Which OC Housewife Is Leaving The Show Forever?!
I wasn't home last week, so I didn't get to see the first episode from the new season of The Real Housewives of Orange County. I watched both new episodes last night and it's nowhere near as hot as The Really Not Housewives of Atlanta, but it's a suitable distraction until Kim and NeNe come back into my life.
This season they added a new gold digger: 30-something Gretchen who is engaged to a wealthy old ass Kenny Rogers look-alike. Gretchen is a skilled gold digger who knows exactly how the game is played. She swears on her tacky diamond watch that she's not just with him for his money and that she really loves him. She admits that she wasn't really attracted to the rich pepaw at the beginning, but she slowly fell in love with his "personality." I speak fluent gold digging talk and "personality" just means "checking account." She's my people.
As much as I could grow to love Gretchen for her "personality," I wouldn't shed an invisible tear if she left the show. Next week, one of the housewives says goodbye to the show forever. I doubt it's Gretchen, but that's my fucking wish.
Vicki can't go, because she's a bitch and she looks like Droopy Dog's mom after a bad chemical peel. Her face makes me feel better about myself. Jeana can't go, because her son Shane is fucking hot. Laurie can't go because she makes me laugh until my penis farts when she tries to cry. Seriously, she bawls, but no tears come out of her Death Valley face!
The truth is, Laurie's probably leaving the show. She's going to say that she's so busy and has to take care of her crackhead son. Blah. Blah. Blah. When in fact she just has to go away to get another face transplant. That's the truth.
And there's no way Tamra can leave. That show will crumble without her. She is my hands-down favorite ever! The clip below is just one reason why I adore her. When Gretchen says she's been divorced before, Tamra asks her if she left her first husband because he was poor. I love that bitch!
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These women are vicious! I never had friends like that.
Reminds me of a girl from my old job who I was friendly with. She said snide little things like that, and then when I got mad, she'd go "Oh my god, I was just kidding! Lighten up!"
She was way prettier than me, but was all insecure. And she was always trying to get me to admit to cheating on Mr. Hekki (I never even came close!), which I found very unsettling.
She was bad news. Which is the conclusion I've come to with these whores. They probably never had a good female friend before. That's sad.
I guess if they had a show about real housewives living in a typical house no one would watch?
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I just imagined myself standing in that photo. In my turtleneck and Nowegian sweater and Uggs and hair in a ponytail and no makeup.
It must be a contact high from the ancient Chinese weed post.
these women are so incredibly bitter, it's soo entertaining.
i've never seen so many women who have so much "Stuff" and are so unhappy.
specifically vicki. she is ridiculous and i feel bad for her husband, who HAS to be a pothead to deal what that crazy, ugly, hag!!!!
i hate queen lauri for thinking she's better than everyone else now that she married that super rich scumbag george. he is so gross and you can see a total control freak!! i heard he was previously married but got caught banging his secretary!! can't wait til he trades in the old blow up doll lauri for a newer, younger model!!!
Vicky being a cunt like always never a dull surprise with her...
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@ "Submitted by jim on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:15pm."
LOL :)
we need the Real Trailer Trash House Wives of Jo.Co. Kansas. ;>
and Viki's husband nees to get a life.
so does Tamara's,
instead of thinking they married t.v. stars now.
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"Santa baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that's not a lot,
Been an angel all year,"
Who's the pudgy brunette at the head of the table?
She's serious about shoving that chow down as fast as possible.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
Wait, Tamra's husband doesn't have a job? How'd that one happen?
Lauri [the praying mantis] is leaving. All the drams on the previews could tell you that.
I wanted her to stay so I could see her fuck her face up even worse. she looks like she has a cleft lip and did you see her when she was eating bruunch with her daughter? She had these nasty warts under her nose from all of the injections.
Trust, my brother in law is a plastic surgeon and if you keep going into the same site for the injections it looks like nasty herps.
