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Kristen Stewart, the wooden doll in Twilight and Panic Room, will play Joan Jett in the biopic The Runaways. Kristen is perfectly capable to play a dead fish left by the side of the road in the summer sun, but she is no Joan Jett. The girl is not the one. Kristen is probably going to get nominated for a Razzie for this performance this year even though they haven't even shot it yet. I predict this shit will be painful.
The movie will be directed and written by music video director Floria Sigismondi . Joan Jett must have co-signed casting Kristen, because she is a producer on the movie. It will start filming sometime next year. They have to work around Kristen's shooting schedule for the Twilight sequels.
I can only imagine who is going to play the rest of those hot bitches: Taylor Momsen IS Cherie Currie (she already has the hair), Ashley Jizzdale IS Lita Ford, Taylor Swift IS Sandy West, Miley Cyrus IS Jackie Fox. Suri Cruise will shoot a cameo as Mikki Steele. You know this is going to be the cast.
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Fuck this chick! UGH! Why is she famous? She cant act for shit, and she has the whole white trash livin in a trailer look to her. Not to pretty at all, totally trashy lookin. I just recently watched Into The Wild and was so worked up about how AWFUL she was in it I was squirming. What a fuckin insult to cast her as Joan. And I know I am days behind in posting this, so no one will probably read this. lol oh well..
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Here is an opportunity to get a regular looking girl with real talent to play a part. (Joan Jett wasn't so much of a looker, as she was a rocker) Instead they get a hot bimbo. Women should be outraged.
Chick looks more like a better looking Lisa Marie Presley to me....
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I smacked a bitch and I liked it.
Trust Floria...she is one of THE coolest bitches on the planet.
I don't get the problem with Kristen Stewart. She is talented (and no, I'm not one of those Twilight fangirls).
Check out Into the Wild and Speak.
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Submitted by Jem on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 5:28pm.
No! I have to be Lita Ford!
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Lita was the HOTNESS! Yowzaaaaaa!
No! I have to be Lita Ford!
What kind of fuckery is this? Joan Jett was my girl crush - My good fortune has me going to see Twilight tonight with six screaming preteens and a bad case of Bronchitis so I am physced! I will hold out judgement until then, but I have no hope.
What? Lohan was too busy for this role of a lifetime? :P
This has crapfest written all over it.
Expect to see this going straight to the 99-cent DVD bin at Walmart.
They could use all the Geldof girls... Or maybe the Jonas Bros.
This makes me want to vomit.
If Floria is directing it I have high hopes for it.I never question odd casting till I see the final product.Cruise as Lestat is a perfect example of that.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Both Kat Moennig and Fairuza Balk are good ideas, but I would choose Zooey Deschanel (with brown contacts, of course). She is a good actor and she sings and plays a variety of instruments.
Submitted by whippersnapper on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by filapurr on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:05am.
What happened to Hollywood? Remember when there were cool, young actresses like Fairuza Balk. She's too old but she would've been great.
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What happened is that their potential succoessors don't stay out of the spotlight the way those girls did. I know nothing about Fairuza Balk's personal life. Same with Iona Skye. Say what you want about Angelina Jolie, but before Girl Interrupted, her antics weren't publicized and so she still had some edginess.
If Megan Fox didn't tell tabloids how she loves giving hand jobs (or whatever she said) and came across as being smarter, she might have been a contender. ScarJo had some indie edge in Ghost World and Lost in Translation, but then she became a mega-star and lost that cool factor. Zooey Deschanel and Alison Lohman might be too old. Maggie Gyllenhaal definitely is, but she was a good example of a young, cool actress.
Does anyone else think that Kate Moennig (Shane from The L Word) would be a better option? She's a much better actress, and better looking. I'm not saying Kristen is unattractive or anything, she kind of looks like Kate anyways.
Couldn't they pick people who can act?
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 12:14pm.
Submitted by filapurr on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:05am.
What happened to Hollywood? Remember when there were cool, young actresses like Fairuza Balk. She's too old but she would've been great.
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Fairuza Balk would've made a great Joan Jett. Hell, Ione Skye would've made an equally good one, too.
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Agreed! Fairuza is one hot lezzie bitch! Yep, she is lesbian.
Kristin better play it gay. I deep down think Kristin is anyway.
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Submitted by filapurr on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:05am.
What happened to Hollywood? Remember when there were cool, young actresses like Fairuza Balk. She's too old but she would've been great.
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I saw Craft again the other day and Fairuza Balk is one hot crazy looking bitch!
Floria Sigismondi has made some really cool music videos.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floria_Sigismondi#Music_videos_.28selection...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0AZIFmkogY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC16j0TlVfA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4YjzezXy30
And she managed to permanently scar Marilyn Manson's mouth with the prosthetic in this one. That can't be a bad thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTETiB5x-Lw
Submitted by filapurr on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:05am.
What happened to Hollywood? Remember when there were cool, young actresses like Fairuza Balk. She's too old but she would've been great.
