Mother's Circus Animal Cookies Live On!
Ever since Mother's Cookie Company shut down, I've been mourning the loss of their delicious Circus Animal Cookies. Many of you felt my pain and sent me bags upon bags so that I could get my fix. I seriously have like 20 bags stuffed in my closet and freezer. I was hoping my stash would last me at least until the end of the year, but now I don't have to worry!
Kellogg Company has bought all of Mother's recipes and plan to reintroduce their cookies sometime soon. The deal will be finalized today. Hallelujah!
This means that I can open up all my bags and spread them all over the bed. I can roll around in them and kiss their frosted face without guilt, because new shipments are coming in! Unless, Kellogg commits a crime against humanity and changes the recipe. Seriously, they better not alter one thing. That recipe is GOLD. I'm going to be checking to make sure the shade of pink is perfect and the sprinkles are the exact size of the originals. If even one little thing is different, Tony the Tiger better grab his shank, because it's going to be war.
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Kellogg's Keebler Elves version SUCKS ASS. Barely any sprinkles and the frosting coats my mouth with a strange taste and texture.
oh thank fuckin god MK
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The war isn't working.
They're not my cup of tea, but I'm happy for those who are fans that the cookies will live on... somehow.
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Best animal cookies in the world are the Barnum & Bailey cookies in the small box w/the string on it. I used to wear it like a purse as a youngin.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed! I found a knock-off made my the Keebler Elves that turned out to be the nastiest things under the sun. I blogged about them and the cookies look like puke when you open the bag.
I'm holding on to hope that Kellogg doesn't short change us.
Those things taste like sweet paint. And they hurt my teeth when I bite into them. Why do you like them so much anyway?
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--I am so glad! These things are so good! Yay!
Yeah!That's great news,I am going to celebrate with some animal cookies and pink champagne!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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"This means that I can open up all my bags and spread them all over the bed."
MK, I heart woo!
YAY COOKAHS!
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You know they are gonna fuck that recipe up. Prepare for war, MK.
MargeAggedon is right, they'll eff with the recipe, sure as sh*t. Don't start unwrapping yet, MK!
ETA, you need to save a pack to do a blind taste test, once the Kellog's version comes out.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:23pm.
My husband will be so happy that Flakey Flix will be back on the store shelves.
Oh, yeah! Those rock, too!!!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:28pm.
They seem to be too sweet for me, but what do I know? We don't have those here in Brazil.
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Hey now, when I lived in Brazil I saw that they sold cookies packaged with a small can of CONDENSED MILK for you to sip on or dip your cookies into...
Let's not also forget about "pau na coxa", which is wine and condensed milk.
Come on, leite condensado?!
Mmmm deliciousness...I love that word. I want it to be my name.
ImpertinentVixen Thanks! I have been trying figure out the name for these cookies for years... as well as figuring out wtf happened to them. Those damn elves killed my favorite cookie... those heartless bastards.
Submitted by sugamama5000 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 2:05pm.
Yall are wild as shit. I'm not worthy
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Sure ya is...join the partay~w00t!
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Submitted by MargeAggedon on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:59pm.
If they thought they could get away with it they'd be making them with plaster, sparkle paint and sugar.
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Whaaa? That's not how they're made already?
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:41pm.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:39pm.
My favorite crack cookie is Archway's Mexican wedding cakes
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They are little round balls of goodness! It's a vanilla butter cookie with pecans & walnuts in them and rolled in powdered sugar. I think the Archway ones have cashews in them too. They are SO GOOD fresh out of the oven. My mouth is watering:)
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Yall are wild as shit. I'm not worthy
Topanga and Total Randomness: I think you are thinking of Lemon Coolers. See discussion here:
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Crime against humanity in 3.. 2.....
If you think they won't change the whole recipe in their search for cheaper ingredients think again.
If they thought they could get away with it they'd be making them with plaster, sparkle paint and sugar.
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Submitted by Total Randomness on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:45pm.
Random Cookie question...
Anyone remember those cookies in the 80's/90's that were like lemony and had like white powdered sugar on them? I think they were called Lemon Breeze or something like that. I have been looking for them for years!
I remember those! My mom would buy them for my stepdad but I would sneak them and lick all the powdered sugar off of them and put them back in the box...lmao!
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Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:54pm.
OMG...I have been watching the True Blood marathons for the past 2 days and I don't even like vampires! Good to know I'm not the only crazy lady on Dlisted today. See this is why I love Dlisted, you will always find some one just as wierd,crazy cynical, and cool as you,lol. I love you whores!
