Wednesday, December 3rd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Evan Rachel Wood doesn't completely look like a welfare version of Dita Von Teese anymore (but she still looks scary) - Just Jared
Adriana Lima's titties magically grew - Egotastic!
MiserAlba in a dress made out of leftover Xmas wrapping paper and old ornaments - Hollywood Tuna
Famewhore Posh Beckham says she's not a famewhore - Lainey Gossip
Jamie Lynn Spears could have accidentally sucked her baby out! - IDLYITW
Lil' Rod Stewart and his giant wife (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Vadge takes her scary mask face to Argentina - Popsugar
I hope A-Rod will be very happy in his new prison cell - Hollywood Rag
Don't bitch knows that if you get too close to Akon, you'll get knocked out? - Towleroad
I need the bronze partout - Cityrag
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She is so attractive and I have seen her on Meetwealthy. com,I also met many Sexy, Curvy, Classy Women, open minded rich couples, hot rich guys, nice wealthy admirers, even some celebs
Hmm I find this girl's face interesting. What is it about it that stops her from being beautiful? I mean, she has great porcelain skin, gorgeous silky hair, nice blue eyes and yet..
I guess my conclusion is this: too narrow lips and big chin? and too much makeup.
I think the beauty of eyes would be more apparent if she wore less makeup. There is a very fine line with makeup: a little can highlight something pretty, a lot can hide it.
oh I like her very much, she is so beautiful, also I saw her on a social site called m y mixedbook. com!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 4:32pm.
LMFAOROFL. Wendi Aarons is my new goddess. :)
Rich and famous people suck.
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Why does Evan Rachel Wood date such fugly-in-a-scary-way men? She's not that bad, is she?
Women like Evan Rachel Wood annoy me in that they change their persona and beliefs to accomodate whomever they happen to be dating. Or in some cases I guess they sell their souls if the price is right (hello Katie Holmes).
Submitted by Frybread on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 8:03pm.
Aside from being well groomed and having a clear complex from a professional makeup artist, she looks plain to me.
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I'm even going for homely...warmed over fug... fug over easy...? That's a horrible pic (maybe) or this chick just aint all that...you know, like she won the beauty pageant, but Rumer Willis was first runner up....Yeah, it's like that...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Aside from being well groomed and having a clear complex from a professional makeup artist, she looks plain to me.
what happened to her makeup? is that really white or lame?
Live NYC shows on RealityBedroom
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 6:22pm.
the only woman in America who thinks her boobs are spectacular just the way they are?
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Sorry Luscious Latke, but you just cannot compete with these:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/28268
read 'em and weep, ladies...
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Heaven help you if you have a different opinion to express, or GOD help you if you don't run spell-check OR you don't have perfect puncuation!--Mix Well
She is a really sexy and hot girl..It seems that she has a personal account at a military&admirer dating club with her pictures and blog. She is so popular there. Her photos on that site " sugar baby myinterracialmatch.com" I hope I were her, thus I can date those hot guys there...LOL..wish she make it ,she is always in style . no matter what things happened , we should stand by sb. but who cares it is true or not ?
LADIES--a lesson to us all:
Love your girls, treat them well,
and don't let just anyone see them.
And charge a lot when you do show 'em
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
I know I'm late to the party, but, Mrs. K, I think they're real, & they're spectacular! (I think latkes are good for boobies!)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:02pm.
Am I the only woman in America who thinks her boobs are spectacular just the way they are?
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No, I think your boobs are pretty spectacular too.
Awww, islandgirl beat me to the punchline!
I still love mine, even after brestfeeding two kids. They were better before all that, but they are still awesome. Actually, the older I get, the more I appreciate what I've got!
Aaaaw what i want pictures too!
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Happy Holidays
Um, Mrs Kravitz, I don't know how to tell you this, but we all have copies.
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
The ad for the butt-bronzer says: "Butt-spreader that permits you to tan your buttcrack while keeping your hands free. Available in many perfumes. Don't use for prolonged periods without medical advice."
I've already ordered a few. For gifts! Yeesh.
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"I'm A Celebrity" left deflated after glamour girl Nicola McLean busts out of the jungle.
*Giving Deb an atomic wedgie*
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
((((Tweaking Mrs. K's Tatas))))
MARVELOUS!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:22pm.
Mrs K.,
I am with IG. I think your boobs are marvelous!
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so YOU have the pictures now?!?!?!!?
Um, send them to All Caps Jim, 'K?
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
That's the first time I've seen her smile in ages. Well done for ditching Marilyn, girl.
Mrs K.,
I am with IG. I think your boobs are marvelous!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 4:32pm.
Dont Kill me for the long post lol but I had to post it!
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OMG! I love this letter...I can't stop laughing. Maybe I find it so humorous because periods have been the bane of my existence, and I finally got rid of them two years ago! Well, I had to get rid of my uterus to do it, but hey...whatever it took.
Michael K-
Bronzez Partout isnt the name of the product, it's describing what the product does (bronze everywhere), the name is Raidorée, FYI!
but gross.....
