Blaaaake Effed Up Again
The last time we left our crackhead heroes, Blaaaake vowed he was clean and Wino was laid up in THE CLINIC after she had a "bad reaction to medication." It's time to turn the page, because there's a new chapter in the never-ending crack opera known as Blaaake's and Wino's life.
Blaaaake, who was released from the chokey early so that he could get treatment at a rehab facility, is going back to prison after he failed a drug test. In his defense, you could drain his blood, put kitten blood back in him and he'd still test positive for the bad shit.
After learning that he could be locked up until 2010, Blaaaake rushed to Wino's bedside all dramatic-like and begged her to forgive him. Some person with information told The Sun, “Blake did a runner. He turned up in hospital and hell broke loose — everyone was totally shocked. He was asking Amy to forgive him. As he was going back inside anyway he felt he didn’t have much to lose.”
Friends of Wino say it's a good thing he's going back in, because she was just starting to get her life back on track. Well, except for that little crack seizure that landed her back in the hospital. Her friends must have forgotten about that small tidbit. A friend went on to say, “She had finally started stepping up divorce proceedings again but he started phoning again and getting inside her mind. Now he is out of the picture again she can concentrate on getting her life on track.”
This is the way things should be. Wino and Blaaaaake are star-cracked lovers and it's meant to stay this way forever. If Blaaaake ever got out of prison, what would Wino scream about? She wouldn't be able to say, "this is for my Blaaaake incarcerated," before every fucking performance. That wouldn't be right.
And you know that tomorrow there will be news that Wino is going to renew her vows with Blaaaake in a beautiful prison ceremony. Then the next day we'll learn that she's filed for divorce. The day after that she'll remarry him in a touching online wedding. Rinse, repeat, the crack pipe burns on....
"Tales of The Crackie of Camden and Blake Re-Carcerated", now in coloring books!
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I'm starting to think Blakey My Fella is in for life. It'll be a divorce finalized while he's in jail...too fitting for *that* relationship.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 4:43pm.
Why don't they kill themselves already. The poor man's version of Sid and Nancy.
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like a cork screw to my heart, Aunt Bea.
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You've got a mind of your own, why don't you use it
You know your way home or did you lose it?
You knew right where you were going when you walked up to that door
And anytime you want to leave get up and go.
Why don't they kill themselves already. The poor man's version of Sid and Nancy.
Submitted by dollyface on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 3:45pm.
I'd like to see any of YOU jellis h8rs have a conversation with Wino without being on drugs!!
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Hey bitch. You can't negotiate with an addict.
I'd like to see any of YOU jellis h8rs have a conversation with Wino without being on drugs!!
If these two get back together it will be even more evident that Wino is insane,but just like Whitney and Bobbie I think they are a junkie match made in heaven.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Blake looks special. Whatever, Wino dumped his ass because she wants to keep doing the crack, while Blaaake is just a dumbass!
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Ugh... I thought he meant what he said in that interview. Guess I'm a noob when it comes to this crackopera then.
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He posted a profile on a dating site sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com . many of his fans were seeking for him and wanna date with him. now that club is very hot because of him.
I am just a bit curious..the magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profile was found on the famous rich men seeking affairs site !!!(sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com) last week and he was seeking his sugar woman there. wow!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:13pm.
Jeffro,
Sadly the spotted elephant already had plans with King Moonracer.
Hekki,
REALLY?? Oh man! I watch them everytime they come on! I could not make it through a xmas without the Snow Miser!
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Really have to wonder what kicking around in the King's closet for him to be up there too.
And did I see that there was a new Xmas show with the Heat and Snow Misers? Those guys are cool.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
"In his defense, you could drain his blood, put kitten blood back in him and he'd still test positive for the bad shit."
AhHaahaha! That's hilarious ;D I've been missing MK and dlisted! I've actually had to do some WORK. FUCK ME!
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:07pm.
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A USED TAMPON. SO SHUT THE HELL UP BITCH!
"YA I'M A BITCH! JUST NOT YOURS!"
- Me
K??? WHO FUCKIN CARES
TWO BRITISH LITTLE CRACKHEAD SLUTS RELAPSING
LIKE THIS IS NEW NEWS. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!
"YA I'M A BITCH! JUST NOT YOURS!"
- Me
Jeffro,
Sadly the spotted elephant already had plans with King Moonracer.
Hekki,
REALLY?? Oh man! I watch them everytime they come on! I could not make it through a xmas without the Snow Miser!
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
He looks like a used q-tip.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
so Blaaake is on his way back to the chokey. Shocking. rolls eyes. wonder if he ever got a chance to "take her knickers down". Ewwww, sorry I just grossed myself out..... Runs to bathroom to lose breakfast.
he's dumb. i can't believe he used.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:34am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:28am.
she CAN NOT have my dreamboat Petey, uhuh, no way.
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But she just needs to BORROW him! She'll give him back, I swear!
oh, HELLS, you think I want him back after he
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Ethan Embry (the weirdo from Empire Records), only with jacked up teefs?
Submitted by Clarisse: "I LOVE those Rankin-Bass movies! How many times have we seen them??"
Oh, they were showing previews of those the other night on ABC and my daughter said she didn't want to see them because they looked creepy. And then I admitted that I never liked them because they were creepy. And then Mr. Hekki said, "You too? I always thought they were, too!"
We don't like 'em!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:42am.
Jeffro,
I heard that she kept trying to ride the Cowboy that rides an ostrich??
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Turns out the cowboy wanted go all Brokeback with the spotted elephant.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Jeffro,
I heard that she kept trying to ride the Cowboy that rides an ostrich??
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
He just wants to get back together with her because she can pack more contraband in that beehive of hers than other women can insert, let's say, elsewhere.
So Addiction, rather than Love Conquers All yet again.
q.e.d
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If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
I thought the doll was on the island because she was sad instead of being happy?
Anyway, this is either an old pic of Blaaake or a new one, because he looks healthier and has more meat on his bones. Not saying he looks attractive tho.
Bring back Celebrity Death match but for real this time. 14 minutes and 59 seconds of fame already used. Please.
Blaaake failed his drug test? I am shocked!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:32am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:28am.
she CAN NOT have my dreamboat Petey, uhuh, no way.
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But she just needs to BORROW him! She'll give him back, I swear!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:30am.
Jeffro!!!
Trollop!?! Tra-la-la!?!
I LOVE those Rankin-Bass movies! How many times have we seen them??
Trivia - There has been much speculation, but nobody actually knows why the little doll was on the Island of Misfit Toys.
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R-B are still the standard for Xmas shows.
I read on the bathroom wall that the doll was there cuz she kept playing with Charlie in the Box's crank. LOL
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:28am.
she CAN NOT have my dreamboat Petey, uhuh, no way.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Jeffro!!!
Trollop!?! Tra-la-la!?!
I LOVE those Rankin-Bass movies! How many times have we seen them??
Trivia - There has been much speculation, but nobody actually knows why the little doll was on the Island of Misfit Toys.
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
She's not going to do that.
2010 is too long - she can't bear it.
That was her whole deal to begin with, was being without her man. And she was finally starting to get over it and let him go...
I think she's gonna say:"Fuck it" now. Because if this goes on neither one of them will last that long anyhow. It's true, man. Pete Doherty needs to get his skanky ass over there and offer her a rebound. (yeah - I just threw up in my mouth a little bit too but look what we have to work with!)
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Blake got high?
NONONO!
"faints from shock"
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 12/03/2008 -
This pic always makes me think of 'Cruiser' from Stripes...."I thought I better join the army before I got drafted."
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LMFAO, C-Word!
"My hobbies are fast cars and fast women...cuz, uh, that's why the guys in my car club call me 'The Cruiser'."
"They shoulda called you 'The Dork'!"
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
The last time we left our crackhead heroes, Blaaaake vowed he was clean and Wino was laid up in THE CLINIC after she had a "bad reaction to medication." It's time to turn the page, because there's a new chapter in the never-ending crack opera known as Blaaake's and Wino's life.
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Wait! Lemme get my hot chocolate and my blankie=)
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Those lovebirds are meant to be...fucked-up forever!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
(off topic...this is played out anyhow)
Hey Clarisse, I watched Rudolph last night with the kiddo...totally forgot that Rudy's gf's name was 'Clarisse'!
Although I should have known, with that slutty red bow on her head, the trollop. LOL
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:15am.
I always wondered what happened to that 'Corky' kid from Life Goes On.
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This pic always makes me think of 'Cruiser' from Stripes...."I thought I better join the army before I got drafted."
Other than that, meh.
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
Oh well, die young and have a semi-good looking corpse. They had their choices, drugs or the highway. And well, who fucking gives a shit!
I AM SHOCKED!!!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
This has to be one of the most boring dramas ever.
As usual, MK has said it all.
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"I'm A Celebrity" left deflated after glamour girl Nicola McLean busts out of the jungle.
Michael K,
You were spot on with this post until you typed "rinse".
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
OH MY GOD!
He DID??!!
I am soooo shocked.
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I want a Sunday kind of love; a love to last past Saturday night
And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
- Etta James
I always wondered what happened to that 'Corky' kid from Life Goes On.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
FUCK YOU COOTER!
ha ha ha this stupid bitch sure is purdy!
talkin bout blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
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