KFed Breaks His Silence And Puts Us To Sleep
It's Cheeto hillbilly week and KFed wants to get in on the action. Since Brit Brit is starting to look a little saner (sort of), KFed decided he needed to look even saner. In this week's People Magazine, the perfect dad (*eye roll to the left and right*) talks about his life with Brit and in doing so, he made my eyelids heavy and my head drowsy. Seriously, you're going to need a little speed shot with your coffee in order to get through this shit. I think I sort of fell into a slight coma at the end. You might want to have an adrenaline shot standing by.
I've picked out a few quotes that aren't completely coma-inducing.
KFed on what went wrong with his marriage to our little Cheetoling:It's hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I'd become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important ... I mean, we were having complications. I didn't give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn't even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.
KFed on bitches thinking he only wanted custody of the kids for cash reasons:
My first question to [my lawyer] was, "Am I ever going to be able to see my children?" I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That's all that mattered. I didn't know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.
KFed on the night that Brit lost her Cheetos and was throw into the loony bin (awww, memories):
That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her 'cause I care about her. That's the mother of my children. Just because I'm not in love with her doesn't mean that I don't love her. I'm definitely rooting for her. There's nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.
Yes, KFed! You're the father of the millennium! Everyone should hand their kids over to you, because you do it best.
What pisses me off is that People didn't ask him the most important question of all questions: will there be a follow-up to Popozao? It's not like the bitch is doing anything, but eating (obviously). He can take the money he made from this boring ass interview and produce a sequel! And I'm sure he can channel some of that raw emotion he felt when Brit Brit divorced his ass to put together some extremely powerful.
People also should have asked him to name his other kids. You know, the ones he doesn't get paid to take care of. He would've uttered a few dozen "ums" and finally just blurted out "POPOZAO!"
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Yep! I actually agree. Avery is a dick-wad, but trash talk is what sports is about. The "sloppy seconds" comment should have gotten a fine/hand slap for being crude, but an indefinite suspension?
Political correctness is making a world full of Caspar Milquetoasts.
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He stepped up and took care of his kids, and they look happy to be with him. Good for him.
Submitted by gigi jenkins on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:23am.
i hate to say it but those kids look genuinely happy with kfed!
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How can you make that claim based on a photo? Give me a cookie and I'll play happy, too!
I only got through half of first comment and fell asleep
go away kfed...and stop getting women pregnant like you did to shitney
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Submitted by RealiTEE: ".....Gritney....."
I am laughing my ass off at that. No one else thought of calling her Gritney before? That is fucking GENIUS. Love it.
Morning Sluts!
Brit looks so prettyful....Im convinced I would
be fucking drop dead gorgeous with the right make-up/wardrobe team ...when am I gunna win the dam lotto???!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:17am.
Hey Clarisse: You were talking about the "sloppy seconds" quote that got Sean Avery suspended? Doesn't that sound kinda fascist by the NHL? Why can't he say whatever he wants (however crude) about his past GFs?
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:17am.
He may be a phony, but the kids actually SMILE and look like they want to be with their father.
word
kids that age are totally transparent they have no ability to fake emotions
those kids are happy and attached to him.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
It was thoughtful for K-Fraud to 'break his silence' the week of Gritney's birthday. What an asshole.
Christ, imagine if K-Fed was your best bet in life. Poor kids.
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I do not often speak bluntly and unkindly about my fellow human beings however I feel I must make an exception here.
With any divorce, when one spouse is the primary bread winner, worth millions, there's legitimate fear of limited time with the children, by the other, dependant party.(male or female) The wealthy can travel anywhere, anytime, and bring a nanny with the kids. Not to mention, hire a better attorney, for the divorce.
Kevin has been the more stable parent, between the two. Good luck, to Guy Richie.
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i hate to say it but those kids look genuinely happy with kfed!
"What pisses me off is that People didn't ask him the most important question of all questions: will there be a follow-up to Popozao?"
Exactly, not at all interested in life with Britney "I came into the world with NO TALENT and I shall leave the world even with even less" Spears.
--thanks awfully--
I would still do him.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:16am.
KD, you are soooooooooooo busted. How are you going to get out of this one?
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Aww, piece of cake. Guys are so easy to distract. Just give 'em a BJ and they forget everything.
There is no K fed cockers in mah mouth hole yall!
ewwww ha ha ha
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KD!
A sexy girl for extramarital relationship? Hwore!!
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JJ looks like Timmy from Passions in this pic.
He may be a phony, but the kids actually SMILE and look like they want to be with their father.
Whenever they;re with Mommy, they look miserable. Especially JJ.
LoLo good morning,love the new avvie!!!
bwwwaaa!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
KD, you are soooooooooooo busted. How are you going to get out of this one?
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Oh man, you found me out.
He's so fucking full of shit. Christ I got a toothache after reading that shit.
you are so cool. but i just found out your secret that you have joined an online club !!!.sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com., by which you are seeking a sexy girl for extramarital relationship
LoLo- what are you doing under that table? Is that why your avie is gone? It's hiding? At first I thought you said you were in front of him under his table. Scandelous!
Good Morning CTH! ha ha ha
Morning Yalls!
