Operation Humble Kanye Is A Success!

Stephen Colbert called upon America to help him take down Kanye West and his mission is complete! As of 8:40am today, Stephen's Christmas album is #3 on iTunes, one spot above Kanye! SQUID BRAINS! Stephen wanted the #1 spot, but he's no match for Our Lady of Cheetos! He'll try to deal with her next week.

I did my part by handing over $7.99 for Colbert's soon-to-be Christmas classic! I haven't listened to it yet, because I need to pace myself when it comes to holiday-themed shit. I mean, radio stations started playing holiday music the day before Thanksgiving. That's cheating! There should be some law that radio stations, TV shows, stores, etc. can't start playing that shit until two weeks before the actual day. Hearing holiday music wherever I go makes me hate Christmas.

Now we can declare that The Colbert has won this battle against Kanye! Those of us that forked over our lube money, can pat ourselves on the genitals for helping Colbert reach this goal. I'm sure there will be many more battles against Kanye. Now, I can't say that I'll fight for Colbert every single time, because I do have a soft spot on my CAPS LOCK key for Kanye. But for now....

Viva Colbert!!!

Posted by: Michael K

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Hotness • Kanye West

Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:55am.

HAHA! DUMBASS.

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Submitted by KD on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:55am.

There was a local station here that started playing ONLY Christmas music pretty soon after Holloween. CRAZY!

Submitted by irreverence on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:55am.

"I mean, radio stations started playing holiday music the day before Thanksgiving. That's cheating! There should be some law that radio stations, TV shows, stores, etc. can't start playing that shit until two weeks before the actual day. Hearing holiday music wherever I go makes me hate Christmas."

Yup. Same here. Hate that crap.

Too weird to live; too rare to die.

Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:53am.

Two New York Stations started playing Christmas Music before Thanksgiving. I mean I love some songs...but to be infused with goodness and kind thoughts on a continual basis?..I'm about to go mad! I'll just have to listen to my daughter's screamo music till then I 'spose..

Submitted by loozer on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:52am.

I love Christmas music! I have been known to listen to it in July.

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You'll be doin' all right, with your Christmas of white
But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas

Submitted by dollyface on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:48am.

Submitted by chicagokristi on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:31am.
Ha- you're pretty lucky if you only started hearing Christmas music just before Thanksgiving. One radio station in Chicago started playing Christmas music right after freaking HALLOWEEN!

krist - in Cleveland, I heard that C-Bag Mariah wailing about Christmas on OCTOBER 22 (OOPS - FORGOT THE KANYE CAPS FOR A SECOND)

Submitted by dollyface on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:47am.

VICTORY IS OURS!!!!!!!!!! WE GET TO USE THE CAPS FOR THE WHOLE DAY FUCKER!!!!!!

Submitted by Otter Pop on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:42am.

Colbert just made Kanye his bitch.

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:41am.

That circus shit in on twice on there. Good god.

Sheeps. Me too. I wouldn't wanna listen to any of that shit. I guess more tweens own iPods now

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cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:39am.

There's nothing on the iTunes top ten list that I'd want to listen to anyway. I guess I like that Black Ghosts tune from "Twilight." The top ten seem to reflect the buying habits of 16-year-olds.

Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:38am.

YES,, Taka that Mr. who the F is Stephen Colbert!

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:37am.

I wouldn't say he does covers - he "samples."

I really liked "You Can't Tell Me Nothing" - the Zach Galifianakis video of that was awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x0TumWdlhk&eurl=http://profile.myspace.c...

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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:35am.

Who are the idiots buying Britney's CD? Why not just dload it illegally? MUAHAHAHA. I'd rather go to jail than give one single penny to that twit.

"Kfed done stole mah bebe's"

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:34am.

MK, you downloaded "Circus" didn't ya!
HA!
Can't believe a bunch of machines has the #1 spot. Oh well, we've already established our society is doomed...so...*shruggs*

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cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:33am.

That's awesome!

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Submitted by chicagokristi on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:31am.

Ha- you're pretty lucky if you only started hearing Christmas music just before Thanksgiving. One radio station in Chicago started playing Christmas music right after freaking HALLOWEEN!

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:30am.

ya know, half of Kanye's music I really dig and the other half not so much. I'm currently loving "American Boy," his collaboration with Estelle.

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Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:30am.

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:27am.

I love a lot of Kayne's stuff too maybe I am a nerd but I do!Very catchy stuff just like Rihanna's tunes.

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Sorry about my ignorance on this dude, but... is every song he does a cover of someone else?

The only song 'of his' I ever heard was Daft Punk's, which is a way better version anyway.

There's another song where he had that video with Pamela Anderson which is very upbeat, but I cannot remember its name, but am quite sure it's another cover.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:29am.

LOL! And Britney beat all y'all! LOL!

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Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:27am.

Thank you MK.......you have made my day with this news!

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:27am.

I love a lot of Kayne's stuff too maybe I am a nerd but I do!Very catchy stuff just like Rihanna's tunes.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:26am.

Woweee! The adverts people are up early today.

Oh yeah, and this is great news!

Submitted by cuntygolightly on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:26am.

kanye's album sucks !!!!! you'd expect someone with an ego as big as his to produce something worth listening to

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:23am.

Can't wait to read Kayne's blog about this,he is a sore loser but I think he is a very talented guy just has to get his ego in check.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:20am.

ok.. i admit.. i do like Kanye's music (from what I've heard on Sirius) but I've never been one to dig deep into celebrities lives.. DLISTED is the closest I come to it.

312 more votes to take the lead!THIS IS MY WORST FASHION MOMENT!It's as easy as clicking the link and clicking"Bomb It" http://www.pronto.com/87060-WM?successMsg=true VOTE NOW! Youll See Why!

Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:19am.

I bought mine - but I would have anyway - I lurve Colbert - and my 10 year old kid idolizes him - believe it or not! ~haha

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