hard that she has to laugh again to keep from crying. It's a vicious cycle.
I'll admit that reading Jen say the word "motherfuckers," made me like for two quick seconds. Cursing is the way to my heart. Yup, it's that easy. Say the word "motherfucker" or "cunt" around me and I'll be yours forever.
And since there's a puppy in these pictures, you must click here! Your screen is looking a little dirty.
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Mrs Kravitz, your baby boy is lovely. I for one am much more interested in looking at pictures of dogs than human babies...
She looks pretty good for her age. She just seems like a fun person. Adoptalina seems like the type that thinks she's so fucking deep and has all these bs philosophical insights about the world. I fucking hate people who try to be all deep and shit.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:56pm.
OH OH my comment is waiting moderation at JJ.
I have officially reached "banned status".
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Same here! Fuck, i was havin me some fun =(
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:00pm.
Who were you? I didn't last 2 comments.
Submitted by suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:10pm.
Thanks for the link - great pictures.
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P.S. He comes to work with me everyday.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:59pm.
OMG - from one crazy (childless) dog/cat lady to another - he is SO cute.
My kind of mutt.
Thanks for the link - great pictures.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:54pm
I can't stop watching the comments pile up. It's like when you see something weird or gross and you have to poke at it. Like something creepy in a Stephen King book.
Submitted by suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:53pm.
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Not a problem. Someone along the way might have it and he/she will give it to me.
I guess, sometimes the most difficult thing to do is the simplest.
Now, back on track, how are the loons doing today? I see we have a few gems already. I wonder if they end up with a migraine (or a seizure) after a day of posting in that lame-ass site.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:56pm.
OH OH my comment is waiting moderation at JJ.
I have officially reached "banned status".
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MAZEL TOV!!!!
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Submitted by suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:50pm.
*beaming*
Yes that is my baby boy, that is Minch, the official mutt of Dlisted.
And frankly, that isn't even a very cute picture of him.
http://pets.webshots.com/album/189950646xljRdk?vhost=pets
You guys don't mind, do you? This is what happens when you forget to have children. You become a crazy cat/dog lady.
And don't pull that "old" crap on me Suzy Q, I'll have you know I am older than dirt.
:)
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:46pm.
Jeffro11 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:42pm
I still have an Elvis Zippo that is M.I.A.
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Can't do zippos, LA...I'm lucky if I 'member what color Bic I had...."uhhhhh...a red one...yeah I'm pretty sure it was red."
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George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
OH OH my comment is waiting moderation at JJ.
I have officially reached "banned status".
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Creemy - that little bit from JJ is nauseating.
They live vicariously (day in an out) through a couple who don't know or care about them.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:49pm.
Sorry - let me try that again.
Sometimes my posts are so inelegant.
No, I don't have a link.
This is the only site I post on. Perhaps that's my problem.
I am also old.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:44pm.
Is that your dawg? Very cute.
Looks just the the best buddy of mine.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
THIS. This is the shit posted at JJ over a goddamned picture.
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A very tender gesture, Brad is wiping some dirt in Angie’s eyes, and Brad never far away from Angie. BB lurking
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I can’t see the picture!!!!
Can someone please try to repost it or something? Or put it on their own (public) photobucket? Everyone here and on JJB is swooning about how cute the picture is and I’m dying to see it.
Submitted by suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:40pm.
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Why so defensive? I made an honest question: Do you have a link? A simple no would have sufficed. For someone who tries not to take internet fights too serious, you are really investing a lot of effort. Next time, just say "No". What kind of sites are you used to anyway?
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Remeber when Brad and Jen were just a coupla potheads in love? Brad was so hot then.
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Jennifer is more attractive than angelina. Brad being with angelina has only aged him beyond his years, and sucked away all the life and talent out of him. I don't think brad is as happy as he likes to claim to the media. Jennifer has only gotten better since divorcing brad, adleast that is something she can glad about, maybe brad leaving her wasn't such a bad thing after all.
When i say "better", i mean appearance, personality, and she has become even more talented to a certain extent.
Jeffro11 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:42pm
I still have an Elvis Zippo that is M.I.A.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Jeffro!!
I officially love you!(Clarisse, we share)
Dazed and Confused is one of my top 5 movies. LOVES it. =)
"watch the leather, man"
"got a joint? you'd be a lot cooler if you did"
M. MConaghey was hilarious
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:42pm.
and then makes off with your fucking lighter.
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and your boyfriend
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Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:39pm
And makes the joint canoe.
Fish lip joint licker.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:32pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:26pm.
Wow - why the caps?And just because someone doesn't like Jen, doesn't mean they're pro Angie.
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Absolutely and frankly that is one of the most annoying thing about the loons. They assume if you don't like their whore then you must worship Aniston.
Gah, hate that.
What is so funny is that I never minded Jolie until the second pregnancy and she started with her "Unlike most women I love being pregnant," crap, and I was all, "Please bitch don't go there. You are not all that special."
Then how because she and Brad are artistes they raise they children differently, they have *gasp* BOOKS in their house.
