KFed Breaks His Silence And Puts Us To Sleep
It's Cheeto hillbilly week and KFed wants to get in on the action. Since Brit Brit is starting to look a little saner (sort of), KFed decided he needed to look even saner. In this week's People Magazine, the perfect dad (*eye roll to the left and right*) talks about his life with Brit and in doing so, he made my eyelids heavy and my head drowsy. Seriously, you're going to need a little speed shot with your coffee in order to get through this shit. I think I sort of fell into a slight coma at the end. You might want to have an adrenaline shot standing by.
I've picked out a few quotes that aren't completely coma-inducing.
KFed on what went wrong with his marriage to our little Cheetoling:It's hard enough to be in a marriage, and then have a kid, then kids, it changes everything. For me, I'd become more concerned with my children. Not that I ignored Britney, but my kids are always most important ... I mean, we were having complications. I didn't give her an ultimatum, but I was trying to work stuff out with her, and she didn't even talk to me or anything and went behind my back and filed [for divorce]. [I was] completely blindsided.
KFed on bitches thinking he only wanted custody of the kids for cash reasons:
My first question to [my lawyer] was, "Am I ever going to be able to see my children?" I told him that I would spend every last dime that I had to make sure that my children are okay. That's all that mattered. I didn't know how much power Britney had. That really scared me.
KFed on the night that Brit lost her Cheetos and was throw into the loony bin (awww, memories):
That whole night is a blur. You want to talk about one of my lowest points of depression, that was probably one of them. I was very, very worried for her 'cause I care about her. That's the mother of my children. Just because I'm not in love with her doesn't mean that I don't love her. I'm definitely rooting for her. There's nothing more that I want than for her to be in the best health and doing what she loves to do.
Yes, KFed! You're the father of the millennium! Everyone should hand their kids over to you, because you do it best.
What pisses me off is that People didn't ask him the most important question of all questions: will there be a follow-up to Popozao? It's not like the bitch is doing anything, but eating (obviously). He can take the money he made from this boring ass interview and produce a sequel! And I'm sure he can channel some of that raw emotion he felt when Brit Brit divorced his ass to put together some extremely powerful.
People also should have asked him to name his other kids. You know, the ones he doesn't get paid to take care of. He would've uttered a few dozen "ums" and finally just blurted out "POPOZAO!"
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:21am.
Do you guys gots the 24 hour rule?
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What's that, angel? (apparently we don't, or call it something else.)
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:12am.
"Just because I'm not in love with her doesn't mean that I don't love her"
There is nothing I dread more than my bf telling me one day "I love you but IM not in love with you"
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Worst break-up line ever.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:19am.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:14am.
Jeffro,
Ever wanted to punch a Dad in the stands??
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Yup, and opposing coaches who let thier kids act like goons, too. But of course
, we have to set the example in front of the kids, and take the high road.
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:14am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:03am.
You know - to me all it says is that he's getting paid. The timing is too perfect.
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For this intreview maybe, but he could've very easily made comments after they broke up, while she was "crazy" last year. He came in and out of court (on time I might add) and never once said ONE bad thing about her in public.
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That's true. Especially at the beginning of the end and it would have been emotional - I remember he said he got clocked with a frying pan and waited, with baited breath, for muy ESCANDALOS (or however you'd say it) but it never came...
I think he's got some grounding around him. Grounded people, grounded thinking...It's a relief, actually.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:14am.
Jeffro,
Ever wanted to punch a Dad in the stands??
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Yup, and opposing coaches who let thier kids act like goons, too. But of course, we have to set the example in front of the kids, and take the high road.
If we're lucky, the guy will play with a Men's League group, then you just find out what night he plays and go give him the business on the ice. You have no idea how bad you can hurt someone with a perfectly legal hip check. :)
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:03am.
You know - to me all it says is that he's getting paid. The timing is too perfect.
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For this intreview maybe, but he could've very easily made comments after they broke up, while she was "crazy" last year. He came in and out of court (on time I might add) and never once said ONE bad thing about her in public. I'm sure they've shared cross words behind close doors. He could very easily have gone on TV last year & trashed her. He never did. Points to him for that.
