Priscilla Presley Found Her Next Victim!
We all suspected that Priscilla Presley's face is covered with the skin of fetuses, but now we have picture proof! At last night's "Road to a Cure" event, Priscilla smelled fresh newborn baby blood in the air and immediately traced the scent back to David Archuleta. The look in her eyes is terrifying! She can't wait to crush down his baby teeth into powder and smother her body with it.
Luckily, David has his crazy tween fans on speed dial and he was able to get them to crawl out of their mom's basement TV room to fend Priscilla off using their screams and garlic salt.
David wasn't completely safe, because a few minutes later Ryan Gaycrest also attacked him on the red carpet. David really shouldn't leave his daddy's side. There's scary monsters everywhere.
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Wow, Gaycrest looks taller than DAvid....he really should consider becoming a spokeperson for the elf community.
Um...and he's not even slightly cute.
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seriously, she looks bootiful for an 87-year old
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If I were her, I'd never ever ever leave the house.
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she's a bad mamma jamma, just as fine as she can be.....
OMFG!!! That picture!
It's like a Chupacabra about to attack a little lamb. I'm frightened.
((hugging myself and rocking back and forth))
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
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Here's a tip. When you are trying to appear younger than you really are, don't stand next to someone who is really young. Thank you.
The real question in all this hot mess is WHY IS TOBY THE DOG LOSING TO KIM ZOLCIAK????????
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:25pm.
I swear, Elvis died so he wouldn't have to see this.
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LOL!
I think you just might be right, actually.
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Sweet Jebus someone hold me please!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
Who is this ugly kid? He's a fright.
She looks worse than Jocelyn Wildenstein now. She lapped the cat lady! Impressive.
I see plenty of striking women who wear their age well and think I should be so lucky when i get to that stage. Women who get a nip .tweak, fine if you have the money. But this level is sad. Doctors need to start turning people like this away instead of salivating at the extra money.
wooooo. nothing says 'youth' like grey teeth.
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Oh my gwad in heaven! One of the most botched plastic surgery debacles ever. She doesn't even look human anymore. She was such a beauty, too.
Elvis isn't dead! He's hiding in her face!
Rich and famous people suck.
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I swear, Elvis died so he wouldn't have to see this.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:18pm.
eeeeeew why is he wearing that? Why do these kids like him and the jonas brothers get stylests that dress them all ridonculous looking...oooh and hes a squinter! I love people that cant keep their eyes open when they smile..they make me laugh
LMFAO I thought you said he was a "squirter!" I was all "how can you tell?" hahahaha
Rich and famous people suck.
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This comment thingy should seriously have a spell checker...
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Sometimes you can get a glimpse of the beauty she used to be, but you have to look really hard. Heart breaking.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
watch your cars. she'll steal your oil to make herself a cutie pie *barf*
I usually close my eyes when the flash goes off. Maybe that's why he's all squinty. Beware of the Priscilla she will suck young blood!
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Priscilla is starting to look like Sylvester Stallone's 200 year-old grandmother.
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The botoxed face, the deformed lips, the hideous make-up and hair... Priscilla needs an intervention!
LOL! @ thumb 4:
O ho ho ho...you're putting lips on me...! o ho hokay now! not too much now! *nervous laugh*...
She's totally mauling him and she's a scary monster!
Why do people keep scaring the children!?
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Priscilla's obviously in competition with Ivana Trump.
eeeeeew why is he wearing that? Why do these kids like him and the jonas brothers get stylests that dress them all ridonculous looking...oooh and hes a squinter! I love people that cant keep their eyes open when they smile..they make me laugh
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Jebus christmas on a saltine she use to be sooo pretty.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Priscilla...or Morticia?
Gwad, poor little David. He's fresh meat for everyone. Prisilly is totally thinking "Scientology recruit" and next boytoy. Ew.
Rich and famous people suck.
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