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:14pm.
would you PLEASE send me back those pictures?!?!?!?!
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:14pm.
hahahahahaha. Hi, there.
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"I'm A Celebrity" left deflated after glamour girl Nicola McLean busts out of the jungle.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:16pm.
IG!
Your avie had me mesmerized for about 2 minutes...OMD! I am easily amused...
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lol! IG is using my resized for dlisted avatar I used way back in the day. I love that animation...cracks me up with the dummy penguin. The original is bigger and funnier but dlisted can only allow so much size limits. *sniffle*
itty-bitty-titty committee?!?!?!!?!?
OMG he's a KEEPER!!!!!!!!
I just don't get the deal with breasts.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
I think Alba's dress would be stunning if it wasn't poofed out on the sides, but more an a-line cut. The designer was going for the "Christmas bell-ornament" look and it isn't flattering at all.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
IG!
Your avie had me mesmerized for about 2 minutes...OMD! I am easily amused...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:11pm.
Mrs. K- My BF was looking through my yearbook the other day and asked me if I was on the itty-bitty-titty committee. I think mine are small, but I'm not going to go doing anything to make them bigger.
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Oh girlllllll! Embrace your small tittays. Just think...they can't sag to your knees! Breast implants can compromise your immune system, turn hard as rocks and look like a NIGHTMARE not to mention the INITIAL cost...remember, you have to get new ones every 7-10 years or so for the rest of your life if you choose to have implants. That's pretty spendy!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:02pm.
Am I the only woman in America who thinks her boobs are spectacular just the way they are?
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No, I think your boobs are pretty spectacular too.
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Mrs. K- My BF was looking through my yearbook the other day and asked me if I was on the itty-bitty-titty committee. I think mine are small, but I'm not going to go doing anything to make them bigger.
Am I the only woman in America who thinks her boobs are spectacular just the way they are?
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:00pm.
Why is the number 420 in a circle on my ibuprofen? Is that a referrence to what the coating is made out of?
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what time is it?
it's 4:20.
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"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Submitted by FritoDorito
Frito!!!! Fritoling!!!!
I was wondering about you the other day...I havent seen you in weeks!
ERW is the female Brad Pitt. She takes on the desired look for each of her little "friends"...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 4:42pm.
Wait am i supposed to try all of these at once? and i dunno about rotating my boobies...I might loose track of what im doing lmao
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Happy Holidays
Why is the number 420 in a circle on my ibuprofen? Is that a referrence to what the coating is made out of?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 4:48pm.
Sweet Sweet Jeffro,
You took our wrath personally, but it wasn't REALLY directed at you.
It just felt that way.
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I know, Mrs. K...13 years times 12 months per year...I oughta know better. :)
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 4:48pm.
It's probably mean, but I keep wishing for more bitches to become seriously disfigured or killed by stupid cosmetic procedures.
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Harshhhhhhh, Hekkers! I dunno...I've caught a few of those "botched job" shows and it's so sad and a definite reality check. Vanity can turn someone into, "Love that Joker!" real quick. Look to Tina...Look to TINAAAAAAAAAAAA.
she is unnaturally white. I'm not putting down the pale people out there, but jeez...shes like shade of drown.
"You smell funny. Please wash that."
Oh fuck me, that's funny!!!!!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
Sweet Sweet Jeffro,
You took our wrath personally, but it wasn't REALLY directed at you.
It just felt that way.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 4:11pm.
Hey I've got a 'female' question...WTF is with the tampon commercials making it sound like being on your period is FUN?
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I hate the Brinks Security commericals. Those things freak me out and make me jump everytime, even though I know it is coming.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 4:44pm.
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Nooooo. Nooooooo scriptures! lol
Here's one I think every woman could read at least once in their lives on a maxi-pad with relief:
"Well, ya ain't pregnant!"
It's probably mean, but I keep wishing for more bitches to become seriously disfigured or killed by stupid cosmetic procedures.
I always post this when the subject of Botox comes up, but the body can build up a resistance to the botulism, and then it stops working. It doesn't happen too often, and only if it's used for years. But that should be happening to someone we know soon (odds are...). And isn't it true that if the fat cells get sucked out of one place, the fat will just go elsewhere?
The human body has ways of compensating, and doing what it's supposed to do, despite our best efforts.
You're right, MK, Evan Rachel Wood does look creepy.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
I've enjoyed Evan in the few films I've seen her in, but she seems to be adopting the Christina Aguilera approach to makeup which is scary and wrong. Less is more, dear.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 4:42pm.
Goddamn, I've just had an epiphany...what about maxi pads with biblical quotes on them, and Chestica can be the spokeswhore??? LMAO
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LOL...those aren't just wings, they're angel wings.
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 4:41pm.
Lesson 1 Jeffro - never bring up this shit on a board of mostly women unless you are fully prepared to endure the wrath.
*MWAH*
*hugs and kisses*
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NO SHIT! Jeez and here I thought I was being the sympathetic sensitive type. Fuck me runnin!
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!