Blaaake & Wino's Goodbye Fuck (Bring On The Dry Heaves)
Blaaaake rushed over to Wino's hospital bed when he found out that he had to go back to the chokey after he got an F- on his drug test. In addition to begging her for forgiveness, he also put his crackpipe into her crackhouse. Basically, The Sun says they fucked on her hospital bed. Did you feel a shaking down below? That was just your genitals running off to the bathroom to wash themselves off with antibacterial soap. Don't worry, they'll be back when the coast is clear.
A source said that when Blaaake got there, he asked her entourage if they could give them some privacy. He then told Wino how sexy she looked in her hospital gown while strapped to an IV with drool probably come down her mouth and crack boogers in her eyes. After that, they did it. The source went on to say, “It was obvious what went on.”
It was obvious because the room smelled like boiled roach shit and the walls were covered with dead fleas.
You know, I don't think Wino and Blaaake bump crack rocks because they want to get off in a sexy way. I think it's a quick and simple high for them. After they finished jizzing, they gather their sex smegma from the bed sheets, cook it up on a hot plate, chop it down and then snort it up. Voila! I mean, they both bust the pure shit.
i wonder what her new album will be like.
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Fri, 12/05/2008 - 11:14pm.
Speaking of preferential treatment, Winehouse is out and about from rehab.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/amy-winehouse-esca...
Her drinking buddy is scary-hot. Nothing like a night out to reset your rehab to day one.
Sheeps, the British system is very similar to the US, the rich get preferential treatment. But, never fear, mon ami, IF the divorce is final, Blake Recarcerated will get his ass served, in prison.
Speaking of preferential treatment, Winehouse is out and about from rehab.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/amy-winehouse-esca...
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Picturing these cum dumpsters having sex at all should be bottled and substituded for Ipecac, but having sex in a hospital is actually recomended.
I don't get the British justice system. He failed a drug test, violating his parole, so he has to go back to prison. Yet, if this story is to be believed, he's allowed to travel to Amy's hospital; to see her in her room--alone and despite whatever supposed condition has her hospitalized; then nurses, doctors, security, and hangers-on leave them alone for an hour. He then presumably strolls out all cool like, has a smoke, catches a cab, and reports to prison.
What if he instead, oh, scored more smack? Fled the country? Tracked down the pub-worker whom he previously assaulted? Etc.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I never knew that my brain could scream. Thank you so very much, MK!
Too bad Wino looks like a dusty blowup doll in that photo......
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LMFAO OMG MK, they smoke and snort their smegma....toooooooooo fucking funny...OMG Im choking on my own spit here laughing like a fucking hyena.
To me, the imagery in this post is the single grossest ever on DL. You've outdone yourself, MK.
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MK scribbled:
"It was obvious because the room smelled like boiled roach shit and the walls were covered with dead fleas."
Thanks for making me laugh so hard, I started coughing like I have TB. Now the geriatric crowd is giving me the side eye. I hate going to the pulmonary doctor, but it beats the hospital. (Got out yesterday.)
Payday came and with it beer.
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What's so sad about this is in the photo posted Amy actually looks healthy and beautiful- a far cry from the pale, emaciated, crazy-eyed creature we've seen recently. I know people love to hate on her, but I think that people that have struggled with and survived addiction and downfall are rooting for her. It's not too late yet, and I really hope she can get rid of her demons (Blake should be first!) and come back fierce! I hate to see unique talent wasted.
Oh Michael K, sooooo funny:) Although, as a couple they're rather pathetic. Roach s--t and fleas? Tooo hilarious:)))
i'm kinda groovin on that period avie myself.
Was most definitely a compliment!
I'll be skipping lunch today.
LOL thanks Stoney I'll take that as a compliment :P
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Amy, I feel your pain.
Sigh.
The drama addiction is the most dangerous of all.
I can give up cheese, but I can't quit the drama.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Wow. The only thing grosser than this post is ihearthaters' avie of rainbow discharge.