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Sheeps!
"Do what we do in the States: punch out the other kid's parents in the stands."
How frightening that you are not even kidding!?!?!?
Jeffro,
Ever wanted to punch a Dad in the stands??
On topic: Cookie.
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Ein minuten bitte! Ich habe eine kleinen problemo avec diese religiones.
"Just because I'm not in love with her doesn't mean that I don't love her"
There is nothing I dread more than my bf telling me one day "I love you but IM not in love with you"
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:56am.
I shall descend from the stands and struggle out onto the ice like a crazed harpie and maul them.
That's a great idea. They won't dare taunt him after that. Try to get someone to videotape you, k?
Do what we do in the States: punch out the other kid's parents in the stands.
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they ate cheetos y'all!!!!
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:06am.
O yeah? What did they eat?
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crow? Humble pie?
wait.... hummm... you makin fun of me? :)
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I agree...KFed has definitely taken the high road through this whole fiasco. He could have destroyed Britney.
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O yeah? What did they eat?
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crow? Humble pie?
wait.... hummm... you makin fun of me? :)
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Submitted by TITS on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 11:02am.
Angel, Gritney has two friends - they showed them on her special. Even made a point of saying she sees them regularly. So it must be true.
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@DAE:
He's never said anything bad or mean about Britney and that says alot about him.
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You know - to me all it says is that he's getting paid. The timing is too perfect.
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Angel, Gritney has two friends - they showed them on her special. Even made a point of saying she sees them regularly. So it must be true.
Poor Ali, Sam and Adnan - tossed aside like so much old trash.
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:42am
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Well said, angel. ITA. K-Fed is being a stand-up guy here.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:55am.
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Well thank you Jeffro. See my remark to Sheeps re my crazed harpie method of preventing my son from fighting. I find it quite effective. (Oh and screeching from the stands works well too) Hehehe
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I've coached youth hockey for several years, we hear you over there, Hockey Mom. :-)
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:55am.
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Well thank you Jeffro. See my remark to Sheeps re my crazed harpie method of preventing my son from fighting. I find it quite effective. (Oh and screeching from the stands works well too) Hehehe
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the hockey dude just sounds bitter. but i guess when you have a microphone in your face you might want to get your 2 cents in--still comes off as bitter though! as for the indefinite suspension that's ridic!
Y'know what that was pretty decent interview. It may b "boring", but he's being honest (or as close as)
He's never said anything bad or mean about Britney and that says alot about him.
He tried and failed to make it as a rapper & now he's doing his best to keep his kids out of the media spotlight. (Note - this is the fist time, since he posed with Britney on the cover People with Sean, that's he done a photoshot with his children.)
Kudos to Kevin for keeping his silence this long, being a good dad and not slagging on Britney every chance he gets.
~♥~Merry Christmas, everyone!~♥~
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:51am
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Yes I've come to grips with that (reluctantly). Of course nobody will ever dare lay a finger on my son because I shall descend from the stands and struggle out onto the ice like a crazed harpie and maul them.
But yeh, otherwise I'm A-OK with fighting.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:47am.
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Don't even get me started on that. My 13 year old was being taunted on the ice the other night and I could tell by his face that he was *this close* to taking a swing at the cheesehead taunting him. He didn't though and I'm proud of his self-control. (He was being taunted 'cuz the puck hit his skate and slid into the other team's net and tied the game. OUCH)
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OUTSTANDING parenting (and coaching), Joe. I'd be proud too.
Dunno if you've seen this, but it happened to Edmonton in in a Conference Finals...it can happen to anyone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snGQQw7bfqA
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:51am.
ha ha! Im a big dumb babe, babe.
He Clarisse, when you think about it...arent we ALL some sluts sloppy seconds?
Philosiphication all ove the place this morning.
Shake and bake and stuff.
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O here I am going on about Kfed and y'all went and turned this into a hockey thread! Send a memo next time!
