Thursday, December 4th 2008

NeNe Is Not A Low Budget Bitch

NeNe Leakes says the gossip going around that she's been kicked out of her rented house is 100% wrong. The rumor was that NeNe was put out on the sidewalk after her family failed to pay around $6k in past due rent. There was even some official-looking document going around stating she was indeed evicted. NeNe says it's all just lie-telling! I'm close to believing her, because do you remember that document that said Kim was in fact 30? That shit was doctored! There's no way in wig hell that shit was real. Fraudulent!

NeNe wrote a little statement to Bravo swearing she's not a low budget bitch:

"The recent rumors alleging that my family faced an eviction are a huge misunderstanding and grossly inaccurate. I am truly blessed to enjoy a wonderful life and lifestyle. We have indeed moved to another home, but we did so on our own free will. We live in an absolutely beautiful home and we are fortunate to be able to live in the place of our choice. Unfortunately, there are many families who are facing real foreclosures and real evictions. That is not and never was the case with us. I know where we live and how we live, and for those blessings I am humbly thankful. It is disappointing that many members of the media have chosen to report gossip instead of news. Without wasting time on the details, the only thing I will say is that we were NOT evicted. Everybody knows that I like to be honest, real and upfront. If something was wrong, I would tell you! Thank you for your well wishes. However, please know that my family continues to be abundantly blessed, and that Miss NeNe has not skipped a beat!"

In my dreams, Mah Boo Anderson Cooper swooped down from his silver plane, ran his sexy fingers through his heavenly mop, giggled twinkle dust and made everything okay. Afterwards, NeNe thanked Mah Boo by letting him snuggle on her chichis for a few minutes.

But the truth is that raggedy ass Kim is probably behind this!

Posted by: Michael K


fuckingclassy's picture

I went to school with Kim from REAL HOUSEWIVES and was very good friends with John McDougald's son (who passed in 1997). I've left a few comments on other blogs but they are never posed. Kim has always been a backstabber and a liar. We heard the "cancer" story in highschool. She has a very bad rep in Windsor Locks. She even had "affairs" with both of John's sons (among many other married and/or taken men).I also believe that Big Pappa's pic was posted on classmates.com. She has a posting there, W.L. class of "96 but the pic has since been removed. He is a white male, looked to be in his 40's. No one famous-at least not by celebrity gossip standards. But this could have been another flig of hers. But it was posted less then 3 years ago.

z-listed's picture

Yoo-hoo Randy1, they are called uDDers, not utters!

Learn to spell, it's embarrassing!

z-listed's picture

Bitch claims to have all that money and she still RENTS??

suuuuuure!

Sexy girl's picture

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

madam ex's picture

All the money in the world cant take this raggedy Ho out the gutta.

Loves it!

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foosrock's picture

Whoever she is, I find her pretty....

Too many belabored adverbs for me to take her seriously.

gyeah's picture

Was her nose photochopped? It looks Celia Cruz-ish
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Bjork You's picture

I agree with Bondagebarbie. I think Kim and her evil wig are behind this, but both are being manipulated by Sheree's man roids (man roids; I don't know what that means, but it seems appropriate).

Bjork You's picture

Aw, come on. Letter writing is an art, and I like when I still get stuff in the mail that isn't a bill or something asking me for money. Besides, emails and texts encourage bad spelling and writing, no?

Back to my girl, NeNe. Yes, her handwriting reminded me of a pre-teen's scrawl in one of those old-fashioned diaries with the fake lock and key (you could pick it open with a fingernail for crud's sake).

Bondagebarbie's picture

That Kim is treacherous,I bet she made a false leak to the media.The wig is evil and talks to her and makes her do shit like this.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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TOPANGA's picture

I loves me some NeNe! but what I really want to know is if she wrote Bravo this statement on that same tired piece of notebook paper and in that same slightly crazy person chicken scratch handwriting that she used in the episode where she mailed her "father" a letter about his paternity. Who writes letters anymore..it's 2008, not 1888..send an e-mail a text...something!

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Bjork You's picture

Team NeNe!!!!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 12:44pm.
I don't think her head is too small, she's just UGLY.

^^
the stubby neck doesn't help either.

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Stoney's picture

I don't think her head is too small, she's just UGLY.

ne ne. you boobies needs some hep.

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

I love you NeNe!!!

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Am's picture

I finally saw this series on Sunday, including the reunion show. Now I'm waiting on the second installment.

Her comments just remind me of my favorite cereal...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I11w-rl6iaY

And Plaxico Burress is 100% NOT GUILTY! Just like OJ in his first case. All just a 'misunderstanding'!

randy1's picture

Nice utters.

loric's picture

Thanks to MK, I know more about these idiot skanks than I ever wanted to. Can we file this under "WHO CARES"??

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jooles_in_orton's picture

Is it me or is her head exceptionally small for her body - namely her boobs - this is the second pic i've seen of NeNe and she has a freakishly-small -Beatlejuice head.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Gottdamn, her chichi's is running away!
She looks very manly and not in a good way.

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Salem13's picture

She looks like a white Serena Williams in bllack face...? I've never seen this show so whatever.

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Deb's picture

Why is raggedy-ass Kim getting so many votes for HS? TOBY! TOBY!

Wow, now I can sleep knowing NeNe is ok.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

iHeartHaters's picture

So that wasn't a Ryder truck in front of NeNe's crib?

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meadowgirl's picture

i love me some NeNe. that shit reminds me of the girls in my 'hood growin' up.

parissucksliterally's picture

damn, that woman is UGLY.
I am sick of these women, and I have never watched that show.

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