Momma...deez crakies iz skeering me!!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
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Ugh, ugh and UGH!
gawd...the visual of this mating is disturbing...gross...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
ewwwwww, nastier than Conde
*shudders in revulsion* I need to purify myself in Lake Minnetonka now
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
You need background music for the mental picture this presents:
Where do I begin
To tell the story of how great a love can be
The sweet love story that is older than the sea
The simple truth about the love she brings to me
Where do I start
With her first hello
She gave new meaning to this empty world of mine
There'd never be another love, another time
She came into my life and made the living fine
She fills my heart
She fills my heart with very special things
With angels' songs , with wild imaginings
She fills my soul with so much love
That anywhere I go I'm never lonely
With her around, who could be lonely
I reach for her hand-it's always there
How long does it last
Can love be measured by the hours in a day
I have no answers now but this much I can say
I know I'll need her till the stars all burn away
And she'll be there
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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas
How utterly revolting.
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Shouldn't this be filed under Free Clinic shit?
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This story wins my vote for the grossest post of the year!!
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You JJers don’t mind if I remove my panties as I type this do you?… TL incatneato.
do they force you to shower in the hospital? she was dirty before she checked in and she's been there a few days, right? can you imag-er, wait...nevermind.. its almost lunchtime
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Looks like Blakey is trying to find a way to keep his crack-ticket by attempting to make a crack baby. I want to know how they can even do the whole sexay thing with all those drugs in their systems. That plus I would think most peens would turtle at the sight of a nakey Wino.
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that is so fucking GROSS!
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she's a bad mamma jamma, just as fine as she can be.....
Wow MK, just wow. LOL
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I want my hair like that. I could prolly carry my lunch in it.
they are SO having a crack baby...
wait, does she still have her period with all the shit she does?
her hair is heavier than her body
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Submitted by lizzieb on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:50am.
LOL! It's like in "Ghostbusters" when The Gate Keeper, (Sigorney Weaver), and The Key Master, (Rick Moranis) hooked up.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
hey at least MK used a cleaner looking picture of them this time right?
See there is a silver lining in every grey hair!
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Dear God,
Please don't let them have a crack baby.
Sincerely,
CIJ
Michael get a grip! No one gives a flying fuck about these two losers any more. So, she had a best selling CD and she looks like a lunatic! Stick to the botox stars. I mean, really, get a grip! Who really fucking cares until she finally konks out. Which will be any day now, then you can really rant about her!
mmmmmm MK..you sure do make it sound like down home goodness! lmao @ sex smegma from the bed sheets..you sure know how to paint a lovely picture in words! You should write a book on the birds and the bees for crackheads ..it'd be a number one best seller!
I love this place...
jebus this is beyond gross. Where's dreamboat Pete when we need him?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
"he also put his crackpipe into her crackhouse."
and after he leaned over and stole some of her meds.scummmm.
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"Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,"
Hurl. Maybe for your next post you could explain how to get egg mcmuffin and orange juice out of a keyboard.
I am deadly serious, the sky just darkened. That's it folks, game over, here comes the end of days and the plague at the very least. Thank's a bunch you two.
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3 months from now she'll be saying shes pregnant.
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Hospital gowns make for easy access. Or so I am told.
That wet-spot would be toxic! Men in yellow hazmat suits would have to clear the area!
Queen Elizabeth would have to make a speech..."Hullo, please remain calm..."
Gawwww! I need a shower now! WITH BLEACH!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones. (He was from everywhere)
Goodbye fuck my ass...these two are inseparable like white on a coke booger. This was just a fuck & make up before the next big dramatization.
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Fucking hell, what a prospect. No wonder UK hospitals are having such a problem with MSRA and the like if this kind of thing goes on. You can't fuck in a hospital- there are sick people there who have suffered enough. Oh Amy, get a clue, please.
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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here. This cake is vanity gone mad madam!
Please burn that hospital down. There ain't enough disinfectant in the world. I bet you could catch polio from sleeping with them. I know it seems medically impossible, but I bet you could.
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Now I wish I hadn't eaten that left over enchillada plate for breakfast.
i has a lady friend in my trailer park and she looks and sings just like this preety lady i tell her to move to ingland so she can be famuss like this amy house of crabcakes