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KFed is okay.....I can't believe I like him more than I like Britney......not that that is saying much....
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And I'd like to know it's more than love at first sight; I want a Sunday kind of love
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:34am.
Submitted by gigi jenkins on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:23am.
i hate to say it but those kids look genuinely happy with kfed!
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How can you make that claim based on a photo? Give me a cookie and I'll play happy, too!
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Since I said it too...body language.
Their middles are a little collapsed - not stick straight: relaxed.
Their cheeks are high when they smile: genuine joy.
Their eyes close slightly when they smile: more joy.
SPF's head is leaning in slightly...it's slight but it's the act of cuddling - his head prolly fell back on his dad moments later.
Watch them with Britney...one is always playing dead on her shoulder. Poor JJ is out of touch, tho, pretty much anywhere. He's happy about that cookie but he's got a smile about something else too...like someone is saying: Ok, don't bite until we snap! and he thinks it's kinda funny...for me, it's kinda heartwarming.
It's not a lot to got by, obviously, but don't you feel that immediate reaction? The difference from when she's pictured with them?
With her they look like props - these guys look like friends.
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LoLo!
"So Yeah ok Sean Avery is a fucker but he was truth telling."
Outta the mouth of a BABE!
The C Word,
I WILL be your puck bunny!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:47am.
Good thing he's not on a Latin American soccer team.
Playing hockey is engineered to make you wanna punch somebody after awhile. It has something to do with speed, heat, and constant checking. Oh, and hangovers.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:48am.
No one cares for truthiness these days.
I wonder how many of the players have herpes on the knuckles though?
All the puncing of the mouths and all.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:46am.
Jeffro!
LOL! Apparently the NFL has never heard of the Cinci Bengals! Or Plaxico! The only man thug enough to shoot himself!
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Plax has been suspended for the remainder of the year by the Giants, the NFL will wait and see what he gets convicted of (if anything) and then come down with their punishment. Fuckin fool, if you're gonna carry a gun, learn to use it first.
And I think everyone wishes they never heard of the Bungles.
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Double Chin.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:41am.
The C Word,
I think that I am going to move North and be your constant companion!!
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Clarisse, will you be my puck bunny? :)
I can see Elisha liking the stick, but find it funny that Rachel Hunter likes de ockey playurs too.
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Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:45am.
Wow. Sounds like a trail of herpes. I don't think the NHL is concerned about the truthiness of the remark.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:43am.
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:40am.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:38am.
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My 6 year old is learning how to play hockey, it's not easy 'splaining to him why guys are punching the shit out of each other instead of skating. "Daddy, when do we practice THAT?"
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Don't even get me started on that. My 13 year old was being taunted on the ice the other night and I could tell by his face that he was *this close* to taking a swing at the cheesehead taunting him. He didn't though and I'm proud of his self-control. (He was being taunted 'cuz the puck hit his skate and slid into the other team's net and tied the game. OUCH)
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Jeffro!
LOL! Apparently the NFL has never heard of the Cinci Bengals! Or Plaxico! The only man thug enough to shoot himself!
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Clarisse and Sheepers, What Avery said was true though. CuthButt is many, many a fellas sloppy seconds. Justin Timberlandfucker sang that song Cry Me A River about her and Camie Ditass got all pizzed AWF cause Justin was like, "No Ditzass she did that to mah fwiend and i wrote a song."
Then Ditzass was all like, " WHATEVER DOUCHE!"
Then they broke up and he stuck his baby penis in Jessica Beil and Scar Jo and Beil won because Scar Jo got distracted by her husband, Mr Abs.
So Yeah ok Sean Avery is a fucker but he was truth telling.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:40am.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:38am.
Because the NHL is go genteel.... You can drop gloves and put someone in the hospital, but god forbid you say something I first heard at 12 years old.
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No disagreeing, Sheeps...it's the NHL trying to keep up with the NFL's 'get tough' policies...and totally hypocritical.
