KFed Breaks His Silence And Puts Us To Sleep
It's Cheeto hillbilly week and KFed wants to get in on the action. Since Brit Brit is starting to look a little saner (sort of), KFed decided he needed to look even saner. In this week's People Magazine, the perfect dad (*eye roll to the left and right*) talks about his life with Brit and in doing so, he made my eyelids heavy and my head drowsy. Seriously, you're going to need a little speed shot with your coffee in order to get through this shit. I think I sort of fell into a slight coma at the end. You might want to have an adrenaline shot standing by.
I've picked out a few quotes that aren't completely coma-inducing.
KFed on what went wrong with his marriage to our little Cheetoling:It's hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I'd become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important ... I mean, we were having complications. I didn't give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn't even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.
KFed on bitches thinking he only wanted custody of the kids for cash reasons:
My first question to [my lawyer] was, "Am I ever going to be able to see my children?" I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That's all that mattered. I didn't know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.
KFed on the night that Brit lost her Cheetos and was throw into the loony bin (awww, memories):
That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her 'cause I care about her. That's the mother of my children. Just because I'm not in love with her doesn't mean that I don't love her. I'm definitely rooting for her. There's nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.
Yes, KFed! You're the father of the millennium! Everyone should hand their kids over to you, because you do it best.
What pisses me off is that People didn't ask him the most important question of all questions: will there be a follow-up to Popozao? It's not like the bitch is doing anything, but eating (obviously). He can take the money he made from this boring ass interview and produce a sequel! And I'm sure he can channel some of that raw emotion he felt when Brit Brit divorced his ass to put together some extremely powerful.
People also should have asked him to name his other kids. You know, the ones he doesn't get paid to take care of. He would've uttered a few dozen "ums" and finally just blurted out "POPOZAO!"
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How diplomatic of him. I was hoping for something juicy though. Major letdown.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:24am.
I'm up this early watching Britney's MTV docu and I think it was made for us to feel bad for her. Yeah, the paparazzi is bad, yes you were a mess, but be grateful that you have people wanting to see you succeed. If you don't want to be "working" all the time, then just retire already and take care of your 'babies.' My god!
I agree. It was all very "Poor Britney Spears." She is kind of psycho though, the way she goes back and forth about what she really wants out of life. One minute she's crying saying she hates it, the next she's saying she can't live without her career. Spoiled weirdo.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by No Words on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:26am.
Shar has told everyone he is a great dad. He has a bedroom for each of his kids in his house. I wish he and Shar would get back together and live off that ditch pig's money forever.
I suspect that was the plan all along. The boy's real names are 'meal ticket' and 'daddy's pension' She's no better- Brit or Shar. None of them would be allowed to breed in a just and sane world.
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Fuck you K-Fed. You saw your chance at the cash cow and left your pregnant girlfriend when Britney looked your way the second time. During the marriage you spent her cash did drugs and partied down in Vegas. She was Sean's primary care taker until it all went bad. Remember the pap's documented it.
Yes she lost her shit during and after the divorce. Those children are your free ride until they turn 18. If your other children came with a big cash reward with them you'd be all like Sean and Jayden who? You are no fucking martyr to me and millions of others who know your game. Get a fucking job like millions of other single parents in the world must do. At some point in your life your going to have to. Children grow fast asshole.
It's amazing we haven't heard from him in the last yr. or so, but all of a sudden he's speaking again, during what is supposed to be Brit's tenth 'comeback.' He's such a womanizah.
Rich and famous people suck.
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i only got through half of first comment and fell asleep
go away kfed...and stop getting women pregnant like you did to shitney
Submitted by Michi516 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:35am.
I'm glad he stole that tornado bait's thunder.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
I'm glad he stole that tornado bait's thunder. I'm sick of her parading around vying for a comeback. She needs to "comeback" to her damn kids and worry about their upbringing before her "career". What a piece of trash. I hope she reserves some of her album/ticket sales for SP and JJ's therapy....
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This documentary is making me want to blow my head off.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
With Shar he has Kori and Kaleb. With Britney he has Tater Tot and Small Fry.
How many kids does he have with Shar? And total? Is it 4 or 5 total?
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:27am.
Is the guy a douche? Yep. But to his credit, we haven't seen him all fucked at all hours of the night flashing his wedding tackle to the paparazzi, nor did we hear him making all sorts of comments about his trashy ex-wife doing that very thing.
And the kids certainly look happier.
Just keep him out of the recording studio.
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Is the guy a douche? Yep. But to his credit, we haven't seen him all fucked at all hours of the night flashing his wedding tackle to the paparazzi, nor did we hear him making all sorts of comments about his trashy ex-wife doing that very thing.
And the kids certainly look happier.
Just keep him out of the recording studio.
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Shar has told everyone he is a great dad. He has a bedroom for each of his kids in his house. I wish he and Shar would get back together and live off that ditch pig's money forever.
Yeah, it's true...I despise Britney.
The kids are f-ing cute, leave them be.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I'm up this early watching Britney's MTV docu and I think it was made for us to feel bad for her. Yeah, the paparazzi is bad, yes you were a mess, but be grateful that you have people wanting to see you succeed. If you don't want to be "working" all the time, then just retire already and take care of your 'babies.' My god!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Those children look like they have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome...
or Cheeto-Frapp Syndrome!
I like Kevin...I think he has behaved honorably in this whole ordeal. I am positive he could trash her totally if he wanted to. He deserves every penny he gets for putting up with her selfish stupid ass.
And the kids look truly happy around him, not scared to death.
Sounds like he's grown up a lot, and that he really cares about the boys (unlike Brit). Got to give him props for that.
Is Jakey one of the Best Boyfriends? Awww. Now if only he was with someone who deserved him!
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This is in such bad taste. The girl's trying HARD to get her life together, and NOW he gives an interview, acting like the man of the year?! This loser screwed her over, sucked her dry, abandoned her and fought only for the kids of his that brought him money. He's a LOSER and a mooch - he's also fat and stupid. I boycott People for putting this despicable juvenile degenerate on the cover. Without BRITNEY's money, he'd still be an unemployed "dancer," in heavy debt and stealing rides on his being-reposed beater truck. Who do you think gave Britney the drugs in the first place!??!? ASSH*LE! p.s. this is not coming from a Britney fan ... just a human being, who can see this piece of trash treated someone reprehensibly and People, shame on it, is glorifying him.
How convienient this is coming out the week her cd is released. Did he get paid from Daddy Spears, in addition from People to do this for her publicity?
This is beyond obvious.
PEOPLE WANT DIRT!! WANT GOSSIP!!! Not some sugar coated crap fed to us by some douchebag!
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Jake G is a Best Boyfriend? To Reese or someone else?
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"I'm A Celebrity" left deflated after glamour girl Nicola McLean busts out of the jungle.
Kevin is trying to steal Riki Tiki Tavi's fame!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
um okay kevin ... sureeeee
people aren't stupid, you left shar when she was pregnant, and brit filed for divorced while you were out promoting the "album," while she was taking care of the kids.
also funny how this comes out right near Britney's album release, you had 2 years to come out and do this interview.
At least the kids don't look terrified around him.
Actually, his first question to his lawyer was, "Why do you need so much up front?"
He acts like they were married for 20 years, not two years.
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"I'm A Celebrity" left deflated after glamour girl Nicola McLean busts out of the jungle.
Wow, SPF is getting big! And I bet JJ only smiles when he has cookies or anything sweet in his hand.