What Vogue Did To Jennifer Aniston Was Really Uncool
Jennifer Aniston might as well tattoo the word "uncool" on her ass because it's going to follow her wherever she goes for the rest of her life. Every reporter will ask her about that whole "uncool" thing she said. Entertainment Weekly did and Jenny answered it by basically saying it was very uncool of Vogue to focus on that comment, "I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next." Anna Wintour is so the new Bonnie Fuller.
Jenny also addresses those rumors that she has two fetuses living in her womb. "Oh my God, it's hysterical. It's almost going to take away the fun from actually being able to say one day, 'I'm pregnant!' Stop stealing my thunder, motherfuckers!"
Jenny finds it so hysterical that she laughs until she realizes that the rumors aren't true and then she cries so hard that she has to laugh again to keep from crying. It's a vicious cycle.
I'll admit that reading Jen say the word "motherfuckers," made me like for two quick seconds. Cursing is the way to my heart. Yup, it's that easy. Say the word "motherfucker" or "cunt" around me and I'll be yours forever.
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You know the comfy, shapeless type, a bit like the woman in the film Misery wore (that woman = a Brangeloon in my view!). Not necessarily stonewash, could be dark denim, but definitely no fades or trendy rips or detailing. Just plain old comfy mom jeans, a bit like Clay Aitken fans wear. I am personally now obsessed with the term - it makes me burst out loud laughing whenever I think about it. We don't have this term in the UK and I need to introduce it. I really want a badge to wear saying I love my mom jeans, it would make sense to no-one but me but I wouldn't care!
K2 I swear you are either Manny's mom or CCocks. lol
Rich and famous people suck.
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Yeah, I'm def wearing my mom jeans tomorrow, Keane. My vajayjay gets too stinky in leggings.
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Ok, what exactly are Mom Jeans? What's the style? Are they the high waisted, acid washed with a slightly puffy top? That is what a friend said they were, but I want to know for sure. Someone, please clarify.
Submitted by BUUURP on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:39pm.
Jennifer. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
You are the most boring woman on the planet. Sometimes you tan. Sometimes you go to the beach. Sometimes you yell at the ocean. Sometimes you wear a bikini. Sometimes you wear a one-piece. Sometimes you wear sunblock. Sometimes you bring your dog. Sometimes you bring your bottle of water.
Go away with your empty life. Women like you make me sick
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hmmm, so let me get this straight : since I go to the beach and bring bottled water with me while wearing my bikini and lathering on my sunblock, this means I have an empty life? Fuckin' HELLO!! Most people enjoy the beach and actually find the ocean rather therapeutic (not necessarily screaming at it). Why the fuck is Jen Aniston such a loser for doing the same shit that most people in the world do? What a scary mentality some of you have.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:06pm.
HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Rachel worked for Ralph Lauren, I'll have you know.
And Phoebe was a massage therapist.
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
mslewis - I asked you the other day but you didn't reply - you post on JJ don't you? Please can you explain the mentality of the crazies over there obsessed with "peeboy" and "screaming at the ocean". And any comment about Ange is automatically also an opportunity to say what a miserable old witch Jen is? Its so mental to the uninitiated? Why do they care so much? Why do they think Jen cares so much? Why are they so seduced by Brangelina's PR bullshit?
Mel-Tang - you rock those leggings homegirl! But if you're not in those mom jeans again by tomorrow you will not qualify as a true Maniston/chinnifer fanaloonie girlfriend.
Submitted by Tamzin on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:02pm.
What is it about you and yelling at the ocean?! Can you not think of anything witty to say. You constantly repeat that on JJ. Go back there.
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Surely BUUUUUUUURP you can think of something original to say. What's that...you can't?
Mmmm, I didn't think so.
What is so funny is that the loons seem to think that Jolie has this rich complex DEEP life because she bought a few kids and had her picture taken near a war zone.
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Mrs. K, a bunch of dorks with no jobs who live in NYC and spend every night telling lame ass jokes in a coffee shop will ALWAYS be the worst to me. And a big F-U to Smelly Cat.
Rich and famous people suck.
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C;mon Hens, let's all wear bikinis, scream at the ocean while tanning. Sounds far more amazing than policing JJ all day before a long shift at the McD's.
Mom jeans rule, esp during that time of the month.
I got room for my bloat.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:52pm.
Friends. THE WORST TV SHOW EVAH!!!!! lol
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Oh, please, Mel.