My 6 year old is learning how to play hockey, it's not easy 'splaining to him why guys are punching the shit out of each other instead of skating. "Daddy, when do we practice THAT?"
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:38am.
*shaking head* Hypocrites.... and Gretzky keeps on doing whatever he's doing for the NHL these days.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:26am.
Christ, imagine if K-Fed was your best bet in life. Poor kids.
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To be honest - when I look at him, I'm not that put off. He's obviously lower classed and without a lot of taste but I know guys like that and they're stand-up guys in the end.
And the truth is, he does see his other kids and care for them - Shar has always been fairly amicable around that particular question, saying he's a good dad. And look at that picture. Britney's such a ball of stress it reads all over her kid's faces. They look like they actually KNOW him.
And HIS little bout of craziness makes much more sense - he met a pop PRINCESS (in a club?), figured he hit the big-time - hell maybe he even thought he could, at least, love her someday (even in this interview, I don't think he ever did) - thought he might live out his lifelong dream of being a rapper...he is a dancer! Doesn't he do that anymore? (I liked his stoopit commercial, actually). And he prolly figured they'd sail through, divorce in a few years when the kids were older both rich and famous and happy. Stoopit plan, sure but at least it's 'growing up' mistakes
After that, he settled down. He never tried to come across like Mister Clean but he never got ugly and crazy about it either. He always talks about his kids. Every single time. I don't think that's whoring, honestly - I think it's just where his head's at. I think he feels bad he made these two children and now their mother is crazy. She was a pop PRINCESS for chrissakes - how was he supposed to see that one coming.
At the end of the day they're all part of the same thing. Nobody thinks clearly - they all have their head up their asses because they're living in a bad Danielle Steele novel.
But I'd hardly make KFed out to be the bad guy. Britney is obviously not the most fun person to be around in general because WHERE are all her friends? After all these years - all those dancers, producers, managers, handlers...there's NO ONE? Not one person to hold her hand besides her dad? And please with the "they're using me". Everyone's using everyone all the time - its not exclusive to celebrities. When you have a hundred people you can consult with, on the daily, about it you shouldn't be so worried. And when you are a genuine person - you attract genuine people to you...
Meanwhile, Kfed's got friends galore. That's telling.
They may look like hoodlums but you never heard of anyone around him getting shot - also telling. You see him party but not every day. And yeah - he's getting kinda chubby. That's actually even healthy looking to me - like he's living simple and watching his kids grow.
I do kinda wish he would take Brit's money and get back with Shar. That would feel like resolution to me...
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:38am.
Because the NHL is so genteel.... You can drop gloves and put someone in the hospital, but god forbid you say something I first heard at 12 years old.
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Sheeps,
I am always wary of Milquetoastians!
The C Word,
I think that I am going to move North and be your constant companion!!
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I seem to be the only one who does not think those kids are cute.
I thought he didn't go for pictures like the one on the cover - exploiting the children.... ??
awww kd have a spritzer or something. don't we all make assumptions on here! POPOZAO!
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:30am.
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Apparently the league's suspension is legal under Article 6 of the NHL Constitution as it allows for suspension due to any conduct "detrimental to the League or game of hockey."
But let's be honest: Bettman's gunning for Avery because he is so outspoken and universally hated/considered an embarrassment.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:36am.
Political correctness is making a world full of Caspar Milquetoasts.
You'll be hearing from the Milquetoastians.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:30am.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 12/03/2008 - 10:17am.
Hey Clarisse: You were talking about the "sloppy seconds" quote that got Sean Avery suspended? Doesn't that sound kinda fascist by the NHL? Why can't he say whatever he wants (however crude) about his past GFs?
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A fellow hockey nut came a running with this to me this morning...funny as hell cuz Avery is a textbook instigator...but pro sports can't and won't abide that kind of talk in a televised interview.
Which is why we never heard Slap Shot's 'Moe' utter his most famous comment..."That cunt is no good." LOL
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He shends one of yoursh to the hoshpital, you shend one of hish to the morgue!!!
The boys are cute!