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Fairuza Balk would've made a great Joan Jett. Hell, Ione Skye would've made an equally good one, too.
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
How can Joan Jett ok this?! This is wrong. She should get someone who is not poisoned already by this new tween crap. I really hope with Joan's input in this it is not a big steaming pile of shit it most likely will be.
I really want to know who is going to play Cherie Currie and Lita Ford. I LOVED Cherie Currie in Foxes. And Lita Ford is looking damn good now for her age.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:54am.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:50am.
Christina Ricci is "way up there in years?" She's got to be in her late twenties. That's not exactly way up there.
29-30 tops and nice titts too. ha hah a
No, she is not old yet, but what I meant is that she is no longer young enough to play a young Joan Jett...and the tits are what makes her too round for this role...Joan is athletic not curvy.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED: "...Also, am I the only one who thinks she gives of lezzie vibes?"
Nope. I get that, too. I guess since Joan is gay, she wanted a hot little babydyke to play her.
But really, I don't know if anyone could.
I fucking hate this. I wish no one knew who The Runaways were.. I just hate younger people trying to cash in on the past. Pisses me off.
Athina and Notimpressed:
Funny you should both mention the lezzie vibe; before I scrolled down and read the piece I thought Jett and Stewart were a new item.
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@Notimpressed:
I don't like Kristen Stewart, there's something about her that bothers me. Also, am I the only one who thinks she gives of lezzie vibes? I could see her dating SamRo.
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This chick really bugs me too. I think she does the same thing that Pink does---that psuedo- badass kind of thing that just gets under my skin and makes me laugh at the same time. No, honey, you're not a badass by any stretch. And yes, there is definitely some lezzie element there.
I dont know either of them, could care less,
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
What happened to Hollywood? Remember when there were cool, young actresses like Fairuza Balk. She's too old but she would've been great.
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"That cat's something I can't explain."
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:50am.
Do we need a Twilight sequel? Wasn't the first one painful enough.
Worst vampire movie ever...and mostly because of this dull girl.
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LOL, the books are rather awful already and yes, the movie sucked rocks. The dude was hot but only with the sound off. The mournful, romantic soft core porn of it all. Blech! Next vampire movie, I want the girl to kick everyone's ass instead. :)
God...this fucking tween/teen generation is out to bloody destroy all of the icons of rock/pop culture of this century.
Oh man, this potential line up is making me nauseous.
Here's the real stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMDn6V7ZLhE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RTipAZuMRI
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"That cat's something I can't explain."
Kristen looks nauseas.
Instead of "The Runaways" perhaps this POS-in-the-making should be called "Cherrybomb", emphasis on "bomb".
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
_Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:54am.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:50am.
Christina Ricci is "way up there in years?" She's got to be in her late twenties. That's not exactly way up there.
29-30 tops and nice titts too. ha hah a
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:50am.
Something about Kristen bugs me....I can't pin what it is though.
Well, you're probably more talented than she.
If Leslie Bibb gained a little weight in her face, I think she could probably pull it off... though I haven't really seen her in any huge roles.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:50am.
Christina Ricci is "way up there in years?" She's got to be in her late twenties. That's not exactly way up there.
when is the Pat Benatar movie being made?
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I want a Sunday kind of love; a love to last past Saturday night
And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
- Etta James
Well, at least they aren't considering AnoWh0reBot!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j22F7BMs-YQ
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No one can play Joan Jett. Damn that woman is so fucking hot, she could still play herself circa 1979.
Long live Joan. She is the one who stirred my love of women. (Saw her at Six Flags right before "I love Rock n Roll" hit it big and FELL SLAP IN LOVE) I might not be gay, but I certainly love to fancy the women!! Especially hot tomboys like Ms. Jett.
People used to tell me that I looked like Joan Jett. Yeah, it was the 80's and I abused the eyeliner.
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She's flat and that's that!
Joan Jett was on an episode of Highlander (no judging) and she was really bad. SOO maybe Kristen is playing Joan Jett playing Joan Jett. Then its perfect casing.
Something about Kristen bugs me....I can't pin what it is though.
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I want a Sunday kind of love; a love to last past Saturday night
And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
- Etta James
I hope Kristen is in acting/singing boot camp right now because I just don't see it.
"Just wondering but how many of you bitches acctually read the book? because Im thinkin not many of you have the brain spain too read...."
-Mrs.Hardin21 on Twilight
Do we need a Twilight sequel? Wasn't the first one painful enough.
Worst vampire movie ever...and mostly because of this dull girl.
I can't even think of any young actress of today that is bad ass and talented enough to play Joan Jett in a Lifetime movie let alone a feature film. Maybe just maybe Christina Ricci but she is getting way up there in years already and is probably too tiny and round for the role. Joan is tall and lanky and butch.
joan jett is a hot lezzie...shouldn't she have the benefit of being portrayed by someone equally as hot?
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I can see Kristen as Joan but still trying to wrap my head around why H'wood would make a movie about her in the first place (and I like Joan).
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