Have you seen 2 1/2 Men? According to Jim?
C'mon.
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I think your MySpace page has enough pictures of you displaying dismembered penises in your mouth.
Submitted by BUUURP on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:39pm.
Jennifer. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
You are the most boring woman on the planet. Sometimes you tan. Sometimes you go to the beach. Sometimes you yell at the ocean. Sometimes you wear a bikini. Sometimes you wear a one-piece. Sometimes you wear sunblock. Sometimes you bring your dog. Sometimes you bring your bottle of water.
Go away with your empty life. Women like you make me sick!
What is it about you and yelling at the ocean?! Can you not think of anything witty to say. You constantly repeat that on JJ. Go back there.
Keane, absolutely! I just don't have mine on right now, though. I'm wearing the more comfortable leggings with a big ass t-shirt covering my big ass. Except mine don't have knee pads. :)
Rich and famous people suck.
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Who cares about these stupid retards???
THE PUPPY LICKED MY SCREEN!!! Thank you Michael. You're such a sweet man. You always know how to cheer me up!!
Mel-Tang - but you're with me on the mom jeans right? I mean we ALL wear mom jeans here on DListed. Its the uniform.
The puppies are totally mental at the moment!
Screaming and attacking each other and licking the camera!
Good times!
Submitted by Keane on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:49pm.
BUUURP - I wear a bikini. I tan. I scream at the ocean. And I have been known to wear mom jeans, but only in private while watching reruns of Friends. Do you hate me?
Keane, I only hate you for watching reruns of Friends. THE WORST TV SHOW EVAH!!!!! lol
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I like the beach.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
BUUURP - I wear a bikini. I tan. I scream at the ocean. And I have been known to wear mom jeans, but only in private while watching reruns of Friends. Do you hate me?
Same pic of JA over there, right at the end x
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:50pm.
And he said Juliette Lewis was the female version of himself. I don't know Brangelina... Brad & Jen... Brad & Gwynneth (who I HATED)... my favorite was always Brad & Juliette and that movie they made, Kalifornia! LOL.
Jennifer. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
You are the most boring woman on the planet. Sometimes you tan. Sometimes you go to the beach. Sometimes you yell at the ocean. Sometimes you wear a bikini. Sometimes you wear a one-piece. Sometimes you wear sunblock. Sometimes you bring your dog. Sometimes you bring your bottle of water.
Go away with your empty life. Women like you make me sick!
so uncool
she was bummed
motherfuckers.
LOL.
Keane- Which thread?
I've just done quite a good post as LORDHELPME over there on the JA thread at JJ. I think I have summed it all up now and won't have to vist that crazy dark place again. Feel free to go peruse and enjoy and say a few amens!
Submitted by K2 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:54pm.
OMG I wish this motherfucker cunty whore would shut the fuck up already. GOD
Someone please sew her mouth shut
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Maybe you should close your eyes until after Dec 25th. She will be around til atleast then. Interviews and new movies go hand in hand. She has a movie coming out and just like whorealina and pitiful, she needs to promote it. So sit back, settle down, and stop reading the articles that pertain to her. (I'm a problem solver).
I don't need to close my eyes. I just need to avoid the dollar cinema, Vogue, whine and cheese shops, and on-line dating services. Oh, and Petit Tresor. :)
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:21pm.
I probably have not mentioned it (Shut up you guys!) but the book was EXCELLENT!
Dint read it--too many big words--but millions of readers agree with you.
Submitted by Creemy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:13pm.
Brad Pitt: Unusual family. I think page 3.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I am sooo thrilled, I finally got banned from JJ!
Aw, MK! That motherfucking pup is SO cute! But I think he's making it worse, cunt!
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Submitted by suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 6:05pm.
lemme know when and where...I'll stalk you.
:)
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
And then she said:
"Suck on that, Brangeloonies!"
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:34pm.
What a small world! I live in Victoria BC (Actually an ex-pat Aussie)
I'm a Mariner fan and take at least one trip a summer to Seattle to watch a series. I love Seattle in the Summer - it's a great town - perhaps I'll take my dog next time....
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:54pm.
OMG I wish this motherfucker cunty whore would shut the fuck up already. GOD
Someone please sew her mouth shut
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Maybe you should close your eyes until after Dec 25th. She will be around til atleast then. Interviews and new movies go hand in hand. She has a movie coming out and just like whorealina and pitiful, she needs to promote it. So sit back, settle down, and stop reading the articles that pertain to her. (I'm a problem solver).