He showed me photos of women who do too much. She looks just like them.
Don willl leave Vicki and her kids will too. That will be the best meltdown ever.
Sorry for the book...
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Who is Gretchen?
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I can't stand Vicki....and yes like the other poster said, money can't buy everything because her face is butta.
I need to catch up on the Atlanta series.
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Now that I think about it, it could be Lauri leaving. Odds are, filming wrapped up before Gretchen's fiance passed away. I got the impression last night that Lauri was getting tired of all the drama with the women and she had enough to deal with, with a son on heroin.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Jeffrey died on Sept. 13. He was only 54...whoa! He looked a lot older. Lots of chatter around about Gretchen and her nasty ass ways.
Lauri will leave, she has married above it all, or so she thinks, her gold digging paid off.
Laurie-- which is ironic since she was single and partying at the Playboy mansion in the first seasons, and now that she really is a housewife, she has no time for the show.
Tamara can't leave because her husband is unemployed so they probably need the money.
Vicki is too crazy to leave. She wants the money. Her husband seems so normal though, he should leave her abusiveness.
Gretchen can use next season to look for a new man.
If Gretchen's peepaw passed away in September, I am guessing a big part of this season is going to be about her taking care of him. I think filming wrapped before he died. Unless.....Gretchen really does have some integrity and decided to pull the plug before, er...bad choice of words...I mean, she decided to bow out to save her peepaw the humiliation of living out his last days on a stupid tv show.
It's Laurie: Her son went to the pokey for selling heroin (oops) and I think it was too much stress for her (because her life is soooooo stressful)
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I read that it was Laurie leaving the show.
Hey the britney spears new video looks the same like the lives shows.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by darlingjulie on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:20pm.
Mrs.Kravitz is that a corgi in your avie?
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No that is a Minch.
He is half spawn of the devil (chihuahua), half pain in the ass (terrier--small, wiry, very active and fearless dog) and half everything else in the AKC handbook.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by msdebagain on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:17pm.
Yeah, what Deb said
Jim gets to do whatever he wants.
And Jim likes to yell...
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
My guess is Joan Van Ark.. I mean Laurie.. she got money, the hourse and 7 chldren she does not need the job.
Submitted by jim on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:15pm.
Jim: Coto is CHEAP these days..... some real steals to be had.
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Mrs.Kravitz is that a corgi in your avie?
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jim is the only one who can talk like that. jim is FUCKING GOLDEN!!!!!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
**sighs and bats eyelashes**
**remember jim is Mrs. K's "other man"**
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
hey Jim down there, stop yelling at me, who do you think you are, Kanye?
As far as Jeanna and her husband goes, isn't she the one with the money? He hasn't worked that much in the past few years, right? She's in the top percentile of real estate agents.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
WHO FUCKING CARES!! ALL THE WHORES ARE ARE UGLY ASS TRAMPS WHO MARRIED SOME DUDES OLD DICK!! THIS IS ANOTHER FUCKING SHOW THAT MAKES O.C.(WHERE I LIVE) LOOK LIKE FUCKING SHIT! THESE ARE THE FUCKING CUNTS YOU SPIT ON BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FAKE, MOST OF US IN 'O.C.' LIKE TO GO TO THE BEACH, DRINK BEERS AND SMOKE SOME BOWLS..THESE SLUTS WOULD NEVER GO TO THE BEACH SINCE THEIR FAKE HAIR, FAKE TITS, AND FAKE SKIN WOULD WASH THE FUCK AWAY THAT IS WHY THEY LIVE IN COTO WHICH IS FUCKING IN THE HILLS AND SPEND MONEY AND COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING FUCKING MORONS ALL DAY..THEY SHOULD TAKE ALL THESE "REAL" HOUSEWIVES AND SEND THEM TO IRAQ, THAT WOULD BE "REAL"...
it's Lauri that's going
I think Laurie is leaving but I like the Gretchen guesses. The old man didn't look too good while Gretchen was fighting with his daughter at the lake.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I think it's Gretchen that is leaving, being her fiance passed away.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Woman like Vickie are Momsters with typical narcissistic qualities and Borderline Personality Disorder....she is seriously mentally ill and I'm glad she is not my mother. The rest of the bitches are just plain disgusting.