Morning K-Fart, Jim Baby Bob, and Briney Junior.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
they gave him EVERY CHANCE to slam shittney and he didn't take the bait.
frankly, I'm impressed because I see a person who's taking charge and growing up. we all fuck up, some more tha others, but from my age, I can take into account how young he was when he met shittney.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
*Whispers in a low voice while positioned behind K-Fart under a small cafe table*
We've secretly replaced young Jayden James with Folgers Coffee Crystals to see if the customers at he local gravy train will notice the difference.
*waits under the table for a long, long time*
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Oh please. This guy was partying in Vegas after those kids were born and he bailed on his pregnant wife prior to that. A magic dart gun loaded with birth control would be a wonderful thing.
Has he ever commented about how woomanizah is about him? Or is it about some other wigger?
I guess Brit finally stopped giving him extra cash. NEXT: The Enquirer.loser.
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And really that's not a lot,
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Breaking his silence? He should keep his mouth fucking shut and stop shoveling pigs feet and grits into his mouth. Bitch might not be talking but there's a lot going on in his mouth.
I won't pretend to hate him.
I haven't really seen him in a while or him and his kids crammed in a car out Chandelier shopping.
My three cents on his side, is he a "good parent", don't know but it sure looks like it in the cover, those boys look happy and un-distracted, to me that means they are comfortable, unlike Shitters photo ops with them. I am not going to throw him a pass so easily but I want to and that says something to me about where his priorities are. If he proves me wrong, fine, I'll deal, please, he just seems to be what he claims. I can't ever assume he is collectively smart enough to be the gold digger some seem to think he is.
And for those STILL INSISTING Shitters is putting all this effort and working hard to get better, it was only AFTER she lost control of her MONEY that she started making "progress", she had already lost her kids.
JUST MY OPINION.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hey, love him or hate him, he stepped the fuck up which is more than you can say about the head cheeto.
on topic, Jake is my perfect boyfriend. we walk our german shepherds when I untie him from my bed.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
k-fed got fat yo! woooah
the kids are adorable!
Well Kfed if it makes ya feel any better, Larry Birkhead thinks you're a god.
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I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine.
Coulda been the Willie Nelson, coulda been the wine.
He blew up like a TICK
Cheeto I think hinted around to the fact that he could not keep his peen to himself in the documentary.KFat needs to lose some weight for sure,no wonder he has been on the down low.
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Well he still sees his other kids regularly. This interview is not suppose to be about them anyway. It's about Brit-Brit's crazazy ways and thier 2 dumplin's. Anywho I'm totally against the notion that woman can be the only ones to raise children the "right" way. What's wrong with Kevin steppin' up to the plate when she lost control? I mean he is the other half of the parental units. Would the K-Fed haters rather have seen someone else takin's care of them when she lost it? Hope not. Why? Because he is their father and if he is capable(apparently he is) he should raise them. Britney should raise them too, but she has problems that needs treatment. I'm saying that if Brit's incapable for how ever long then nothings wrong with K-Fed doing his part&more until she can do her part too! People are so prejudice against single fathers. SO WHAT that she is wealthy? Did the K-Fed haters just expect her to take them by herself and her parents raise them? People would be pissin' on that too.... I think he's doing just what needed to be done. The kids didn't need to be in the salon when she lost it. They needed to be right where they were at---with their daddy who loves them :)
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:41am.
Britney is a cipher or a puppet. When she speaks on her own, unscripted, she has no rational idea what she's saying. Silly words just pour out. It's only when she's coached and follows her coaching that she gets a coherent point across.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:43am.
I thought Kenny Chesney was gay?
Does it say romance with a female? :)
Popozao! Popozao! Popozao!
*doing lame white dude head bop*
Yo!
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It’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.
Of course, People wouldn't let KFraud trash Brit Brit . . . they are negotiating with her to do a follow-up interview next week!! But . . .
that said, I have to at least give him props for not wh0ring the kids to the media, other than this interview. And yes, the boys do look genuinely happy and secure with him.
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"Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 9:41am.
I agree. It was all very "Poor Britney Spears." She is kind of psycho though, the way she goes back and forth about what she really wants out of life. One minute she's crying saying she hates it, the next she's saying she can't live without her career. Spoiled weirdo."
For reals. The comic relief of the whole thing was her choreographer - other than that, I would have turned it right off.
Her making fun of her Dad was going way too far, if he didn't care, he would have let her go on her "dangerous" ways. Like I said before, people want to see her succeed, but it doesn't seem like she wants it at all - not anymore.
But, yeah, now I'm going to jump into the shower and wash the Britney docu watching shame off my body. *shudders* Never again.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
MTV and VH-1 should sign a deal with those two kids now. They are going to wind up being the pillar of both channel's programming. I can see one or both of them on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, Celebrity Fit Club, My New BF, Shot at Love with JJ Spears, and one of them will inevitably want to be a singer and humiliate themselves on Rock the Cradle. They're the hillbilly version of the Olsen trolls. I'm telling, somebody needs to get KFed when he's in a stupor and get him to sign those kids over. The future of MTV and VH-I depend on them.
K-Fed has every incentive to promote Brit's comeback, to ensure he keeps getting paid.
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Second string back up dancer gets lucky and cha-ching!
That's the k-tard story.
As for the "spend every dime to get my kids". Wasn't Madam cheetofrappe paying for his legal defense? I've no doubt he wouldn't have a problem spending every dime of her money. But then what's he going to do when that runs out? Oh yeah... Pimp the kids!
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