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:39pm.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:34pm.
Skeletina is that LOOSER pothead that your friend brings and after you smoke up, keeps rambling and trying to be all profound about her collection of beaded bracelets and uses words like "cosmic" and "xen".
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Yeah, and she never brings any pot with her
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Come on guys, we all know she doesn't like pot! She's only hanging out if you're supplying the heroin! plus, party must be held in a drug den and video camera is optional!!
Mel, I take it you don't like her? HA!
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OMG I wish this motherfucker cunty whore would shut the fuck up already. GOD
Someone please sew her mouth shut.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by VMDA78 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:47pm.
Jennifer is more attractive than angelina. Brad being with angelina has only aged him beyond his years, and sucked away all the life and talent out of him. I don't think brad is as happy as he likes to claim to the media. Jennifer has only gotten better since divorcing brad, adleast that is something she can glad about, maybe brad leaving her wasn't such a bad thing after all.
When i say "better", i mean appearance, personality, and she has become even more talented to a certain extent.
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Funny how brad will only talk about how happy he is when discussing his children. He never discusses his undying love for his girlfriend. I guess he thinks we'll assume it's a GIVEN considering she's the mother to his children when in reality I think it's disrespectful that he doesn't talk her up more often. It's not like her image couldn't use the high praise. He referred to Gwyneth as his angel and always said Jen was his best friend. I guess Jolie is just the UTERUS.
Submitted by redpoint_blackdot on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:00pm.
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:56pm.
OH OH my comment is waiting moderation at JJ.
I have officially reached "banned status
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you certainly have. That's where it begins - "waiting moderation" = we've pulled the plug on your opinion!
Submitted by Lory on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 4:19pm.
Submitted by suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 3:55pm.
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Actually for someone who was married to the man who once was (past tense) the hottest man alive, she has been rather quiet. What you and I have stumbled upon a few times are rumors and innuendo created by both camps, hers and the Jolie-Pitts. Methinks the latter option was the more frequent though. She's doing it now because time has passed and apparently it is less painful (I guess now she really is over it) and because she has movies coming out. A girl has to work and give interviews, so I guess if people wanna hear about her personal life, she's finally said: "oh fuck it! Let's do it!" which means she will have to dust the shank off and talk about the pitiful chapter in her life called The Balding Wrinkling Cheating Fucker and the Plastic Goth Mess.
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EXACTLY!!!!!
Creemy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:17pm
Thank You, I just Corrected Clooniqua.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:22pm.
I go on as WTF and right...
I have been far more scathing in the past and have not been booted. It's so one-sided. If I slammed Aniston, I would still be allowed on. Jared is so fucking lame...
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Make up a name and email addy.
Thats what i did and im back in there havin some fun!
Her interview was cool. I never cared one way or the other about her or anyone else in the triangle, but I will say she's the least nauseating out of the bunch nowadays. Good on her.
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Submitted by suze on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:19pm.
I live in Seattle. He's been riding the bus for almost 5 years now. He loves to make new friends. He is quite the ladies man as well. A real heartbreaker, that one.
Oh, don't get me started on him.
LOL
Oh, yeah, he has a very low tolerance for other dogs.
VERY.
Like he'll fuck with an intact pit bull fer shits 'n' grins.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
I go on as WTF and right...
I have been far more scathing in the past and have not been booted. It's so one-sided. If I slammed Aniston, I would still be allowed on. Jared is so fucking lame...
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:11pm.
Lucky you - I miss being able to do that with Morbid.
Where do you live that you can take him on public transport?
Love the one with Addie - I have almost identical shot of mine with best friend's son except the tongue is almost twice as long. EEEW : )
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:13pm.
Brad Pitt: Unusual family. I think page 3.
Submitted by Bella on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:13pm.
Mrs Kravitz, your baby boy is lovely. I for one am much more interested in looking at pictures of dogs than human babies...
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He's a pip, that pup of mine.
oooodles of personality and sharp as a tack.
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Submitted by Creemy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:11pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 5:00pm.
Who were you? I didn't last 2 comments.
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I was banned MONTHS AGO...the most recent to be banned was Two Drink Minimum.
Most recently I was Sugar Tits, however.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
What thread over at JJ?
Is it the Jennifer on EW?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!