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Kristen Stewart, the wooden doll in Twilight and Panic Room, will play Joan Jett in the biopic The Runaways. Kristen is perfectly capable to play a dead fish left by the side of the road in the summer sun, but she is no Joan Jett. The girl is not the one. Kristen is probably going to get nominated for a Razzie for this performance this year even though they haven't even shot it yet. I predict this shit will be painful.
The movie will be directed and written by music video director Floria Sigismondi . Joan Jett must have co-signed casting Kristen, because she is a producer on the movie. It will start filming sometime next year. They have to work around Kristen's shooting schedule for the Twilight sequels.
I can only imagine who is going to play the rest of those hot bitches: Taylor Momsen IS Cherie Currie (she already has the hair), Ashley Jizzdale IS Lita Ford, Taylor Swift IS Sandy West, Miley Cyrus IS Jackie Fox. Suri Cruise will shoot a cameo as Mikki Steele. You know this is going to be the cast.
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I love rock and roll
Put another green bean in your sock slot bay bay
I love rock and roll
Come on spend a bean and slap my sally
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Monotone Zombie are exactly the words I was looking for to describe the impression I got of her. I didn't see the movie, but that is what I got from the trailors I say.
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Glad I'm not the only one that thinks she's a monotone zombie. I feel for her co-stars.
I don't like Kristen Stewart, there's something about her that bothers me. Also, am I the only one who thinks she gives of lezzie vibes? I could see her dating SamRo.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
shit, she could possibly have the look, but the additude? hellz no.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
OH Screw you cooter!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Maybe they thought she was rock cause she smokes pot.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
Well Ms. Jett is Gayelle to tenth power, maybe Kristen "auditioned" the best.
Do you wanna touch me there,
Where,
THERE!
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