The Photoshop Awards: Vadge's Louis Vuitton Ads
It must have taken dozens of airbrush artists hundreds of hours to make Vadge's skin look like a freshly peeled and scrubbed piece of Jicama. Vadge stood over them with a whip and shouted, "We're not done until my skin looks like the inner thigh of a newborn baby! No, the inner thigh of a fetus!" The Photoshoppers probably finally gave up and just copy and pasted a photo of Vadge's face from the 80s.
The photo shoot itself was also pretty dangerous. When Vadge opened her legs, 4 or 5 crew members were sucked into her crotch. You can faintly hear their screams when she walks.
And let's be real for a second. If Louis Vuitton wanted someone flexible, they should've called up the Sheena from America's Next Top Model. That bitch really knows how to sell a bag with her legs in the air. Real talk.
P.S. - I'm so proud of myself for not making an "old bag" or "leathery vagina" joke!
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I will admit there is a part of me that begrudgingly admires her capacity to keep on keepin' on.
If I had 1/100 of her will and drive I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Who cares about Madonna I want that purse!!!!!!Although I have to say she looks awesome!
I miss Madonna! Why did that monster eat her?!?
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wow the shoes sure are hot...glad they didn't have the same photoshop treatment otherwise they'd have become doublestuffed oreos or something...
did marc jacobs give the vadge some swag to pay her for this shoot? i remember seeing her some posts ago carrying a horrendous orange lv bag...
i have big balls to so i undestans her need to keep her legs open
Fugly....AND she looks pathetic...
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
hate the shoes
love the bags - handbags that is
I WANT THAT PURSE!!!!__
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:51pm.
LOL
Now I feel just a little bit better.
thanks.
:)
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Madge looks quite absurd in that getup. But again, she always looks absurd these days.
Mrs. K
Same here. TEAM CRANKY!
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
One thing that always struck me about high school and life after was that the people who did the "uncool" things (being nice to underdogs, hugging their mommas etc.) were truly cool, didnt get made fun of too much (due to a "natural coolness") and they were the only people that stand out in the memory.
I think of this often because the celebrities that actually stick out for me are the ones that are also "cool".
I have more room in my heart for someone who ages gracefully, instead of desparately fighting it and ultimatly becoming a puchline
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:48pm.
can we find a picture of vadge with her legs closed? impossible!
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hah.
she must be related to those guys on the subway whose balls are just SO big they can't possibly be expected to close their legs.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
I think a more accurate ad for this purse was the pregnant man using one as a diaper bag.
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
can we find a picture of vadge with her legs closed? impossible!
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by Vanz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:35pm.
Her arms haven't looked that soft since she was humpin' the floor in a wedding gown...who does she think she's foolin?
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no one but herself
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lmao That's what I thought
those bags are ghetto around here.
Madge the vadge looks like the crypt keeper even with photoshop.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:46pm.
How u doin'?
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I'm cranky.
How u doin'?
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Mrs. K
hahaha grocery bags
How u doin'?
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Yeah, photoshopped to hell, which makes her look pretty good.
Those are some serious shoes right there.
See ladies? Feeding you chocha steroids make the pubes grow uncontrollably weedey and yellowy really fast. Gross
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
I'm pretty sure those are shoes off a Bratz doll.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:41pm.
Salem,
Agreed. I think LV bags are tacky too. Even if I had the $$$ I wouldn't pay for it. Besides, you can get one in Chinatown.
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I second that emotion.
I see them in TJ Maxx all the time. I just assumed they were made from recycled plastic grocery bags.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:39pm.
Dam i wished i would have seen that episode on ANTM .....She looks very uncomfortable i want to see how hard it actually is to sit like that lol
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It was actually pretty easy for her. The epis are always on Youtube - it's cycle 11 epi 2, maybe...
She was just always so skanky - they couldn't handle it.
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i think maybe she has her own head in the bag. the old head she had back in the 80's.
The Photoshop team screwed something up: Check out her foot (the one on the floor). The shoe and foot weren't stretched properly, so it looks like her left foot is a MEN'S size 11!
Try and picture that foot, stretched out flat, with that teeny ankle attached to it. It would look like that crazy pic of Gwen Stefani that circulated a while back, made to look like she had flippers for feet.
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I wish Madonna would stop acting and dressing like she's 25. Gross.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:39pm.
Submitted by domepikachu on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:37pm.
wonder what vadge has in the bag?
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Haaahaaa, I think she had to give those back when the divorce was finalized (that's probably why he didn't take any $$)...
I was going to say A-Roid's balls, but I think she keeps those in a much smaller change purse. ;)
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Salem,
Agreed. I think LV bags are tacky too. Even if I had the $$$ I wouldn't pay for it. Besides, you can get one in Chinatown.
Dare I say it? Vadge looks...g...ood
Oy vey! She done broke the photoshopz
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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"
Ack, LV bags feel like pleather.
Much like Vadge's baginal flaps, from what I hear from a source.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
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i made the oringe bracelitts out in my tool shed i sent her the bracelitts in a box and sayd to my huny lady cooger melencamp she must rely like it
eww i thought this was rachel evan woods, or whatever her name is. she has gone wayyy overboard with the botox and cheek implants. maybe she can replace whoever is leaving The Real(not)Housewives of Orange Crappy.
Dam i wished i would have seen that episode on ANTM .....She looks very uncomfortable i want to see how hard it actually is to sit like that lol
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Ack, LV bags feel like pleather.
Much like Vadge's baginal flaps, from what I hear from a source.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by domepikachu on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:37pm.
wonder what vadge has in the bag?
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Guy's ballz
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
And what does Vadge have aganist pants? Especially in this weather!
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Submitted by Vanz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:35pm.
Her arms haven't looked that soft since she was humpin' the floor in a wedding gown...who does she think she's foolin?
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no one but herself
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
The only thing I like about this is that it reminds me of "Desperately Seeking Susan".
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Louis Vuitton bags are so fuckin TACKY. I can't count how many ghetto ass chicks I see on the subway with those things. Marc needs to get fat and geeky again so he can make nice clothes. As for Vadge whatever, she kinda reminds me of Raquel Zimmerman
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wonder what vadge has in the bag?
Mk you should've started this story with "What in Payless hell kinda GD shoes are these??"
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I'm proud of you too MK
And can I just say that was one of the FUNNIEST moments on ANTM this "cycle". OMG the looks on the judges faces were fucking priceless!
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I smell cheap perfume and moth balls.
Uggghh It's Madonna...
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
Wow, Vadge pantless and legs spread, now there's something we haven't seen....
...since yesterday.
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
This actually wins the photoshop of the year award.
Wow LV will let just anybody pose for their shit anymore. I guess it's good that I could only afford 1 bag. The brand is tainted.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
Her arms haven't looked that soft since she was humpin' the floor in a wedding gown...who does she think she's foolin?
Man, this woman really need to become irrelevant already.
I want to know how long it takes to get those shoes on.
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