It is true that Gretchen's fiance did die. He died this past September.
I also read that Quinn and Tammy did not "have their contracts renewed."
I can't stand Vikki. Her face is horrible and proves that money really can't buy everything.
The Bravo site has blogs by all of them.
Do these women really thing they look good?
They look like a bunch of fucked up rejects trying too hard and it's not working.
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Does anyone know what happened to Tammy and Quinn? Those two were not that annoying. Although Tammy's oldest daughter was totally gross.
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I guess Quinn was too damn boring to keep around and Tammy and her kids are poor now, thanks to her ex not leaving a damn thing to any of them in his will! But, apparently there wasn't much to get since he was deep in debt (sound familiar??).
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Submitted by Phatchik on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:02pm.
Why is no one talking about Quinn? Where is her boring ass this season?
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yeah I know! And what about Tammy too? Her and Jeana go way back so you think they would at least mention why she's gone
DROPPY DOG! Oh, MK, that is exactly who she looks like. That made me spew soda. Her nostrils have headed south, and she annoys the hell out of me.
***I'm a Free Bird, honey!"***
NeNe~
Does anyone know what happened to Tammy and Quinn? Those two were not that annoying. Although Tammy's oldest daughter was totally gross.
Why is no one talking about Quinn? Where is her boring ass this season? I mean, I understand no one could care less if she's on or off the show, but one would think they might address the fact that's she's out like last season's Prada pumps!
Also, I hated that 'tard, but I thought it was interesting that she was the only one of the housewives who went for YOUNGER men. I need diversity in a cast.
lol! I loved when all the older hos pounced on Gretchen when she insisted her boobs were real. She blends in nicely with the rest of the botox and silly-cone.
Those are some hot Jessica McClintock dresses. Or maybe they're from one of those exclusive mall boutiques, like DEB, Cache, or JCPenney's.
They need to do a reality show about the wives of the Yearning for Zion compound in Texas. Now THAT I would watch.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
What's with Lauri's mouth? Did she have a cleft lip or is she the victim of terrible plastic surgery?
MK, I'm with you on Laurie attempting to cry. Another shiny, nipped and tucked artificial hag! The tears probably leak somewhere out of her scalp! And yeah, she's probably leaving. She went from Vicki's employee to rich ass bitch. Mission accomplished! She doesn't need that show any damn more!
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Submitted by Gabriela: "I can't imagine wasting an afternoon with women like this. Honestly my dogs provide more intellectually stimulating company."
Amen. Well, I don't have dogs, but I have kids. They are certainly more fun and intellectually stimulating.
These whores are the original, and Jenna is my favorite cause she just dont give a fuck. Kick the husband out, take all his money and she loves to spend. My kinda gal. She also was a playboy gal back in the day. She's a hot MILF.
My money is on Laurie. She is SO NOT into the rest of the hoes this season, you can just tell. Now that she nailed down her moneybags hubby, she wants no part of this shit. She was loving it last season because the whole show was about her and her wedding.
Macabre thought----maybe her son overdosed and died during the filming. But no--that would have made the news, right? These shows were taped in early Summer 08.
None of them are even remotely attractive.
The NYC or Atlanta ones either.
Real Second Wives Arm Candy of Las Vegas would be kinda fun though.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
**I think Kenny Rogers kicks the bucket. that's just my thoughts on that for next week..OR, Laurie's face falls off
I think it's gonna be Gretchen. Her fiance died shortly after taping wrapped, so I'm thinking he might take a turn for the worst. :( So sad. Yes, she's a great golddigger, but still sad nonetheless.