Mother's Circus Animal Cookies Live On!
Ever since Mother's Cookie Company shut down, I've been mourning the loss of their delicious Circus Animal Cookies. Many of you felt my pain and sent me bags upon bags so that I could get my fix. I seriously have like 20 bags stuffed in my closet and freezer. I was hoping my stash would last me at least until the end of the year, but now I don't have to worry!
Kellogg Company has bought all of Mother's recipes and plan to reintroduce their cookies sometime soon. The deal will be finalized today. Hallelujah!
This means that I can open up all my bags and spread them all over the bed. I can roll around in them and kiss their frosted face without guilt, because new shipments are coming in! Unless, Kellogg commits a crime against humanity and changes the recipe. Seriously, they better not alter one thing. That recipe is GOLD. I'm going to be checking to make sure the shade of pink is perfect and the sprinkles are the exact size of the originals. If even one little thing is different, Tony the Tiger better grab his shank, because it's going to be war.
Source: CNN
Thanks Patricia
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Praise Jesus! I am so happy to see the return of Mother's cookies. For all you east coast snobs, they may not be high quality enough for you (but they sure do beat Little Debbie trash), but they're full of love and nostalgia. What's a birthday party without pink and white circus animal cookies? What better way to control your toddler's cookie intake than by handing him 3 mini chocolate chip cookies ("SEE? I gave you three whole cookies!") What's the point of going to grandma's house if she didn't serve the lemony English tea cookies? I'm going to buy a box of Frosted Flakes just to celebrate!
I saw some imposters of these in the store. Do they taste the same? They are made by Archway. I actually wasn't too fond of them.
Dear BJ,
Can I come over to your trailer and fix you cheese grits and feed you pink cookies?
Sincerely,
CIJ
Submitted by im mom on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:18pm.
So happy for you michael k. those cookies are damn good. but i only like the white ones for some strange reason, they taste different. i also cannot eat blue or red m&m's.
~~~~~~~I can't eat blue emma em's either im mom..I just miss the tan ones so much. I went into a rage when they discontinued them...not that I have anger management problems or anything.
~~~~~~MK, I hope they don't reformulate the recipe either. I hate when things come out 'new and improved'...if everything is new and improved, how awful was it before?..I recall last century the Great Coca Cola Classic Famine! I was living in Ft. Liquordale at the time and me and my posse hit up a Publix Supermarket in North Miami that still had a surplus of the 'original' Coca Cola recipe..It was chaos!
These are the things that go down in the anals of history.
Do these shoes make my ass look fat?
Submitted by Vanz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:23pm.
You can't throw out Teddy Grams without sayin' which one was your favorite! That's almost snack blasphemy!
My bad Vanz! Oh you know it was the chocolate ones, duh! Them shits were so good and they turned your milk chocolately when you ate them with a bowl of milk. The cinnamon ones were alright too, but I got burnt out on them cause I use to sneak and eat the bags that we gave out to the little kids at my last resteraunt job,lol. Damn, now I gotta go run up to Publix and buy me some now.
P.S. I agree with whoever said these Mother's Cookies leave a wierd after taste in your mouth..they were good but they always left me with a funny after taste. Teddy Grams are good till the last crumb!
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Ima thinkin' MK has P.O. Box.
A very large P.O. box.
With air vents and everything.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
love the circus cookies. i need to broaden my social circle, my friends didnt send me shit
Fucking_Classy!
You are in Brazil??? Fuck! I could have used you 4 hours ago!!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
They don't sell these in my neck of the woods. One thing they do sell is Jingle cookies from those whores that live in a tree, Keebler. They "appropriated" the name from the original makers, Salerno/Archway, who then had to name their delicious cookie Holiday Cokkies (typo but keeping it) or something equally lame (actually I think it's Santa's Favorites), but still as delicious. The Keebler Jingle cookies taste like shit. Cram it in your hollow tree, Keebler elves!
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:22pm.
You guys sent MK cookies?
The more appropriate question is :
YOU BITCHES KNOW WHERE MK LIVES?
*adjusts stalker hat*
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Be careful, MK. That doesn't look like food...
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
if i didn't read this blog i would have to take so much more prozac.
this therapy is quite a bit cheaper.
praise jesus, that fucking hoe.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:20pm.
What are these things? Frosted animal crackers? ew.
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I was thinking the same thing... how good are they, anyway? They seem to be too sweet for me, but what do I know? We don't have those here in Brazil.
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Which of you sluts actually mailed MK these cookies?! How will he keep his girlish figure if you tempt him with sweeties?
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I still don't like them. They have a chemically aftertaste
britney saved the circus kooks you all need to sy thankyou cause britney made circus populer with america
I have never had one of these holy cookies, but I am glad for those of you addicted to these crack cookies!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
My husband will be so happy that Flakey Flix will be back on the store shelves.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:21pm.
I could really care less about these cookies..all I know is that they better not even think about messing with the Teddy Grams. Seriously, I lived off thoses things when I was a little girl. They are even better in a bowl of milk. MMMM Teddy Grams!
You can't throw out Teddy Grams without sayin' which one was your favorite! That's almost snack blasphemy!
Damn MK, you should eb their official spokesperson. I've never had any. In fact, I didn't know what they were. Now, I'll go buy a bag and try it.
"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"
You guys sent MK cookies?
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I could really care less about these cookies..all I know is that they better not even think about messing with the Teddy Grams. Seriously, I lived off thoses things when I was a little girl. They are even better in a bowl of milk. MMMM Teddy Grams!
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Decadent american heathens.
What are these things? Frosted animal crackers? ew.
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well, thank God.
those things rock my world.
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WooHoo! I was down to one bag of cookies and I didn't know what to do.
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So happy for you michael k. those cookies are damn good. but i only like the white ones for some strange reason, they taste different. i also cannot eat blue or red m&m's.
I knew something was up when I saw rays of light and heard angels singing!
Okay, MK how much did you sell your soul to the devil for this? Now my universe is back in alignment.
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
The snack of the gods! I'm so happy. They were my own batch of crack as a kid. *happy sigh*
I think I'm gonna open up a bag and roll around on them, too!
I was seriously bummed when I thought that I would have to inform my kids at some point that they existed no longer.
They don't get them but once in a while, but since the company said they were going under I have been buying them. My kids ask for them every day, but only get them about 2 times a week, 4 cookies each, and I was starting to get nervous...
All my problems should be this "huge", no?
Looks like something with colourful acne escaped Barbie's zoo........
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The Lord is still in the prayer answering business!!
Now that that's taken care of, can we do something about the recession, terrorism and global warming?? Thanks, Jesus!
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-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Yeah! Long live the circus cookies!!!!!
OhmygawdohmygawdohmyGOOOD!!!
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Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz