Thursday, December 4th 2008

Operation Humble Kanye Is A Success!

Stephen Colbert called upon America to help him take down Kanye West and his mission is complete! As of 8:40am today, Stephen's Christmas album is #3 on iTunes, one spot above Kanye! SQUID BRAINS! Stephen wanted the #1 spot, but he's no match for Our Lady of Cheetos! He'll try to deal with her next week.

I did my part by handing over $7.99 for Colbert's soon-to-be Christmas classic! I haven't listened to it yet, because I need to pace myself when it comes to holiday-themed shit. I mean, radio stations started playing holiday music the day before Thanksgiving. That's cheating! There should be some law that radio stations, TV shows, stores, etc. can't start playing that shit until two weeks before the actual day. Hearing holiday music wherever I go makes me hate Christmas.

Now we can declare that The Colbert has won this battle against Kanye! Those of us that forked over our lube money, can pat ourselves on the genitals for helping Colbert reach this goal. I'm sure there will be many more battles against Kanye. Now, I can't say that I'll fight for Colbert every single time, because I do have a soft spot on my CAPS LOCK key for Kanye. But for now....

Viva Colbert!!!

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Submitted by Stepherz on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 7:25pm.

It's unfortunate to me that Stephen, and all those dumbasses who bought his crap in the name of making fun of another celeb, don't focus that attention, fame, money, energy to feed some hungry kids or something. Ridiculous how shallow and depthless people can be. Just my opinion

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If you watch Colbert, you'd know the proceeds go to Feeding America & WOOHOOO OPERATION HUMBLE KANYE IS SUCCESSFUL!!

Priceless! Congrats!!!

dorami's picture

They start playing Christmas music in Japan in October...feel my pain! I'd buy the Colbert album if it was available here.

Stepherz's picture

It's unfortunate to me that Stephen, and all those dumbasses who bought his crap in the name of making fun of another celeb, don't focus that attention, fame, money, energy to feed some hungry kids or something. Ridiculous how shallow and depthless people can be. Just my opinion.

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Submitted by redpoint_blackdot

After seeing Shitneys bloody chocha on display i have to say that bitch is dead to me. I couldnt consume reddish food for days....

I dont give two shits about how catchy that new album is. That bitch is nastier than Wino with a yeast infection.

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madam ex's picture

How the fuck is Britney #1 and #9....unreal. Fucking world is truly ending.

PurpleNeon's picture

akon has such a girly voice.

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I miss molotov cocktease : (

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Kanye can't say he doesn't know who Colbert is now.

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i'm so glad Kanye needs to be taken down a notch or a hundred...

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 1:10pm.

In other comedy news - KIDS IN THE HALL RETURN TO TV!!!
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Yay!

PS. I love listening to that asshole, Akon! He sings pretty and his writers are sick.

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@angel - i love how they skipped days 9, 10, 11, 12!

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In other comedy news - KIDS IN THE HALL RETURN TO TV!!!

http://www.thecomedynetwork.ca/news/newsdetails.aspx?aid=12359

Maybe now chicken lady will get to finish having her orgasm on the supermarket animal ride!

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Who are these people buying Akon's cd? I really don't get his appeal, his voice is so annoying. It sounds like he uses that T-Pain/Kanye voice thingee but I think maybe he just sounds that way.

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@TITS:

Whew! This should just be the two days of Christmas. It's too hard for us. Go, hoser.

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Best Xmas song ever made TITS!

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

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2 Skank Hos, 2 Rockers, 2 Rappers, a Soundtrack and Stephen.
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Eight comic books
Seven packs of smokes
Six packs of two-fours
Five golden toques
Four pounds of back bacon
Three french toasts
Two turtlenecks
And a beer in a tree!

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Submitted by bambi on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:42am.

why is Britney at number one and number nine ... shouldn't they just consolidate the deluxe version and the regular version into one rank?
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I was looking at that.

2 Skank Hos, 2 Rockers, 2 Rappers, a Soundtrack and Stephen.

Rigged much?

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expect colbert to whine about this any second...
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Of course Brit is #1. You'll never go broke when catering to the lowest common denominator.

I glad Colbert won out Kanye.

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why is Britney at number one and number nine ... shouldn't they just consolidate the deluxe version and the regular version into one rank?

So is she going to appear on Bilboard twice or something?

Rican35's picture

Go Stephen, go Stephen, go Stephen...

Lory's picture

WOOT! This made my day!!! No one messes with el Colbert!!!

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Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:49am.
that there is me the nite i took britney jeen to my love palice
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I thought Ryan Gosling was a looker but you dear, you are the truth.

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VICTORY!!!! COLBERT FOR THE WIN!!!

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COLBERT'S GOT BRASS BALLS!

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that there is me the nite i took britney jeen to my love palice

redpoint_blackdot's picture

BJ JINKINS, Who is the ravishing beauty on your avie?

redpoint_blackdot's picture

After seeing Shitneys bloody chocha on display i have to say that bitch is dead to me. I couldnt consume reddish food for days....

I dont give two shits about how catchy that new album is. That bitch is nastier than Wino with a yeast infection.

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Miss Priss on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:33am

Panty Puddin' Ho.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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Womanizah yo!

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"Mewy Kwishmas every body!!"

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Britney's new album is INSANE bitches! LOVES IT!

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DreamyAguileraEyes on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:25am

What, no Weave Of Destruction? Black Ass Tax?

Thank You DAE, not that I will purchase Shitter's "Muzak" but Thank You.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:25am.

britney is a compleete sucksess all you baby mamas need to lern your baby girls how to be a sucksess like my britney jeen she is the martin luthor king of talint and musiic

**hehehehe I like you

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YES - Colbert rules! Suck it, Kanye!

I can't believe the Cow is #1. There are some stupid-ass people in this country.

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britney is a compleete sucksess all you baby mamas need to lern your baby girls how to be a sucksess like my britney jeen she is the martin luthor king of talint and musiic

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:18am.

And I'm sorry, there is "Deluxe Version" of Circus?
What is that, do you get Toilet Bats on the Ceiling Wall?

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You get two bonus tracks "Amnesia" and "Phonography"

~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~

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_Submitted by BJ JINKINS on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:17am.
My girl britney did it she is a compleete sucksess all you can say sweet baby jesus loves britney call me im waitin for your sweet sparkle goodnees britney is a cinnebon like in the malls of america

You are one hot bitch!!!!!! *heart shape*
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Love Anderson LOVES CIRCUS!
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Bwahahahahahah LA!!!

You get sofa batteries and a frapp with purchase of deelux vurshion of mah cd ya'll!

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YW, Sibsi-

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I loved the Nelson part, too - although I admit my kid started asking me questions about "weed" Eek - visions of that "I learned it from wathcing you!" PSI flashed through my head... Funnier still, though, was last night "The Little Drummer Boy" came on the radio - the Nowie/Crosby cersion - and his first reaction was "It's like that song on Colbert!" Haha

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While I love this Anti-Kangay revolt, will this not make him more motivated to be an even BIGGER SQUIDDY CAP CARRYING FUCKTARD?

And I'm sorry, there is "Deluxe Version" of Circus?
What is that, do you get Toilet Bats on the Ceiling Wall?

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

BJ JINKINS's picture

My girl britney did it she is a compleete sucksess all you can say sweet baby jesus loves britney call me im waitin for your sweet sparkle goodnees britney is a cinnebon like in the malls of america

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Yessss. You cannot win Kanye, just give it up.

While I love christmas music, the constant repetition does get wearing. Oddly enough my favorite christmas carol is O Holy Night and I'm an atheist.

Anyway, for those of you who like rocking christmas tunes, Los Straightjackets has a CD of instrumentals with a 60's sound:

http://www.amazon.com/Tis-Season-Los-Straitjackets/dp/B00006JM99/ref=pd_...

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Oh man I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes colbert's mission was a success. It would wipe the smug right off his stupid face!

There is nothing original about Kayne west, he is trying to say he is runnin on some new shit called 'pop art' so I guess that is what you call it when you steal your style and all your influnces from daft punk. He is an unoriginal copy cat I wish he would stfu and die.

cattitude's picture

awesome!!! I loved the Stephen Colbert Christmas television special; I nearly peed my pants laughing at the Willie Nelson segment! teehee

Mrs. Gosling's picture

I looove x-mas music..looooove it

hahahaha I am soooo happy Colbert beat Kanye..don't get me wrong I am a Kanye fan but this should take him down a notch or two!

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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 12/04/2008 - 9:30am.
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Ah, thanks for that link. Not bad.

I've another ignorant question: what's the difference between covers and sampling?

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Zappy's picture

I'm so glad Colbert is beating Kanye, the arrogant little cock that he is. People just let him talk..which is funny, and he thinks it's everyone else that's the problem. He has a lot of growing up to do, the little shit.

redpoint_blackdot's picture

WHO THE FUCK IS KANYE WEST?!?!lol...I knew he would not prevail, not against my Stephen. SQUID BRAINS!