Priscilla Presley Found Her Next Victim!
We all suspected that Priscilla Presley's face is covered with the skin of fetuses, but now we have picture proof! At last night's "Road to a Cure" event, Priscilla smelled fresh newborn baby blood in the air and immediately traced the scent back to David Archuleta. The look in her eyes is terrifying! She can't wait to crush down his baby teeth into powder and smother her body with it.
Luckily, David has his crazy tween fans on speed dial and he was able to get them to crawl out of their mom's basement TV room to fend Priscilla off using their screams and garlic salt.
David wasn't completely safe, because a few minutes later Ryan Gaycrest also attacked him on the red carpet. David really shouldn't leave his daddy's side. There's scary monsters everywhere.
Of all the fucked up faces in Hollywood, Cilla's hurts me the most. I love Cilla! She was one of the most beautiful women on earth until she mutilated herself. I think she would have aged very well. It hurts me.
Not only was she married to the biggest hunk of burnin love ever, she was actually a really good actress on DALLAS and THE NAKED GUN series as well as FORD FAIRLANE.
How can these plastic surgeons stay in business after doing this shit to women?
They are so happy, I heard that they met at meetwealthy. com, now they got married. how happy they are. Good for them.
Priscilla Presley trying to smile is not a pretty thing to behold.
Leona Helmsley meets Jocelyn Wildenstein for Xenu's World Cup of Doom....
Why did she do this to herself...WHY??????
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Scurry!
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Did the sky suddenly go dark for a quick second? That was God rolling his eyes. (MK)
That was a horror or suspense thriller for David.
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Earthworm Jim wants his neck back.
I didn't think that there was ANYONE shorter than the Gaycrest - well except maybe Seth Green - he must be so thrilled! Or he has 6" lifts...
Miss Graycrest looks hot, but she is not a young woman. She is a 'mature' woman now.
My eyes...they BURN! Shit, I hope retinas haven't completely fried.
I call bull shit on all this fuckery. Is David shorter than Little Gay Crazy? (TC) anyway David pinged my gaydar. He'd rather play nut juggles with Ryan than put his precious member near that OLD (face it Pris, you are) dried up vag. She has to have hit menopause by now. Screwing that would like humping an day old Arby's roast beef sandwich. *shudder*
Payday came and with it beer.
~~Rudyard Kipling~~
I seriously still think he is a little all not there. Slow in the brain. And he will just crack one day and go on a killing ramage.
You know Elvis is somewhere right now saying to himself"What the hell was I thinking"
What makes you think Seacrest isn't his daddy?
Poor David. He looks like he's about to be eaten by the Princess of Darkness. She will breathe his air, eat his food, and make him to "put the lotion it's skin." when she puts him in the well in the basement.
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"Who needs luck when I got friends like you fellas?" - Theodore Bagwell
Dear Elvis:
I miss you and love you. Now get that pathetic piece of trash a spot next to you in the "forever garden" or whatever it is in Graceland where you are buried. She has cashed in on your name for the last time. What a sad old woman. Elvis Presley got rid of her and so should we.
Elvis rules. Priscilla sucks the wang.
Dehydrated Bologna neck! OMG. *cry*
In all honesty, I have to thank God for peopkle like Priscilla Presley, Melanie Griffith, the lovely and elegant Jocelyn Wildenstein, etc...I actually used to think I might someday consider a facelift. People like this make me so, so happy I haven't - I don't care if I end up looking like memaw Kim Zolciak, I will grow old naturally and gracefully!!! This scares me!
Priscilla was looking for young male foreskin to inject into her lips. She figured David was stock full of foreskin since he's a virgin..er.er. Virgo..Yep a Virgo..LOL!
Priscilla really fucked up her face, she was so beautiful. There are bitches on myspace that wanna look like her..dunno if that's the direction I'd want to go..bloated face baby cheek hag.
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
Love Anderson- no kidding. This guy has it written all over him. I wonder why so many preteens are into these young guys so obviously in the closet?
My money says he's GAY.
And Gaycrest is sending him love poems and candy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Priscilla is so rich ,how the hell did she get such a messed up face.Her plastic surgeon must suck!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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He looks like a waiter from the Ozark Mountains Dinner Theatre.
She scares the fucking Bejeezus outta me. I wouldn't want to run into her in the dark hours.
Holy bleeding Jesus, Priscilla is frightening as fuck. Anybody have a silver bullet? Wooden stake? She's going to devour that young man. Won't someone think of the children!? you people are all too busy blogging about stupid celebrity shit when this poor lad is about to be killed by this she-beast!!!!
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Poor, poor Archie.
That face should show Sarah Palin that Darwin was very correct the entire time.
OMG Priscilla , Priscilla , WHERE do I begin?..
that face...like big 70s Nauga-hyde couch cushions implanted in those cheeks..
also its VERY important to remember to not bephotographed next to anyone under 60 yrs of age..
and CUTESY WUTESY really needs to stop, Ive had it with his fuckery and he is just getting started..
I can totally see Simon and Semencrest rubbing their man chi chi's all over Cutesy here...
Ugh.. OUT!
"I dont keep up with The Joneses, I AM The Joneses!" - NeNe, Real Housewives of ATL
Ryan Seacreature is not human
Homeboy needs to learn how to dress! Uggggggg-leee!
"Bitch, please! It's fucking personal!"
He looks a little special.
She looks like the Joker, if the Joker had Elvis' testicles packed in his cheeks.
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Fuck. Priscilla Presley looks almost as bad as Jackie Stallone.
He looks like a stoned troll.
Christ! Yesterday Ivana, today Priscilla!
My eyes have barely had time to recover. And this douche-in-training reminds me of Alfred E. Neumann.
She looks like Rocky Dennis.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
I like Ivana's hair better in these pics....
(I keed, I keed)
"Seacrest, out...of the closet."
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Her neck is going to haunt me. Plastic surgery is not always a good thing. Case in point.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:38pm.
Wow, Gaycrest looks taller than DAvid....he really should consider becoming a spokeperson for the elf community.
AHAHAHHAHHAHHA I just peed myself!!
Fucking hell! Don't any of these filthy rich bitches own a mirror!!!
I am positive my ugly next door neighbour's arsehole would look prettier than her face.
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:53pm.
Nah, just give my balls a tickle.
agreed she's like the walking dead and they guy has the weirdest body shape ever.
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the horror...
he just got off the short bus.
she just fell off a hearse.
omg that 6th thumbnail is hilarious! he has the shortest little legs! they are as long as his torso! poor kid :(
Anybody else having flash-backs of Shelob's attack on Frodo???
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I think I see Elvis in her cheek implant!
chefcammi, I voted for you every day.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
She used to be really pretty. Botox has turned her into a fugly fug. She's hideous now.
Aww, he's such a cute little elf! No comment on Priscilla.
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Archie's probably thinking, "This is what I get for second place? What the fuck did 3rd place get, a brick in the mouth?"
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 1:24pm.
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those are some disturbung pictures! I feel the need to purge!
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I can't believe her facial muscles are mobile enough to form a smile.
She's probably got to stay in bed today recovering with the lights out, shades drawn, and a heating pad over her face. Well, maybe not a heating pad. We wouldn't want any of that crap to come loose.