Which OC Housewife Is Leaving The Show Forever?!
I wasn't home last week, so I didn't get to see the first episode from the new season of The Real Housewives of Orange County. I watched both new episodes last night and it's nowhere near as hot as The Really Not Housewives of Atlanta, but it's a suitable distraction until Kim and NeNe come back into my life.
This season they added a new gold digger: 30-something Gretchen who is engaged to a wealthy old ass Kenny Rogers look-alike. Gretchen is a skilled gold digger who knows exactly how the game is played. She swears on her tacky diamond watch that she's not just with him for his money and that she really loves him. She admits that she wasn't really attracted to the rich pepaw at the beginning, but she slowly fell in love with his "personality." I speak fluent gold digging talk and "personality" just means "checking account." She's my people.
As much as I could grow to love Gretchen for her "personality," I wouldn't shed an invisible tear if she left the show. Next week, one of the housewives says goodbye to the show forever. I doubt it's Gretchen, but that's my fucking wish.
Vicki can't go, because she's a bitch and she looks like Droopy Dog's mom after a bad chemical peel. Her face makes me feel better about myself. Jeana can't go, because her son Shane is fucking hot. Laurie can't go because she makes me laugh until my penis farts when she tries to cry. Seriously, she bawls, but no tears come out of her Death Valley face!
The truth is, Laurie's probably leaving the show. She's going to say that she's so busy and has to take care of her crackhead son. Blah. Blah. Blah. When in fact she just has to go away to get another face transplant. That's the truth.
And there's no way Tamra can leave. That show will crumble without her. She is my hands-down favorite ever! The clip below is just one reason why I adore her. When Gretchen says she's been divorced before, Tamra asks her if she left her first husband because he was poor. I love that bitch!
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Laurie: Oh My Gawd-whats with her face? She looks like the typical Corona Del Mar madame who gets the face lift at 50 and then people say, "oh, she looks good for a 60 year old"! The guy she latched onto George-not sure where he got his money but I am sure it was from his family because this guy letting this laurie get her hooks into him he deserves the biatch-is this guy lame or what-she was eating mac and cheese and he comes along and brings on the Filet Mignon! Why would this moron waste his time on this chick or should I say Grandmother, yeah here oldest son is like 24 and probably has kids some where-so again why would he waste it on her when he could get any 24 year old he wants?
Why is this Gretchen even on the show is she married to the dead guy? The poor sap had the life sucked out of him by her lameness-she was at Indy with him stating oh we go here , and when in Indy we do this, and that when we are at Indy! She has been sucking the blood from this guy for less than a year and she acts like she has a past with him!
*peeks in*
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Did you see when Vicki and the other Bimbo when they went with their Hubbies to Napa Valley- they all had a hard time ordering off a menu that was different than the usuall hamburger joints that they frequent-
Vicki: What a huge ass poser-she acts like whe is going to sell a crappy ass trailer in Parker Arizona-yeah Parker Arizona, I know this trailer park and its worth at most $320K which is probably mortgaged as well and trying to trade up to a $1 mil yacht-what a hoot she is very small time and acts like shes a player-I give odds that the yacht talk goes away fast-
Can you spot the token Eskimo?
Oh, how very un-'PC' of me ... the token Inuit.
(I haven't seen so much white since I was caught in that blizzard back in 1984.)
i love that gretchen tells bitchy vicki off. that makes her my new favorite.
Must be tough on poor old Jenna, being the moose on a show full of beef jerky.
Are they all related?
Sorry, Vicki not Nicki.
I'm watching the first episode right now and just wanted to say that Nicki's daughter Briana (who is 21) seems to be the only down-to-earth person on this show who has some sense of moderation when her mom wants to buy her a yacht. She told her mom to work less and be with her family more instead. I also like the Briana looks like a normal girl and isn't anorexic with D sized breasts like all the other bitches on the show.
They all look like they were cut from the same cloth...do men really find them attractive?
The only one who stands out is the brunette sucking in her stomach...haha!
Rigamia - I don't think men really find them attractive, save for maybe guys who think they're impressing other guys. Notice how not one of the men in their lives is a catch?
LOL - so true!!
Anyone ever notice how much of an asshole Tamra's husband is? And can we talk about those balloons on her chest?
On Gretchen - do these goldiggas not have libidos? What do they do for sex?
tds517-
I don't think men really find them attractive, save for maybe guys who think they're impressing other guys. Notice how not one of the men in their lives is a catch?
Submitted by kacky on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:20pm.
Babe, I hope it's Lauri, babe. Babe, she's annoying as hell, babe.
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Laurie's lame Bravo blog says that everyone tells her that they're sick of the "babe" already and that she has to find him a new nickname. I vote for "ASSHOLE". She can't pucker up so he can pucker up for the both of them! Good riddance!
angel, you are right on. It's always the ugly ones who are bitchy
Lauri's jaw makes her look like Captain Hook.
I think she's the one going, too.
"Vicki can't go, because she's a bitch and she looks like Droopy Dog's mom" LMAO! She does!