P.S. Don't give anything away. I'm on the episode where Tara goes to get her own deamon taken care of.
So miss that show. Is it summer yet?
@ Tits:
Then there are those that are lodged up the anals of history.
So true so true~
OMG...I have been watching the True Blood marathons for the past 2 days and I don't even like vampires! Good to know I'm not the only crazy lady on Dlisted today. See this is why I love Dlisted, you will always find some one just as wierd,crazy cynical, and cool as you,lol. I love you whores!
P.S. Don't give anything away. I'm on the episode where Tara goes to get her own deamon taken care of.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I need MK's address please. I have some, uh, cookies I want to give him.
But HALLELULAH!!! Those cookies are DEVINE!
Yall are some of the wildest commenters on the nets. For the gay kittens? WTF? :-)
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:37pm.
LOL @ Bunny...I was kinda sitting on that one muhself...it gave me a strange pucker in my sphincter when I said it..lmao
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:34pm.
These are the things that go down in the anals of history.
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Then there are those that are lodged up the anals of history.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
Submitted by sugamama5000 on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:41pm.
screw angie, I can't stop watching the new episode of True Blood, and I have to get up at 8 a.m.!
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wha?
the season ended a week or two ago.... which ep are you watching?
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
RE: Albatross,
Where the hell did you get that "not in my house muthafucker" Obama gravitar? It is funny as shit
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:33pm.
Ima thinkin' MK has P.O. Box.
A very large P.O. box.
With air vents and everything.
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for the gay kittens! no one like receiving a dead kitty in the post!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I agree. These cookies are the fucking best! YAY
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Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:45pm.
i do not understand?
Random Cookie question...
Anyone remember those cookies in the 80's/90's that were like lemony and had like white powdered sugar on them? I think they were called Lemon Breeze or something like that. I have been looking for them for years!
I didn't make that comment, that is the first comment I made like 4 weeks ago!
Michael you are crazy as shit, you make my day brighter. I love coming to your website. You cheer up someone who has depression, and that alone deserves an award. Plus you love animals, thats why I love ya.
britney was eaten thees cooks wen she made her albums of the yeer she saved the cooks mtv loves britneys pink cooks
Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:34pm.
My bad Vanz! Oh you know it was the chocolate ones, duh! Them shits were so good and they turned your milk chocolately when you ate them with a bowl of milk. The cinnamon ones were alright too, but I got burnt out on them cause I use to sneak and eat the bags that we gave out to the little kids at my last resteraunt job,lol. Damn, now I gotta go run up to Publix and buy me some now.
Chocolate.... yum. If it wasn't those, it was definately the honey one's in my tummy. High five to you!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:39pm.
My favorite crack cookie is Archway's Mexican wedding cakes. My mom makes them better though but I still love the packaged ones. Sugar & da innernetz are the best inventions EVER.
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OMG YES to everything you said! Archway Mexican wedding cakes are soooooo fucking delicious!
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screw angie, I can't stop watching the new episode of True Blood, and I have to get up at 8 a.m.!
I'd like to be happy for you, but I'm a diabetic and can't live off lard covered sugar like you MK.. so choke on it, bitch!
but.. I still love your carb-worshipping ass.
Submitted by Vanz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:23pm.
You can't throw out Teddy Grams without sayin' which one was your favorite! That's almost snack blasphemy!
Speaking of Teddy Grams, does anybody remember the kind that had chocolate frosting and sprinkles on the back of the crackers? Do they still make them? Or am I completely insane and they never actually existed...?
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:39pm.
My favorite crack cookie is Archway's Mexican wedding cakes
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Which one of you whores sent MK these cookies? Kiss asses!
My favorite crack cookie is Archway's Mexican wedding cakes. My mom makes them better though but I still love the packaged ones. Sugar & da innernetz are the best inventions EVER.
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Huzzah! I'm so happy for you, MK!
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Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:34pm.
These are the things that go down in the anals of history.
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Anals of history--can i use that term from now on, hehehe?
I saw a similar brand here[I think it was Stoufer's or some shit] but we don't get the Mother's brand here that I know of. Congrats MK! Everyone needs their fix:)
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I too hate it when they change recipees. For instance, they changed the vanilla Girl Guide Cookies in Canada and they suck now.
KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:35pm
We have the "Stauffers" brand, I like chocolate ones and they're cheap.
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