HOW UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT.
Her bullshit just got worse from there.
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Clarisse
HA! You know it! ;0)
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:35pm.
Stop, drop & roll. No fires here.
Aw - that was so very not uncool of you.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:34pm.
Skeletina is that LOOSER pothead that your friend brings and after you smoke up, keeps rambling and trying to be all profound about her collection of beaded bracelets and uses words like "cosmic" and "xen".
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and then makes off with your fucking lighter.
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George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
Miss Priss,
Detention lets out late?
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Submitted by Lory on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:34pm.
If you're asking me to scour the internet to win a public online argument with you - I'm not going to.
You'll just have to take my word for it, or call me a liar.
Either way - it doesn't matter to me - I was just posting my honest opinion based on what I've read.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:34pm.
Skeletina is that LOOSER pothead that your friend brings and after you smoke up, keeps rambling and trying to be all profound about her collection of beaded bracelets and uses words like "cosmic" and "xen".
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Yeah, and she never brings any pot with her, just smokes all of yours!!!
Bitch.
:)
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Where da loonies at
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
If I were half of The Golden Couple and some skank pulled the rug out from underneath me I'd cut a beesch, so help me god.
Plus, I think there is a very good reason that Pitt and Jolie do not live in LA and it's NOT because they don't like the weather.
If you get my drift.
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suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:32pm
Um, honey, it was not about YOU or aimed at YOU!
Stop, drop and roll, no fires over here.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:29pm.
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Got a link?
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dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:27pm.
Aw, fanks drama, kitten kisses, mew!♥
IDK what's wrong today, I would rather hang out with Jennifer over The Hwore any day, she's probably got better Ganja anyway.
Skeletina is that LOOSER pothead that your friend brings and after you smoke up, keeps rambling and trying to be all profound about her collection of beaded bracelets and uses words like "cosmic" and "xen".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:26pm.
Wow - why the caps?And just because someone doesn't like Jen, doesn't mean they're pro Angie.
I never said anything about Brange.
Don't assume sweetie.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:26pm.
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Excellent points indeed! They (the pitiful couple) were in such state of denial, it was starting to get really stupid, not to mention hypocritical and embarrassing.
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Submitted by Lory on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:19pm.
Actually - nope, they're not rumours or innuendos.
They're actually live interviews with Jen where she's actually discussed what she's actually hearing, her actual opinions and how she's actually coping.
They're not tabs - they're actually Harper's, Style.
Morbid. Actually My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:24pm.
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Thanks DQ! :D I aim to please!
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Well, Bradi, have at it, then & defend away! I've got your back, girl.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Lory on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:19pm
And I would like to reiterate an earlier point I made, Skeletina and The Brad for MONTHS and until the hwore wound up pregnant DENIED a relationship.
They still sort of do, in a weird loon ridden way.
Jennifer never brought up the past, SKELTINA DID! And also outed herself as a GIANT LIAR!
Yea, Jennifer has every right to take off the gloves and blinders and throw some mud back.
For some reason I am extra annoyed today by the vigil the Anti Jennifer's keep going right next to their Skeletina shrines.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:19pm.
I LOVE this: The Balding Wrinkling Cheating Fucker and the Plastic Goth Mess.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Sheeps,
I probably have not mentioned it (Shut up you guys!) but the book was EXCELLENT!!!
Mrs K!
"he used to mix himself a White Russian every day for breakfast: “I called it the ‘Big Boy Milkshake.’ “
Now, THERE'S a man that knows how to start his day!!
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OMG that shit was SO CUTE! I SO love the puppies too! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jen not so much...
http://ginarivera.typepad.com/ginasrant/
Submitted by suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:55pm.
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Actually for someone who was married to the man who once was (past tense) the hottest man alive, she has been rather quiet. What you and I have stumbled upon a few times are rumors and innuendo created by both camps, hers and the Jolie-Pitts. Methinks the latter option was the more frequent though. She's doing it now because time has passed and apparently it is less painful (I guess now she really is over it) and because she has movies coming out. A girl has to work and give interviews, so I guess if people wanna hear about her personal life, she's finally said: "oh fuck it! Let's do it!" which means she will have to dust the shank off and talk about the pitiful chapter in her life called The Balding Wrinkling Cheating Fucker and the Plastic Goth Mess.
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Jefrro and Clarisssseeeeeeeeeeee
this is for you
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/03/dining/03lebo.html?hp
http://lebowskifest.com/
I love you guys
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:10pm.
Jefrro and Clarisssseeeeeeeeeeee
this is for you
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/03/dining/03lebo.html?hp
I love you guys
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Back at ya, Mrs. K...LOVE LEBOWSKI! I find something new to laugh at every time I see that flick.
"Nice marmot."
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she looks sorta cute
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Jeffro11 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:23pm.
*kicks in the door*
Hey, what ta fuck's going on in heah? :)
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lol - silly goose
I try to be objective, so I have to admit the "Marley and Me" trailer looked cute and worth seeing. I mean, it's got furry puppies in it...
Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
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George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.