Babe, I hope it's Lauri, babe. Babe, she's annoying as hell, babe.
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How surprising that the bitchiest bitch is also the ugliest!
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Oh for all that is holy in fashion, did this Tupperware Party buy these dresses at Joan Collin's garage sale?
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I sort of thought it would be Gretchen and this might be the episode showing when Jeff passes away.
I'm only going by the fact that the way she talks in her blogs, it seems as though he's already passed on and I can see that as a reason for not wanting to continue to be filmed constantly.
Or Laurie since her son is a crackhead.
I kind of wish it was Vicki, I can't stand her or her closeted son and super annoying daughter.
Laurie's gone..she said she didn't 'miss' the catty bitches. Don't let the door hit you in your busted wax face.
Laurie's going all soft. She used to be the biggest snobby biatch on the GD show. What's her purpose now?!? I mean, she's not whoring around, she's got married and her kid is locked up..Why should she get a check?!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by james12
Shove an axe up your ass...
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LMAO! I winced at that...my imagination is too vivid for that shit. haha
Seriously, doesn't this pic look like Japanese business men should be negotiating a price here? I mean, for reals. I bet you show this pic to some Japanese businessmen, and the majority are gonna say, *Vey nice, how much for blonde in blue?"....TRUST...not that I'm speaking from experience...*hanging tiger head in shame*...What? Japanese biness mens pay da bills ho's...Oh, like you skanks don't know that already...
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Shove an axe up your ass...
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Siobhan on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then, it's hilarious! lol
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I hope it's Kim . . . ummm, sorry, wrong show.
It better not be Lauri; her douchey husband and solid face fascinate me. Plus, I think she'll try to make her daughter feel like crap over the skin-care line. But if she does go, I won't miss how she calls dumb George "Beb."
Vicki has to stay so we can see if she tries to molest her son.
Nothing is more sad than a middle aged woman- or a woman any age- wearing some Zum Zum looking piece of shit prom dress.
Pageant hair is aging too.
Look! More idiots who have no talent to speak of are trying to become...famous.
All these whores look same.
Off Topic: I kid not when I say the brangeloonies are still posting at JJ's on that same Brad thread. I am jealous I can't post with the other tormentors cause I got banned after two comments. One whore over there said the "jenhens" go over everything written with a fine tooth comb just to twist brangies words. HA! These fuckers dig deep on google to find vids for show and tell.
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I can't help it...I am repulsed and cannot stop Tivoing this show.
I think MK is right...it's Laurie.
Goodbye large boobed goddess of OC. You will be missed.
Cheers.
who watches this crap?
wow theres a whole lot of fake booby there
Gretchen's Fiance passed away in September of this year. She never did Marry him - she said she didn't want to marry him until he was in remission which never happened. Although the younger woman way older man thing gets me creeped out I say to each their own, and is she brought him happiness in the end that's all that matters. RIP fiance of Gretchen (sorry don't remember his name)
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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:12pm.
She seriously gives me the creepies. Let's send her some Dulcolax.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:05pm.
Ho in the green dress needs some Spanx.
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LOL. She forgot them, that's why she's sucking in her tummy.
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Ho in the green dress needs some Spanx.
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They ought to call this one "The Real Trophy Wives of orange county". Those chicks are about as useful as a 5th wheel on a car...
Submitted by Leona on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:40pm.
I think maybe you bit me one time.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
I think maybe you bit me one time.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/03/2008 -
I'm the bitch that says "if you so much as look at me I will fuck you up."
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
this photo confirms my suspicion that these are all the same girl, even the token brunette
they're just photoshop clones
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:11pm.
It's sort of like when two dogs meet, one has to establish dominance. I'm the dog that rolls over.
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I'm the bitch that says "if you so much as look at me I will fuck you up."
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 7:11pm.
It's sort of like when two dogs meet, one has to establish dominance. I'm the dog that rolls over.
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I don't like to show my soft underbelly, and no bitch better try to sniff my butt.
NawmImsayin?
I'm the dog who growls in her throat and her neck fur stands straight up.
Then I spray like a cat and run!!
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)
It's sort of like when two dogs meet, one has to establish dominance. I'm the dog that rolls over.
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Pointy side up all the way!
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I went to an all-girls boarding school. Talk about a den of bitchery... What usually worked for me was to act totally oblivious to the bitchiness and kill them with kindness.
That's my MO. If these women don't *perceive* you as a threat or an enemy, you can have them eating out of your hand. Then you can stick the knife in, if you choose.
It's sort of like when two dogs meet, one has to establish dominance. I'm the dog that rolls over.
Okay...I finally watched the clip...those women are bitches...I can't believe how shitty they treat each other.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:56pm.
What gets under my skin is when another woman sees me coming and looks me up and down, then smiles half of a disdainful little smile.
Always makes me feel like CRAP, even though I know better.
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Oh Spaghetti Cat if only you could tame the heart of my wild demon cat Leona.
(putsomestankonit)