Wednesday, December 3rd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Evan Rachel Wood doesn't completely look like a welfare version of Dita Von Teese anymore (but she still looks scary) - Just Jared
Adriana Lima's titties magically grew - Egotastic!
MiserAlba in a dress made out of leftover Xmas wrapping paper and old ornaments - Hollywood Tuna
Famewhore Posh Beckham says she's not a famewhore - Lainey Gossip
Jamie Lynn Spears could have accidentally sucked her baby out! - IDLYITW
Lil' Rod Stewart and his giant wife (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Vadge takes her scary mask face to Argentina - Popsugar
I hope A-Rod will be very happy in his new prison cell - Hollywood Rag
Don't bitch knows that if you get too close to Akon, you'll get knocked out? - Towleroad
I need the bronze partout - Cityrag
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ERW and Xtina should go to Makeup Addicts Annonymous together.
Evan Rachel Woods should get rid of herself. After the Dita stunt i see redemtpion almost imposible.
Madonnas magical thinking has got her feeling as if Argentinians actually want her there. Bitch fiercely hated there.
Alba can be so hot...this new look of hers is just not really working to her advantage.
Just looked at the calendar photos from the Hollywood Tuna link. Okay...so those are pretty hot.
Why are we seeing so much of Alba recently??
I hope that the Jamie Lynn story isnt true
Eeeeew I would never rub Akon like that that dude grosses me out
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Happy Holidays
Evan Rachel Wood looks like the Cobain daughter.
i can spray paint a spool of thread and separate my ass cheeks without the help of the french!
OMG, the bronze partout! ROFL
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Heath Ledger
4/4/79 - 1/22/08
If the Jamie Lynn story is true, I want to run Lynne Spears over with a fucking steam roller.
That stupid bitch.
A. You don't let your 16 year old get breast implants (Shitney)
B. You don't let your other 16 year old daughter LIVE with her 20 year old boyfriend.
C. You DO NOT let your 16 year old daughter, who is/was by no means FAT, get fucking lipo!
Please, PLEASE someone just wipe the Spears family off the face of this planet.
I'm terrified that trash like that has a fan base and following and will not see anything wrong with any of this.
*runs to bomb shelter*
I thought that was Taterhead Willis.
Evan and other famehwores take note, lateral moves are not considered improvements.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Evan Rachel Wood now looks like a low rent version of the Botox Ice Queen (Nicole Kidman).